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I'm fucking sold.

From the very opening, the show establishes itself as a pulpy neo-noir mystery, with a really fascinating superhero undercurrent. It's not really shown to it's full ability, at least not that I can tell, but that's what makes the show work: it's a mystery thriller first and a superhero show second.

Though we haven't seen David Tennant's character on screen, he's already extremely well-established through Jessica's flashback sequences: a sadistic pervert who can bend people to his will.

Jessica herself isn't even close to the "lol muh strong woman who don't need no man" trope so often ridiculed around these parts. She's broken, vulnerable, desperately outrunning her past.

All in all 10/10 first episode, sets everything up perfectly.
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>>62878929
>black love interest
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>>62878929
>yfw Marvels Done it again
>yfw That ending of the first episode

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! THIS SHIT IS GOAT!
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ASK SOMEONE WHO JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE VERY LAST EPISODE AT 3x THE SPEED ANYTHING

GO ON
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>>62878929
>i'm fucking sold
Of course you are shill, you're a fucking sell out. Take your ad and fuck off to reddit
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>>62878946

>feeling entitled to the sex life of a fictional character
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Just saw the sex scene, not as graphic as I was expecting.
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>>62878946
>black love interest
>yfw casual sex
> they fuck in first episode
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>>62878969
DUDE I'M A FUCKING APE LMAO
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Do you see Krysten Ritter's pussy hair please respond
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>>62878955
Oh fuck off. Maybe try to smile every now and again.

I ain't even paid. I will say this though, it's leagues better than the first episode of Daredevil.

>muh "I CAN'T SEE"
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>>62878929
reminder
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>>62878969
>yfw no 20 min BLACKED scene in the first ep
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>>62878955
>he thinks marketers post on 4chan at 4am
>he thinks this website is that important
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>>62878929
thanks viral marketer
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empowering white women!
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HEY GUYS ANYONE ELSE WANNA TALK ABOUT THE EPISODE OR ARE WE GONNA KEEP DISCUSSING BLACK DICKS ALL NIGHT
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>>62879005
Also, holy kek I just realized this show is a Disney product.
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>>62879011
>not yet revealed as such

>Don't worry, I won't break...
>No. You will.

Is Cage implying that his dick has literally split women in half before?
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>>62879038
He has superhuman strength, but she has superhuman durability.

It's an unstoppable force meets immovable object problem.
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>>62878981
Shut the fuck up faggot.
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>>62878929
>nigger lover
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>>62878989
>>>/r/eddit
learn how we talk here before you start posting
>>62879005
>he thinks his time zone is the only one in the world
genuinely fucking retarded
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>>62879052
DUDE TRIGGERED APE LMAO
DUDE HE'S FLINGING HIS OWN SHIT LMAO
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>>62879051
Ah, cool.

>>62879053
Well, if we're gonna keep discussing Luke Cage's member then I'm gonna head to sleep.

Spent way too long waiting for this.
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>>62878952
Do they do the deed?
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>>62879013
I really like the part where the daughter killed her parents. I didn't see that shit coming. This show is pretty fucking dark. I bet Jessica ends up killing her sister or someshit. Hell, I bet they end up killing a shit ton of children or raping them of something.

I can't wait for BASED purple man to fuck shit up. I'M FUCKING HYPE!!!
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>>62878929
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>>62879052
>its a krager gets called an ape and chimps out episode
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>yfw people thought Disney would water down the edgyness of marvel characters
>yfw RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE MURDER SUICIDE RAPE PTSD RAPE MURDER NIGGER ANAL
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I want tumblr and reddit to leave

:((((
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>>62879094
Shit was really fucking dark. The "smile" at the end was fucking bone-chilling.
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>>62879099
This.
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INCEST IN EPISODE 2
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>>62878929
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>has sex with a black man
>she pukes right after
When will coal burners learn?
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>>62879203
She was drunk
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>>62879203
She did that because she knew he was keeping the bar for someone he loved, who's probably dead or worse right now.
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>>62879213
Well, thats how coal burning begins.
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>>62879176
G.O.A.T.
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>>62879094

>mark bagley
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>>62879213
>>62879226
>dude I think interracial relationships are okay lmao
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>>62879254
>dude meme racism lmao
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where can i watch this if i dont have netflix and dont want to signup for shit
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>>62879228
>>62879203
>literally can't stop talking about niggers
>must focus on niggers 24/7

