>tfw ywn be this patrician
>autism
What a prick
What a selfish dick.
That's not patrician, it's a waste of money. The patrician move would be to hand out those tickets to people who can't afford them (although, who can't afford a one-time $10 purchase), or sick kids in the hospital, or something.
>>62861212
How fucking alpha is that holy shit
That is...EPIC
I want 9gag to leave
>>62861212
wouldn't arranging a private viewing be cheaper?
>Not using your wealth to fuck others
That's like not being an American, f4m.
>>62861268
Not alpha if you pay for it anon.
>2180$
>>62861268
>Star Wars fan
>alpha
>americans
>star wars
>patrician
I'm new to /tv/ but are you all really this pleb?
>people want to watch this
Oh wow what a cool big brother in my humble opinion haha
i want reddit to leave
>>62861274
>flaunting your money by buying out a theater so you can watch the newest installment of manchild the movie is soooooo cool unlike those normie fags on reddit >:D
>>62861212
bet he sells those tickets 3 to 6 months later on ebay as souvenirs (or goes on craiglist to sell them at double/triple the price - or stands outside of cinema and sells them to hot girls)
probably at double the price (with shipping)
nice chunk of change
several people will sneak in and make him awkward
>>62861212
That's not how movie theater tickets work.
>He won't. Sorry lmao he did it for a reason
jokes on him, somebody is going to shoot up the star wars premiers
i hope a bunch of hilarious black kids just
show up at his theater and good through
the whole movie like a usually funny night
at the movies, and then he will try to stop
them with security and they laugh at him
It's actually patrician to be on the light side most of the time, this was a dark side move.
>>62861369
>turning charity into sport by posting your good deed online for the praise of millions
No I'm more generous!
No I am!
>>62861369
DUDE PAY ATTENTION TO ME IM SUCH A NICE GUY LMAO
>>62861259
>That's not patrician, it's a waste of money.
Correct.
>The patrician move would be to hand out those tickets to people who can't afford them (although, who can't afford a one-time $10 purchase), or sick kids in the hospital, or something.
Incorrect.
Patrician does not mean nice or good you fucking pleb.
jokes on him, i bought the theater and moved the premiere to the 19th. we're screening jack & jill instead.
>>62861391
HAHA oh fuck can you imagine that shooters reaction
>Fuck, now i have to actually aim
>not buying your own Cinema and watching the film before release in the comfort of your newly purchased establishment.
>making a fuck ton of money during premier and for the next 2 weeks if all goes well.
>pay mexicans and blacks minimum wage to clean up every mess after every showing.
>they get pissy but whatever, fire them; have over 30+ turnovers in 2 weeks.
Yup.
>>62861212
>Patrician
>Going to watch Star Wars
>>62861369
>hey guy I know you did something for a reason and you obviously have a strong enough conviction to spend thousands on it, but do what I want you to do instead because I said so
>>62861369
lmao what a kek
>not selling them for 100 a piece
>>62861212
>Lincoln
>patrician
Lol no.
>>62861369
>inviting children to a movie theater
>stuck with a bunch of brats yelling and talking through the movie
>all after spending $2000
lel
>>62861212
Awesome
Theatres suck and the people who go are fucking garbage. This guy gets it.
>>62861369
>local orphanage
Is that a thing that exists in Texas?
>thinking management will let him do this when hundreds are lined up at the door
He just wasted money lmao baka fæm
>>62861212
>imploring the theater won't just sell more tickets when they realize one guy is sitting in the theater.
>not infecting yourself with cancer so you get a special early screening of the movie before you die
>>62861501
Me?
I'd serve crab legs
>>62861363
Please explain how do they work.
Why is all star wars trash babysat expect for anti boyega threads?
>>62861490
imagine he got the orphans to come too
top 5 shooting of the year easily
#prayforstarwars
>>62861528
kek.
Why is it a bad thing to rent out the whole theater? Then you can shout "BLACKED" and "POTTERY" at the top of your lungs during the movie without anyone judging you.
>>62861212
What a jerk. Just think of all the money the theatre is going to lose when they don't sell concessions to all the people who would have been there.
>>62861564
no way. a sold ticket is a sold seat. that would be fraud if they pulled that.
>>62861212
I bet he will be fapping.
>>62861212
he didn't even want his sister there
;_;
>>62861570
This. They just doubled their profits thanks to some autist.
>>62861212
Well no shit. You need privacy to jerk off to your Kek porn.
>>62861259
Fuck off, commie. You'd probably only hand them out to nigger kids anyway.
