How did my father die?
>>62758039
Hes not actually dead luke.
He didn't have The High Ground.
>>62758039
He's gonna get fried throwing Sheev down a shaft to save you in a few months or years I dunno.
Pretty good friend desu.
>>62758039
sand
Sheev killed him Luke
He was a good friend
Luke, did I ever tell you the time I cut your Father's arms & legs off & left him to burn to death on a lava planet?
He was a good friend.
from my point of view, he was in lower ground
>>62758039
> uuh, he was so brave and noble... that he exploded
>>62758186
>well luke, uhhhhhhhhhhh THE FORCE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYYYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4O-_pLoynk
Did you ever notice Vader tries to do the same force scream as sheev when he jumps up at obi-wan?
This was your father 's lightsaber. I swiped it off the ground as he burned alive swearing his hatred for me. You cool with that bro?
> Hey Ben, if my father was a Jedi knight from coruscant, and you were very close to him, why are you living here on this desert planet?
>>62758281
he forgot to spin
Overdosed on midichlorians as a child. Sold to him by Sleazebaggano who is still at large.
>>62758147
This was his lightsaber that he used to try and cut me in half with. They're elegant weapons for a more civilized age.
>>62758412
> Luke I would like you to have this weapon. With this, you could kill hundreds of children. Dont tell anyone Im giving this to you by the way, this weapon has a record.
>>62758039
Yeah...... about that.....
>>62758039
Chewbacca never mentions anything about Yoda despite the fact that he literally gave him a fucking piggyback ride.
>>62758548
Well maybe he should have spoken fucking english.
>>62758573
Akschually it's Galactic Basic
>>62758573
>he doesn't know that Wookies with speech impediments are intelligible to humans
>>62758147
That was Darth Vader.
Anakin died the moment he turned to the dark side.
>mfw SW is actually too subtle for people like you
>>62758715
then why did obi-wan still call him anakin after that?
>you were my brother anakin
>>62758715
This. The spirit of Vader and the dark side of the force spiritually killed Anikan. That's what Obi-Wan meant.
>Star Wars is too deep and poetic for 4chan
>>62758039
Because interracial relationships got put in Star Wars.
>>62758715
> people can become other people with new names or something
What.
>>62758769
And not telling Luke that his dad was the slaughtering Lord of Darkness when he was just introducing him to the force... probably a good idea.
>>62758039
Without dignity.
>>62758412
>They're elegant weapons for a more civilized age.
like 15 years ago
>>62758822
Yeah, the 90s were a more civilised age...
tbhfamidk
>Luke, you will go to the dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the jedi master who instructed me...
>>62758671
> he thinks EU is still canon
>>62758412
He also used it to brutally decapitate a helpless old man after slicing off his hands.
>>62758879
He did a little bit though. Obi-wan wasn't Yoda's apprentice, but he did instruct him to some extent.
>>62758391
>Sleazebaggano
I still can't believe this was an actual character
>>62758899
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Basic
it has a canon article
>>62758788
take it somewhere else, cishet privileged shitlord
>>62758919
it was a daycare, those kids couldn't have been older than 5
>>62758147
Man, the 16 years between III and IV weren't kind to this guy, huh? He aged like 35 years.
Where the fuck did the name "Ben" come from anyway? Luke refers to him as Ben even in V and VI.
>>62758822
An age that did end 15 years ago but existed for thousands of years
>>62759023
Fake name to avoid detection
>Hey senpai you ever heard of anyone called Obi Wan we're looking for him
>Nah
>ok bye
>>62759073
seems like luke was born in the wrong generation then
>>62758879
Yeah, he should probably have referred Luke to Quigon, right? Oh, wait.....
>>62758281
>RAAAAAAAHHHHH-augh
what did he mean by this?
>>62758788
>what is witness protection
>>62758039
He was a big guy
>>62759126
should have asked his force ghost
it's more convenient than going to some dangerous planet
>>62759094
>We're looking for Obi Wan Kenobi
>I know a Ben Kenobi....
>Close enough
Clever.
>>62758879
Ben why are you telling me this now? Why couldn't you have told me before I went out and am about to die?
>>62759156
The force ghost would miss out on all the Jedi piggy back training that Yoda gave him.
>>62759166
he also dresses in the exact same outfit he wore the rest of his known life.
>>62759155
for you
>>62759126
he could have just left the last part out, seeing as its a complete lie
on an unrelated note, does a mobility scooter count as furniture? captcha wants to know
>Luke...do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor...or suffer your father's fate you will.
yoda could have at least told him about the lightning
I dont understand how Obi Wan was obligated to hang out on tattooine as Lukes neighbor for 2 decades.
Why? What did that do? Why was it so important that Anakins children be monitored? How was any of that their problem or concern?
>>62760039
Anakin was powerful as fuck though, and it'd make sense if his kids were powerful too.
Besides, Vader was still interested in his progeny and would certainly try to bring Luke to the dark side if he found him by accident. Ben probably figured he'd just kick Vader's ass again if he showed up.
>>62760039
>jedi are known to really like fucking kids
>even after Luke grew up he still looked cute
>you can't think of a reason old Ben wanted to hang around
Did you even watch star wars or are you here just to shit post
