$26 for a movie ticket, popcorn and soda. WHAT THE FUCK!? Why are people still going?
>>62904283
Because we enjoy getting out of the house every now and then.
>>62904283
Well I sneak in so it's really $10
>>62904302
Fucking rebel.
I just sneak in pizza and soda
>>62904318
oh stop it you
>tfw Ausfag
>tfw all that would cost nearly $40 dollarydoos
>>62904283
> I think $26 is a lot of money.
nice life achievements, bro.
>>62904503
>another fool is parted with his money
>>62904302
>$10
I sneak and I only go on $5 Tuesdays. Get on my level.
you're getting two hours of entertainment on a huge state of the art screen with an amazing sound system, and a snack and a drink for 26 bucks.
just how fucking poor are you?
>>62904529
Why should I horde all my money?
>>62904319
what size soda? i always go with 2 liter for ultimate enjoyment
>>62904529
can you fat fucks go two hours without eating
>>62904800
This. Bring a bottled water in your pocket and use the snack money for real food afterwards.
>go to theater with date
>she wants to see Pixels
>fuckingsandlershit.exe but I want to get laid
>she wants soda and popcorn and we're watching the movie on the megascreen so it's more expensive
>"no anon you gotta get the big popcorn it's the best deal with 2 sodas"
>literally (literally) $21.75 for 2 jumbo sodas and a jumbo popcorn
>tickets were $12.50 for evening showing so I'm out like $50 at this point
>popcorn gives her horrible diarrhea
>movie gives me horrible diarrhea
>we head to the showers to clean up our buttholes before going home for sex
>they're out of order so we can't
>we both go home unhappy
>tfw this entire story was true except for the showers part
