ITT: The best Star Wars character
http://darksideconfidential.com/did-star-wars-actor-just-confirm-the-truth-of-the-craziest-fan-theory-ever/
>>62790020
Easily
Jar Jar has always looked vaguely sinister to me.
>Jar Jar is the key to all of this
What a poet
Guys....what if Supreme Leader Snoke in the new film is a Gungan?
>>62790124
It rhymes.
>>62790135
That's the theory. That Snoke is Jah Jah.
I really, REALLY like this theory.
>>62790135
Actually, it's Goonga.
>>62790294
It's gonna be great.
>>62790352
goonga* be great
>>62790382
>>62790294
yeah, good job memeing with yourself
>>62790090
hmmmmm
hhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>62790382
Oh fuck you
>>62790211
>Snoke is Jah Jah
If this turns out to be true, /tv/ will hail Abrams as the genius that he is and the board will implode.
I'm disgusted at my self for giving so much creedence to this theory since it's rebbit as fuck.
But it's just too compelling. Lucas just fucked up and went over board with JarJar. It he was competent during the prequels this would have made an amazing twist.
>>62790409
All they have to do is say his ears were chopped off in battle and then he looks like a sinister snake man. He was putting on a silly voice and accent the whole time, he has a deep scary voice and mastered the normal Basic accent long ago.
>>62790020
no
Jedis can sense the dark force in others.
Obi wan and Liam Leaky Penis Neeson wouldve sensed it.
The whole theory is retarded.
Kill yourself
>>62791061
Yeah so could the whole jedi including yoda when stood right next to palpatine right? Fucking retard.
>>62791061
And the Jedi couldn't sense Sheev because...?
>>62791117
>>62791127
And Sheev is merely Jah Jah's padalose learner.
>>62790788
>an aged Jar Jar is revealed as one of the most powerful Sith lord the galaxy has ever seen
>voiced by Andy Serkis
I fucking love it.
I believe this was the plan originally, but I also believe Disney knows how much everyone hates Jar Jar just like Lucas did and won't go through with it.
>>62790020
>These dumb fucks sucking this ledditor's dick
>These dumb fucks thinking this has any possibility of being true
>These dumb fucks not realizing Seth Green made this joke over three years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qAKXK_aLeA
This is clearly nonsense, but it's just the sort of nonsense that I like. This "theory" holds about as much water as dumb stoners trying to sync up The Wizard of Oz to Dark side of the Moon.
It's as ridiculous as the notion that Lucas had a nine part trilogy of trilogies outlined in the 70's and he had a master plan all along. This is just over obsessed fans retconing from the perspective of "duuude, you know if you just imagine Spok and Kirk were secretly gay for each other the whole time the original series takes on a whoooole new meaning, brah"
Every point they're making is taken completely out of context and is willfully ignoring it to make a ludicrous point. Still with all that said, you have to admit it's damn interesting stuff.
It would mirror the mule from foundation which Lucas stole from heavily.
it's this reddit theory again...
>>62791117
>>62791127
Beta men argue over anything, especially star wars.
>>62790020
the hidden meaning is that dumb fucking retards always make the biggest decisions in politics
>>62791884
Hey what do you have against redditors? We're just as smart as you guys
Honestly if it was true lucas should have went for it cause it sounds a whole bunch better, and the twist would have shocked people like a luke i am your father moment.
Like imagine jar jar acting and talking like some retard the whole movie then all of a sudden he just switches to a normal evil voice
>>62790090
Hesa look muy bombad.
>>62790020
This is retarded.
>haha mom i posted it again
>for the 100th time
>>62790020
>All these buttmad closet redditors
Jar Jar is master Sith and you know it. Search your feelings, faggots. You know it to be true.
>>62793618
Why are you calling people Redditors while you support a theory originally posted on Reddit?
>>62790421
>If this turns out to be true, /tv/ will hail Abrams as the genius that he is and the board will implode.
>hail Abrams as the genius that he is
I'd walk out of the theater.
>>62793618
but this thread is reddit as it gets
we either speculate or shitpost
this is just pure retarded nonsense that doesn't pertain to anything but
>XD ITS SO FUNNY CAUSE JARJAR IS A GOOF NOT A SITH LOL
is shit reddit humor
>>62793710
You know this how?
>>62793800
know what? that the theory is wrong because I'm not retarded
hey get this
SHEEV IS ACTUALLY TIME TRAVELING LUKE
YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG
i bet you guys will put this right on r/starwars
over analyzation is for morons.
Guys, I've got an idea for a villain in my new science fiction fantasy story, what do you think?
I call him, Captain Cobro
>>62793946
Honestly, I kinda like the snake people idea.
It's cute to fantasize about, but it's fake as shit. Bye.
>>62793849
I meant the bit about your favorite site's humor, but ok Spergie.
>>62794173
because this came from reddit
>>62793710
>we
>muh culture
Fucking kill yourself neckbeard virgin.
>>62790020
What are some Japanese RPGs that pull this shit again?
Persona 4 comes to mind.
Also this is retarded.
>Wow what if Jar Jar Binks was the Master Sith
>Wow what if Star Wars was all the dream of an autistic boy looking at a snowglobe
>What if Han Solo had actually been Luke's alternate persona and they were in fact the same person!
Seriously why can't Star Wars fans accept the franchise is just shit? Ep IV and V are literally the only good movies.
>>62794258
You miss spelt Ep II
>>62794273
gr8 b8 m8
>all these people denying the truth
>>62795521
meant to post this
I hope his name is Darth Kee
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>>62791169
This explains why Jar Jar isn't around in episodes 4, 5, and 6. Sith must kill their master to ascend them in rank and there are only ever 2 Sith alive. Sheev kills Jar Jar, becomes master and takes up Anakin when he turns to the dark side.
>>62791663
No but the original point was that he was supposed to be Count Dooku or Count Dooku was put in to replace him as the evil villain reveal because of the bad reception he got after TPM. It was only planned for the prequels but got scrapped and could be reused for ep7.
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>The theory itself was born two days ago (as of this writing) on an insanely popular and brilliant Reddit post by Lumpawarroo.
rrrrrrrrreeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It would be a fine theory if there was some sort of payoff or a reveal. Unless Jar Jar just wanted to retire after everything.
>>62796825
>some sort of payoff
You mean like how those chinese trade federation aliens were following all those orders from Sheev for no reason?
>fan theory
into the trash it goes
>>62796836
Speaking of which. I understand that Palpatine's goal in TPM was to become the Chancellor. He also wanted to create a galactic conflict with the use of the clones. So what did he want from Naboo after he became the Chancellor? And why did he send Darth Maul?
>>62791608
This desu
>>62796890
It could've been to test Maul. After he learned of Anakin he needed to see if Maul was worth his time or not.
ITT: redditors jerking each other off over their retarded theory
Reminder that in Episode III Padme admitted that the Republic might be at fault because of the taxes and shit. Separatists did nothing wrong.
>>62795711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiM5zEEI_Jo
>not around
>1.05
>meesa freee
