>http://time.com/4115178/memento-remake-christopher-nolan/?xid=time_socialflow_twitter
is this the red line that hollywood is finally crossing? i mean what the fuck whats the point and how is nolan allowing that
they cant remember the original
>We intend to stay true to Christopher Nolan’s vision and deliver a memorable movie that is every bit as edgy, iconic and award-worthy as the original.”
WHY NOT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE THEN IF IT'S ALREADY GREAT? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. STOP REMAKING GOOD SHIT AND REMAKE SHIT FILMS
I'm just going to consider this a joke. Like, even if the movie gets made, and gets released, and it's a real movie and it's not a joke, I will never acknowledge its existence. This doesn't exist. Nobody's remaking Memento. That's just crazy talk. Nobody would ever do something like that because the original doesn't need to be remade ever. Haha, such jokesters. What will those joke-makers come up with next?
inception remake when
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
can they not control themselves to just stop with the remakes already?
can someone like start a petition or something
this whole remake thing is getting out of hand really what the fuck.
>>62785219
More like interstellar remake when?
they had to remake and ruin nolans best
why can't they remake one of his flicks like inception
memento is iconic and classic because it pioneered the whole backwards gimmick. whats the point in remaking it it just so stupid.
>>62785234
>yfw they remake Citizen Kane
>>62785287
Accessibility, anon.
>>62785289
>holding dear to Citizen Kane
>>62785305
its already accessible, its one of the most entry level films as far as cinema go. (dont mean in it in a bad way).
>>62785315
>dissing Citizen Kane
>"they're remaking Memento? but that's a classic! how dare they!!!"
You people make me literally ill.
>>62785083
We are past the capeshit era and have moved onto the remake era. Everything made before 2005 will be remade.
prestige remake with orlando bloom and ashton kutcher when
it really,really 100% does not need one.
>>62785330
You say that, but I watched the film six years ago with someone and she didn't understand it.
>>62785370
>Spider-Man was remade 5 years after Spider-Man 3
>Let the Right One In was remade by Hollywood as Let Me In, released less than two years after the original
I wonder how long before they start remaking movies that don't exceed expectations every single year.
>>62785497
>she didn't understand it
I think I see the problem.
>>62785497
Did that person have problems remembering things for more than a few minutes?
>>62785289
don't give them ideas!
tfw if they did the guy would text or put on his facebook wall.....rosebud
>>62785289
I'd stop watching movies if that ever happened.
why? it feels like it was made not that long ago.
>>62785507
Let Me In wasn't technically a remake, it was a different adaptation of the same book.
#iremembermemento
>>62785617
1 new text.......R...Rosebud...
can you imagine?
I blame capeshit.
Hollywood went crazy when they remade Hulk within 5 years.
>>62785685
Yeah, seeing three different actors play the Hulk in 9 years was insane. That's almost more autistic than this board.
yfw Hollywood thinks our memory is as bad as the guy's memory in Memento
>>62785083
What the absolute fuck? Why not just make a similar movie using the backwards thing? It could turn out good and people won't rage.
What is the thought process here? Any fans of momento are going hate it, so people who are unfamiliar with it are the only possible audience, so they may as well just make a similar movie and bring in some fans on Momento with that. A remake is the most retarded thing i've ever heard.
>>62785289
>citizen kane remake
>long and drawn monologue at the end explaining what rosebud was
>>62785497
Was she legit autistic? Its my girlfriends favourite movie and she really doesn't give much of a fuck about cinema. Its extremely accessible.
>>62785763
desu the average person is pretty stupid
Dark Knight Trilogy Remake when?
Who is cast as the new CIA?
>>62785838
No, but she was a feminist.
nolan is rolling in his grave
>>62785878
Conleth Hill
Its like pottery
>>62785878
Tom Hardy
Aidan Gillen plays Bane.
>>62785878
shia lebeouf
>it's almost 2016 already
>>62785758
>>62785685
Hold on to your butts.
>>62785806
>What is the thought process here?
