ITT: we post our favourite snacks we like to sneak in to the movies
pic related. Shepherd's Pie. the aroma whilst watching any film is very relaxing
>>62894460
does it not get a bit too smokey?
roast duck for me
>>62894473
Doesn't bother me
>>62894442
shepard's pie is fucking disgusting
now poutine....
![BEEF-WELLINGTON-HERO-efd7dbab-d3ba-4e68-a175-b87755092fb8-0-472x310[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TfltqtO.jpg "BEEF-WELLINGTON-HERO-efd7dbab-d3ba-4e68-a175-b87755092fb8-0-472x310[1].jpg")
This desu
Can't beat some delicious black pudding.
>>62894473
That's why you stragegically place the grill behind the cinéma sanddunes.
You know, the dunes that are supposed to soak up the butter/dirt/etc. while also providing more of a beach feeling if you're barefoot.
Couple bags of these
>>62894547
How many courics?
>>62894442
is this a joke?
because I do bring steak and mashed potatoes to a movie in Tupperware or ribs
>>62894547
I'm guessing you already ordered your Star Wars tickets
>>62894527
The English bastardization of boeuf en croute is a travesty. Fight me, limey swine.
They don't serve popcorn in the uk
And I don't want to pay the prices for cinema kebabs
>>62894585
I have taken mince and tatties into a cinema in tupperware before. Unfortunately it was really cold by the time I got there.
I don't get the obsession with snack food. Yes I can go 2-3 hours without eating, but I would rather eat a meal than a snack.
>>62894600
>bastardization
Its funny because the French adapted British meat preparation, Its pains them till this day
>>62894551
I feel awful about laughing at that.
Who else sneaks mcdonalds burgers into the theater?
What is the point of making stories when you never get any (you)s?
>>62894703
>British meat preparation
Boiling everything in river water for 12 hours?
>>62894735
You haven't lived until you've tried pottage.
>>62894658
>They dont serve popcorn in the UK
Suffering
My sets
Is this the /r/4chan got chased out by the robot on /r9k/ quarantine reddit thread?
There is a poutinerie just down the street from the movie theatre in my neighbourhoood. Something like poutine can only be smuggled in something as big as a purse so I have to have my sister with me but we have the same taste in movies so it works out. The montreal smoked meat poutine is my favourite.
Seriously, how do Americans not like gravy and cheese on fries? Some of you deep-fry butter for chrissake, so it can't be a health issue.
>>62894460
I can almost smell this image and now im hungry. Fajitas would be great theater food to be honest
>>62894789
I think its the cheese curds that put people off. Im American and have wanted to try some Poutine for a while but you cant get it anywhere.
>>62894779
weve been discussing cinema snacks for months my friend
thanks for showing how new you are, anyway
>>62894470
>tfw your clarified butter leaks in your pocket
>>62894901
Don't mess with me in a game you'll lose star tourist
one time I brought in some green beans in a can to eat because I get hungry and when I sat down in the theater I pulled out my can opener and started opening my can and these black people started staring at me and then one said "yo nigga you eating green beans" and started laughing so I decided to be alpha for the day and set my can in the cup holder and looked him in the eyes and bent my head down and said very sternly and slowly "Don't. Mock. My. Food." but they weren't intimidated and yelled out "DIS NIGGAH EATIN BEANS" and I got nervous because people were starting to turn around and I just ran out without my beans and never came back in case someone recognized me. a couple days later I was walking around the local mall and I heard someone shout "BEANS" and I didn't know if they were talking about me but I never went back there either
my fave cinema snack tbqh pham
>>62895051
Minorities love beans, they just wanted some
>>62895051
Nothing like a Kubrick stare to shake up some bean haters. You just need practice, Anon.
I usually suck on a few of these babies at the theater.
One time I spilled them on some slut sitting in front of me because she kept texting during the movie, but I ran out before her Chad bf could catch me.
>>62895572
What chain stores in America sell pickled eggs dammit? I've been wanting to try them and can't find them anywhere.
>>62895627
just boil some eggs and put em in a jar of vinegar pham
![kfc-guam-family-meal.83dfa6d810[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nsd3QQ2.jpg "kfc-guam-family-meal.83dfa6d810[1].jpg")
>not taking a KFC family feed
>>62895627
1) Combine vinegar, water, sugar, pickling spices and salt in small saucepan.
2) Bring to boil, stirring frequently, until sugar dissolves. Reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 10 minutes. ...
3) Place eggs in 4-cup (1 L) jar with lid. ...
4) Refrigerate for at least two days before using.
>>62895683
>fries not wedges
>>62895627
You're going to be slightly dissapointed, don't hype them that much.
I used to work in a movie theater and I would get food and eat it in one of the movies on my break all the time
>>62894789
America's problem isn't that we eat too much rich food, Frenchies and French inspired Canadians eat way fattier shit. The problem is we like to eat giant servings.
Poutine isn't popular in America simply because we want to eat a pound of French Fries at a time.
>>62895700
>fried chicken
>without mashed potatoes
shaking my head tbqh pham
Chicken in a can.
