What exactly makes this movie a classic?
Fresh Portman
>>62758204
top tier child acting
if you know what I mean
>>62758204
Gary Oldman and his ragtag crew of corrupt cops
Because it has Classic Jean Reno in it.
the potted plant and ne-ta lee's undying beauty.
>>62758204
Jean Reno's performance as a cold blooded killer who appears to be almost afraid of little Natalie Portman.
Similar to the big dogs and little kitten videos that are so popular on youtube. A classic juxtaposition.
>>62758357
Can't believe Jean will be 70 in a few years. His death will actually make me cry, I mean the last good movie he was in was Leon but man he acted that perfectly.
>>62758386
Potted plant is the key to all this. Potted plant manufactured all the killings and events so that it could find roots.
>>62758414
POTTERY
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>>62758500
No, no. Pottedry.
>>62758204
You are looking at it.
Do you think this would make a good Christmas gift for my little sister?
>>62758689
Only if she does chores for you
>Le pedo meme
No one here actually thinks like this right? Everyone just pulling each others legs, no one is an actual degenerate?
>>62758757
>le
go.
>>62758757
why do you think movies like this exist
teenagers are prime
>>62758757
You're asking the wrong board. ;^)
>>62758689
do they sell little portman's madonna panties
>>62758751
DELETE THIS
>>62758757
>pedo
>degenerate
>'you can't be serious'
>>tumblr & >>reddit
>>62758757
people who don't find her attractive are lying to themselves
>>62758757
I recall reading somewhere that in one version of the script, Leon and Mathilda sort of had sex. Anyone else recall that or was it just in my fantasy?
>>62758689
it would be pretty funny to give this to some girl as a gift
and years later she finds out where it's from
>>62758928
yup and the parents didn't like it so they cut it out
shame
>>62758946
>the parents didn't like it so they cut it out
with jews you lose
>>62758928
I have the yurop director's cut blu ray
it has many more scenes
it's practically implied that it happened, they just don't show it
>>62758928
There was also a scene where Mathilda is taking a shower and Leon opens the shower curtains by accident and Mathilda doesn't care. Wouldve been great if they waited for Natalie to be 15-18 to do this film. Then their couldve been a sex scene and whatnot.
Imagine watching the movie with Natalie sitting next to you and saying something like "I mean.. I would"
>>62758989
>I have the yurop director's cut blu ray
you mean the uncut Leon that can be bought/downloaded anywhere now
The Plot.
>>62759075
YOU
JUST
KNOW
>>62759075
I guess, whatever
>>62759042
>>62758989
>I have the yurop director's cut blu ray
kek, well done ameritard, the rest of the world has seen it decades ago.
>>62758989
the original script was even more explicit then that. As in literal leon getting raped by Mathilda
>>62758689
get her a pet kangaroo, obviously
>>62758928
The Director based the entire movie on a summer he had with an underage girl in Paris.
>>62758204
>>62759159
Link?
MOM IM ACTING
>>62759159
I understand why the parents were against it, but honestly I don't know why people freak out so much about it
I know other people have written much lengthier posts about the whole thing but I don't think there's anything really wrong with their relationship in itself. Anything was initiated by her, never by him. Hell he's like a child almost, mentally.
>>62759181
And then he had a shootout withEVERYONE!!!
Why didn't we see anything in the news?
>>62759159
in the original script it's not milk that leon drinks
>>62759181
Did no one ever investigate? Or was that underage as in legal in France?
>>62759241
It was France during the Free Love era.
It was basically a giant orgy.
wew
>>62759291
Well, Besson lived the life
>>62759014
>implying
Leon is pure, he never would have touched Matilda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfJSflf57eI
If it's been parodied, satirized, or has a dedicated fanbase
>>62759316
>implying matilda wouldnt take advantage of leon
>>62759316
holy shit the video
kek
>>62759106
i want a gf ;_;
>>62759301
>You'll never have a young French Jewess give you her virginity
>>62758204
I still don't get why she rubbed her stomach in this scene
>>62759106
i want a miniture hershlag cuddle doll
>>62759301
>that feel when you don't deserve it
>>62759413
nooooooo
>>62759413
it was after they made love, but those scene were cut. She is saying she can feel it growing
>>62759413
she had a funny in her tummy :3
>>62759301
>you will never be taken of advantage of like this
;_;
>>62758757
If you don't legitimately think loli Hershlag was cute as fuck, you've been brainwashed.
I mean, ACTUALLY wanting to fuck her is going too far with it. But you could see that she was a beautiful young woman, not a prepubescent child. Girls don't go from prepubescent child to fully mature woman overnight on her 18th birthday. She's a blossoming young woman here and she gets more and more attractive as her career went on and she kept putting out movies, from Beautiful Girls, to Mars Attacks, to Star Wars.
By Mars Attacks? It'd be okay to actually want to fuck her. By Star Wars? You definitely wanted to fuck her and you know it.
