>volume level isn't symmetrical and a multiple of five
>>62915236
>he doesn't listen at 73 volumes
pleb
>volume level ends in 1, 3, 7 or 9
dumb frogposter
>>62915236
Bruh I have the same thing
>>62915269
Triggered
>volume level is 16
>have to get up and walk around the room 4 times then adjust the volume up 4 decibels so it is 20
>volume ending in anything but a 0
>>62915336
If the volume is at 16, I HAVE to adjust it to 15. No exceptions.
>>62915236
>volume can only go up by products of two
>volume is a prime number
>there's only a bar and no volume counter
>>62915709
>>62915761
If you had to pick between these two
What would it be
![1441573953887[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sRTG76N.jpg "1441573953887[1].jpg")
>volume level isn't doubles
>>62915761
well played
>volume isn't a prime or prime power
>>62915236
So...55?
>new TV only goes up to 7
>the only audio level that isn't too loud or too quiet is fucking 3
>FUCKING
>3
>>62915236
>>62915336
>>62915341
>>62915367
Shit I thought I was the only one that autistic. Even when pausing a video I'd always wait a few seconds for it to reach a number ending in 5 or 0 and if I did it too soon or late I'd get mad and then rewind it like a whole minute back to such a number.
HAHA I LOVE THIS OCD MEME
SUCH A GEEK XD
Real OCD is touching every fucking penguin in the museum and being in misery, you people are dunces.
>>62915809
No, symmetrical in audio deposits. As in, the left stereo isn't stronger than the right stereo.
And the audio has to be 5, 10, 15, 20, etc
>>62915871
nobody claims to have ocd ITT dumb kuck go touch a BBC
>volume isn't a fibonacci number
>tv volume goes well past 30
>12 is absolutely blaring
>>62915871
Does people enjoying themselves really trigger you this much?
>>62916014
yes
A volume has to be doubles.
>>62915871
Why are 3 bricks upright, and why are there 2 partial bricks thwarting the symmetry?
>movie is quiet...too quiet
>commercials are loud...dickheadedly loud
>>62915236
I choose whatever volume is neither too loud nor too low, even if it's like 17,23 or 31. how crazy am I?
>>62918290
Seek help.
I only listen at volumes that are prime numbers desu.
>volume isn't a whole number
Why did I ever get this sound system?
>>62916919
>characters mumble, can't hear shit
>turn up sound
>suddenly BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!1
>>62915236
I set my alarm to 6:42, 6:56, or something like that. You get the idea. I also change it every so often.
It wakes me up without fail.
However, if I set it to 6:45, I will keep snoozing it forever.
It's like magic.
>>62921311
>You get the idea.
no
Humans can only hear differences of 3db and I use a receiver to run the audio through external speakers so i just go in multiples of 3
>can't tell if the audio is desynced
>hit the audio delay +/- button a few times
>maybe I'm desyncing it
>>62915871
>touching every fucking penguin in the museum
wat
>>62921517
Do you even read?
>tfw Edward Norton will never make his adaptation
>turn volume on MPC to 14
>turn volume boost to 173%
>change window size so it almost fills the screen but not entirely
>zoom out so the video is letterboxed
>turn on frame interlacing so it looks kind of odd
>make audio track slightly slower so it gets more and more out of synch as the video goes on but subtly enough that you keep questioning whether it's actually going out of synch or not
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME
>>62921629
I crushed my juice reading this.
Thankfully you said nothing about subtitle position/delay or I might have shot up a theater.
>>62915871
>>62921772
haha epic, simply epic. So much win here.
>>62921698
Oh and the subtitles are a quarter off-screen, are 0.5 seconds delayed, and some random lines are in spanish.
>>62922125
Thanks, just smashed a glass bottle across my computer monitor.
>>62915236
>Not a multiple of 4
>can never leave my tv volume on 13 because I've suddenly become superstitious about the number even though I wasn't when I was younger
>>62922311
13 is bad juju
I am legitimately autistic and I don't even do this.
>laptop screen can't angle back far enough to reflect the qt-pie sitting behind me in the library as I pretend to watch a Lego movie
>tfw claim I have OCD even though I've never seen a Doctor about it
>all I really do is check locks multiple times
>tell everyone about it anyway so they'll give me sympathy and special treatment
>blame all my mistakes on my OCD and never take accountability for my actions
>live in a permanent state of victimhood
I'm starting to hate myself. Have I gone too far? Maybe I should go to the Doctor and fake like it's worse than it is so I can finally have an actual diagnosis under my belt to ease my conscience. Is it easy to get a diagnosis?
>>62921772
what the fuck. why would they do this?
>>62923042
You just sound like a giant fucking pussy.
>>62923207
It's my OCD that makes me that way
>>62923102
Monk has extreme OCD
>>62918444
Volume is always dubles
>>62923042
I often wonder if my life would be any better if I had a legit diagnosis for my problems.
