Zoolander 2 trailer tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CL4LNWHegk
doesn't really looks that funny tbqh f.a.m
>>62826837
i had a few chuckles to be honest
>>62826837
Damn that was terrible.
>justin bieber
no thank jew
>>62826837
>bendthatdick crumplesnatch
When will this meme end?
>bieber
Dropped
did chuckle at the ferrell scene though
>>62826837
ehhh
>usher
>one of the most beautiful people on the planet
ummmm
>>62826901
looks pretty great tbqh, had me chuckling and giggling
>>62826837
is anyone sick of the fucking normie pop culutre jokes in movies nowadays? literally bieber says "selfie" and everyone in the theater will laugh, how the fuck is this comedy. There is no soul, no wit. Just HAHA I TAKE SELFIES YOU TAKE SELFIES WE ALL TAKE SELFIES HAHA SELFIE JOKE HAHA SO FUNNY HAHA ITS JUST LIKE ME HAHA
>>62826837
It's gonna flop just as hard as Dumb and Dumber To
>cuminsnatch
>bieber
>nothing but slapstick and rehashed jokes
Looks awful.
>>62826837
Ben and Owen look old while Will Ferrell looks the same, crazy
meta as fuck, watching it
without drake sather, this will be a bomb.
>>62826994
If you watched Zoolander 1 you'd know it was a parody of popular things, it seems the same way here
>quick throw me that knife!
how has someone never done this joke before, it's so simple and perfect
>>62827052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmklTvAkbM
will it ever be topped
I'm a little disappointed that Jerry Stiller isn't in this one.
Other than that it looks good.
>>62826837
>Bieber
Dropped
>>62827052
im sure its been done, but its just the sheer stupidity of the two main protags that adds a level to the joke
>Magnum
>It's Ferrari
DROPPED
WHAT THE FUCK BEN
>>62827068
this to be quite honest, familia.
>>62826994
The biebs died but he take a selfie before, it's vain vain and shallow, exactly, I think they are criticising that, I think the "All" joke goes in similar vein, back then gender wasn't so complicated
LOL BEN STILLER xD
Clapistan comedy truly is fucking atrocious
So it's an action comedy now? Action comedies are the absolute worst.
>>62827096
most people here only like the first because terry does
the bieber bit was actually the best part.
>>62827096
*tips fedora* heh i surely got those dweebs on the internet, how ever will they come back from the ultimate butthurt of my reddit meme. heh i bet they still believe in god fufufu. wheres my waifu body pillow daddy needs his cuddles heh, cuddles ;)
>>62827136
I'm defending justin, how is that /pol/?
Actually looks pretty good
But this bugged me, this is clearly Ferrari
>>62827166
By being an obnoxious contrarian.
The bit where Will Ferrel shouts is the funniest!
Honestly that man is a comedy genius, how did no one else realise that shouting is really, really funny!?
I hope that Adam Sandler, another comedy hero, stars in this and maybe does a spot of shouting.
>>62827180
>if you disagree you're /pol/
lmao lad
So it's a spy movie now?
>>62827147
Yeah I was actually surprised how funny I found that clip.
>>62827258
The first one was
I fucking hate Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell
They are so goddamn unfunny
Why the fuck does every new "comedy" have to be filled with shitty cameos?
>>62827303
the first one was filled with the cameos as well...
>>62827303
Did you even watch the first one
Looks terrible.
>4 writers
Confirmed.
I'm going to see it for the biebs
>>62827197
where is my
GODDAMN
latte!?
>>62827049
>>62827277
>>62827308
Now you guys now how nostalgia goggles work
You know how they fucked they are when February release, AND they show a scene from the first movie in the sequels trailer.
Justin Bieber?
DROPPED
Justin Bieber killed?
OPENING DAY
It looks ok. Got a couple light chuckles out of me.
The premise is cute and mildly clever.
I'm kind of disappointed that Will Ferrel's going to be rehashing the same exact shit he did in the last movie. When he came out looking all big and muscular, I was actually hopeful that they'd do something different with him.