>>62895907
It's amazing how mesmerizing that gif is. I watch for what feels like hours.
i usually just put them in a plastic bag and eat out if it from a a fork
>>62894460
King of Town is that you?
you can take in a kebab or burger in a takeaway box in open sight and they won't even say anything to you, fuck paying their outrageous prices for food
Buy a couple of these at 7-11 and I'm set
Meal deal or reduced sarnies from Tesco.
I usually bring some tater tots in my pockets
once snuck a whole rhino head into the cinema
they got wind of me when I went to the counter asking if they had anything that would make a rhino head nicer
>>62894789
it's pretty easy to find poutine in LA
I like to enjoy a nice roast peacock, preferably in his own plumage.
>>62897354
My sodes
>>62894752
10/10 chips
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I usually sneak in my fruit press and have some fresh squeezed plum juice to drink during the film
>>62894789
you can get that in every diner in ny we just call it what it is frenchie
>>62897498
if only you had an ice cream maker you could make fresh vanilla and poor that juice over
>>62895907
>>62894442
I like to sneak in a delicious roasted pig. It's actually pretty healthy, and there's enough to share with the other filmgoers.
>>62895907
whos the woman dancing?>
>>62897627
shakira
I like to sneak in my dessert cart so that I could have a variety of things to eat
I sneak in steak (well done) with extra steak sauce, fresh from the fridge.
>>62894442
Some delicious elephant ankles
>>62897788
dang witch dealer do you get yours from? Since the whole cecil the lion thing my supplier hasn't been willing to supply anything endagered
>>62895572
Did you splash your latte on them?
>Not walking into the theater with one of these badboys
>>62897933
I don't even know what that is
>>62897982
kebab
>>62897982
basically processed shit
I just eat at home before I go to the cinema in fact I just made this, gonna see movie in a few
>>62898051
>white ppl food
s m h t b h f a m
>>62897873
Witch dealer?
>>62894588
kek
>>62894752
for a few seconds i thought those were these
A dozen krispy kremes
I'd get other brand donuts but they're literally right next door, so they're fresh.
>>62895966
>not blending milk and cookies together and drinking them out of a ziploc bag with a straw
whatever, weirdo
>>62894442
>>62894442
I tried one of these once at a fucking restaurant. Worst mistake of my life.
>>62898502
whats it taste like?
I have to sneak spaghetti in. Mine local cinema has a very strict Spaghetti Policy.
if you do anything other than drink HP sauce, you're probably a nancy
I toss the meatless bones all over the theater and wipe my hands and face on the seats.
>>62897053
>egg salad sandwich from a gas station
Usually sneak a bag of these in. Dip em in mayo and devour that sucka.
>>62898564
charlie go home
>>62895683
>tfw all the KFCs closed near me
Options are popeyes or shit. I dont like popeyes, every time ive gone their chicken was cold
>>62898051
Did you put a dead rat on your hotdogs?
>>62898722
>not liking Popeye's over KFC
Plain and simple, you're a retarded idiot.
>>62898270
yum
>>62898824
I already said every time I go their chicken is shit, and KFC sides are better
>>62898270
Pretty American, tbqh.
>>62897933
I am from /pol/ and this image offends me.
Please remove .
>>62894442
lol yeah sure, why not do a fondue right there in the middle of the theater as well!
![key-ingredient-007_magnum[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TtkpuOL.jpg "key-ingredient-007_magnum[1].jpg")
I usually sneak in a half dozen hard boiled ostrich eggs
>>62894442
Well OP nothing satisfies my sweet tooth like konpeito, the delicious Japanese star candy that takes several weeks to make you'll see in many of your favourite anime. But as I find that bagged konpeito lacks that special something i like to sneak in a cheeky konpeito pan (pic related) and finish off the last stages in the theatre. I often have to hide under the seats and prepare it overnight in order for it to be ready in time but if you've ever tasted fresh konpeito, you'll agree it's worth it.
>>62898595
I'm so hungry now
>>62895907
It's actually pretty good, goes great with some red onions and peanut butter.
>>62900567
kek
If I'm going alone I'm happy with half a dozen deep fried lobster tails but if I'm with a date I'll sneak in a chocolate fountain, if she's a 7+ I go for a twin setup like pic related.
>>62897933
>nitrated cancer on a stick, left to oxidize for days on end on slow heat
>>62898270
I can taste the freedom
>>62900649
I'd eat it but the slimy texture makes it look so awful
>>62900649
>peanut butter
Jesus Christ
>>62894442
I could really do with a cottage pie (beef instead of lamb) right now.
>>62898529
It's just meat (beef or lamb) with whatever chopped vegetables and flavouring you like, mashed potato on top which has been crisped.
I like to pack a thermos of my hearty potato stew. Nothing like like a piping hot taste of its goodness during a film.
Roll these babies up like a burrito.
>sneaking pungent and smelly hot food into the movies
People like you make me sick. Don't ruin the film for the rest of us, you cunts.
I like to take in a coffee and/or milkshake.
>>62901528
>movies
>film
Really? It's 2015.
>>62894442
>the aroma whilst watching any film is very relaxing
Fuck you, OP. I hate having to smell other people's food when I'm at the movies.
