>ask mom to arrange my DVDs by theme
>she arranges them by motif
is this the start of an epic new meme?
Great thread.
Expect a screencap of this to show up on reddit.
>>62815127
god damn dude that sucks. i feel for you man.
i arrange my movies autobiographically but when i came home one day my boyfriend rearranged them alphabetically, i was pissed for weeks before just fixing them myself.
>>62815127
dumb frog poster
How do you sort your motion pictures, lads? I already sort my films by the subtext so I'm wondering if it's ok to do it with motion pictures too?
>>62815127
could've been worse, she could've arranged by leitmotif
>ask mom to arrange my DVD collection
>she puts some flicks with my films
>>62815269
Unacceptable
>>62815250
Chronologically
>>62815208
london
>ask mom to rearrange vietnam dvds
>it ain't me starts playing
>arrange DVCPRO-M kino by concept
>mom replaces them with U-matic flicks and arranges them by feeling
fuck this gay earth
>>62815313
she has a boyfriend you faggot
also stop your ironic shitposting
>>62815269
Why do you own any flicks you fucking pleb faggot?
>>62815250
Randomly with all the sequels in order obviously.
Y-Yes I still buy DVDs...
>>62815358
>ironic
>shitposting
>>62815382
because fuck you that's why
>>62815397
why not blu rays, do you like shitty yify quality?
>Arrange DVD collection because mom passed away
>alphabetical in each genre
>genres: action/drama, comedy, tv, documentary
>stack DVDs horizontally so I don't have to strain my head sideways to read titles
>be alone forever and no one ever appreciates massive, eclectic, easy to read DVD collection
>mfw
>>62815460
Them too, but I tend to get old stuff which is not always available in blu ray. And some of them are way too expensive so I'd rather get an used DVD.
>>62815127
>ask mom to arrange my DVDs by theme
>she arranges theme by meme
>>62815441
>green
>text
the london meme isn't even funny anymore. people just use it to shitpost and it's gotten to the point where people use it ironically whenever a girl is a around. It's not funny at all anymore just shits up the board. People need to stop, hence why I said, stop your ironic shitposting.
>ask mom to arrange my computer files
>throws away my YIFY rips
>>62815582
sometime just wish i could s*ge posts
please take your redditism out of my thread
>my best and only friend burned my entire VHS collection
>someone contacts me through him
>tells me they have an even bigger archive that they are willing to donate to me
>the archive is in Victorville, California
everything went better than expected
>>62815713
love a good success story
>>62815127
>Mum mixes my Betamaxes with my VHS tapes.
FUCKING CHRIST MUM HOW HARD IS IT
JESUS THIS SHIT IS WHY DAD LEFT YOU
>ask my wife's son to arrange his movies in alphabetical order
>he calls me a kek
>>62815704
make me nigga
pro tip: You can't.
>>62815568
How many copies of Dark Knight Rises do you own?
>>62815582
>"Can we please try to preserve this board's quality, guys? If we're not careful, there could be unfunny memes all over /tv/!"
>>62815713
DvD was shit and you should feel bad about ruining the franchise
>put bologna in dvd player
>bologna starts playing
>>62815208
london
>>62815803
That's why you should follow my advice years ago. /tv/ is garbage because of attitudes like yours.
>>62815904
fuck you shitposter
>being a buyfag
>you are still a buyfag
>>62815858
Why would you put bologna in your dvd player?
>>62815934
dont reply to me if you have nothing to say
>>62815966
How else do you play it?