Lol that's pretty ballin
He should only let a few close friends and family in, sneak in a couple flasks of vodka, buy a bunch of refreshments.
He paid for the tickets fair and square.
>>62861451
This. Guy's an attention seeking faggot
>>62861574
>not just faking the cancer
>patrician
>kek wars: a production by jew jew Abrams
Pick one
>not inviting girls desperate for star wars and making an orgy.
>>62861574
>infect yourself with cancer so you get a special early screening of the movie before you die
>your last words before you die are "it was shit t b h"
>>62861637
they probably test you for cancer before agreeing to the deal
>>62861369
>now girls will fuck me
>girls dig nice guys, amiright ?
>>62861606
Its the theaters decision. Its not fraud. When management realizes its just one guy, theyre just going to sell more tickets, otherwise they'll lose money and piss off a bunch of people.
Plus that guys gonna get jumped when he walks out after the movie depending on where he lives
>>62861606
But that's about 300 or so not buying food. There's a reason the food is overpriced as fuck.
Can't believe the theatre allowed that. Usually it's a limit of 5 or 10.
Also I doubt they'll let him get away with it. Twitter exploded over it. Most likely they'll invite random people in for free since he paid.
>>62861212
Not planning on watching this retarded shit, but if I could I would pay to have the whole theatre full of people when I go to see my movies. Usually there are less then 10 persons, half the times I'm alone.
Can you blame him? Who would want to be in a shitty American theater with everyone to your left, right, front, and back loudly snacking on their junk food, squealing every time a character they know comes on screen, laughing loudly at basic jokes, "WOOOOO"ing at action sequences, and clapping. Fucking clapping! In a theater!
I'd do that too if I had the money.
>>62861627
>An burgerclap mixing up generosity and socialism with communism again
>>62861627
I'd probably hand one out to your mom and the rest to a bunch of hobos so we could run train on her while SW plays in the background, tbqh family
>>62861689
>Plus that guys gonna get jumped when he walks out after the movie depending on where he lives
where the fuck do you live?
>>62861629
>fair and square
And they can kick him out fair and square.
>>62861672
lmao
>>62861681
Oh cool so 90% of this board will get an early screening.
>>62861212
why are millenials so narcissistic lads?
You know what would be much better?
Buying all the tickets, except for one in the lower corner, the shittiest seat. You just know some local Star Wars nerd is willing to buy it just to get to the premiere.
Then are the screening you're comfy in the best seat, while the nerd is sitting in the corner. If he moves, you call security and tell them it's your seat by showing the ticket of the seat he chose.
>>62861259
Not really, it's his money.
>>62861212
I'm calling bullshit. A cinema's profits are 99% concessions.
>>62861672
>f.......senpai!
>dies
>>62861212
>implying this isn't just some publicly stunt the owners son and daughter thought of doing to get asses connected to seats
>>62861726
>he doesnt get jumped after he watches a flick
So how do you know when the movies over then? Fag
>>62861212
>not buying tickets to Sisters then showing up in that theatre for Ep 7
>>62861212
before the showing, he should take a picture of himself in the exact center of theater and post it online with a tag 'best movie experience ever'
>>62861726
Chiraq
>>62861595
NOW THAT would get one or two things banned in "murrica
>>62861765
Ten minutes of ads. Plus the run time of the movie.
Sister was dumb enough to show the time and date of the tickets.
>>62861731
If they want, sure. I bet he talked to theater management first. They must have asked him questions when he bought so many tickets. People rent out stadiums sometimes. No biggie
>being a theater breathing all of that fart air from dozens, if not hundreds of strangers
how the fuck do you even sit in a theater at all
>>62861692
>mfw they let people in for free to fill seats
Holy fuck, i want to drink that guys tears if this happens
In my country they don't screen movies unless there are at least 10 people at the screening. There is a sign even. You get the money back for the ticket you used when walking in.
>>62861764
This. There's absolutely no way a guy can be this retarded. This doesn't make any sense.
>>62861764
>implying stars wars needs more marketing.
the tickets are already sold out retard
>>62861806
how do you go outside without overthinking everything?
Watch the theater let people come in for free because of him.
He paid to have a empty theater and instead paid for a entire crowds ticket lol
why not just wait for a decent camrip?
>>62861731
This. Nowhere is it stipulated that him buying a ticket means he's allowed to claim ownership over an empty seat. There'll be some fine-print about how if a seat that has been pre-bought is not filled when a film starts, it can be sold to somebody else.