You guys lead very sad lives
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>>62879262
>not hating every other race that you aren't no matter what you are.
Fucking normie.
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>>62879263
Netflix.
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>>62879263
Torrents probably
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Am I the only one that is paranoid that Kilgrave will be around literally every corner? This show is shot to make it look like somebody is always watching Jessica when she's alone. Creepy as fuck senpai desu
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>>62879263
The effort to set up a free trial account is less than any of the other options you would have to wait a day for.
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>>62879263
You can get Netflix free for a month
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>>62879272
>Live in 2015
>Can't go anywhere without having to hear about niggers

#blacklivesmatter
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I just shat myself when I saw that desu senpai was changed to senpai desu... I thought somebody either wrote the exact same comment as me, or I lost my mind.
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torrent where
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>interracial

Nope, sorry. I don't watch beastiality.
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Leave it to a woman to make the one show in the MCU that has
>Muh strong female that's only strong because she don't take know shit
Which agent Carter did so much better
>fucking sex scenes
>interracial no less
>3 lesbian kisses in 20 minutes
So professive and tolerant
Fuck women in media god damn.
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>>62879290
It's some brilliant shit.

I had to watch on my phone, so I couldn't tell if it was that, but it looked like they fucked with the lighting a fair amount to make you feel uneasy.
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2015 and white guys are still getting this triggered by interracial sex, lol.
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>>62879340
kuk detected
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>show about a coalburning rape victim
>everyone here going wild

I wish reddit would leave
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>>62879329
Read the OP.

I addressed that directly.
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It was pretty shit to be quite honest.
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>>62879290
I'm getting the same fucking feeling Anon. I'm only in EP 2 and I keep thinking he is just gonna bump into her as she is walking alone.

CREEPY AS FUCK
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>>62879340
DAMMIT KRAGER DID YOU LIKE THE FUCKING SHOW OR NOT

IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THEN FUCK OUTTA HERE

JUST STOP BRINGING UP NIGGER DICKS AND TALK ABOUT AKA JESSICA FUCKING JONES
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>>62879351
And you were wrong. She's just a fucking dick head for the sake of her being a super stronk female
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>>62879371
I saw the fucking pilot and I enjoyed it.
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>>62879309
>Can't go anywhere without having to hear about niggers

I litterly never hear about Niggers (American btw). You need to stop listening to propaganda and you need to stop focusing on niggers. You'll feel a lot happier if you stop dwelling on the nigs.
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BIG
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>>62879394
Does it make you feel big saying nigger?
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BLACK
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>>62879394
It's just a meme. Nothin' personal, kid.
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>>62879340

I'm a white female. There's nothing sexy about beastiality. I'm nice to blacks, but the idea of sex with one is the same as a human woman having sex with a pig or a horse. It's just nasty
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>>62879390
Oh, well good. Glad to hear it.

I'm sorry, I'm fucking tired, but I really do think the show should be discussed on it's own merits.

>>62879377
Is that how you see all female characters that aren't eye candy?
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>>62879011
>Jessica says she doesn't flirt: she just gets what she wants.
>gets sex
Isn't that the exact same thing purple man would have done
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>>62879410
>stop being racist on an anonymous Korean animation image board >:(
>tripfag
Fucking kek.
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>>62879410
No, I normally use the term African-American or Black (like a normal fucking person). But the dumb /pol/lacks don't know what that means, so I have to dumb shit down for them.
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>>62879422
Well, this one's obligatory then...

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>62879420
>wasting your time obsessing over niggers = a meme

That's a pretty shitty meme tbqh senpai
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Marvel and Netflix have done it. They've officially conquered TV. They've got the popcorn stuff down pat with their movies and now with their Defenders TV series they've got the highbrow prestige stuff to rival The Sopranos & The Wire. R.I.P. HBO, the Netflix takeover is complete.
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>>62879437
He's still in her head a little, so it makes sense that she's unconsciously picked up on some of his characteristics.
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>>62879431
>women are eye candy if they dont shove a "I don't take no shit I'm super independent feminist" attitude down our throats.
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>>62879422
I understand where you are coming from, 90% of all porn I watch features white guy/white girl.
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>>62879468
>marvel capeshit
>better than the sapranos and the wire
???
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Imagine how much better this should would be if Alexandra Daddario played the role of Jessica Jones.
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>>62879371
>>62879422
>I can't discuss the merits of a /tv/ show
>because I can't get over the fact people different then me exist in it

Y'all have very serious mental problems
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>>62879504
Episode 2?
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>>62879410
Does it make you feel bigger saying the word faggot?
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Jesus Christ they got the goofy guy who was Doctor Who to play as their ultimate despicable evil villain?

i guess when you're trying to market your show to tumblr fatties it makes sense.
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>>62879501
So...that's a yes then.

