lol
TAKE ME ON YOUR MIGHTY WINGS
TAKE ME ON YOUR MIGHTY WINGS TONIIIIIGHT
>he's now The Ice-Cream Man instead of The Iceman.
It's not confirmed if he's doing the movie, he's backtracked on his statement. Apparently he's in talks, though.
>>62809809
SAVAGE
Val is a perfect name for the fat lesbian that he had become. I wonder if his call sign in the movie will be "Ice Cream Man"?
>>62809809
Now I want to join the ARMYSeriously, I want to do it how does it work, how do I became a marine?
>>62809809
Does tom still want to use REAL jets? Because that's awesome.
>>62809809
i re-watched top gun, and literally, its true, its entirely about the gay way.
the volleyball seen- everyone with shirt off means gay - tom cruis partner - has shirt. tom himself - no shirt. but when they win - he puts on his shirt (saying no to the gay way at that point) and walks
>>62810177
hi redit
>>62810177
If you can actually notice all that when you're watching a movie about airplanes then you're the one who's gay
>>62809809
Id like to see Kelly Mcgillis reprise her role as Maverick's love interest.
>>62809970
by joining the navy and being a faggot.
>>62810376
Ew, no. Unlike Tom she aged like shit.
>>62810406
But I don't want to join the Navy, I want to join the Marines. I'm not doing anything good with my life since college.
if he survives the cancer.
>>62810376
Why
>>62810434
Recruitement center you fag. Or marines.com or google you fuckhead REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62810462
GIVE ME YOUR LIFEFORCE
>>62810058
He's gone on the record saying he'll only agree to do the movie if he gets to fly in one again.
>>62810470
Thanks buddy.
anyways, are you going to see a movie today?
>>62810434
>I want to join the Marines
why
possibly the dumbest choice you can make
>>62810524
semper fi bitch
>>62810462
>"Tony, why are we filming my scenes first?"
>>62810427
>>62810462
You really don't see how hilarious that would be? She looked horrible in the first one why not continue the joke.
>>62810512
Dunno which.
>>62810524
this
I went to one of their recruitment centers shortly before graduation
it's a lot like jail. you have to wake up and go to sleep when they tell you, but you're supposed to enjoy it and feel patriotic
it's just a complete shitshow, I wouldn't wish that on anyone
I could understand if you were like living with your parents or never did well in school and are working minumum wage at 25, but other than that you would be better off literally anywhere else.
>>62810511
Fuck year
>>62810524
So, what choice should I make?
move to canada and join the canadian army instead?
>>62810586
I'm going to watch Jacob's ladder tonight, and later I'm going to continue with the script I'm doing about some junkie for a short film.
>>62810573
>She looked horrible in the first one
hold on now...
>>62810511
What plane could they do this with? The hornets and now the F-35 are single seaters. The first movie worked almost entirely because the F-14 was a two seater.
>>62810647
Hold on for what? To stop gagging at the sight of that pic?
>>62810675
>implying he won't fly alone
He has his pilot's license in real life, dollars to donuts he could do a crash course at top gun for real and be in the air within 6 months.
You cannot stop him.
>>62810647
She looks like a middle aged man trying to look like Kate Upton
HIGHWAY TO THE
>>62809970
Talk to a marine recruiter.
>>62810839
MEME ZONE
>>62810434
Join the Air Force so you at least have a chance at a career after you ETS
>>62810990
Ok. thanks dude.
>>62811015
You're welcome. Thanks for your future service
>>62810177
HAHAHHAH THE GAY MEME AM I RITE :D:D:D:D:D
LETS FORCE THE GAY BECAUSE I AM TOO
>>62810376
But Val Kilmer's character was Maverick's love interest
>all this disrespect for Kilmer
I'm too old for this shit
Isn't he dying of throat cancer? He wants to waste the last months of his life doing a sequel?
>>62809970
>how do I became a marine
By being so literally retarded that you can't get into the Airforce, Navy or Army. Basically hangout on /b/ for a month then go to a Marine recruiter.
>>62809809
I'm in the Air Force at a Fighter Wing and I can confirm these movies to be 100% truth
>>62810462
>that line under he nose
what is that? a scar?
>>62812108
So, it's a better option to join the army or the airforce?
Ok, I will do it.
>>62812175
If you are smart enough go Airforce, preferably a maintenance job. Shit is pretty nice and once you get out you'll have a ton of experience you can use to work at companies like Boeing or GE.
>>62812175
Air Force
>>62812256
this isn't exactly true its highly dependent on what maintenance. Lets say you work on F-16s a lot of the shit on F-16s doesn't translate into the civ life. Welding is always a safe bet though
>>62812294
You can get a civilian contractor job at any number of bases that has f-16s. Plus I'm using maintenance as a catch all for working on engines, sheet metal, non destructive inspection, hydraulics and all that shit.
>>62810763
>>62810720
DUDE EDGY 2 DA XTREM3 LOL
>>62812175
Thanks for your service
Hopefully he gets into shape for it
>>62812473
No problem, Getting in the Air Force sounds good.
Also we need Top Gun 2.
>dating girl in HS
>she tells me how she thinks the song "take my breath away" is romantic
>play it for her when we start making out
>asks me if I want to go to my room
>decline thinking it was taking things too fast
>she breaks up with me the next day or so
WHY DIDNT I GIVE HER THE D
>wanting a love interest
No. Fuck it. Edge of Tomorrow and MI5 were fine without it.
Do I need good eyesight to be in the airforce
>>62812546
Did you get called to a carrier on the Indian Ocean 24 hours later only to shoot down Soviet fighters?
>>62812644
Depends on what you want to do. What do you want to do?
>>62812668
Not flying planes
>>62810524
>not being the best and joining 1st Recon
>>62812699
Uhhhh, if you don't want to fly then why are you joining the Air Force? All they do is fly
>>62812707
>"special" forces
>>62809809
>using jewbook
you're the problem, anon.
you are.
>>62812804
Stay mad, kiddo.
>>62812647
lol
>>62812854
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