I'm getting a big Austin Powers vibe from this movie.
well
that was kinda awful
you guys think trump is going to have a cameo in this one too
FEBRUARY
RELEASE
>>62826837
>2oolander
>Derrick trying to do Magnum while turning right
no wonder he couldn't stop tthe bottles
>>62827392
most likely, he is gunna be president in the film :^)
>>62827359
>FUCK YOU, IT'S FEBRUARY
>>62826837
laffd when he threw his coffee on the black guy 2bqh famiglia
I dont know why but i laughed like an idiot at the knife joke and mugato
>>62826837
>it's a 'lets parade some grandpas around one more time' flick
>mfw Cumberbatch
>>62827364
Yeah, I thought that would be funny with him being all thugged out from prison.
But, no, status quo.
Fashion dr. Evil.
>>62827356
But I just watched Zoolander a few months ago and it's still good.
>>62827364
That's why comedy sequels usually don't work. They try to make new jokes and it's not what the audience came for, but when they rehash jokes they just repeat themselves and it isn't as funny a second time around.
If this is as good as Anchorman 2 then
>>62827466
You know what would be funny?
We'd create an outrage about him mocking transgender and queer folks.
Twitter and tumblr eats that shit up.
>>62827197
Boy your sarcasm sure is hilarious haha
Why do I get to see you in a movie? lmao!
>>62827482
JUST
>Todd getting BTFO again
>Zoolander not turning left
Aww shit am i hyped
>>62827482
... it will be shit
Do people seriously still hate Justin Bieber? What has he done lately to piss you off?
With how hard he's been trying to turn his life around lately, I would actually feel a little bad making fun of him.
Good film
Bad Trailer
learn to watch faggots
>>62827550
If i was on his position, i'd be 10x a bigger cunt than he is, so i can't blame him for being one.
>>62827550
your generation is keked hard
hes a random guy who makes music i dont like, so why am i meant to give a shit about him?
>>62827550
hes got a tiny peepee so its grounds to hate on him
>>62826994
da fuck are you guys on about, I don't give a shit about Ben Stiller or the prequel but this had me chuckling at least 3-4 times throughout the trailer, way better than I had expected tßh fαm.
>>62827550
I kind of appreciate that he's taken a step back and realizing he's kind of an asshole.
I don't like his music or (presumably) his acting, but I respect anyone who tries to correct their own flaws.
The film needs a laugh track so I know when to laugh, I was awfully confused in the trailer.
>>62827606
>your generation is keked hard
I'm 29. What generation are you talking about?
>>62827615
I've never listened to his music, honestly. I'm familiar with the guy, but I couldn't pick a single song of his for you.
I've considered looking at his new album, just to see how it stands as christian music. I have a feeling I'd be disappointed though since I'm sure I'm not the right audience for him or his music.
>>62827609
studio shill pls go bk to reddit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
looks fun, i'll watch it
I hope it's good enough that i can rewatch it numerous times but not so good we get 5 more sequels
You guys are right to trust this sequel because Anchorman 2 was great and so has everything Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson have been in for the last few years
You are wise souls and I cannot imagine why you waste time on /tv/ with lesser folk like myself
I am humbled and awed of your mastery
Who the fuck was asking for another Zoolander?
>this troll still trying to convince people she's beautiful
It really looks better than most comedy sequels do
This trailer needs to be atleast...3 times bigger
I don't like the "high concept" comedy premise. The first movie was jokes first and plot second, the whole "dumb spies" aspect adds too much narrative to something that doesn't need it.
Still, the trailer had enough decent gags that I'm willing to give it a shot. Mugatu throwing coffee on his manservant and Hansel throwing the TV were both pretty good.
>>62827361
You just know he's going to come back from the deadso he can be killed again to more gruesome effect.
>>62826994
It's like you never saw Zoolander
Daily reminder: anyone who thinks Bieber being in this will make it a bad movie can't think for longer than 3 seconds at a time
>>62827131
Another person who can't even finish a normal continuous thought
Ben Stiller is the director. He's a good director. His filmography includes Zoolander and Tropic Thunder. He knows how to be funny. Grow up
oh fudge
found the trailer enjoyable tbqh pham
had a few keks
>Mugatu muscle suit
Ok i kek'd
>>62826837
Looks bad like I predicted.