>he doesn't see women as people
>he only sees them as black/white stereotypes
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>>62879530
Can boobario even act?"
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>>62879534
>/tv/ likes marvel shit now
This is how I know you came here from reddit or Tumblr
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>>62879520
This show is significantly more effective at getting and holding your attention, without relying on shitty tropes. The Sopranos and The Wire are extremely overrated.
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>>62879555
>implying /tv/ hasn't liked Marvel for years

Hello newfag!
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>>62879561
Opening a mighty big can o' worms there buddy.
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>>62879561
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>>62879548
Why don't you read my post again
Stop reading what you want to hear, you fucking brainwashed nigger.
Shit like Jessica jones is the worst way to have a good female lead, if you want to talk about Marvel. Agent Carter is the perfect example of a good female lead.
Stop being a little kek bitch.
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>>62879539
He's pretty fucking creepy though.
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>>62879572
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>62879561
You've only watched the first episode.
Shut the fuck up.
Get back to me in 13 hours.
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>>62879561

It also has better acting and writing than The Sopranos or The Wire.
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When is the last time you saw a white man with a black woman in a TV-show? The opposite pairing is about 10 times more common.
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>>62878929
What were the incest twins doing with the chick and diaper THOUGH?

IS THIS SHIT EVER EXPLAINED?
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>>62879610
I'm on episode three, actually. I've enjoyed these first three episodes dramatically more than the first three of either The Wire or The Sopranos.
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>>62879616
Because having white women with black men are part of the Jewish agenda. So you see it more.
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>>62879616

i think thats more because there are hardly any roles written for black women.
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>>62879632
We'll I'm glad you'reverything so good at analyzing a series by three episode
Also thanks for admitting you have shit taste.
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>>62879616
Protip: No one fucking cares. Stop being a fucking kek and get over your dumb insecurities.
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>>62878989
Her badass bitch act in the first episode is awkward, including taking the badass dick. Episode 2 is leagues better. So far Daredevil wins. Not comparable though.
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>>62879652
I'm not talking about the entire series, cunt. I clearly said "three episodes".
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watched a bit of the first episode. skipped to the last episode.

so the big finale is she just lifts him up and snaps his neck and its over?

terrible show.
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>>62879616
>what is "The Flash"
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I thought Daredevil was shit, not even gonna watch this

>capeshit
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>>62878929
Just finished the second episode! This shit is great! I'm pretty impressed.
.
> yfw Luke Cage literally could fuck a woman in half
>yfw you will never make a little girl pee in the closet
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>>62879671
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>>62879684
If you didn't like daredevil then you really wouldn't like this. Save yourself the rage.
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>>62879655
Yes, let's ignore the ideological war that's being waged against the virility of white men. That's what a non-c*ck would do.
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>>62879671
Fucking lol.
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>>62879589
Alright, let's take a look.
You said:
>Muh strong female that's only strong because she don't take know shit

Which I refuted by directing you to my OP, which said:

>She's broken, vulnerable, desperately outrunning her past.

I'd like to support my claim with evidence from the show, in the form of the Il Rosso/Niku restaurant scene. They make it very clear that she's scared, she's terrified of the prospect of Purple Man coming in and mind-fucking her shit like she did last time. Years of being abused by a psycho with mind-powers is gonna fuck anyone up, so they have different methods of coping with it.

Seems Jessica's method is being a hardass.

It's 5 AM, and I'm tired as shit, so promptly and firmly drive a stick up your ass and have a lovely morning.
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For those of you who lack Netflix, the first episode is up on couchtuner now.
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>>62879671
>implying Jessica Jones is as shitty as Man of Steel

ALL MY KEKS
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>>62878929
She literally gets blacked in the 1st episode. What the fuck am I watching? Anyway, time to finish watching ep 1, hope it's not shit
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>>62879728

seriously capeshit is garbage but i thought i'd give it a chance because people were saying how he's the most terrifying villain in the whole universe.

