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Literally perfect.
literally who?
>>62813502
Please no, they already took Wishaw. Don't take another.
Not black enough.
>>62813502
That's actually really good. Fucking hate Craig, ugly, manlet, blockhead, blond, seriously what were they thinking?
Women and blacks btfo
>pro-Republic Irishman
>acting as symbol of British imperialism
I doubt he would even audition for it.
>mfw a friend of mine hated MacBeth because having "Magneto" in the titular role took them right out of the movie
>>62813502
I hope they give him Connery big, thick eyebrows in makeup.
He'll seem happy-go-lucky and yet paradoxically, always on the verge of glowering at someone.
>>62813590
>craig
>bond
>>62813604
uhh...hehe...excuse me but I think you mean Daniel Craig is a poor man's Jason Issacs
>>62813590
nah, Fassbender looks way too clean, someone more rough looking like craig or >>62813585 fits better
>>62813502
>not 6'2''
Not gonna happen.
>>62813609
uh, no anon.
he wouldn't audition because he has INTEGRITY and is a SERIOUS ACTOR
>>62813635
Did you even read my post you fucking idiot?
It'll be Jamie Foxx because fuck this planet.
>>62813620
>he watches movie versions of shakespeare plays
holy shit can you be anymore pleb?
Can we have a bond that isn't old and balding please
>>62813590
>"men"** like this poster exist today
cringe
>>62813639
>rough looking fits better
does this motherfucker look "rough" to you?
>>62813684
No.
The only choice
>>62813684
I got u famm
>>62813728
First gay James Bond. Very progressive. I'm impressed
>>62813714
get with the times grandpa
>>62813727
Zero charisma.
>>62813684
No because Bond is canonically middle/late middle age and balding. See the original artwork.
What's wrong, apeman? Does it trigger you that a man with a receding hairline is the archetypal sex symbol of Western literature? Stay keked.
>>62813727
same problem with fassbender, he looks to nice/clean/passive
>>62813765
You have zero balls.
>>62813813
Your mom quite liked them in her whore mouth.
He looks more like an SS officer than a suave British 00 agent
>>62813820
this, I mean it's nearly 2016 come on
>>62813834
>she liked no balls in her mouth
you dumb
nice try op, this is the next bond.
>>62813865
>nearly 2016
It's the 21st century.
JUST
>>62813820
>AYYY YOO NIGGA YOU WHACK? YOU THINK I FINNA RAT ON MUH HOMIES?
>Uhhh no I expect you're "finna" die?
>>62813917
DIVERSIFY
>>62813877
>bond. JEMSHEHJSDKAJbond
Petition for Nicki Minaj to play the next James Bond
>>62813834
>quite liked
lol what a fancy boy
>>62813860
Which is why he is perfect in this age of the cuk.
>No Bond movie with Fassbender gunning down every last muslim and black he sees.
Bond was always a stand in for the beautiful noble white man battling the disgusting foreigners. Bring those days back.
>>62813913
He looks like the sidekick to a Die Hard villain.
>>62813940
T H I S
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>>62813940
The franchise has become so artificial, maybe she'd be appropriate.
>>62813980
She'd be the GOAT Bond.
>>62813940
Sex scene where she sits on Bond's face and makes him eat her farts?
>>62814181
She would be Bond, retard.
>>62814234
that's a terrible idea
>>62813940
>>62814024
>>62814131
>>62814321
Disgusting, there's only one girl that can appear in the next james bond movie
I'm not gay but Fassbender is legit handsome as fuck
I wish i was as aryan as him
>>62813744
Dan Stevens isn't gay
>>62813728
Yes please.
>>62814181
>No Bond, I expect you to die
>[proceeds to smother Bond to death]
>>62814181
bond villian
>wanting to waste the modern Marlon Brando on a shitty action franchise
why?
>>62813940
only if it's played completely straight and everyone interacts with her as if she's a suave, white guy
>>62815474
Of course.
>>62813590
how fucking retarted can a post like this be?
Where does this come from this idea that Bond is anything but a clean and youthful looking man?
Did Craig really ruin the franchise that much for you 17 year olds who didn't grow up with a Brosnan Bond?
Brosnan, Dalton, and Lazenby were all clean and youthful. Connery (only in his later films) and Moore had a little more of that roughness to them, and so they had to even the score 3/3 with Craig.
It's time though to go back to slick youthful look. Personally think Fassbender is too teutonic looking but he has the cleanness in his face.
>>62815337
I can't wait until he gets bloated and insane
>>62814383
>big buy as Bond
>Lana as Bond girl
>>62813940
Not Nicky, Ronan. She does the entire movie in her ronan voice.
>>62814407
It's not gay for a man to want to be fucked by Fassbender. They don't call him Fassbender the AssEnder for no reason.
>>62813728
way to young, needs to be pushing 40, that dude is barely 30.
>>62813590
>implying manlets aren't the ultimate operators
>>62815852
Roman*
>>62813639
>>62813801
>all this craig dick stroking
reminder: the best bond was clean looking
>>62816013
Oh, is that what it is? I've never seen it written. Anyway, she should do that.
>>62816068
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtT_WRU77F0
You are objectively wrong if you think he isn't the correct Bond choice.
You all know who it's gonna be.
>>62813590
while I don't agree with all of this, casting Craig as Bond is one of the worst casting decisions ever. Casting a grandpa for a Bond for fuck's sake.
I really hope they'd cast Elba or Chijofor as the next Bond though to revitalize this dying franchise.
Spectre was such a fucking flop. http://thegossiplife.com/2015/10/21/the-scoop-on-spectre/
It absolutely has to be Fassbender.
>>62813502
omg do not tease meh XDXDXD JK LOLERS!
>>62816292
Elbe is too old.
Do you mean Ejiofor?
Never seen him in anything but his looks are really soft.
Like: "Blofeld is holding the worlds water for ransom!"
"Oh, i hope you guys can work something out."
>>62816292
>Black guy as James Bond
Found the jew.
>>62813676
>implying Coriolanus wasn't based
>>62816292
>complains about casting a grandpa
>wants to cast someone who's 43, 6 years older than when Craig was given the part
the ironing
>>62816292
>complains about casting
>wants to cast a nigger
Holy fuck you're what's wrong with everything in movies today. Diversifying shit just for the fuck of it and saying you're "revitalizing" the franchise. Bet you're getting a ton of kicks out of this all female Ghostbusters remake too aren't ya?
>>62816148
He only plays villains
>>62816158
what's wrong with his faaaaaaaaaace?
>>62816710
The Ghetto Gatsby was good too? right? wrong.
>>62813502
How does he do it.......
He would make a bad ass Bond. Though I have to say he did get his ass beat by Gina Carano, lucky bastard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpLErgPHt_o
>>62816472
> Le black people bad :^
>>62814383
But that's not Emily Blunt
Fass4Bond! The hero we need.
>>62813502
He's too much of a German, better off casting pure-born Black Brits than him.
I'd say Hiddlestone can provide new, fresh take of Bond. Not much of someone that can kick your ass, but much intelligent and tactile Bond.
>>62816918
Acting.
>>62816058
>brosnan
>best bond
>>62813714
>we will never have anglo-saxon actors again.
>we will just live in a world with nepotism jews and blacks for the foreseeable future.
>>62813502
When will you faggots conceive that they can't cast someone who's already popular. Craig was literally who before he became Bond. As much as I like Michael, he's a no-no.
>>62813502
Looks just like the sketch.
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