>>62827017
That's because he's looked middle age throughout his whole career.
it looks great
don't believe the /v/edditors that have taken over this board.
>written by Hot Cop
Eh, looks like it might be okay.
>Benapple Cucumbersnatch
>Mugatu SWOLE as fuck
Jesus Christ that got me.
It would've been a much better gag if the Mugatu muscle suit had only been revealed during the final conflict, kind of a shame to just throw away what will end up being one of the better jokes in the trailer.
What do I know, I'm not a big time Hollywood jew
>>62826837
They redid this scene dude lmao
>>62826837
>2015
>tranny joke in the first 30 seconds
I mean, regardless of whether you think it's ~offensive~... it's like they WANT it to fail
>>62826837
>Kristen Wiig
Straight into the trash
>>62827490
>mfw cumberbatch is about to alienate almost his entire audience of tumblrite sherlockians
>>62826837
When has a comedy sequel ever been good
>>62826837
Had me smiling now the challenge is for an entire movie
>>62829007
This is it
All the shit ones were sacrific for Zoolander 2
>>62829007
Return of the Jedi starring your mother as Jabba the Pizza Hutt
>>62827052
https://youtu.be/-nb12zFUIWM
Is Billy Zane in this?
He's a cool dude.
>>62829206
yes
shit looks funny
I loved the first one btw.
>dr. zoolander
>I'm interpol
>>62826837
>CGI bottle
But utterwise it's nice.
I don't know, man. It looks OK, really. It had jokes in the trailer.
>>62828851
Yeah. Well, it's a great scene for the trailer to attract the people who liked the first but aren't totally fucking cynical. For the rest of us it's an indicator of laziness, of course.
Looks terrible.
The exact same plot of the first film. Outdated model joins up into a conspiracy
>>62827550
its all Drake
Didnt Anchorman 2 bomb?
Why attempt it again?
>>62828979
To the /pol/ mobile!
i don't get it
is alien tumblr man supposed to be rick owens
>>62829879
Nah, he's a sexually-ambiguous model. Andrej/Andreja Pejic, maybeI want to suck and romance Andreja!
Is Zoolander stil married with the blonde chick from the first movie or Penélope Cruz is the new love interest?
>>62830340
>blonde chick
>implying she wasn't blacked like all american white people
T O P C U C K
>>62830340
She probably dies in a tragic modeling accident
>everything points to a copy paste rehash with gags that just won't be even half as funny the second time around
Went from interested to "maybe I'll watch it in a couple of years if I'm really bored".
>>62830340
Wasn't Zoolander supposed to have a teenage son on this movie?
>>62827197
>not directed by Malick
Dropped
>>62830954
Imagine what it'd be like to have Malick compose the Magnum shot. Truly a religious experience
Fingers crossed for another Trump cameo.
>tattoo piano key necktie
LOST MY SHIT. I hope Billy Zane is in this, he's a cool dude.
>>62827171
this.
>dat piano key necktie tattoo
>>62830988
that would be awesome
No one has mentioned this yet
>Screenwritten by Justin Theroux
Louis II: I'll Take Brad's The Leftover's Too is a pretty terrible screenwriter
>Tropic Thunder
Only good because the actors saved it, too much plot and action for quality set-up
>Iron Man 2
>Rock of Ages
>>62832167
The trailer was funny, no one cares
>oh fudge
I kek'd desu
>>62832167
Tropic thunder was great and it showed Ben's competance as a writer and director
>>62832209
It wasn't, though; the only decent parts were the knife gag and the piano-key necktie tattoo.
>>62832250
I'm glad you speak for the entire board and the planet, autismo.
>>62832265
You gave up the ability to call anyone an autist or buzzkill when you first posted here at the ripe age of twelve.
>>62832250
>the only decent parts were the knife gag and the piano-key necktie tattoo
that's just like, your opinion, man
wow, you guys must be fun at parties
smhtbhfam
You really can't top Orange Mocha Frappuccinos, Merman, Billy Zane, or Break Dance Fighting.
No way this is better then the original, but I'll watch it eventually. It's like Airplane 2...like yeah I can watch it but it doesn't hold a candle to the first one.