>literally casually strolls up to her. she picks him up, neck snap, its over, he's dead. show over.

a new low for capeshit
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>>62879726
>BUTT THE WAR ON WHITEY!!!! MUHH PARANOIA AND PERSECUTION COMPLEX!

Cool story bro. No one fucking cares. Change you tampon Sheryl.
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>>62879782
>getting BLACKED that fast

It's just like real life Anon. Typical white womenz!
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>>62879787
Well It was written by a woman
>focus the whole show on Muh independent feminist and interracial relationships
>oh yeah she has to beat the bad guy
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>>62879836

its not that she won. obviously that was going to happen. its capeshit.

it was how it happened. he literally just walks up to her, she reaches out and lifts him and breaks his neck instantly. season over. i didn't watch any parts of episodes 2-12 but why didn't she just do that in any of those.
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>>62879792
You sure showed me with your caps lock and meme phrases. You won't be laughing when you're a minority in your own country (i.e. very soon) and the brown hordes come knocking because of the anti-white narrative they've been fed their entire lives.
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>>62879871
>I didn't watch the show
>but why didn't she just...

You sound fucking retarded Anon. Nothing you say makes any godamm sense

>I never watched star wars
>but why didn't Jar Jar just kill Darth Vader at the start?
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>>62879913
>using the term "anti-white" unironically

Seek mental help bro. You've confused memes with reality.
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>>62879951

way to avoid the question
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>>62879971
>avoiding the question

TOP KEK
Nope. You're the one avoiding the question. The easiest way to get an answer is just to watch the show moron.
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>Though we haven't seen David Tennant's character on screen

Yes he has. It's generic whovian Tenannt in a purple suit.
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>>62879970
Yeah, my bad, there isn't anyone in the world who hates white people.
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>>62880019

>spending 13 hours of my life watching a superhero show when i could be doing many other things (such as posting various memes on 4chan)
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>>62878929
I guess you can say she got...NOIRED.
Anyway,fuck off shillberg
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>>62879871
>mfw some tard spoils the season for me
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>>62880040
Nice straw-man bro. Serious though, no one cares about your paranoid dumb racist shit.
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>>62880058
>I read an entire paragraph that was an obvious spoiler from the first sentence
That was your fault you meme loving faggot
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>>62880051
>implying you can't do both
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>>62880058

just saved you 12 hours. you're welcome.
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>>62879011
>Marvel crossing over to soft porn
The kike never sleeps tbqh
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>>62880079
I can't stop myself.I'm a machine.
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>>62880091

teach me
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>>62880072
There's no point in arguing with someone who doesn't even know what a straw-man is.
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>>62879782
Alright finished ep 1, not as exciting as Daredevil but it definitely pulled me in. Damn that got dark really fast.
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What the fuck is this "AKA" shit? And why the fuck is it in the title of every episode.

And why is the acting and writing so shit? You people actually like this?
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I get its a meme to be ridiculously racist but Luke Cage is a really fucking cool character who by this point has existed for decades. He isn't new, their relationship isn't new either.
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>>62880155
nigger.
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>>62880170
quality post
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>>62880181
Thank you
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Releasing all episodes at once is a stupid idea, like they want their shows to be spoiled.
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>>62880196
I like to binge tho.
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>>62880196
You're the cancer that's killing film. Fucking kill yourself.

If you're too retarded to get through a show on time then it's your own fault for getting the plot spoiled for you.
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>opening keking scene
>some guy sniffing heels
>face licking
>blacked scene

It has everything tv wants
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>>62880279
Go home tourist
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>Netflix isn't available in your country
>use proxy
>get to the checkout page, wanna start the free trial just to see this
>your Paypal and credit card are registered to a country that's not available
torrents when tbqh
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is there any actual nudity?
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>>62879094
where can i read this?
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what are the purple mans powers exactly?

I hate mind control and telepathy and shit so I'd probably hate this show
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>>62880155
Its because the comic its based on is Alias, but theirs already a tv show called Alias. So they called it something that means the same thing if you already know what its supposed to be called and makes no sense to anyone else.
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>>62880306
Move tothe First WOrld.
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>>62879108
keked
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>>62880367

he has two powers.