The company doing this shit recently bought the rights to a lot of films and wants to make some money. Why not do a quick remake of a good and accessible film for an extra 40 million or so.
> watching Siskel & Ebert 'worst of the year' recap eps
> keep talking about how Hollywood is turning to sequels and remakes as souless cash grabs, without a fraction of the original and decent ideas that made the title good in the first place
over twenty to twenty five years ago and we are worse than ever now
>>62785083
BIG GUYS REMAKE WHEN
>>62785289
>yfw they remake Taxi Driver
I hope its all in chronological order lol.
>>62785507
>tfw Spider Man 3 is one of my biggest "Fuck you I liked it" movies and I'm still salty Spider Man 4 didn't get made
>tfw Amazing Spiderman was just absolute trash
>tfw NEW Spiderman will be absolute garbage, the actor playing Spiderman looks like a fucking faggot and is a literally who directed by a literally who
Just fucking end the world already, I can already see how Marvel is going to butcher Spider Man into another easily digestible MCU shitfest that people will eat up
>>62786373
Starring Michael B. Jordan as Trayvon Bickle
>>62785289
>>62785878
>tfw in the remake it won't be CIA, it'll just be FBI
Eh, not that bothered. Memento isn't really that iconic IMO. I'm more annoyed about The Warriors remake.
>>62786452
posts a photo of a broken snowglobe his last post on his facebooks company wall is rosebud.......fade out then the credits roll and remade by quentin tarantino
>>62786475
>The Warriors remake
will that ever happen? its been years
I still stand by the fact that if any company wanted to make some shitty cashgrab movie they could just make some kind of "remake" of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, except change the name and reason for the fillibuster.
Basically a Biopic of Rand Paul, with a big buildup to a filibuster to some anti-privacy act like the Patriot act. Make that shit quickly and release it while its still election season.
> tfw stuck in a time loop IRL
>>62786475
Seriously? It's not going to take place in modern times is it? Because that would make zero fucking sense considering how clean NYC is now, and how of the few gangs there are it's all like Latin Kings and shit that have parades and help out the community (while also selling drugs to them).
>>62785289
>instead of a singer his wife is a famous vlogger
>>62786605
or a youtuber who is a singer and a vlogger
>>62786572
It'll just be niggers and spics fighting against evil white police officers
>>62786538
>Christopher Nolan cinematic remake universe
Sicario remake when?
>>62786642
Hopefully soon because that movie sucked, I didn't even watch it.
>>62786622
And he hires shills and bots to viral her
How is this even happening? Surely Nolan isn't allowing it?
Force Awakens remake when?
>>62786696
CIA will be the Nick Fury of these movies. He will appear at the end of Memento to recruit the main character and mention something about a magician, telling the audience about the next remake film.
>>62786699
Do you think he's in charge?
>>62785150
ayyy
>>62786475
>Warriors Remake
FUCKING.
WHYYYYYYYYYYHYYYYYYYYY
Avatar remake when?
>>62785083
Guy Pearce then.
>>62785763
Guy Pearce now.
It is blindingly obvious that enough time has passed, get the the fuck over it.
>>62786746
But his movie made a small fortune!
>>62785289
Maybe they'll make it good this time
>>62785315
If you hold Nolan movies higher than Citizen Kane you're a certified pleb
>>62786687
nice
next time you'll be getting the same movie twice being released the same month but made by different studio
>>62786960
For Jews.
>>62785670
They only made it because of the sucess of the original and because they wanted to translate it for dumb murricans who can't into subtitles
>>62786605
>Charles Foster Kane is an internet news magnate instead of a newspaper tycoon.
>Kane marries a black woman
>>62787111
>Kane is a black woman
>Turns out Rosebud was what xhe called her penis before it was cut off during her gender reassignment surgery
>>62785289
They're already remaking Ben Hurr so I don't doubt it
>>62785083
The one thing i want to know isWho the fuck is Dodd?