Serious talk
Why are these guys (Ferrel, Stiller, Sandler...) still making movies? My guess is they're profitable enough so they're allowed to but holy shit this looks bad.
Ballstein better be back
I WANNA HIT THAT HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62829007
hotshots part deux
army of darkness
.....the naked gun sequels
I just rewatched the film for the first time in a while and it still holds up
It's so fucking good
I think it looks pretty funny, Stiller's directing collection so far has been pretty solid
>>62832557
Maybe they enjoy it?
>>62832421
lel
>"Just want to let everybody know that this is NOT the full #Zoolander2 movie," the self-proclaimed "#1 male model in the world" captioned. "The real movie is like at least 11 million times longer."
kek based Ben
OWEN WILSON'S NOSE IS SO DISTRACTING
>>62830340
>>62830366
>>62830371
The blonde chick was played by Ben Stiller's wife and they're still married so I guess Penelope Cruz will go to Hansel
>>62827098
that actually triggered me too
>>62832691
Link?
>>62833018
https://instagram.com/p/-NHSR_HMDg/?taken-by=zoolander
>>62832691
The movie is 52 years long? Pretty good.
>>62826994
it was a plot device. the celebrities getting killed all make blue steel before they die
>self-righteous arrogant twats like Justin Bieber parody themselves in movies
God damn. I hate this new trend of hypocrisy.
>written by justin theroux and ben stiller
Well at least this isn't some studio cash in thrown together by execs trying to make a quick buck. I'm still worried it won't be great, but I'm a little more hopeful than I could be.
>>62833830
>YOU OWEN ME YO ASS, BITCH.
#hype desu senpai
>>62827134
Did you not fucking see Zoolander? They were stopping terrorists. Just because bieber does some retarded wall walking doesn't mean it's an action comedy.
>>62827197
Point taken Anon. Good think meme master Anon is here to suggest the genius idea of Will Ferrell not acting like Mugatu at all.
>>62826837
D R O P P E D
YT comments have to be worst cancer in the universe jesus fucking christ
>>62829757
when I see posts like these I seriously wonder what planet you faggots live on.
>>62834861
Yeah youtube, not /tv/
>>62834806
Been living under a rock have we?
Ben Stiller looks evil to me. I don't know what it is about him. He just looks like the type of human being Satan would become if he wanted to take a human form. Something about his eyes maybe. Like he may worship goats or Bahomet in his underground sanctuary
anyone else feel this way?
>>62834925
How could you be raised by this guy and not look evil?
>>62827180
holy shit please leave this website,
this is one of the few times in almost a decade on 4chan i told this to someone, but please leave you fucking newfag
>>62826837
God damn that looked stupid.
>>62833830
Holy shit!! What is that from?
>>62834925
My uncle does security on his sets. He has a "no contact" clause in his contract. They aren't allowed to talk to him or even look at him in the eye. If he sneezed and you say "bless you" you'll be fired.
Maybe it's easier for him to stay in character that way or maybe he's just a asshole who can get away with it.
>>62827098
he fucking didn't turn right so it's not Magnum. Are they even trying?
>>62835351
I saw Ben Stiller at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>62835880
fuck sorry I mean left.
>>62827096
>It's Justin GAYber
>>62835250
Hall Pass
>>62826837
JUSTIN FREAKING BIEBER OMFGG YASSSS!!
>>62835351
That's what I would do desu
>>62827066
Well that's kinda unreasonable to expect a dead man to show up in a movie.
>>62829118
>>62827073
>>62827063
pretty sure he was being sarcastic f a m. That gag is almost as old as hoo's on first.
Every kind of joke has been done though, it's how you use them. The way artists all work with the same paints and brushes.
>>62827136
>normie comes from /pol/
reddit pls go, it's not that 4chan and reddit are 'rivals' it's that redditors like you are annoying and stupid.
>wasting shit like the Mugatu muscle suit reveal in the trailer
Why?