He just spent 2k on a whole load of nothing.
>>62861806
Jesus, anon, do you really think this way?
You're scared to go out in public, aren't you?
>>62861761
/thread
>>62861800
Except thousands of people dont go to the stadium every day.
>>62861752
Theaters in America dont assign specific seats. They just give you a ticket and let you pick your own.
>>62861442
>doing nothing and mocking people who decide to help others
>>62861892
Theaters in America also don't pre-sell tickets weeks in advance.
>>62861892
Certain high end ones do. But if theres not many people, they dont care. For a premier, they would care.
>>62861369
Maybe he's talking about a group home or something and just mixing the words up but orphanages no longer exist in the US.
>>62861892
afaik, amc and pacific theaters in socal does assigned seating now.
>>62861800
I've worked at a stadium, including during private/company parties.
They don't let you rent that shit out on the day of a ballgame/concert. Much less a major event.
Letting someone rent out a full theater for opening day of SW, with all the money they'd lose in concessions just letting in one guy as opposed to a packed theater, is like selling a single ticket to game 7 of the World Series. You know in advance it's going to sell out, so you'd have to be a retarded business owner or a theater owner in middle-of-nowhere America to let that happen.
>>62861212
Why would a theater allow this? They are bound to lose more money from not selling as much confectionery as there is only ONE person in there? Doesnt the theater make most of their money from selling the popcorn and drinks than the admission costs?
>those nails and fingers
You can tell he's a fat disgusting piece of shit who's going to sperg out wearing his reddit/Star Wars getup
>>62861942
Yes they do if it's something big like Star Wars.
Find the theater.
Tell them about this.
Make it viral (sister is already helping that)
Push is to theater looks bad
They'll be forced to do something, for example give empty seats away to kids or w/e
Should have burned all the tickets except one just to spite the people.
I knew a guy that bought all the tickets for a showing of The Simpsons Movie but he actually gave/sold them all to friends. It was really fun time and he did kind of a trivia contest before it started.
Best part was some teens sneaking in during the movie and everyone knowing that they definitely did not have tickets.
>>62861942
Uh, yeah they do
Every theater in my city does, anyway.
>Star Wars opening weekend has been sold out citywide since the first hour tickets went on sale where I live
>:(
>>62861808
They would have to refund his money then.
>>62861972
They don't. They just took advantage of some retard who thought they seriously wouldn't still he selling tickets on opening day when they realize only one guy walked in.
>>62861999
Upside down Satan confirms it.
I want this to happen
>Superhero Feed getting all indignant
I fucking wish I could do this too. Private screening, no loud, foul smelling nerds talking or reacting, not getting shot... it's the dream.
So I was quick and managed to get the absolute objectively best seat in the entire cinema in my town for the very first midnight screening of episode 7
Now the thing is
How do I get in there without people realizing I'm by myself?
If I go early then they'll see me being alone outside of the theatre room
If I go late then that's not a problem but they'll see there is only 1 open seat in the middle and I have to awkwardly go there
If I was rich id do this.
Fuck watching movies with other people, theres always that one asshole trying to be funny who talks/makes noises the whole fucking movie.
>>62862031
Why? Did he sign a contract saying if hes not alone in the theater he gets a refund?
Willing to bet this is fake.
Buy one stub, print out a bunch of fake ones, make it look real. Post in social media for attention. TiffanyRaffaele is a fat, neckbeard troll.
>>62861950
thats not true.
>>62862031
Maybe they would, maybe they wouldn't. It depends on the cinema in question; some would have specific small-print about a bought ticket being invalid if the seat goes unfilled by a certain time.
>>62861892
>>62861942
>I only visit bottom of the barrel shit theaters
Ouch, embarrassing.
>>62862065
No one cares if you go alone.
>>62862086
The purchasing of the tickets is a contract.
>>62861672
>"JUST.." his final words were
>>62862137
>here's an example of a theater practicing pre-sales and seat assignment
Oh thanks anon.
>>62862137
I didn't get shot yet so that can't be the case.
>>62861369
Are orphanages still a thing? I thought they just had child services and foster homes now
>>62861942
Yes they do, online and shit.
>>62862176
my theater has a touchscreen that shows all the seats that have already been purchased and lets me pick where I want to sit, what shitty backwater do you live in?
>>62862116
Halfway thru the film maybe
remember when nerds would dress up and camp outside of theaters to secure premiere tickets?
what happened to that. remember that happened with the harry potter films, but that's the last one. i can imagine star wars had that kind of potential.