>>62759199
What really does it is the haircut
That haircut is just something else
>>62758204
It's a cult classic not a classic.
>>62759584
this.
>>62758757
no per se
>>62759301
>but, hell, how beautiful it is seeing them sweetly making lovel
Terrible translation of Besson? Or do the French write shitty screenplays like this? What is the point of this description?
>>62759585
I dont think many girls can pull it off without looking silly.
Was I the only one to think that Gary Oldman was a bit over the top?
>>62759696
I thought it was perfect
Best role he had
>>62759717
this per se
>>62759696
That was the point of the character. He was suppose to seem like he was from another planet.
>>62759584
Natalie, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Ne-ta-Lee: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Ne. Ta. Lee. She was Nat, plain Nat, in the morning, standing five feet three in one sock. She was Neta in slacks. She was Natalie on set. She was Portman on the casting sheet. But in my arms she was always Hershlag.
>>62759644
>>62759747
>le per se meme
>>62759833
This pasta was good the first time. We get it, we've all read Lolita here.
>>62759846
its not a meme per se, more like a replacement
>>62759846
Why don't you, with your feeble mind per se, leave this imageboard, never to return per se.
>>62759912
I heard the book is good but i dont want to read it because im scared it might make me Pedo. Should i risk it?
>>62759979
I think it might make you ephe at best
Every sane man is ephe anyway whether they admit it or not
>>62759789
>like he was from another planet.
Nah he just looked retarded.
>>62759979
Theoretically it should make you an anti-pedo
>>62758204
>movie
This is a film
>>62760185
>film
It's Absolute Kinography
>>62758751
sweating_man.jpg
>>62759238
>>in the original script it's not milk that leon drinks
then what did they eat with their cereal? >>62760317
>>62759301
Degenerate frogs
soo any good cosplay of mathilda over the years?
>>62760380
each other's bodily fluids. It's a metaphor bro
>>62758941
yeah it would be a great prank
>>62760517
>me on the right
>>62759914
>>62759846
I like it per se
>>62759316
literally me IRL
>>62760517
>>62760731
perfection.
>>62760731
PerSection mara/10
>>62760731
>>62760559
Zoe Kravitz was best but I don't have the pic
>>62760942
That Leon.. hah
>>62760731
>Rooney Mara supports cunny culture and pedophilia
Dropped.
>>62760559
>>62760731
the hair just looks fucking stupid on everyone who isn't portman
>>62760942
>me on the right
>>62761046
Are those asians?
>>62761055
>portman
*Hershlag
>>62758204
Thank you, based France!
nvr 4get
>>62761110
what's in a name?
>>62761169
Shekels
>>62758757
You think pedophilia is a meme? lol You know this board was founded by a pedo refugee from Something Awful, right?
>>62758411
I thought Ronin was pretty good.
>>62759241
Pedophilia is socially acceptable in France if you're part of the cultural or political elite and it's consensual. Roman Polanski is a martyr over there.
>>62761354
theres no proof moot was a pedo. He was a refugee yes and the goons had incentive to mock him as a pedo, but thats just one interpretation
>>62761516
I was 12 when this movie came out. It's not pedophilia, it's nostalgia.
>>62761584
Why would someone who's not a pedophile create a chinese image board?
>>62761589
Good luck telling that to the cops.
>>62761589
>It's not pedophilia, it's nostalgia.
you should trademark that
>>62759301
fake and gay
It's not pedophilia, I just love my waifu :#
>>62761589
>It's not pedophilia, it's nostalgia.
I'm gonna start using this, thanks.
>>62758243
underrated post
>>62758357
God I hate that faggot.
Wish this forced meme would die already
>>62762119
going for the anti-classic buck for self promotion
classic paul dano
>>62762098
I've been using something along those lines for Nat and Kirsten Dunst for a while now
>>62759258
Why does he fight the cuteness so hard?
>>62760817
but shes Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OLD THO
>>62762164
>paul dano
Is that what the foggots name is?
Only film I enjoyed him in was LIE
>>62762279
What about Girl Next Door? It's classic
>>62762394
Yeah liked him in that aswell
>Learn to like it
Even if that bitch who played the Porn Star didn't show tits
If a girl like this movie what does it mean?
>>62762531
daddy issues
>>62762560
who's the herslag of 2015?
>>62762681
Raffraff
>>62762599
how's that?
>>62762835
good choice
>>62763020
Likely wants to have sex with an older man
>>62763189
nice
>>62758204
I dunno, I just like it because it's the most well known movie that panders to pedophiles.
Also Jean Reno, he played a perfect autistic assassin.
>>62762681
bribri is the current choker queen
best character in the movie
>>62763334
How the hell does someone like that even get into the Police force?
>>62763365
nepotism
a jew tactic
>>62763365
he wasn't technically 'POH-LEES" he was a DEA agent assigned to new york city
in any case being a cop, agent, what have you is the most profitable criminal position there is
>>62763365
You gotta be somewhat mental to be a narc.
