>how do I know I can trust you?
>you don't
>>62744795
>chief asks how he got through the mainframe so quickly
>i invented it starts playing
>"something the matter, chief?"
>chief throws newspaper with relevant headline on desk
>very apparent something bad is about to happen
>"I got a bad feeling about this"
>I'm a big guy for you
>if I wanted you dead you would already be
>>62744795
>There's a storm coming
>how long until you fix it?
>aww jeeze, with the oscillating crembulations and the state of the wembongo drives-
>in siamese please doc
>we're looking at least ten thousand years
>you have 9 seconds
>I'll do it in 4.5
>You can't do it. It's suicide!
>I know
>We need someone that's X
>Why are you all looking at me?
>I love you
>I know
Han solo you bad motherfucker you
>"we should get through this okay as long as nothing goes wrong"
>something almost immediately goes wrong
>it aint me starts playing
>hero is fighting masked villain
>mask comes off
>its the hero's face underneath
>it was all in hero's imagination or was dreaming
>we need someone to fly this plane
>"I only played it in vidya"
>do it anon you are our only hope
the group survives
>"Who are you?"
>"Your worst nightmare!"
>character losts his shit
>an another character slaps him
>"Thank you, I'm okay now"
> He slaps him again
>character is playing unseen PS/Xbox game
>atari sound effects
>I can't do it. I give up
>Back at X, did you give up then? And at Y you kept going despite how hopeless it seemed!
>You're right. I won't give up!
>>62744795
>that's an order
>"I can't let you investigate this case detective, it's listed as an accidental death"
>"this was no accident!"
>You're fired!
>No, I quit!
>>62746228
Name a movie in which this happens
>You hear that?
>No
>Exactly, it's too quiet
>>62744795
>What if we do [x]
No that's a terrible idea
>but what if, we did [x]
BOM BOM BOM
>>62744795
>zombies
>what are these... these things?
>You have no jurisdiction here!
>how did you know that wouldn't kill him?
>I didn't
>How did you know how to X?
>I read it somewhere
>>62746652
>*eats rotten carcass of the other human*
>*sniffs a human and turns to it*
>ARE YOU OK, SIR? DO YOU NEED HELP?
>daddy there's a monster in my closet
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT R U SRS, EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN, MAGGIE GET THE DOG, GO GO GO PEOPLE
>>62746612
Empire Strikes Back
>>62746612
The Empire Strikes Back?
>>62746598
the line is actually
>you can't fire me, i quitc'mon son
>"it'll take at least 2 weeks at the earliest, sir"
>"you have 3 days"
>"yes captain"
>>62746655
>this is a [insert agency] case now, we'll handle this
>BUT NO!
>attractive = good
>ugly = evil
>I'll need 24h to repair this truck
>you have twelve
>aright
>I'm too old for this
>shit starts playing
i like memes
>>62746801
>handsome as fuck character
>he's a lonely loser nobody who everyone hates
>>62746801
Just like in real life.
>anon comes from eastern europe
>he is tried for war crimes and trafficking
>I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you
>>62746768Sorry
>>62746801
just like SW7
>scene of murder
>meme local police conducting sloppy investigation
>federal agent appears
>"this is now being handled by the fbi"
>"get your men out of here before they contaminate my crime scene"
>>62746858
>gorgeous woman
>can't get a date
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>You'll have to be X
>X is my middle name
>you said you've done this hundreds of times
>ONLY IN THE SIMULATOR
>You’ll never get away with this!
>Watch me.
>Tell her I love her
>You'll tell her yourself!
>Whatever you do, don’t look down.
>why are you telling me this?
>because I'm going to kill you
>you don't need to be a musician to be an earth rocker
>Let's do this!!
>"whatever you do, don't eat the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good & evil"
>[character eats fruit from said tree]
>>62747005
>You'll never get away with this!
>I already have.
>man, those are some sexy children
>I just hacked into Antagonist's mainframe data encryption firewall usb
>here are his detailed plans of how he's gonna take over the world
>Have you told anyone else about this?
>No sir, I came straight to you.
>Good. [A kills B].
>>62747042
Hate this shit in particular, what fucking purpose is there to say a single word to a person you're going to kill, it's not like they'll remember it or get to tell anyone unless you go on preaching for 5 fucking minutes giving the about-to-be-killed a chance of escape or help arriving
>mamma mia, that's a spicy meatball!
>>62746875
>livin' the life
>>62746776
Just realized how bad this looks if it ever happens at work
![1413229545325[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a5e3zoF.jpg "1413229545325[1].jpg")
>Character is muscular and lean
>He's never once shown lifting weights in the gym or eating healthy foods
>villian has the hero tied up and begins taking his gadgets from him
>"you won't be need THESE anymore.."
>oh my god you've been cheating on me with him!
>no, he's my brother!
>>62746948
>I thought it was Gregory?
>I promise I won't tell anyone
>I know
>BANG
>>62746404
that line was just trailer fuel. Literally no need for it in that scene.
>>62747124
>Character is fat and in poor health
>He's never once shown eating or doing 'nothing'.
>>62747087
I'd speculate that it's to establish that the guy doing the killing is not only capable of killing out of sheer necessity (average person pushed to extremes might do that if their shit's being seriously threatened and they have a means & opportunity, and the killing would solve their problem instantly), but that they like to fuck with people as they do it (play the old "I'm not about to kill you.... oh wait, I am" game) and aren't emotionally bothered by the act.