>>62861892
My local AMC does.
>>62862160
Then they could just sell more tickets.
>>62861212
>star wars
>patrician
>>62861259
>$10
Holy fuck 2001 is that you?!!?
>>62861212
>not tipping the staff $500 to get rid of people talking or acting like morons during the flick
s m h desu familia
>>62862157
What if some girls see me and laugh at me behind my back
>>62862201
Being that type of "nerd" isn't "cool"
>>62862052
>be american
>wake up
>hop out of hamburger bed
>put on mah patriotic swaggear
>pour a big nice bowl of Frosted Freedom
>prize falls ot of the box
>it's a gun
>go outside and praise Aljesus
>catch a ticket to go see American Sniper
>>62862201
it's a fucking hassle, kind of like waiting outside a concert hall/arena to get into the pit. yea its cool, but tremendously boring and tiring.
>>62862027
>Every theater in my city does, anyway.
What city?
>>62861982
No, they don't. That's why there are lines.
>>62862183
That's for the day of.
>>62861259
>hand out those tickets to people who can't afford them
Yeah, because niggers always add so much to the theater experience
>>62862201
Harry Potter is for children and enables that kind of silliness and over-investment.
Star Wars is for adults, damnit, we enjoy our battling teddy bears with maturity. (ie, too pussy and boring without having children to hide behind).
>>62862204
Link it.
>>62862157
This.
The last thing any excited crowd of people on SW opening night cares about is people who are there by themselves.
The only issue will be if a group or family tries to get you to give up your perfect seat so that they can sit together. In that case, be strong, anon, and tell them, sorry but I'd rather not switch seats.
>>62862224
ignore it and be a man. who cares what some 16 year old skanks snigger about. also take some headphones.
>>62861259
Yeah, sure. And then he'll try to crown himself king.
Populares scum.
>>62862157
Security will care.
>>62862065
>How do I get in there without people realizing I'm by myself?
Holy shit, literally no one cares or notices.
>>62862243
There's still lines because they only have like two guys who rip ticket stubsThThat's gonna take awhile when the theater gets sold out weeks in advance.
>>62861212
>not scalping the tickets and doubling your money
I bet you cowards don't even hustle.
>>62862288
eat shit faggot
>>62861274
This is the best one by far
>>62861212
she seems like an entitled bitch, but she
works at Jack's why can't her brother just give
her money??
https://twitter.com/TiffanyRaffaele/status/663172501032189952
>>62862201
Just wait. No one has to wait to buy tickets anymore since online sales makes it more convenient.
But if you think there won't be morons sitting outside of big-city theaters like 2 weeks before SW premieres, just so they can say they were first, just you wait.
>>62862211
nope not without a refund
>>62862160
And where are the terms of this contract stated? Between the title and theater number?
>>62861369
>implying this guy won't maul all the younglings Anakin style in the theatre while wearing a Kylo mask after saying "I will finish... what you started."
>>62861313
It's patrician if he did it and then didn't go to see the movie
Really though someone probably working at the theater came up with a backstory to the stack of tickets they had in their hand
>>62862222
Nice quads, but where do you live that movie tickets cost more than $10?
Because I live in a big city and that's the going price at Regal right now.
>>62861212
>not buying all but 2
>some couple buys last 2
>you sit right next to them
Step it up, sempai
>>62862288
CHECK'D and REK'T
>>62861810
but it doesn't cost them any difference to screen for 1 or 100 people. what a stupid policy
>>62862346
That would be hilarious
>>62862258
>Star Wars is for adults
>>62861976
i thought he sent his sister to pick up his tickets?
that's why she posted up the pic.
or did she save the pic the brother took (of himself buying the tickets and picking them up), and then she posted it up on her twitter.
>>62862341
Yup they could just sell more tickets without a refund.
"Oh sir the craziest thing we suddenly had more seats available."
>>62862239
made me feel proud to be American, you forgot where the entire audience stands up applauding and saluting the screen
>>62861892
The only cinema I've been to in the US did exactly that.
wew lad.
>>62861212
So fucking fake. And also gay.
You can't buy tickets in advance at Cinema City.
>>62862224
Even if you go with an entourage of 20 people there's the risk of girls seeing you and laughing behind your back.
Best to just stay inside.
>>62862405
>now see here, I bought 100 tickets, that means I have 100 seats!
>no, see, you have one ticket for your ass, and 99 tickets for your massive, massive ego.