>>62836801
it can be difficult to show simple set up free gags in a comedy trailer
>>62827550
It's all kids who think bashing bieber is still some hilarious joke
Yeah his music is shit but pay me millions to makle music that shitty and id do it
>>62829007
Comedy sequels are the hardest kind of sequel to pull off. Narrative is secondary to jokes so you can't just rely on continuing it, the characters are usually boxed in to a certain kind of joke (vain, stupid in this case)
The two major ways to approach it are to not really change anything, just try to provide the same exact movie but tweeked.
This is what hangover 2 did, same plot same jokes but different place and characters in different roles.
The other thing you can do is go way more extreme with your character jokes. Someone was kinda stupid in the first? Make them off the wall unbelievably stupid in the second.
This is what anchorman 2 did. A lot of similar things to the first but all cranked up to 11.
Both were failures. It's very difficult to take character comedy that is often used in movies into sequels, there isn't a lot of room to grow and introduce too many new characters and you risk alienating the people watching just for references to the first.
>>62836006
This doesn't sound real, that is /r9k/ level autism trying to be comedic
that was definitely not as bad as i expected it to be
will pirate/10
I've never seen Zoolander. Is it worth watching now?
>>62837580
A lot of the jokes were topical, like the really tiny phone bit
I'm glad they're making fun of transfaggots in this new one though, twatter reactions gonna be funny
>>62828636
he was the dj in the first one
>>62836541
DAVID F*CKING BOWIE OH MY GAWWWWD!!!!!!!1!!!!!1
>>62829007
Horrible Bosses 2 was good
>>62837660
>amiliar enough with the industry to know it’s becoming more open to models of all genders but not familiar enough to know that a cheap joke about an ostensibly trans or gender fluid person’s genitalia is retrograde bitchassness. Not funny, you cishet fuckboys.
http://themuse.jezebel.com/the-zoolander-2-trailer-is-here-with-a-shitty-trans-jo-1743252110
>I know, I know—this is all just comedy, and just funny, and just jokes! But this is tired, man. Making jokes about women and LGBT people and...well, basically anyone other than straight white dudes is lazy, it's boring, and it's also, like, not funny. Also, it's bigoted, so there's that.
Meanwhile, have you guys seen Master of None? Aziz Ansari managed to make a whole TV show about people other than straight white men with no jokes at the expense of anyone's race or gender or sexual orientation. A whole show!
http://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/the-zoolander-2-trailer-is-sexist-and-homophobic-so-thats-a-bummer/
It's already begun, la magazine article literally has the header 'it's 2015'
>>62837796
>genitalia is retrograde bitchassness. Not funny, you cishet fuckboys.
>this is considered journalism in 2015
>>62829007
Scary Movie3
>>62837206
Both weren't failures though. Anchorman did $173mil on a $50mil budget, which is good enough. Hangover 2 did almost $600mil on an $80mil budget.
>>62829007
22 Jump Street
>>62837796
Have you seen that show, though? It is goddaman awful.
>>62829007
Hotshots Part Deux
get fukt nigger
>>62837915
Money =/= good
Most people were disappointed by both.
>>62837922
eh was pretty disappointing again. They tried a different tactic of breaking the 4th wall by having the characters sort of sarcastically go 'we'll have to (insert thing they did in the first one)' basically making light of them being stuck in the same structure of movie with similar or identical comedic concepts.
>>62837996
the "Meanwhile, have you guys seen Master of None? Aziz Ansari managed to make a whole TV show about people other than straight white men with no jokes at the expense of anyone's race or gender or sexual orientation. A whole show!" was part of the quote, I copy pastad directly so it didn't turn into greentext like the first part.
>>"I know, I know—this is all just comedy, and just funny, and just jokes! But this is tired, man. Making jokes about women and LGBT people and...well, basically anyone other than straight white dudes is lazy, it's boring, and it's also, like, not funny. Also, it's bigoted, so there's that. Meanwhile, have you guys seen Master of None? Aziz Ansari managed to make a whole TV show about people other than straight white men with no jokes at the expense of anyone's race or gender or sexual orientation. A whole show!"
http://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/the-zoolander-2-trailer-is-sexist-and-homophobic-so-thats-a-bummer/
if you dont think this is the dopest shit then youre basically retarded and should fuck off
>>62838015
22 Jump Street was good u fgt
>>62838001
>Hotshots
>Sheen
>>62838104
Is this bait? The first one wasn't even good. And the show was much farther down the shitpipe
>>62838205
Both of them were great though.
