What movie would you rent a whole theater for?
>>62873428
Interstellar
inb4 he probably still gets shot
>>62873428
Kek, what a doucher, i hope the movie sucks just so he wastes $2000
>>62873428
TDKR so I don't get shot
>>62873821
Kek fuck America
>America
>>62873428
>tfw the cinema showers are going to be full regardless
>>62873856
Is that even up for debate?
I hope that people that live near him sit outside of his screening and yell shit so it ruins the movie for him.
Also
>Not buying 20 IMAX tickets for opening night and selling them on Craigslist for $100 each when they sold out
Easiest $1700 I have ever made.
>>62873821
toppest kek
>People freaking out over a kids movie
Nigga should have bought some fucking nail clippers instead.
>>62873821
Room In Rome
>>62873821
lel
What kind of autistic faggot spends $2k on a $12 movie?
>>62873821
he shoots himself, just watch
>>62873428
Okay here's a serious reply. Drive.
>>62873821
alright that was really good
>>62873428
This still doesn't stop random people walking in from another movie.
Couldn't he just go during the day like four days after release?
I've asked about this before and they do not allow that. If you buy over a certain amount of tickets, they request that you book a room in advance.
Specifically to prevent things like this.
>>62874207
Yeah, that was why I could only pre order 20 IMAX tickets. I tried to tell them I was going with 50 friends and the girl on the other end of the line laughed at me like the thought of me having even one friend let alone 50 was the funniest shit ever. Normie slut I hope she gets penis mites.
>>62874309
Facebook friends don't count, mate.
>>62874206
That wouldn't feed his narcissism
If you could sit anywhere in the theater where would you sit?
>>62874324
>Implying I have Normiebook
Ree.
>>62873821
>>62874352
On your dad's lap.
>>62874380
im asking about u not ur mom
>>62874352
On your dad's lap.
>>62874395
im asking about u not ur mom
>>62873428
If I had that much to sling around, I would with the LOTR films at release.
IMAX showing of Interstellar.
Alternatively (and this has been a dream of mine since childhood) gather some friends of mine and marathon the shit out of something huge.
>>62874352
I'm gonna have to say your dad's lap.
>>62874428
im asking about u not ur mom
>>62874352
Your mom's lap.
>>62874452
im asking about u not ur dad
>>62874352
Your lap, btw I'm a 11/10 qt grill. ;)
>>62874506
im asking about u not ur daughtr
>>62873428
the tree of life. I never got to see it in theaters.
jurassic park
I would say L'avventura....
but I DID see that in an empty theatre and it only cost me $4.75
fucking moron. he can go to a matinee or just watch it on his goddman laptop. FUCK i hate star wars "fans". how can anyone like those movies that much? they're completely empty.
I am convinced nobody really likes star wars and only pretends to to be part of the in-crowd. literally blowing away his money on a movie he'll probably text and snapchat his whole wya thru
fuck i hate star wars and normies
>>62873821
lmao
>>62873821
I can see it now
>local man buys out all the tickets for premier of the new Star Wars movie
>a nerd dressed up as Boba Fett sneaks into the theater and shoots him in a fit of rage
>a black man dressed up a Greedo is then shot and killed by the police
A friend's comic shop did that for a when the first X-men movie came out. We then bought tickets from them, but we had trivia with giveaways and stuff before the film. It was pretty sweet.
>>62873428
>He gets there
>No singles policy
>>62874423
The Big Momma Movies?
>>62874948
kek
>>62874947
Sounds like a fun time tbf. Did you like the movie, or did you get butthurt by the outfits?
>>62874767
What is happening here?
The Chinese guys who ruined Valentine's Day did it better
>>62874876
Who would even pay 25 cents to see L'avventura?
Shit film, you should stop pretending pseudo-patrician.
>>62875059
I learned last year once I started frequenting 4chan that if a film title is in English, it's not cinema.
>>62875004
SURFS UP BROCHACHO
>>62875004
White people.
>theatre
no thanks, although I would consider renting cinema
>>62875243
Cinema can't be purchased you pleb. Cinema can only be taken in by osmosis by a person who is enlightened by their own understanding of the director's vision.