>>62758689
buy it for me instead
>>62762835
Man I would have bought that doll if I saw it at the Disney Store but we didn't get merch from that movie.
YEAH i'M fuckin mad. It was a cute doll.
>Stephen Chow thread yesterday made me go rewatch a couple of his movies
>that Leon reference
Bump :)
>>62759691
It's fake, anon
>>62764586
>ywn remove Nat's sweety feet from those slippers
>What exactly makes this movie a classic?
Reno is a great actor and all but I have a guess it might be the delicious loli.
>>62766384
DELETE THIS
>>62760587
gonna start using this till the jewish gook filter it
thanks per se to be honest family
>>62758204
Pedophilia.
>>62758204EVE-RY-ONE
>>62766728
>>62766674
Projecting much?
>>62762177
He's not there, mentally.
Hell they pretty much had to make Leon semi-retarded so his relationship with Portman didn't seem quite as skeezy. Which is a shame, because you see the little boy having a crush on an older woman trope all the time, yet little girls having crushes on older guys really isn't all that uncommon.
Hell, I've had it happen to me. It's endearing.
>>62758204
>>62758414
>>62758519
>>62758751
>>62759199
>>62759258
>>62762177
> Now I wish to introduce the following idea. Between the age limits of [...] and [...] there occur maidens who, to certain bewitched travelers, twice or many times older than they, reveal their true nature which is not human, but nymphic (that is, demoniac); and these chosen creatures I propose to designate as "nymphets." [...] Between those age limits, are all girl-children nymphets? Of course not. Otherwise, we who are in the know, we lone voyagers, we nympholepts would have long gone insane. Neither are good looks any criterion; and vulgarity or at least what a given community terms so, does not necessarily impair certain mysterious characteristics, the fey grace, the elusive, shifty, soul-shattering, insidious charm that separates the nymphet from such coevals of hers as are incomparably more dependent on the spatial world of synchronous phenomena than on that intangible island of entranced time where Lolita plays with her likes. Within the same age limits the number of true nymphets is strikingly inferior to that of provisionally plain, or just nice, or "cute", or even "sweet" and "attractive", ordinary, plumpish, formless, cold-skinned, essentially human little girls,with tummies and pigtails, who may or may not turn into adults of great beauty [...]. A normal man given a group photograph of school girls or Girl Scouts and asked to point out the comliest one will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them. You have to be an artist and a madman [...], in order to discern at once, by ineffable signs – the slightly feline outline of a cheekbone, the slenderness of a downy limg, and other indices [...] – the little deadly demon among the wholesome children; she stands unrecognized by them and unconscious herself of her fantastic power.
– Vladimir Nabokov (1955)
>>62766728
they nailed the echo and sound on that line
>>62762681
There is none.
>>62762835
sweet but that freckled skin of her already makes her look older than she is
>>62763305
nigga pls. Compared to young Natalie, BriBri is fucking plain.
>>62763305
why bother desu
>>62769686
Anything to rationalize being a sick fuck, hm?
>>62758204
>>62768044
Dude, it's not endearing, at least to me. One of my sister's friends is constantly sparking up banter with me, making faces and doing coy, cutesy shit.
Last time she came over, she was lying on her stomach on the floor and kept looking at me and moving her legs in this kind of cutesy way. She wouldn't move when I had to walk past and giggled and shit. I just wanted to be like MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY.
She also said something about how she's like a sister to me. I was like okay. She won't stop talking to me when she comes around. It ain't fun. What have I done to deserve this.
>>62766558
gf's daughter looks pretty much exactly like this
>>62770101
you fuck her yet?
>>62769953
Is she attractive
>>62769686
>You have to be a madman
Sure sounds like he is
>>62770210
Yeah, mean body too. But it feels so grotty (she's legal)
>>62762681
oh you know who anon
>>62769905
Heh, not really. I just like the novel.
And actually I really only started to find Natalie Portman sexually attractive when she was way older.
Nevertheless, in "Léon" she was cute for a 12-year-old and acted really well for her age.
>>62770220
read the novel. During the first half you will see that the character of Humbert Humbert definitely was a major inspiration behind Bret Easton Ellis's Patrick Bateman in his vapid grandeur and his highly doubtful grip on reality.
>>62762177
Léon is a sort of man-child actually.That's the reason while the characters' relationship in this movie doesn't come over as creepy but rather endearing.
It's the "reverse Harold and Maude", if you will.
Pedophilia aside, this is still core oldman, and i think one of his best roles.
>>62770241
>she's legal
You know what I would say in a situation like this.
>>62770471
>Léon is a sort of man-child actually
Of course. He's illiterate, lives alone with only a plant for company. Despite being a killer he needs Tony to look after him and it's implied that he's taking advantage of him with his money.