>>62787432
This is the 4th Ben-Hur adaptation, its not really the same thing
>>62785083
it's being made by some no name company i feel like this is going to be a direct to dvd b movie
>>62785083
>i mean what the fuck whats the point
money
>>62785083
Bollywood did it.
>>62785836
>>62785572
>>62785679
I'm stoked for the ALL-NEW ALL-FEMALE MEMENTO
>>62788393
I hate reality
>>62785083
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>62785836
like they did in Psycho
>>62786973
don't talk shit, my friend
>>62785083
why not just re-release a SUPER HD version to theaters? the theater system is dumb anyway
>/tv/ does nothing but shit on Nolan
>Hollywood decides to remake Nolan film
>/tv/ acts like Hollywood personally raped their mothers
>>62786475
>The Warriors remake
>It'll be PG-13
>>62785507
>I wonder how long before they start remaking movies that don't exceed expectations every single year.
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo + Steve Jobs biopics says hi!
>>62788492
Memento is Nolan's only decent film.
>>62788289
they dont matter they have to be told to not shit on the streets
>>62785150
kek
>>62785234
>>62785153
>>62785285
>>62785806
>>62788492
>they
Are you fucking stupid. There is no "they".
This is just one or two dumbasses in a dumbass production company who recently acquired the rights to memento, and made the dumbass decision to remake it. They would be stupid not to - it will earn at least a couple of million, and maybe they can use that money to make some decent films.
>THEY SHOULD STOP PRODUCING REMAKES.
It's not a fucking global conspiracy, it's an individual decision each and every time, and it earns money. If anything, you should be blaming the idiots who pay money to see remakes, yourself included if you've ever seen one (and I'm sure you've seen at least one or two)
>>62785150
zimbabwe
Avatar remake when?
>>62785083
It's a sign of the end times really. There's no ideas left. No stories that haven't been told. It's time to just an hero the whole planet.
And no. I seriously doubt Nolan is happy with the news. Even if he doesn't care about the money left to make off of it it's gotta grinds some gears to hear someone wants to basically take one of his greatest works and get paid to do it their way.
>>62785289
they already did, and it's called The Dark Knight Rises.
>>62786538
>Amnesiac Cinematic Universe
>>62788534
Following > Memento
>>62786809
>Avatar remake before the third film comes out
>>62786555
Trips declares. Get on it faggots.
You know I would actually watch that if it was done similar to "Draft Day".
>>62785289
>Kane on his deathbed
>record scratch
>"You're probably wondering how I got here"
>>62788780
That's wrong though
>>62785289
>Coming to theaters this fall: Citizen Kanye
>Directed by Brett Ratner
![000047[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/peBoRnB.jpg "000047[2].jpg")
>>62785083
>film from 2000 that looks in no way dated is getting a remake
>>62785083
nice, if its better than the original then Nolan will have literally nothing but Batman Begins going for him as a filmmaker and he will be totally redundant otherwise
At least they'll finally fix that terrible, terrible "villain pulls up next to him with a gun" scene.
You know which one I'm talking about.
>>62785083
No way !!! I don't believe it
>>62785289
>the ruin the room trashing scene
Rosebud'll.... never be the same.
>>62785083
> tfw you realize you will live to see the following remade: warriors, escape from new york, memento, big trouble in little china, ghostbusters...
>>62785083
Hollywood remaking Hollywood movies in a timescale where the lead actor could be cast and look exactly the fucking same.
They've got like a hundred year backlog of un-produced scripts and they pull this shit.
>>62786572
>Not selling drugs to the community
>>62785670
And it was literally pointless, if it was meant to be different maybe it shouldn't have ripped the Swedish one off so hard.
>>62786555
Yeah man I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for a pro-piracy film from Hollywood, any day now.
>>62785289
I am genuinely surprised that some classic movies like Citizen Kane and Casablanca haven't been remade. Are the studios scared of the backlash?