>>62827404
I bet that'll be a big joke, he's so dumb he's forgetting it's supposed be the other way and when he remembers it'll work again
>>62838015
No shit. But it still doesn't change the fact that despite your opinions on them, both were commercially successful.
Zoolander isn't some arthaus piece. They're not going for awards or to be some sort of brilliant comedy film. It's a slapstick popculture satire sequel that they're hoping to have fun with and possibly make enough for them to maybe get another sequel.
Hope Christine Taylor makes a cameo at least despite her retirement from acting.
Always happy to see penelope cruz though
>>62838322
it's not about being arthaus piece retard it's whether people liked it, they went to see it not knowing what they were gonna get and were disappointed you brain dead mongloid.
>>62838322
>that they're hoping to have fun with and possibly make enough for them to maybe get another sequel.
do you actually think this is how hollywood works? rofl you're dumb. They aren't just some group of friends trying to fund their next project.
>>62838078
>Making jokes about women and LGBT people and...well, basically anyone other than straight white dudes is lazy, it's boring, and it's also, like, not funny
But the whole movie is based on making fun of an attractive straight white dude?
Do these people only see red when they've been triggered?
>>62838296
You people make me sick
WAKE ME UP
If you have any strong emotions for or against Justin Bieber than you are under the age of 18 and should be unceremoniously banned
god damn, penelope looks good. would gladly race mix with her
>>62835351
>Maybe it's easier for him to stay in character that way
Probably this
>>62837206
Part of the problem with comedy sequels is that comedy is the one genre where wit is more important than anything else.
>>62833830
>>62835250
guess the directors
>>62834806
>Stiller
>Jewish
Pull the other one.
>>62837580
This first half starts slow but it'll get funnier in the second half.
>>62840554
It can only be the Farrelly Brothers, the biggest literal keks in Hollywood
Hello reddit
It wasn't that bad tbqh, had its weak moments tho
might watch
Wow, Stiller's really well preserved.
>>62826994
thats family guy's effect on humor. back in the day the simpsons used to make a reference but then make an actual joke with the reference and it was funny.... then family guy came along and was just like LOL REFERENCE.. DO YOU GET IT?!?!? FUNNY!!!! [trevor noah continues smiling and outright laughs so you know that you're supposed to laugh too]
but yeah, nowadays the humor is merely getting the old reference and laughing at the actual reference because you know it my guess is that focus groups have sat down and determined that making subtle/clever references might alienate a portion of the audience, so rather than challenge people to laugh at humor you just go with DUDE REFERENCE LOL and that way you dont alienate anyone by being more inclusive with your humor.
>>62827171
It was re-branded. Get with the times.
>>62826994
thats family guy's effect on humor. back in the day the simpsons used to make a reference but then make an actual joke with the reference and it was funny.... then family guy came along and was just like LOL REFERENCE.. DO YOU GET IT?!?!? FUNNY!!!! [trevor noah continues smiling and outright laughs so you know that you're supposed to laugh too]
but yeah, nowadays the humor is merely getting the old reference and laughing at the actual reference because you know it my guess is that focus groups have sat down and determined that making subtle/clever references might alienate a portion of the audience, so rather than challenge people to laugh at actual humor you just go with DUDE REFERENCE LOL and that way you dont alienate anyone by being more inclusive with your humor.
btw i love how the shill/s in this thread are basically self-identifying with "tbqh" =D
>>62827550
wtf? so now it's inherently "4chan" to like bieber because he makes millions and >you have to respect that and rah rah rah blah blah blah it's >reddit to hate/on bieber?
seriously, talk about contrarian edgelords here... there's literally nothing likeable about bieber unless you look at him and wanna fuck him, so it's either that we have tryhard edgelordery en masse or...... oh wait a second, i think i get it now. since there's no girls on the internet i wonder what kind of people would unironically like bieber?
>pickle smoochers
yeap, 4chan or at least /tv/ is loaded with pickle smoochers! baka. just baka.