>>62815713
>Victorville
enjoy having the DEA kick down your door for being an accessory to meth distribution
>captcha MemEsv may
>>62816010
stay mad friend :^)
>>62815127
> Asking mum
>>>/trash/
>>62816205
GET OUTTA HERE
>Ask mom to clean my room
>remember I have a cumshirt on the floor next to my bed
>>62815250
By the date
>>62816176
learn to read then read the post again please
>>62816522
All of them are in the 'none' category ;-;
>>62816379
>mom asks me what are these stains on my shirt
>say I don't know
>realize the I've been cumming on my stomach without realizing it
>have to buy new white t-shirts because nearly everyone of my shirts are stained
ayy
>>62815163
>you think it's the start of an epic new meme
>it's actually the beginning of a grandiose recurring internet joke
>>62815669
>ask mom to do that
>she finds me cunny folder
>she arranges them by age
>>62816608
what a good mom
>Make a meme thread
>People actually reply
>ask mom to arrange DVDs by age the director created them
>arranges them by directors age per director
Reeeeeeee
>ask mom to arrange tendies by flavor
>she arranges them by temperature
>>62815582
beta whiteknight detected
By aspect ratio
>>62815208
london
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>>62815180
Be sure to tell us about it.
>>62815250
I used to have a system where they were simultaneously sorted by genre, year of production, alphabetically and my opinion of their quality. That isn't a meme, I was fucking allergic to vagina at the time, now I just have the disks in a big folder and binned the cases.
>>62818444
The weird thing is I didn't even have a tv at the time. One day I bought 19 dvds and I didn't have a dvd player.
>>62815208
is that supposed to be funny?
also
L O N D O N
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>>62815127
I arrange my movies alphabetically by primary creative influence.
For instance "Network" goes in C for Paddy Chayefsky but most are just the directors' name.
I'm also not joking. I actually do this.
>having a shower at the local cinema
>have a sudden, strange premonition
>let Tyrone finish cumming in my ass before quickly getting out of the shower
>grab my cell and immediately call my mother
>she's rearranged all my movies according to the amount of cum socks she had to wash around the time I got each movie in descending order
>can no longer enjoy my crab legs at the theatre now that I know this
>get upset and draw attention
>security notices I'm alone and kicks me out because no singles policy
>wouldn't even let me keep my butter bucket
>>62818790
>>62816608
>tfw mum is better at getting sauce than you
>>62816568
>literally walk around with cum stains on my shirts and shorts 24/7
>don't give a fuck lad
>>62815127
>Dancing with 10/10 ultra qt at club by my apartment
>Doing nofap and hadn't had sex in almost two months
>End up taking her back to my apartment
>We start making out and stripping down on our way to the bedroom
>Take off my pants and my grey boxer briefs are covered in wet spots from me precumming a bunch of times from her rubbing her ass on me
>She looks at me like I'm a filthy degenerate with a drippy dong
>Strong arm her into my bedroom and say it was because she got me really excited
>She doesn't really seem too into it anymore until I unleash the beast
>Makes me wear a condom but still lets me get it in
>Take off the condom halfway through without telling her and jizz all the way up her back into her hair when I bust a nut
>Trade numbers and tell her to get the fuck out because I want to eat pizza and sleep
>She still calls to fuck 2-3 times a week
>Pissed on her butthole last weekend for the lulz
>She still called tonight
>Didn't answer because I was busy funposting
I arrange my motion pictures by the birth date of the director.
>ask mom to arrange my DVDs in order of my favorite themes
>she mixes the feminism films up with the science fiction flicks
>doesn't even organize the mind control motion pictures
Fucking moms
>>62822021
All of your dvd shelves must merge together with an empty center, waiting for Star Wars Episode 7.
>gf's boyfriend is staying in our house
>he doesn't even bother to arrange the DVDs after he watches them
>my gf told me to be a good host and let him take the bed, so I've had a lot of time to organize them since I sleep on the couch
I've been thinking about rearranging them based on the director's vision, but I'm not sure what to do with the Lars Von Trier then...
>>62815127
>ask a fa/tv/irgin friend of mine to arrange my Blu-rays™ by IMDB rating
>he arranges them by horizontal resolution and leaves a piss-puddle on the couch
>>62822166
iktf
>>62822166
Ey nigga you need to stop typing so loud and bring us some vegetable oil.
>>62822166
>gf's boyfriend
my sides