>>62785507
>A few years from now
>A movie is announced
>Almost ready to hit theaters
>Not enough hype, expected to be a flop
>Remake announced before the original comes out
>>62788613
http://www.theonion.com/article/classic-movie-avatar-updated-for-todays-audiences-18052
>>62785083
>2015
>Using pictures taken with a 90's camera to remember people/things
How would this shit even work?
>>62786429
NO
NO
NO
>>62792551
He takes pics with his smartphone, uploads them to Pinterest, and adds captions to them.
I assume you can add captions on Pinterest.
>>62785150
Good, they should remake all Nolan's movies with better directors
>>62786671
How the fuck can you say it sucked if you didn't even watch it
>>62792683
But then people can'tmanipulate him by fucking with his pictures.
>>62785289
>they remake Citizen Kane
>they actually give him a cane
>>62788656
I'd disagree, i think this is more indcative if a genral shift towards cyncism and overall judgment towards art/film/photography as opposed to the creation and proloferation of this media. The exception being music, where the introduction of the internet has allowed for a variety of new artists and generes to come out of nowhere. There are still ideas, but nobody wants to have them
>>62792094
>Are the studios scared of the backlash?
More like marketing and who owns the rights to a given film. I doubt either of those films would make much money as a remake/reboot. Where something like True Grit, The Thing or I Am Legend where ripe for having yet another version made.
that's what people seem to forget, it's all who owns the rights. If bought a back catalog of film and their rights the first thing I would do is look to shop some of them around for remakes.
and as much as people give lip service to wanting more original films they don't seem to go and support them all that much. Some random Capeshit that might as well be Scorcher VI: Here we go again... again.. will rack coin but Tom Cruise makes a pretty good original sci-fi film and it flops.
>>62785083
Meme- the movie.
There is no good way this can be remade, the idea of remaking it is is completely idiotic and it will become a parody of itself.
>>62785150
>>62793170
>exception being music,
>internet
>variety of new artists and generes
Ah no.. it's allows you to jack it to the hairy pits of some indie rocker chick who makes all of her music about eating her first babies placenta but that's about it. It's an outlet for anyone to at least be heard by a few hundred or maybe a few thousand people.
but the break out internet stars are still like Bieber and a host of other cookie cutter autotune artist that might as well of been found by studio heads in the first place. Modern music might be the worst example of true creativity of any of the arts right now.
>>62785150
because memories is actually hell
>implying
I never said they were examples of quality and even true creativity, merely pointing out the use of the internet to facilitate a broader spectrum of ideas. Pretentious indie bullshit isnt the only music, you get plenty of elecrronic, industrial and experiemntal works surfacing. Some of it is good most of it is bad, that being said having a larger sample base for creative ideas neccesitstes at least a few good works
>memento
>meme
B R A V O
>>62785083
WHY DO THEY HAVE TO REMAKE/REBOOT everything
why not do a sequel with a new memory man? so maybe there can be something new and interesting AND if it flops it doesn't shit all over the original..
>>62785289
>this is how Leo gets his oscar
How much do you want to bet that this will be shot on Digital?
>>62786475
>warriors remake
That got canned after Tony Scott committed sudoku. Same with Top Gun 2.
>>62785083
IT ISN''T DATED IN THE SLIGHTEST
>>62785289
Starring Seth Rogen
>>62785878
Peter Dinklage
>>62785289
Who cares, Citizen Kane is ultimate cinema bait trash. It's the Hemingway of the cinema world. Except shitter
>Movie from 2000 is getting a remake
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?
>>62793332
But the Thing flopped, there is no point in making a sequel to a commercial failure.
>>62793813
RE-MEME everything!
It's all a part of our ascension to higher consciousness. Nolan is fully aware wtf he is doing.
>>62794951
higher consciousness for the average joe is what they think they feel after a yoga session.
>>62785083
It'll probably do well as a TV series.
>>62785497
If you make it any more accessible it stops being memento. The entire point of that movie is the unconventional chronology. It's like saying lets remake fight club but have them not be the same person.