1. controlling peoples minds
2. getting his neck snapped and dying like a moron

you only see the 2nd one at the very end of the season. its terrible
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>>62879836
>Brian Bendis is a woman
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>muh strong female
>drinking is cool and edgy kek
>interracial sex
>autistic villain
nice show reddit
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>>62880686
Great post,4chan.
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>>62880469
The show, dumbass.
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Does she show her tits?
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>no torrents

im out
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>>62880196
are you seriously complaining about this right now?
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its like people dont know about Luke Cage
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>>62881306
You're in /tv/ what do you expect?
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>a fat bald Jewish man wrote the comic this based on

What a creep
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>>62881483
one of us
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>>62879552
>boobario
You mean Mammario?
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>>62881500
pretty sure he posts on /co/
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on ep six so spoilers ahead

After she finds out who is following her why doesnt she call the avengers for help? Surely they would be interested in a man who controls people;Also in the grand scheme of things he doesnt really seem that dangerous,yeah he is an asshole and needs to be locked away but he could be doing so much more just like Moss said,what a waste.Also I love how luke cage has disapeared from the show.
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>>62878929
>Saw DD announced
>Saw the actors
>That fucking casting
>The writing of the show
>The whole fergi scene with kingpin
>HHHNNNGGGHHHHHH.png
>See this show
>Know fuck all about Jessica Jones
>Rock fucking solid from the first episode
>David Tennant hasn't even shown his face yet

I don't think I've been this interested in shows since Tennant was announced for Doctor Who
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Daredevil cameo?
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>>62881589
>Because she knows they will go berserk and destroy Hell's Kitchen trying to stop him.
>Pic-related
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>>62878929
Hey Reddit, nice to see you back so soon.
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>>62881663
lel
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>>62881674
oh hai 4chan
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>>62881674

missed you too bb
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>>62881500
But I'm not bald
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>>62881703
your asshole is ;)
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>>62878991
Is it makes you feel any better there was a blacked scene 20 minutes in.
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>>62879644
There's plenty for white men. why don't they just have the white men fuck black chicks?
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>>62879437
Yeah but that's only a bad thing when you have a dick
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>>62881787
black girls are disgusting
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>>62881804
and you're a peach
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>>62881589
Now that's where Ant-man went right. It at least let you know that Pym didn't like who was running the Avengers. It gave a legitimate reason not to call them. Even Daredevil put up a little bit of an effort since Kingpin didn't exactly have the kind of superpowered clout that would necessitate the Avengers. Meanwhile purpleman and his power would at least have gotten their attention enough to send Scarlet Witch or something
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>>62878946
>>62878974

Not that I'm going to watch this show, but she's married to Luke cage in the comics...

Anywho, carry on shit posting
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>10 min into the first episode

White guy cheating on his wife, white guy killing a stripper, white fat lady eating while exercising, white fat guy smelling a shoe, black couple being nice and adorable and black alfa guy getting the girls attention

10/10 cu.ck show
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>>62879008
WE'RE ALL ADS
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>>62881877
Fuck,why isnt he trying to bang the scarlet witch and use her for her powers?
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>>62881889
Isn't Luke Cage getting his own show? Why is the show even necessary? It's already stolen its opening from Case Histories which is a way better detective series in its own right.
The first episode of the show didn't keep my interest, which is a bad sign considering it seems to be generally considered a god tier episode. I don't care if Henry Cavill was pounding her in the middle of the episode, it wouldn't make it any less of a shitpile.
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>>62880218
>babby who craves instant gratification
>"You're cancer!"
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>>62881971
The real question is why are we following the chick Luke Cage was banging in the beginning? best ass in the show gone to waste
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>>62881889
Why else do you think we picked this property of all things? we could have had an Iron Fist and Luke Cage series with Jessica Jones as a major character in Luke Cage. But no, we had to have super interracial rape victim wife: the TV series.
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>>62881625
You don't want one. This show is awful, and the shilling in this thread is actually pretty obvious. This is /co/mblr level praise I'm reading for a show that's undeniably substandard.
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>>62881623
>admitting to be a doctor who fan
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>>62879410
It makes me feel like a bigger nigger
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You're not sold, OP, you're selling. Your shit series was hard to sit through for 53 minutes. I wouldn't wish 13 hours of this awful fucking mess on anyone. Take this trash to /co/.
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>>62880943
No, its still trying to be a "family show". That's a fucking laugh.
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>>62878969
that's disappointing, the interracial stuff was the primary draw for me
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>>62878929
She can literally lift a car you shill. Vulnerable is exactly what she isn't.
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>don't just kick it all the time you ginger twat
>that's a spear tackle it should be a red
>watching rugby

Good going americans.
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>>62878929

The shilling is kind of disgusting its so obvious. Going to stay away from this just because of this post. Fuck you. I don't mind capeshit but its a dime a dozen, I will be fine.
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i thought kristen ritter was a better actress, she is shit in this.
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Is the Purple Man a mutant in the comics?
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>>62878946
dropped
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>people still lose their shit over a black and white having sex


maybe if white guys had more personality, confidence, and interesting things to say to a girl they wouldnt be going to black so often.
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I think Kristen Ritter is ugly and I pretty much hated Daredevil.

