ITT: we come up with new TD lines.
"It's a cold, cold world, Marty. *lights a cigarette* And I forgot a Jacket."
"You are a... *lights a cigarette* big guy"
this thread feels like someones memory of a meme...
and the memory's fading
>>62797774
"For...*lighting a cigarette* you"
"The justice system is a one big forest, Marty. *lights cigarette* And all it takes to light it all up on fire is one little spark. *throws cigarette to the ground*
>>62797751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QLSRMoKKS0
The consequences are going to rain down on me...
*lights a cigarette*
...and I can't find my umbrella.
they're just apes *lights a cigarette* pretending to be people
Yellow king?
*takes a drag*
...still pink inside.
"The best thing that could've happened to all life on Earth would've been that Adam had died from an infection after his rib was removed."
"Man's true nature will reveal it self *lights cigarette* when the most glorified people on the planet are shells or the greatest killers in history."
You know you guys are just Vince-posting here right? These aren't really Rust quotes.
"Sometimes your worst self.. *lights cigarette* Is your best self."
>>62798886
*takes out box of cigarettes8
*slowly taps one out*
*lights it and takes a deep drag*
*gives an intense upward glance*
"no u"
You are Vinceposting wrong
>>62797751
They say life's a gift
*lights cigarette*
But you know marty, it wasn't even fucking christmas
>>62798886
*light cigarette* "I suspect, you're one of those people that believe in God"
>>62798886
That question is irrelevant. *lights cigarette* you better start asking the right fucking questions.
>>62798886
My senpai is goner
"downs a bottle of painkillers
But das ok
It's a dark world we live in
*lights cigarette*
good thing i have a lighter
>>62798886
what do you think the average iq of this board is?
*takes a strong puff of smoke*
>>62798886
"This... *light cigarette* is when a untermensch tries to bait"
So we're trying to do vinceposting?
"I really hate religion marty"
*unsheathes katana*
"I killed a guy once, it was...good"
*stares at ambiguous vortex*
"Was it real marty?"
>>62799005
God?
*slight sarcastic chuckle*
*deep drag*
If God exists he's having a feast with your loved ones looking down on you while you're stuck in this senseless limbo you call your life. Now that's a great fucking God, uh?
*stands up and walks out*
>>62799176
"just as I suspected, you're mad of what i said the first time we visited your tent... *takes a drag and tosses the last of the cigarette* if you can't handle a reality without your God, i suggest you kill your self"
>>62797751
this is vinceposting.
nothing to do with season one.
now fuck off retard.
I think Vinceposting is a tragic misstep in True Detective memes. We became too self-aware. Shitposters created an aspect of TD separate from itself - they are memes that should not exist by natural law... They are memes that labor under the illusion of having a show, that accretion of good characters and dialog, written with total assurance that they're deep and good, when in fact everything's shit... I think the honorable thing for Nic Pizzolatto to do is to cancel his programming. Stop producing, fade silently into obscurity - one last Vince quote, /tv/ opting out of a raw meme.
>>62799176
You're a fag *inhales cigarette * but Not the ones I can smoke and fuck. So you're just *throws cig to ground* useless
>>62797751
>I dont fart Marty
>! just squeeze
>>62799078
Is this a TD video game?
>>62798047
Holy shit! I remember this!
What happened to that guys screenplay? I'm so fucking livered moe died right now.
When this shit hits 88mph Marty *inhales cig* you're gonna see some cool shit.
>>62799315
IT'S PAYNE!
>>62799317
lel no idea, but I remember it too and that's the first thing that sprung in my mind when I looked up this thread, and had to post it.
IIRC, that anon was trying to pitch the screenplay to Tom Hardy, right? Were there any other lines of this brilliance? I only remember that one..
>>62797751
"The outside world is our enemy, Marty! We're the only friends we got, Marty! It's just Rust and Marty! Rust and Marty and their adventures, Marty!"
>>62799387
Wow Rick and morty really went to town with that.
>>62799431
That was a weird thing they had going for the pilot episode. Rick would finish every other sentence with "Morty", they toned it down later on.
>>62797751
>You see, Marty... when the shit finally goes down, they will wish their asses would be clean and their pants still up. What they don't know is that... *lights cigarette* we are the toilet paper, and that this is a world of shit"
What does /tv/ smoke? Pic related.
![Silver-Haze-weed[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ZYZf1S.jpg "Silver-Haze-weed[1].jpg")
>>62799475
>>62799345
The umbrella line is the only thing that sticks out from memory.
That was really funny thread.
>>62799475
I don't smoke. It's 2015. I vape.
>>62799520
DUDE
>>62799520
Dude... What do you mean we are True Detectives now? LMAO
>>62799540
I am >>62799520 and I unironically vape. There's literally no disadvantage except people on the internet calling you a fedora.
>>62799540
IT'S 201T
Nah, vaping tastes like shit m8. I enjoy the taste of burning tobacco.
>>62799682
you forgot people in real life
if you know any
"Sometimes a man walks the hard road, the razors edge..."
*cosmic vortex opens in corner of room*
"Other times, he just cries while the bull pleasures his wife."
>>62799837
People in real life have never heard of the fedora meme.
>>62799893
Yeah they just say "loser" or "creep"
>>62801422
No. I'm 6'1 and have an attractive face. I can get away with most creepy things. :^)
>>62801460
Normies get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62799872
You see it's all *takes a vape hit* bullshit morty
Marty, this is the story all about how...
>lights cigarette
...some kids got raped in a small Louisiana town.
We're nothin' but ants Marty *lights a cigarette* waitin' to get stepped on...
Ever hear any more from that chicken that crossed the road?
That's right, because i'm the road. And nobody fucking crosses me.
>>62801460
if you are overweight it will be creepy no matter how your face looks. The more fit you are the more you can get away with. I knowcause i'm 6'4'', fit, and socially awkward but can still get women
I like this new meme and I am not even joking
"Do you know what it takes, Marty? Do you really know what it takes to be a True Detective?"
>>62802681
DROPPED
Allahu *lights cigarette* Akbar *explodes*
>>62801460
i bet you're a chubby one.
>>62802642
>>62803160
I'm in good shape, though a little on the skinny side.
"Listen, Marty, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Marty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Marty. Rise above. Focus on science."
*lights a cigarette*...
*smokes cigarette*
>>62797989
he did it
"Marty, I guess you truly are a true detective"
*puts on sunglasses*
>>62799286
Fucking hack look at that retard face, hope this show gets cancelled fungunaka senpai and the protags made the fist season good.
>>62801952
Underrated post. Needs a sequel.
>>62797751
>Rust is based in Juan Ignacio Blanco, a popular spanish detective that almost resolved Alcasser crime in the mid of the 90s
