>devoutly religious
>hates ISIS
>loves Tolkien
>favourite movie is Zulu
Why do you hate him?
>>62923756
>>loves Tolkien
Only because he wants to be popular
Zulu rocks
https://youtu.be/m2pJ4iH1v_c?t=2m40s
>>62923786
He knows more about Tolkien's works than Oxford professors who consider themselves the 'experts' in the field.
>supports Syrian refugees and spent ten minutes Thursday talking about it in the "comedy" section of his "comedy" show
Gee, I wonder why I hate him.
>devoutly religious
>good
Man, what the hell happen to this site? Were so many of us atheist that contrarians actually started worshiping the lord?
>>62923786
this. Funny how now that the new Star Wars movie is coming out he's pretending he's the biggest SW fan ever too. He's a poser.
>>62924165
Yes they're contrarians but they don't worship shit. They just want to be as opposite from their godless liberal SJW archenemies as possible, even if it's only superficially.
>>62924165
>Man, what the hell happen to this site? Were so many of us atheist that contrarians actually started worshiping the lord?
Duh. There's no room for moderation. You can't just be passively agnostic, you have to be a fedora-tipping autistic or a god-fearing nutcase.
>>62924165
Conservatives.
Gun-toting, biblethumping, sisterfucking hicks from /pol/ infected the rest of the site and now every single board manages a handful of actual discussion threads a day before they devolve into /pol/'s fascination with blacks and jews and all the immaculate inferiorities that come with being a shut-in white male.
>>62923786
>>62924295
>m-muh secret club.
Colbert is hard core into Tolkien. And he's been a fan of star wars since the 70s.
Compared with him, you're the poser.
>>62924388
What a waste of /88/ dubs.
Go back to reddit you insufferable cuctural marxist.
>>62924441
Substantial post there, friend. Keep up the good work!
>>62924165
>>62924441
Ya see OP? Huh, ya see? Schmucks like this! Get outta here ya bozo! Yeah yeah that's right beat it!
>>62924165
You know damn well the only reason there were atheists is because it's synonymous with EDGE.
>>62924165
>Man, what the hell happen to this site?
A lot of users grew out of their "I'll be an atheist to make my parents mad"-stage when they got out of college.
>>62923756
I don't hate him. He's not Dave or Johnny.
He's not even a fake republican anymore.
>>62924441
>Go back to reddit
Well memed my friend!
>>62924388
Holy shit, Leftists are THIS triggered.
The fact that you think Jews and nigs were never the target of ridicule before now also makes it obvious you are a newfag.
Go the fuck back to Reddit.
>>62924388
>Everyone on /pol/ is le white
Only because of your Racial Marxist views.
A single look at the flags on the board proves otherwise. All boards should have them just to shut you up.
>>62924765
>americans grow out of atheism
Disgusting ťbh
>>62923786
Bullshit. He's literally IN one of the movies. He begged fir two years to get that non speaking role.
You're an asshat.
>devoutly religious
He just uses that as a claim in order to shield himself from criticism by the religious.
>>62924814
It has nothing to do with nationality. Most non-autistic people grow out of their edgy militant atheist stage by the time they hit 15.
Either that or they don't have one.
>>62924165
>what the hell happen to this site?
nothing. you just stopped browsing /b/ and went to a mature and grown up board, like this one
>>62924924
Yes, it does. Militant atheism only exists in religious countries. In countries where atheism is the norm, militant atheists have nothing to be militant about.
>being Catholic is good
>>62925178
You mean free Christian countries.
Atheists don't exist in Islamic states.
>>62923756
>Devoutly religious
>Catholic
Pick one, motherfucker.
It's like saying someone is a professional basketball player because they play in a pick-up game once a month.
>>62925016
Medium heh.
>>62925252
what, are you saying Catholics aren't devote? They are the stuck up Christians that still do all the old stuff like kneeling and not eating meat on Fridays.
He's a white privileged man and that is wrong.
>>62923854
>it's 2015 and other people don't have the same views as me. isn't that hilarious?
>>62925320
>Not looking forward to Seafood Fridays
For shame heretic.
>>62923827
it's not like this is a major accomplishment or anything. I knew as much about "Tolkien's works" in highschool. That's level of literature they are.
>>62923756
Because he's a leftist shill that has contributed to the pussification of the U.S..
>>62923756
He went full SJW:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzGA_glnkM
>>62925499
High School?
Nigga, I'd read LoTR twice by 4th grade.
>>62925499
have you even watched him go off on Tolkien? He might be the most knowledgeable man alive on the subject or up there at least, I know he can speak Elvish.
>>62923756
>devoutly religious
At its core, modern leftism is a secular manifestation of Christian values. Do you ever notice how quick American leftists are to accuse republicans of being 'bad Christians', even when they otherwise espouse secularism as a virtue? It's because the average leftist prides themselves in altruism, even altruism that is pathological, and will espouse values like 'love', and being 'against hatred and bigotry' above all else, even above the safety and security of their fellow men. To them, the moral high ground is the most important thing.
>>62923756
>Catholic
>Democrat
ell oh elle
>>62924388
If you think racism on 4chan is a new thing, you're obviously a newfag from reddit. Nigger was a casual insult since this site's inception.
>>62925724
And we're supposed to admire such a sperglord because...?
>hates ISIS
isis is a great band though
>>62925925
>that Mormon Jesus
Got your meteor proof underwear on anon?
>>62925956
no one is forcing you to
>>62923786
He literally outdid the makers of LOTR in a quiz on the works of Tolkien.
>>62923756
>hates ISIS
good goy
>>62924165
I think no-one cared what you believed or not back then and we didn't engage in shitflinging over religion before the rise of the fedora and /pol/.
>>62923756
Behind that smile is an ego driven arrogant asshole who would let you drown if it meant him climbing over you. Seems like a sociopath.
I don't hate the Republican caricature. I hate the slime ball behind it.
>>62925228
No he's mean free secular ones.
Australia has a huge amount of atheists in it and there's nobody that even gives a chiko roll.
Does op relize the he does it for satire? If you value anyone of those things like I do he's making fun of you.
>>62927937
He's not playing a character anymore
>>62928193
But people still think that, and he seems to be having difficulty shedding the character. That and pissing off the conservatives is fucking the ratings of his show up.
>>62924441
You're just proving his point, you stupid bigot.
>>62927256
>I support Islamic extremists that are murdering thousands of innocent people every day because Israel doesn't
ok kid
>hates ISIS
Literally no one likes ISIS
>>62928663
Kekolds do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZ-1iA-56k0
