Jerry, taste this cantaloupe

nature's egg

cantaloupe always tastes like shit. Even "good" ones.

Why does the cantaloupe have to ruin honeydew by being too sad and insecure with itself to go out alone? I mean what's the deal with that?
>"Hey, honeydew I'm going to a party it's going to be a just a few of us in a small bowl...can you come with? Don't worry it's really low key. Grapes will be there, Pineapple will too. Strawberry and Banana -might- show up."

You just know honeydew hates it. But he's a good guy and puts up with Cantaloupe.

>tfw no mackinaw peaches for another 10 months

>>62792033
i hope that was a pasta

>>62792086
naw, it was fruit

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>>62792115
>>62792086

>>62791425
*in high whiny voice*
>I DONT WANNA TRY THE CANTALOUPE

>>62793379
I DONT WANNA BE A PIRATE

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>>62792115
Wow.

>>62793539
lmao yes

>>62792033
Hey... aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?