>>62862379
they're allowed a set amount of screenings of one film within a set amount of time. if no one/few people buys tickets, they won't get the money they want. reschedule the screening = maybe more people come = earn more money. but it rarely happens.
however recently a new system was put in store with encrypted keys that only work certain days, so i'm not sure how the rescheduling works. the rule is still in effect though.
>>62862440
K. I'm sure you conveniently cannot recall the name of the theater.
>>62861892
The Alamo Drafthouse down the street started doing assigned seating in the last couple of months. I was caught completely off-guard the first time. I thought it was just a Euro thing, too.
>>62862268
It's AMC Methuen 20. In Methuen, MA. Look it up yourself.
>>62862451
Are you people fucking serious about the going alone thing in USA? It's not a big deal at all here in Canada
>>62862234I like his shirt
>>62862405
That called fraud. Most theaters allow private parties for movies, this is probably what he did. If you rented out a screen for a private party and the management suddenly let in a hundred other people you would have grounds to sue.
>>62862478
>AMC Methuen 20
https://www.amctheatres.com/movie-theatres/boston/amc-methuen-20
General admission, dumbfuck.
she removed the status and image,
and put "uh oh" and "5 seconds of fame"
so either someone found her brother, or he
found out about it and she was told to shut up
about it
>>62862379
It does, since 100 people will buy more food than one person. Unless that one person is really, really fat.
But I'm pretty sure the policy anon is describing would apply to tickets sold, rather than people actually showing up. In which case, it probably is better for them to not screen it, since it might cost them licensing money to screen it, I don't remember how that works.
>>62862474
Cinemagic
Portland, Maine.
>>62862491
no it's a meme. a very effective one, lots of insecure autists here.
it is however not a meme in japan, they have screenings for couples/single women only due to pervs.
Fun fact when Roland Emmerich's Godzilla came out, for some reason I don't know I was a young teen back then, I went to see it like 5 times in the cinema
>>62862527
>That called fraud
How is it fraud? Did they grantee the kid the whole theater to himself, in writing?
>>62861212
At least this white boy won't shoot anyone lmao
>>62862560
Explained in the post
>>62862555
https://www.cinemagicmovies.com/locations
General admission.
>>62862497
Kill yourself unless you're under the age of 13
There is a 100% chance of some shooting occurring somewhere at the premiere.
Americans, how are you preparing for this?
>>62862537
or
it's fake and she got sick of the negative comments.
Paying any money or spending any time at a theater watching a certain-to-be mediocre-at-best re-purposing of a classic "space opera" movie is the very definition of pleb. Super-turbo-mega pleb.
>>62862581
He didn't rent out the theater for a private party. He just bought a specific number of tickets, allegedly.
>>62862583
Huh, I could've sworn I got given a seat number.
Ahh well, memory can do funny things. But in the UK you still get general admission cinemas and you get seat number cinemas. So hey ho it's nothing to really care about.
>>62862591
The Empire doesn't disallow blasters in my quadrant. I'll be fine.
>>62862591
12 rounds of 10mm, front row seat.
>>62862532
That site literally has an icon that indicates reserved seating is available you inbred mental midget
>>62861950
Yeah, they do.
>>62861212
This is some next level autism.
>>62862635
Really? Screenshoot it then, faggot.
>>62862346
my sides would travel to a galaxy far, far away
>>62862224
whip out your dick and facefuck them all, dude I've seen it in porn it works
>>62862635
>reserved seating is assigned seating
You're retarded.
>>62862532
Except it's not. How did you even come to that conclusion? Just go through the process of buying a ticket and you can pick your seat...
>white boys be like
>>62861369
DUDE CHALLENGE
>>62862591
>tfw some guy uses a hasbro lightsaber to club some people dead
>>62862591
I'm gonna be wearing this badass stormtrooper cosplay, and if somebody tries to shoot the place up, I'll get him with my BB Gun, and lightsaber to use for hand-to-hand for a cool getaway.
Might save a nice lady too!
>watching movies that only exist to sell merchandise
>>62862676
>Theaters in America dont assign specific seats.
>assign specific seats = assigned seating
they do
>>62862676
It is, you fucking inept drooling retard.
You on suicide watch.
>my only friend told me he doesn't give a shit about nerdy spaceshit so I have to go by myself
JUST
>>62862676
>i was only pretending
>>62862673
Facefucking is pretty great in real life too desu senpai
>>62861442
>Being this much of a dickhead
Wow, your life must be unchallenged in being pathetic. Even if you're joking this is pretty sad.