>>62827842
your file name got my heart racing cuz i thought that wendy williams had recently talked abut POOTIE TANG, aka one of the non-greatest non-greatest movies ever!
yeah in other words it just sucked.... but since i suck i've always found POOTIE TANG to be so much more than a movie.... it's basically a blueprint for my way of life. so by extension POOTIE TANG IS LIFE!!!! and your file name had me thinking that people were starting to come around to that way of thought and i could finally leave my grandma's basement and congregate with people who understood me.....
....but alas, when i saw the full file name it was wendy williams talks poot lovato [blah blah blah].jpg and my hopes were dashed. i guess it's another 5 years minimum in the basement until we hopefully get far enough away from POOTIE TANG's release that it can be considered a cult classic.
>>62829007
the big lebowski 2: electric dudealoo
>>62841411
>pickle smoochers
If you think you're funny or cool for bashing bieber, you're like that 12 year old who thinks he's cool for always talking about how santa isnt real. You would have to be a child to care.
He's just some kid who made some money making shit music, who gives a fuck.
>>62841585
like i said, tryhard edgelords here.
not liking bieber has nothing to do with me being cool, as i'm quite sure that i'm all kinds of uncool.... but that's besides the point.
you know how people make fun of hipsters for >irony? you're doing the same shit here. after years of bieber being a walking talking punchline to everyone outside of the 8-14 year old girl demographic, now you're trying to go around and claim that people are in the wrong for going "fuck that guy" because it's some massive sign of conformity to diss bieber.
seriously, who's the 12 year old kid thinking he's cool for being contrarian here?
>>62826837
Twolander?
>>62841692
>everyone else said it so it's funny
It was never funny, those jokes were mostly made by underage millennials like you and the 'punchline' was 'hey guise bieber music bad rite'
I never gave a shit, anyone who wasn't a tween idiot never gave a shit. This is my point, you're a child who just finds whatever the majority of people your age are saying to be hilarious.
>written by justin theroux and ben stiller
>justin theroux
kevin what the fuck are you thinking
>>62841780
am i child? i think you need to mention that i'm <15 years old a few more times to really drive this point home. people sitting on the fence are like "well they both have some points but i don't know if the anti-bieber guy is wrong by default because he's a child"
so basically...
>you're a child, you underaged millennial, and you think it's funny because you're like everyone else which is what you do when you're a child, kid. try growing up and making your own opinions you jailbait..... you fucking child!
and where am i trying to be funny? hell, where am i even saying i have strong thoughts on bieber? i was just pointing out that going out of your way to be vehemently pro-bieber or at least anti-anti-bieber wreaks of tryhard edgelordism cuz you're basically saying "EVERYONE THINKS [THIS] SO I'M GOING TO THINK THE OPPOSITE BECAUSE IT MAKES ME UNIQUE AND INDIVIDUAL AND NON-CONFORMIST AND THEREFORE FRESH AND HIP"
seriously dude, you're just going to call me a child cuz it's clearly all you've got to go with for the ad-hominem, but one of us here is totally acting like a raging child.... cuz you know you're doing the equivalent of seeing a fat person and thinking if you call them FATTYCAKES 45 times in 60 seconds that has way more punch than merely calling them fat 5 times in 60 seconds.
>>62841931
not even gonna read this garbled angry shit. You think anyone who doesn't go along with what your millennial buds think is funny is just trying to be hipster, you're an idiotic child. Mentally if not physically.
I'd rather just get starsky and hutch 2 to be honest
>>62841931
Reddit is the website for you my friend.
>>62842076
>41 years old
how
>>62841240
hahah
>>62842000
lol so to recap, you go....
>YOU'RE A CHILD YOU'RE A CHILD YOU'RE A CHILD YOU JUST WANNA BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE CUZ YOU'RE A CHILD
then i point out all the flaws in that and it's
>*PLUGS EARS* NYAH NYAH NYAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU
like i said, you're a contrarian edgelord. i love the way you even waited a minute to samefag a 2nd response to me to throw in another reddit jab.
i guess this is what i get for arguing with 12 year olds. sure is psychological displacement up in your arguments, eh?
That was terrible