too edgy for me
>>62749722
Care to explain what you found edgy about it? Please, be specific.
>>62749762
Fucking a princess in the ass?
Such a brave film, daring to take potshots at religious communities.
>>62749813
Because women are not whores?
>>62749844
Im pretty sure some are.
HAHA CHRISTIANS AMIRIGHT??
such a corny and childish movie.
I LIKE ANAL XDDD >.<
>>62750359
I WILL LET YOU PUT YOU BENIS IN MY BUTT HOLE
>>62749762
It isnt edgy.
It was a boring, tedious movie that tries so hard to be so many things it isnt. It tries to be a Jason Bourne movie, a Tarantino movie, a Bond movie, a Edgar Wright movie etc.
And the result of that is that it's all over the fucking place tone and style wise, it never settles one thing and it half asses it all the way or plays it way to safe.
If there's anything as a Reddit The Movie, this would be it. It just takes alot of shit from all over the place, waters it down, slaps it together and cash in.
The most entertaining part of watching this in the theatre was the mad max trailer that came before it.
>humans are killing the earth plot
>>62750639
>not realizing it's a comedy parodying other spy movies.
>>62749722
i loved that part tbhfam
>>62752248
>I'm Only Pretending to be Retarded: The Movie
>>62752248
If that was its goal then it's still shit. Compare it to the Austin Powers movies and this movie was a retarded mess made by spastics for spastics
Not saying that Austin Powers movies are great, but they certainly are a better parody of spy movies than this shit movie
>>62749722
jews really loved that scene
>>62752248
>IT'S BAD IN PURPOSE XDD XD XD XDXD XD XDXD XDD XD XD XD XD XD xd xd xdd
kingsman is not a good movie
Notice how they didn't have the balls to do it in a mosque, yellow bellies
>Watched it with GF
>We both enjoy the movie
Meanwhile on /tv/
>muh bad movie
>muh bad direction
>muh edgy
>muh meme
That's why you guys will die alone and nobody will miss you.
>>62752616
I watched it with my gf too, and we both thought it was a bad film outside of some cool action sequences. We still had fun watching it and we still fucked afterward. Really, having a good time and fucking has little to do with the quality of a movie unless you have one of these narcissistic princess types.
>>62749722
Too edgy for Harry, too. He probably would've been glad Valentine shot him, if he'd had time to process it. Massacring a church full of civilians (even horrible ones) goes against everything he stood for, he was lucky he didn't have to live with it for long.
>>62752292
>>62752346
Cant say anything is even close to decent without having fags like this come out of the woodwork and say it's shit.
>>62752248
>parody
>rehashes jokes we've seen in Austin Powers
>still follows the generic spy thriller structure
>>62752346
holy shit
>>62752948
Sounds like you just have shit taste.
I've only seen this scene, I haven't seen the rest of the movie. It seems really dark and out of place, does the rest of the movie fit this tone?
>>62752616
save it for your facebook wall, reddit.
>>62749819
Butthurt christcück detected.
>>62752346
It's pretty damn good/entertaining, actually. Guess there is something wrong with you.
You fit in. And while you don't see it, that's the problem.
>>62754686
people are allowed to have other opinions without being pathological, anon
>>62753101
No but that's the point. You absolutely know he is either going to take his life or get killed.
>>62752248
It may be, but it's still from a Mark Millar comic. They presumably had to tone down even more retarded edginess from that.
>>62750639
>Calls movie reddit
>The best part was the mad max trailer
nice b8