Isn't there a limit to the number of tickets you can buy per customer?
>>62862734
>actually differentiating between normal sized wheelchair people and manlet wheelchair people
That's pretty rude
Why is everyone saying that they will give away seats or whatever?
This is clearly fake. It's the SW opening night. Scalpers have been around for ages. They don't sell tickets in massive amounts like that. Usually there is a limit on how many can be sold to one person.
Also if they did sell him all the tickets, they would have to honour the tickets up until at least maybe 20 or 30 minutes into the film. He bought all the tickets. Even if his sister says on twitter they're all for him he could conceivably give them away and 200 people could show up on the night which would be a big problem if they had resold all the seats again.
Like I said, it's more than likely fake. But you're are still all retards if you think the cinema is allowed to give away the seats just because of a twitter post.
>>62862777
Why should they care?
>dude shows up with cashmoney
>buys out entire room
>profit
>>62862591
By not going to theaters frequented by niggers.
>>62862756
>not being a normie
Dude, if you want to survive IRL you have to be like them, in your home you can do whatever you want.
>>62862777
when i reserve tickets online, i can only choose numbers from a drop down. i think it's a maximum of 4. but you could probably just do another purchase, until there are no more seats. don't know about purchasing at the theater though. they probably want as many people there to buy candy etc. at least.
>>62862734
i wonder if it's possible to buy a wheelchair ticket if you don't have a companion.
>single ticket p-please
>what's that? you don't have a companion? no ticket.
;_;
>>62861892
Several here in Ohio do
>not just waiting for rips to go online and watching it in the comfyness of your own room
he's afraid somebody will shoot up the theatre that he is in
>>62862944
>watching a film like Star Wars at home and not in the cinema
>paying to watch star wars 7
reminder that it will be streamable in canada meaning rips in decent quality the next day
>>62862944
but yify got shutdown so no more maximum comfy :'(
>>62861369
I hope somebody shoots up that theatre.
>>62861212
to be really patrician he should resell the tickets at 200% of original price and make 4360$
>>62861259
awww reddit does that hurt your feelings?
>>62862987
scalpings illegal and patricians consider finance to be the plebiest of the pleb
>>62862961
>star wars
>film
is this what anti art cross boarders actually believe?
>>62862976
yeah in like 2016.
>>62861442
you just invented the only competition that could ever redeem humankind
>>62861259
>hand out tickets to shitters who were too slow to get their tickets
I want reddit to leave
>>62861369
>3D
lmao who would even go
>>62862817
all the shootings have been white dudes lmao
enjoy getting killed
>muh freedums
>muh gun rights
>can't even enjoy a movie night out without the risk of getting shot
>>62862631
>front row seat
>10mm
Enjoy your sore neck and broken wrist
>>62861369
>I challenge him to let random nigger kids chimp out while he's trying to watch his movie in peace
Yeah, tempting.
>>62862328
>being a jealous poor kek
lmao can't wait for Trump to win, none of you neet pigs will ever be on 4chan ever again
>>62862956
>Hey hey hey! Where are you going?!
>Im going to shoot up this theater?
>Oh yea? You got a ticket then eh?
>Aw man.
This reminds me of that lady who planned to buy out a stores stock of iPhones so she could jew them out later and paid a dude 800 bucks for his spot first in linethe store had a "one per customer" policy and the dude whose spot she bought had family in the line, so he just joined them and basically got his iPhone for free thanks to the 800 bucks
A true patrician wouldn't need to do that because the film they went to see would be so obscure nobody else would turn up.
>>62861259
Thats the reddit move.
>>62863444
this tackleberryhorsd'ovres
>>62861212
>$2180
That seems somewhat low to buy out a theatre session on opening night.
>>62861268
>being so beta you literally have to close the theater to be able to go to the movies alone
Maximum embarrassment.
>>62863444
This happened to me when I went to see The Turin Horse, the only other seat booked was buy a film reviewer for the local newspaper but he didn't show up.
You all are fucking idiots. With all the fucking terriorist and Obama doing all but begging ISIL agents to come in the country why would you go see this in theaters the first night. Its almost guaranteed some fucking lunatic will do something horrible
>>62862532
>being in the Boston area
>not going to Jordan's Imax in Reading
what the fuck are you doing family
>>62861307
>she will never step on my balls ;_;
>>62863092
>tfw live in one of whitest areas of country
i'm basically imprisoned inside my apartment surrounded by armed neurotics with itchy triggerfingers
haven't been to the theater in years...