Should I bother with this?
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IM FUCKING SOLD
IM FUCKKING SOLD
IM FUCKKKKKKSING SOLOGO

SHILL THREAD
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>>62882541
>implying girls go black that often
porn tycoon pls
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>not having matt being hopes lawyer

No cameos allowed
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>>62882484
What is google you disgusting animal
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>>62882580
>>62882580
ew

dropped
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The actress isn't even hot why would I watch this?
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It's mediocre. But it's nowhere near as bad as Master of None. That shit is fucking horrible.
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>>62881919
SUBTLE LIKE A NIGGER GANGRAPE
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>david tennant appears in jj's dreams and licks her face

???
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>>62882699
because you're a racist misogynistic shitlord if you don't like it
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>>62882973
it's for fat feminist watching tv so dr who is their main dream guy but YOU SHOULD BE WITH THE SPONSORED BLACK BUCK, WHITE GIRL
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>>62883033
>she literally throws up after having sex with a big black guy
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>>62879011
jesus fucking christ shlomo slow down a bit give us a year's grace at least
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>>62881674
you know that only new people us this meme right?
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>>62879286
this tbqh
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>>62879011
>feminist whore obsessed with rape defend "objetification" and "sex appeal" when it's the most violent and agressive race who rapes the most
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>>62878929
this looks cool t b h
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>>62878929
>I'm fucking sold.

Admitting you're a shill from the first sentence.
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>the show establishes itself as a pulpy neo-noir mystery, with a really fascinating superhero undercurrent

Can the buzzwords get any worse?
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>>62882580
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Saw the first episode

and as predicted everything not involving Purple Guy was shit

though the twist at the end of ep 1 was classic cuntish Purple
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Purple has not been cool since Londo Mollari.
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In comics, Purple Man only shining moments were when he was used to show the power of will of somebody else, like Doctor Doom for example. Rest is boring as fuck.
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Why can't Agents of Shield be as good as the Netflix shows?
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>>62878929

>unironically watching capeshit
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tfw friends and roommates are en episode or two ahead of you
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>>62878929
>Jessica herself isn't even close to the "lol muh strong woman who don't need no man" trope so often ridiculed around these parts.
>She's broken, vulnerable, desperately outrunning her past.

This character type is just as annoying and overdone
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>>62878929
BLACKED
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>>62878929
FUCK OFF YOU DISNEY MARVEL SHILLING CUNT GET FUCKING FAT MAN CANCER AND FUCKING DIE!! DIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING CAPESHITTING FAGGOT
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>>62879099

nailed it
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>>62882368
kek
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>>62884301
tfw you dont give a fuck because you dont watch capeshit
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>>62878929
>This shilling
>These replies
It's an insult to /v/ and reddit to call this place /v/eddit
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>>62879005
>he thinks it's fucking 4am in every part of the world at the same time
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>sexualized show
> no nudity
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>>62879190
Nice meme fellow /tv/ poster, and are there any other Marvel (a subsidiary of Disney corp') products I should be aware of?
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>Alot of booze for a small woman

What did he mean by this?
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>>62878969
Well, these Netflix shows are toned down from the original Mature Readers comics. Well, Alias was. Miller's was an 80s Marvel book and Bendis's DD was a Marvel Knights book aimed at at least older teens.

Personally, they shoulda just labeled these Netflix shows as Marvel Knights. Hell, even Marvel Nights. Not that the regular movies are all kiddie, but these shows are slightly darker and less for kids.
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>>62878929
>all these replies to a shill thread
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> that elevator scene
That was pretty well done.
I shoulda reread the comics before watching this. Forget if anything like that was in it.
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Anyone else get hard watching a real man take a white woman for once? Blacks really are the best
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I fucking love this shit, and yeah

>>62884974
Elevator scene was sexy
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