>tfw someone brought in some RANK curry at the Avatar midnight premier 6 years ago
Y'all are fuckin pelbs. The ONLY appropriate theatre food is tapas.
>delicious
>shareable
>easy to eat with fingers
>portable/concealable in small containers
usually just sip on one of these, dont like eating at the theater desu
>>62894442
isn't that halal in Bongistan?
>>62898051
The chicken embryo salume topper looks tasty. I need to try that shit.
>>62902271
i usually tos olives and whatever condiments i have plus older cold cuts or whatever into a large ziplock, msahs it all up, then tape inside my waistband. can be easily eaten with a spoon
>>62894460
>tfw some asshole fajitafag burns you every time you get up to use the loo
>>62894585
> tupperware
I just put it in a ziplock and put it in my pocket tbqh
>>62894442
love a good shepherd's pie
>>62894561
God tier snack right here, in any situation
>>62898595
Went to hooters today and their wings weren't good.
>not taking this to a matinee
>>62894442
That better have sheep in it or so help me god...
>>62903696
I saw this on Reddit too
>>62903696
>being literally reddit
>>62894789
>montreal smoked meat
all the flavours are good but how the fuck are you supposed to eat the gigantic slices of meat they layer on there with the tiny little plastic forks they give you?
at least this is why I never order it from Smokes
>>62903696
>THAT DISGUSTING PLASTIC CHEESE-FOOD SLICE
>NASTY SLOP ON TOP OF A FRIED CHICKEN CUTLET
FUCKS SAKE
INB4 FULLENGLISH.JPG
>>62903927
>>62894963
I hate star wars mate
>>62894442
I just bring a platter of cheese and smegma then blindfold myself and have a taste challenge.
>bring some really shit smelling homemade teryaki jerky to theater one time
>some black guy starts aping out at the smell and stands up asking "ay who got da meats in here?"
>drop bag of jerky as quietly as possible inbetween seats before anyone notices
>black guy eventually calms back down and continues talking loudly and coughing every 5 seconds
>>62896907
i'm not even gonna lie that looks fucking good
>>62902338
I live in an town where pakis are sparse
>not sneaking a naked woman with sushi on her into the theater
>>62894789
Poutine is something that's hyped up so much by Canadians, but every picture I've seen of it looks like it'd just be mediocre. The fries always look soggy, and the idea of gravy, potato and cheese just seems kind of bland like its missing something.
>>62906203
theres a reason only canadians eat itits shit
>>62895683
Why are there scones with your chicken? Do they give you pots of Jam and Clotted Cream to go with it too?
>>62902318
>Trumoo
muh nigga
![tumblr_mqhv80Zmxe1qbih6so1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fsMOoB4.jpg "tumblr_mqhv80Zmxe1qbih6so1_500[1].jpg")
>>62906203
Are you actually basing the taste of something youve never eaten on how it looks?
>>62898610
>Not wanting worms that improve your life in every way
Are you retarded?
>>62906547
what is that?
>>62895683
Not even lying. Kfc is godtier cinema food(for a fun flick). But it's messy as hell and the whole audience can smell and hear it.
>>62907080
gemrnays national dish
currywurst with fries
(pork sausage cut into slices and seasoned with curry sauce)
>>62895683
Don't forget to also shout at the screen for the entire movie.
Do you guys think a whole fucking dinner is a "snack"?
>>62907991
if youre going to eat and watch some Cinema, why eat something small???
I usually take a couple of twix and eat them in the shower beforehand. I struggle to eat and watch a film at the same time.
Do you guys melt your cheese with a candle or do you use a heating lamp?
Yeah I just bring a little something along the lines of everything in this picture. The aroma whilst watching is very relaxing. Oh, and some weird British shit like a thick black cock called 'pudding' and some type of disgusting meaty chunk soup called mince and tatties
>>62908155
Don't use a candle in a theater, you asshole. Shit's bright and distracting in such a dark place. Use a heading lamp like a civilized adult
>>62897982
>absolutely halal.jpg
I can't tell if half of these people are trolling. You don't bring shit like this into a 'cinema'. You just get some raisonettes and go eat after the movie.
>>62908231
https://www.amctheatres.com/food-and-drink/dine-in/menu
They don't let single guys in the cinema unless it's singles day, and I live in Canada so no white males allowed :(
>>62908231
for the amount of money you spend buying those so called snacks, you could buy the ingredients for a delicious sherherds pie
>>62898974
>>62900711
>going to the cinema without a gun
What are you, non-white?
>>62908231
I dunno about you but my local cinema in MA has full meals on the menu, last time I went I got a scallop dinner. I'm sure you could sneak stuff in
what a fucking idiot thread
>>62908011
>>62908642
surely a Shepherds Pie is fine for a snack?
>>62895051
>DIS NIGGAH EATIN BEANS
What did they mean by this?
>>62894527
ITS RAAAAAAWWWWW YOU DONKEY
'bout a dozen of these
>>62898610
>cooked eggs are dangerous
u wot mate?
>>62894658
>>62894750
but that's a lie
Roast Kippers
>>62894733
Fuck (you)