>>62875059
l'avventura is great kiddo
i dont care if you think its 'patrician' or not
beautiful women, beautiful cinematography, otherworldly atmosphere and a sense of uncomprehendable mystery
how could you not love it? it feels like a dream, it feels like what it's like to really live and wonder, it reaches those murky recesses of everyone's memories and consciousnesses....
>6:10 pm
How is this allowed?
>>62875382
This, if you are going to wast 2100 dollaroos on a movie for kids at least get it in a proper hour
>>62874352
Either near the showers or the melted butter station for my Snow Crab.
>>62875018
>Th-Those seats belong t-to me sir
>Wut da fuk u say boy? Deez belong to me n' my gurl
>Y-You too sir
>>62874965
>implying I'm a nigger
Thinking more along the lines of an epic adventure, or failing that some quality-ass comedy.
Either Lord Of The Rings series or Mel Brooks' masterpieces (Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, etc.)
>>62874045
What are teeth?
>>62875487
That's the point you fucking retard, he obviously bites his nails down to nothing. Go sit in the fucking corner for your dumb comment and think about what you've done.
>>62875538
Can I have one more reply please?
>>62874352
upper middle
What fucking theater allowed him to do that?
I used to manage a theater and I'd get fucking fired for that. You just lost hundreds of dollars on consession sales.
Either that's fake or someone's getting fired by corporate.
>>62873963
Only 17 people fit in your imax theater?
>>62873821
lol
>>62873821
>>62873428
>the tickets were still available
According to all the hype, the theater should have been sold out.
>>62873428
Meh ill just see it like 3 months later when there's a torrent, might even see a camrip
>>62873428
This thread made we watch The Master again to relive seeing it in an empty theatre.
>>62874082
Rich people.
>>62875018
So did they just get a bunch of single guys to sit in a row like that? Because people will sit in the empty seats even if it's not on their ticket.
You're that motherfucker that always leaves crab shell in the shower stalls aren't you?
>rent out кинo to get around no singles policy
>crab legs on point, falcons behaving, ready to enjoy star wars to its fullest
>use butter from crab legs as lube during the many BBC scenes
>cum buckets into my bucket of crab legs
10/10 experience well worth the $3k
>>62874937
I have to type a bunch of captcha to say this was gold.
>>62875973
You can get kicked out for not sitting in your assigned seat
haven't you ever seen the ticket inspector?
>>62875776
No, see >>62874309
>>62873821
Oh shit, I lost it, thank you America.
>>62873428
none. If i see a movie in the theater it is because i WANT the experience of everyone there. I only see superhero movies and Horror movies at this cheep theater, it has one Screen and a bar in the back. I go there because its cheap (5 bucks) and in the "city" (akron) and its Packed with new releases. you get a great atmosphere, people yelling, cheering, screaming, its awesome and fits movies really well. For star wars i will prob see it there because i want to enjoy the experience of everyone enjoying it..... Unless the hipsters ruin in bc they are taking over highland square.... YOU DONT NEED 6 COFFEE PLACES NEXT TO Each other
>>62874352
i am family dog
so wherever your dad tells me to sit
a movie that is just 2 hours of ASR in a thong
>>62873877
>cinema showers
>>62877427
Hipsters ruined my old stomping grounds too anon. Although I will admit one place is cool as fuck. It has full couches, a huge selection of board games, and delicious coffee. Nothing better than going in their with a big group and being non hipster as fuck. I can feel those 10 speed rding assholes judging us from a mile away top kek.
>>62877493
I'd prefer full nude, her sitting on my face and dick for the next thirty years. We'll call it an art film and charge permavirgins a thousand dollars a ticket.
>purchasing for the friday night showing
>not purchasing thursday night, 7:00 tickets
>>62873821
>>62873428
seems fake as shit.
cinema's bank on more than just ticket price. why would they sell all their tickets to a single buyer that will probably only buy a single bucket of popcorn and large soda?
The phantom menace
>>62875329
>beautiful women
very much yes
>beautiful cinematography
yes
>otherworldly atmosphere
if by otherworldly mean "rich people's world" then yes
>sense of uncomprehendable mystery
FUCK YOU
it went from interesting mystery to "watch who's gonna fuck who" in literally 10 minutes or so
first half was interesting, the other was garbage
>inb4 some pseudo-intellectual bullshit
I thought he hated the movie so much he wanted to stop people from seeing it, because the picture in the OP only says "he didn't want anyone in there", not "anyone else"...
