Suck a lot of dick

1. Eat gabagool. Lots of it.

get some HOOOOOOAS

Have small hands

>>62882053
Start by joining a crime syndicate, and then rise through the ranks,until you become the boss.
For more information you should ask the nearest distinguished person of color in your vicinity.

wheeze a lot and point at things with your index finger and pinky

>>62882528
kek

eat biali
breathe through nose loudly
pepper italian words into sentences here and there
ho!!!!
pass out from panic
gagoots
lose fight to brother in law

rob a low level card game, that'll get em to notice you

>>62882053
Start referring to African Americans as moolinyans

>>62882053
YOU GODDA SEND YA MUDDER TO DA RETIREDERDENT COMMUDIDDY

Kick JAMAL GINSBERG out of your house

>>62884221
THE HASIDIC HOMEBOY

>Be morbidly obese
>Have breathing difficulties
>Be a beta that faints at random things
>Be sexually attracted to ducks
>Have to pay women to have sex with you
>Raise an even bigger beta than you
>Gabagool

>>62882528
underrated

>1.fuck goomba
>2.???
>3.profit

>>62884281
beta bitch spotted