Why would Wonka put a drink that he knows makes you float in a room with a giant fan in the roof with no sort of grill or protection or ladders or handles or anything?
Because he was on acid every waking moment
>>62768871
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
BECAUSE NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING
SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
AS THE FIRES OF HELL ARE GLOWING
AND THE GRISLY REAPER IS MOWING
>>62768893
DUDE CHOCOLATE LMAO
Because its a movie
>come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g
>>62768938
jej
This is the guy who performed dangerous genetic experiments on his Oompa Loompas.
Causing a young girl to start producing large quantities of purple juice internally is a hideous perversion of nature.
>>62768871
You realize that entire place was one huge death trap for children?
>>62768977
That remake is such fucking shit fuck you Tim Burton for trying to remake perfection.
>>62769018
>there are people on TV right now who grew up with the remake and think it's the better movie
stay pleb, I say
>>62769044
I refuse to believe anyone prefers Burton's remake. Adding in that shit with Christopher Lee really fucked the running time, the effects just don't look very good and Depp's performance made Wonka feel unlikable.
>maim and injure children
>think he is up on OSHA
also, it's a children's story
>>62768871
Because he gives zero fucks.
>>62768871
So people would think twice before stealing it.
>>62769044
I hope Tim Burton's syphilis rots your mouth.
>>62768871
Because fuck you. Thats why. He said don't drink the lemonade.