>>62874937
Laughing out loud tbqh
>>62879844
They're under no obligation to allow an auditorium to be empty during a prime showing because one person bought all the tickets. If the guy doesn't show up with a person for close to each ticket, the theater has every right to sell more tickets to fill up the auditorium with people who will buy shit from the concession stands.
>>62873428
pretty sure theaters can continue selling tickets to fill up a screening that isn't full, especially for something that's in such high demand.
hfw people start pouring into the theater and he just wasted $2180
>>62882440
autism.jpg
>>62883238
They'll also delay showtime. So he'll get to sit through the commericals and previews, the the lights will go up so people can find their (his) seats.
>>62883262
Oh I would absolutely love to be one of the people that buys a ticket to "his" showing.
>>62883253
I used to work at a blockbuster. People would buy/rent multiple copies of movies they didn't like so people wouldn't be able to see them. This happened quite frequently. People who weren't even remotely close to anything that could be called autistic.
>Girl in OP removed her Twitter
>Find her Ask
>It's over a year of people asking if they can lick her feet, her saying men that aren't white are generally disgusting, and that she would never date a man under 5'11
I think I'm in love.
>>62883307
Damn son, I'm not a footfag but I get why they were doing it now. Her foot game is on point, like Emma Stone level on point.
>>62883296
that might be some form of insanity.
>>62883296
>autistic behavior
>not close to autistic
Hmm
>>62883405
It's hard to call clean, well dressed, groomed, sociable people autistic when they're standing in front of you, talking.
>>62874143
This, I would sit just next to him for the kek.
>>62873821
this joke was sponsored by american culture
>>62883538
The guy in the pic is Canadian you dumb yurolard.
>>62873856
>Kek, what a doucher
stop trying to fit in
>>62873856
because its not a huge waste if its good ?
>tfw won't leave /tv/ for the couple of days after the movie gets released so I can enjoy those fresh memes
>>62873428
I hope they both die, obnoxious fucking white people
I'd pay $2180 to see his face when he learns buying every ticket doesn't mean "private showing." You have to arrange those with the theater, otherwise they can just keep selling tickets until the auditorium is filled.
>>62883647
He probably tried to get a private showing, the theater quoted some price that accounts for lost concession revenue (~$8k), he thought that was high, and decided to buy tickets for every seat, thinking himself a financial genius.
>>62883647
that can't possibly be true can it? surely he would have asked the theater or it would be their responsibility to tell him that they're still allowed to sell tickets to fill up all the seats?
>>62874352
Projection booth, so I can make shadow puppets and switch to the audio of another film in key places. I'd also bring a green dichroic filter so the whole thing looks like it's shot in night vision.
>>62883750
If the theater doesn't agree to a private showing, in writing or orally, they're under no legal obligation to honor tickets sold to empty seats.
>>62883783
>Projection booth, so I can make shadow puppets
Enjoy your 2nd and 3rd degree burns.
>>62873821
I laughed at your hysterical joke because it was hilarious!
>>62883538
>commiefornia
>America
>>62873821
Lmao fuck America
Also that's probably illegal
>>62883800
Totally worth it, also, most modern projectors have IR filters between the lamp and the DMD. It would be warm but not unmanageable.
>>62873963
>Easiest $1700 I have ever made.
tell us about more shit that never happened, anon
>>62883813
People from busted-assed shithole states are always big on this idea.
>>62873963
If they can get to the auditorium door, they could just walk in and sit down. As it's not like the theater has any way of knowing whether or not they're part of his group or not.
>>62873428
So, this is what mental illness is like?
>>62873428
Probably just shy about his micro-dick in the showers.
>>62873428
What he should do is now sell all the tickets at an increased rate but I assume he's just a faggot.
>>62884821
>implying they would've sold out otherwise
>>62873428
the whole voyage in time saga thingy
>>62875004
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teahupo'o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLg6qxkQ94A
>>62884821
If he just wants all the seats there's nothing wrong with that. Exploiting fans however is faggotry.
>>62873428
FREE MARKET
>>62873821
my only regret is that I have but one upvote to give you, kind sir.
