so I have a gil coming over to watch a movie.
I thought Coherence, but dont have any backups.. something like eternal sunshine of spotless mind maybe
anyone got ideas ? thanks
>watching movies with other people
Enemy
>Americans eat from boxes
holy shit
>>62745118
top kek
>>62745079
Jeux d'enfants (love me if you dare)
>watch the Ninth Gate with this italian girl in college
>after the film talk about all the cool shit with her
>never think of her sexually, i'm average and thought no woman would want me
>we watch movies, but I never make a move because i see her as a friend
>she drops out
>never saw her again
>tfw the realization that I lost the only person who actually enjoyed my company
>tfw the realization that she endured these shit movies because she wanted a relationship
>tfw i could've had a gf
>tfw i want to fucking kill myself for not seeing the signals
>>62745183
what? R9K?
>>62745183
i havent seen ninth gate for a while.. is it worth it ?.. this girl is pretty mild, but yes
last time we watched ginger snanps
>so I have a gil coming over to watch a movie
>>62745079
Is there a story behind this picture, or what?
>>62745268
the ninth gate has this cool mystery, and johnny depp in his prime
if she doesn't pick up her phone throughout the movie, then you definately have a taker.
the italian chick never picked up her phone. and her accent... oh god
>>62745079
Nostalghia
Chungking Express, lad
this isn't fucking facebook
fuck off faggot
Scott Pilgrim
Worked for me.
>>62745375
this desu
its a pretty safe bet
>>62745079
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood
Guaranteed panty melter senpai
>>62745079
I always rec Wes Anderson, but it's been so long since I've had a girl over I'm not even sure if that works.
I refuse to watch Before Sunrise/Sunset without a gf.
>>62745183
>tfw the key to getting a gf is not thinking of someone sexually and just being a decent friend.
I'm currently testing this theory. It's worked in the past.
>>62745453
she is a fan of wes anderson and seen all of her films
>>62745359
little heavy i thinks
>>62745367
added to my watchlist to watch later
>>62745375
maybe.. only when she hasent seen it, gonna ask
>>62745403
she is not a stoner, I loved this movie when I was little tho
atm it is between: coherence, scott pilgrim and 9th gate..
>>62745667
do you think wes anderson is a woman
>>62745719
no.. tried to make a joke ..his films are that way, that might be made by woman
>>62745667
between those three, Scoot Pilgy
>>62745667
>not turning the date into Hiroshima and Niggasaki
You might as well chemically castrate yourself
>>62745453
>>tfw the key to getting a gf is not thinking of someone sexually and just being a decent friend.
That's the key to getting friendzoned.
>>62745789
Jokes like that don't really work when you're already terrible at spelling, writing, and communicating. It just looks like another mistake
>>62745079
>anyone got ideas ?
Stopped reading there; no one can help you.
>>62745973
Yeh.. I know it is pretty lame, but I thought what the heck.
like to have one more movie.. maybe shes has seen all others
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, I remembered it as a romantic movie, turns out it's not. Also my date kept asking what was going on. Just watch the movie you stupid pleb
>>62745313
>be me walking around LA mall
>suddenly see my waifu Chloë eating with some loser
>too shy to ask for a picture or autograph
>stand by a few feet away, frozen, next to a family of four's table
>finally work up the courage to even get out my phone in hopes of maybe at least sneaking a picture
>raise phone and hit the button
>multi-shot mode is on
>flash is on
>phone makes loud camera shutter noises
>Chloë looks up as every patron behind her's attention is drawn to me as well
>freeze as she awkwardly gives a small smile and then looks away to her meal again
>remain frozen to the spot sweating profusely
>diapers thankfully absorb the pee seeping out into my pants
>scurry away back home crying all the way at how Chloë must hate me now
>try to kill myself by hanging but mom finds me with the belt around my neck in the closet with a tiny boner
Watch something light hearted, the real objective is to fuck her.
>>62745079
That photo always kills me.
