Was Mark Watney gay? He told Jessica Chastain to find his parents if he didn't make it back- no wife, no kids. He's also the only character from the crew not with a spouse at the end. Was he actually a poof?
>>62747015
He's a forever alone permavirgin to better relate to the losers who read science fiction.
>>62747069
Sadly this. He's one of us. But at least he accomplished some cool shit ;_;
>2015
>gay men still in the closet
He's a MGTOW.
>>62747141
happens
>what is a bachelor?
i swear you fucking closet homos will leap out at anything to draw attention to your own ilk
fuck off and suck off
>>62747158
shouldn't it be MGHOW?
Wasn't the comander his love interest?
>>62747203
no remember that gross looking guy who bought her the ABBA record?
>>62747203
She was married, but I did read his character as having feelings for her and maybe a bit for him on her part too.
>>62747189
It's a plural description for a group of like-minded, borderline sexaholics. Not to be mistakenly linked to betas and omegas who don't get much or any, which happens anyway (a lot).
>>62747069
>science fiction.
But there were no aliens or anything.
It wasn't science fiction
>>62747267
Most MGTOW way don't get that much sex desu senpai.
>>62747304
Hence the 'epilogue'. It's still a very real, consistent practice, if you cut out the swarm of Internet users that bother thinking about these silly terms.
Since when does being single make you gay or a permavirgin?
>>62747229
Her husband was kind of a çüçk tho.
>>62747376
It was a very apparent distinction between the rest of the crew who had husbands, wives, dozens of kids (like based German guy) and lonely old Mark Watney who just had his science.
>>62747015
The assburger who wrote the Martian knows how to write about engineering and science, but he doesn't know how to write about love or relationships.
>>62747278
It was a fiction about science. It was science fiction.
>>62747548
Is House a science fiction show?
I know it's not funny, but is it sci-fi?
According to you it is
>>62747406
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>62747600
>practice of medicine
>a hard science
Good one. Next you'll tell me accountants are all mathematicians.
>disregard females
>acquire starchy tubers
>>62747600
Some day you'll be old and grey and then realize you lived your whole life as a fucking retard virgin.
>>62747015
>Getting Married
He was smart enough not be a c u c k
>>62747429
Yeah
>cute as hell astronaut has a computer full of porn
>takes her 3 years to flirt with colleague
>>62747015
>Was Mark Watney gay?
If you wanted him to be. His love life is a cipher. He could be gay, he could be ace, he could be a divorcee, he could be a widower. What do you want to see him as?
>>62747967
>What do you want to see him as?
>a busy Mom
>somebody once told me starts playing
>>62747967
>What do you want to see him as?
a busy Mom
>>62747967
An apple farmer.
>>62747015
I actually found it refreshing to see such an "asexual" character for a change.
He was just a rather cool guy but kept his sexuality in the bedroom as it would seem.
>>62747015
I'm actually really glad they didn't shoe horn some shitty love story into this just to appeal to the slags
>>62747015
he's a botanist. isn't that proof enough?
what kind of hetero cares about plants
>>62749228
Pot farmers?
>>62749255
doesn't count. weed kills your libido
he was a martian...the martian
>>62749202
Only that they kinda did: That one guy and Kate Mara's character fancying each other and getting such stereotypical "happily ever after" ending – rather unneccessary if you ask me.
But then again, I liked the shot of Mara standing before the viewports with such a longing expression. That was cute.
>>62747015
>Was Mark Watney gay? He told Jessica Chastain to find his parents if he didn't make it back- no wife, no kids. He's also the only character from the crew not with a spouse at the end.
Literally go back to fucking reddit
>>62749320
>But then again, I liked the shot of Mara standing before the viewports with such a longing expression. That was cute.
I agree that was done very well, a lot better than her kissing the helmet.
>>62749320
>relationship
>takes up a total of 2 minutes screentime
movies can't even develop a romance subplot visually these days without some autist on the internet getting triggered because romance is inherently cliched to them.
>>62747839
A retard virgin that could knock your teeth in you little fucking nerd.
