How can I become a cool mob boss like Tony Soprano?
Suck a lot of dick
1. Eat gabagool. Lots of it.
get some HOOOOOOAS
Have small hands
>>62882053
Start by joining a crime syndicate, and then rise through the ranks,until you become the boss.
For more information you should ask the nearest distinguished person of color in your vicinity.
wheeze a lot and point at things with your index finger and pinky
>>62882528
kek
eat biali
breathe through nose loudly
pepper italian words into sentences here and there
ho!!!!
pass out from panic
gagoots
lose fight to brother in law
rob a low level card game, that'll get em to notice you
>>62882053
Start referring to African Americans as moolinyans
>>62882053
YOU GODDA SEND YA MUDDER TO DA RETIREDERDENT COMMUDIDDY
Kick JAMAL GINSBERG out of your house
>>62884221
THE HASIDIC HOMEBOY
>Be morbidly obese
>Have breathing difficulties
>Be a beta that faints at random things
>Be sexually attracted to ducks
>Have to pay women to have sex with you
>Raise an even bigger beta than you
>Gabagool
>>62882528
underrated
>1.fuck goomba
>2.???
>3.profit
>>62884281
beta bitch spotted
