>1990's movie
>This guy appears
How fucked are you?
>you're in the holodeck
>this guy appears
How fucked are you?
>>62767165
Hey, it's Shooter McGavin!
>you think you need to be a musician to be an earth rocker
>this guy shows up
How sick of the bullshit are you?
>you haven't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin days
>this guy appears
How fucked are you?
>1990s TV show
>This guy appears
Could you be any more fucked?
>you broke up with your waifu and sworn them off forever
>this girl appears
How fucked are you?
Just stay out of my way
Or you'll pay
>you just landed the lead role in a sitcom for Nickelodeon!
>this guy shows up
How fucked are you?
Flubber. Pretty fucked, he was dedicated in that flick.
>2010's movie
>this guy appears
>>62767334
I'm sorry, what's his name again?
>>62767399
more like 00's
>>62767334
>it's a foot episode
>>62767468
Dan "I'm Gonna Give Your Little Coochie A Little Smoochie" Schneider
JOIN US IN CREATING EXCITEMENT
JUICE
>>62767244
I don't go out anymore because I hate every motherfucker; I don't care what they're up to.
>>62767165
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
>>62767313
Listen to what I say
>>62767468
descendant dicking Dan
>>62767581
The final step in that program is "no orgasms".
Confirmed by Darren Aronofsky.
HEY, I HAD TO PLAY MY BALL OFF FRANKENSTEIN'S FAT FOOT!
that line gets me every time but nobody ever quotes it
>>62767468
Dan "My Big Fat Willy Fucks Children Silly" Schneider.
>>62767399
What is his expression in this photo? He appears to be some kind of wild nocturnal creature
>>62767165
Im a piece of shit so he'll eat me for breakfast.
>>62767468
Dan "Dick at Night" Schnieder
Aka
Dan "hold her tighter, this one's a fighter" schnieder
>you're an innocent male when the actual killer is a female
>this thing shows up
Nigga you know she ain't siding with you