>>62790069
>>62785370
>>62794724
It's part of 00s nostalgia.
2000-2005 awesome
2006-2009 sucked
>>62786045
But for now ITS 2015 COME ON
>>62788534
>what is the prestige?
interstellar remake when?
>>62785083
MEMENTWO?
>>62795435
MEMEINTRO?
Just remake everything. Read something about an American Psycho remake a while back. When is Hollywood raping Patrick Bateman too now?
It's about time. Anyone have any info on whether or not they'll adopt a more diverse cast this time around?
>>62785878
>yfw reddit starts a petition to include Aidan Gillen as a cameo in the third Batfleck movie
>the studio accepts because of epic memes
>/tv/ finally swears off Baneposting forever
>>62785246
Dark Knight Rises Remake?
>the year 2000 is now old
>>62785166
I wish I had your strength anon.
>Ben Hur remake comes out next year
Why?
>>62785289
>he doesn't know
>>62795040
Who's the girl in the bottom left corner? I think i remember her but i can't quite remember the source
>>62796304
lizzie macguire?
>>62796356
Thanks, now I remember it.
It wasn't much of a hit here in Italy, so it would've been quite a long catch for me to recognize her.
>>62794017
foundfootage
just like muh Paranormal Activity
won't cost much, fits with the plot (he will vid himself instead of taking pics), will hide the lack of talent of the people involved in the making of the movie. You know it's what they will do. You KNOW it is.
>Peanuts creator asks that people don't make new Peanuts things after his death, that they honor is last wishes in that regard
>Hollywood movie is made and it's advertised as Honoring the Memory of the Creator of the original Peanuts
A Memento remake doesn't sound as bad as that.
>>62797267
>Peanuts creator asks that people don't make new Peanuts things after his death
really? why didn't he get that done legally..
>>62797327
He requested they make no more comic strips after his death. They've honored his request to this day.
He didn't care about tv/movies.
>>62797327
He did. His family (and Hollywood) spent years in court to get it revocked.
>>62797388
He did care. He said to not make any new STORIES, not just comic strips.
>>62797393
disgusting
hollyjew lobbies congress for longer and longer copyright extensions, i think it will be 70 years after death now with TPP
Schultz' Will doesn't even get honored for 15
Why the actual fuck would Nolan agree to something like that
Suppose GRRM will not finish his next book in time for the 7th season, and HBO will get this awesome idea of remaking the first 6 seasons of GoT to give GRRM more time to finish his book series? Would that be a nay or would that be a yay?
>>62785083
How many minorities can they shove in, I wonder?
![CitizenKane_259Pyxurz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YoWy1t1.jpg "CitizenKane_259Pyxurz[1].jpg")
>>62788704
KANE?
Literally who cares? Nolan is a piece of shit and Memento is nothing
>>62791592
Don't forget Xena, Stargate, He Man, Buffy.
JUST FUCK MY NOSTALGIA UP.
>>62785150
>movies made in the 2000s already getting remakes
jesus christ
>>62798726
edgy m8
>>62785083
>We intend to stay true to Christopher Nolan’s vision and deliver a memorable movie that is every bit as edgy, iconic and award-worthy as the original.
>>62795883
>mfw it's true
jesus
I hope it's an all female remake like those other remakes being made! XD
>>62785289
It'll be a black version about a hip hop mogul.
I really don't mind. Memento is hardly film canon it's entertaining a neat twist but that's about it.
>>62788289
Just the tattoos and the memory problem.
Can it be assumed this remake will be in the same vein as OldBoy and have it's twist changed completely?
IT'S ONLY FIFTEEN YEARS OLD
It can't even have sex, let alone drink. This is ridiculous.
>>62802475
where did it all go so wrong?
What?? a Remento memake???
>>62802475
D&D belongs to Hasbro ? fuck
The Avengers remake when?
>>62791843
DYNO-MITE
DYNO-MITE
>>62802696
after the reboot
Why do movies get remakes all the time, but books almost never do?
