What will /tv/ do if it's actually good?
>>62784286
Say it's shit anyway.
>>62784286
I'm hoping for mass suicide across the board.
Like that really matters.
What would need to happen to make it good?
>>62784286
kill myself
>>62784312
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>>62784312
/thread
>>62784359
Nothing
Because it could objectively be the best movie ever made and people will still hate it because it's the "in thing" to hate sequels/prequels now.
it won't be good, to be honest bam
it can't be good
>he thinks /tv/ cares about the actual quality
lmao gb2reddit nigger
>>62784286
It obsly will be a 6/10 movie, slick and mildly enertaining, nothing more.
Watch you pretend you're part of this board 6 or so months after its release claiming people "from" this board liked it before it got popular
>>62784359
originality and a decided lack of poetry. a story you don't feel two steps ahead ofnone of these things will happen
>>62784429
>implying star wars was more than 5/10
>>62784447
>decided lack of poetry
you're a moron
star wars is the Iliad of our day
>>62784286
Dude theres no way, shape or form this can be good. Stop fooling yourself.
>>62784312
/thread
>>62784359
Not this
>>62784452
Star Wars was a solid 8/10. As simple as the story and themes were they were executed very well for a summer action/adventure movie. It wouldn't have been so successful if they weren't.
>>62784594
Star Wars is and always has been a 1/5. George Lucas is the master of oversimplification. All the characters in Star Wars are terribly black and white and not a single one even remotely leans towards the second dimension. The cheap trick to use plain text as exposition for the upcoming events is a slap in the face of cinema. The entire purpose of film is to convey stories through dialogue and images.Lucas doesn't get that.His writing skills are pre-school.
>>62784286
It won't be great, but it will be better than the OT and the PT. The PT are underrated and the OT are overrated.
>>62784286
Meme the shit out of it.
>>62784720
SW is all about the design, sound and practical effects and kewl space paladins with laser katanas, and there is nothing wrong with it.
>another death star
>the original cast takes a back seat to a new cast that takes over the franchise
>even the fucking droids get replaced with new ones
>new stormtroopers look like they were designed by Apple
I have my doubts.