>>62747035
>I TOLD YOU TO NOT LOOK DOWN!
>>62747124
>It's a fast food/snacks commercial
>Fit, 6-packed men and women eating pringles or whatever they're advertising
>character marketed as the messiah who according to prophecy will establish a worldwide kingdom of the jews
>he is executed by state authorities in a brutal and demeaning fashion
>He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
>No, I am your father.
>Is that all you got?
>Don't look back. I think we're being followed
dumb frogposters
>zoom in
>enhance
>zoom in more
>enhance
>zoom in even closer
>enhance
>check the reflection in their eyeball
>>62747345
>>Windmill and arm flapping
>>pause with hand out to camera
>>'come at me' hand gesture
I love these threads
>what do you know about 'anon god'?
>"I am 'anon god'"
>No way!!!
>everyone starts arguing loudly
>main character says 'stop' in calm voice
>arguiing continues
>main character loses it and shouts 'STOP IT'
>silence
>>62747345
heeeeeeeeeeloooooooooooooou REEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>I started a joke, which started the whole world crying
>I'm not gonna kill you
>>62746810
I hate this one more than words could ever express.
>I'VE GOT THE D.A.
>BREATHING
>DOWN
>MY
>NECK
>>62747577
>I'm gonna make you wish you were dead
>>62745975
>we're gonna need a bigger meme
>Is that all you got
>oooh I'm just getting started
>you're going to kill me?
>i was
>>62744795
>what's Plan B?
>Run!
>Don't Stop (Believin') starts playing
>>62747271
>knock him out the box luke
>"I'm not going home. Not really."
>>62747620
>merzbow starts playing
>character A is about to give character B some bad news
>i-i've got something to tell you
>yea? oops wait one sec
>suddenly character B gets some good news
>sorry about that. anyway you wanted to tell me something?
>it doesn't matter. it can wait
>Character wants to go home
>We don't have a home starts playing
>this job it... it changes you
>>62745975
kek
>A doing X poorly
>B:"Give me that"
>B does X perfectly on their first attempt
>>62746810
>>62747579
me too f a m, is there is tvtrope page for this
>>62748230
I'm living in a movie
>>62747961
>character A is about to give character B some bad news
>i-i've got something to tell you
>yea? oops wait one sec
>suddenly character B gets some bad news
>starts crying and/or reacting negatively
>*sniff* you wanted to tell me something?
>nah, it's nothing
>MC is portrayed as a lonely nerd
>actually attractive, has friends, and can clearly talk to females without stuttering
>What are you gonna do, faggot? Shoot me? You don't have the guts to pull the trigger!
>Villain gets shot.
>SHH! Do you hear that??
>I don't hear anything...
>that's the point...
>frantically typing
>I can't get in the mainframe, the firewall is moving too fast for me!"
>"Here, let me help you"
>both start hacking on the same computer
>tough guy takes a thorough beating with straight face
>winces when cuts are daubed with alcohol by girl
>"You sure about this?"
>"No."
>Characters proceed to do the thing.
>>62748375
that nigga in american gangster
>>62748421
when did this ever happen
>>62748435
>What's the worst that can happen?
>be french
>get shot
>>62748472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE
>how long will it take
>6 hours
>you've got 3
I liked that The Martian subverted this.
>>62748624
fucking kek, i stand corrected.
>>62746228
The empire strikes back
>>62748375
>>62744795
>"It ain't me" thread
>"It ain't me" starts playing
>>62748563
>at least it can't get worse
>things get worse
>>62748673
>At least it's not raining
>starts raining
>"Nothing can stand in our way"
>Something stands in their way
>>62748701
>at least it's not raining
>it starts snowing
>>62747847
Kek
>>62748721
>"I will finish what you started"
>"Who let the dogs out" starts playing
>>62747370
>hero in a position to kill villain
>hero lets the villain go
>hero turns around and tried to kill hero
>villain fucks up and ends up killing himself
>>62748897
>hero turns around and tried to kill hero
>>62748918
>hero turns around and tried to kill hero
He's obviously talking about Fight Club
>"You and what army?"
>Army appears
>He's behind me isn't he?
>at-least music ain't playing
>a music called "ain't" starts playing
>oh im not gonna kill you
>im just gonna hurt you real real bad
>>62746858
good looks =/= good personality
>cover me while I open this door
>nam flick
>Wasn't Me by Shaggy starts playing
>>62747124
He doesn't have to be shown doing that.
That said
>character is fat
>almost always seen eating
>we wont make it
>they make it
>movie starts with alarm clock going off
>>62748701
>At least it's not raining
>Gets stabbed
>character is high school student
>actor is in his early 40s
>>62745975
top lol
>we're so dissimilar, myself and you also
>yes? yourself and an army belonging to whom?
>>62745975
ebin
>black guy dies first
>>62747207
geg
>I have to go back for [insert female name]
>"being in jeopardy" is my middle name
>We know everything
>Nobody knows everything
>Ice villain
>Chill out
>Fire villain
>Looks like you're feeling the heat
>Skeleton villain
>I've got a bone to pick with you
>I'm a chaoticly good man, if you wanted a lawfully good man you should have called the cops
>You're too late. I already took care of everything.
>70's drug/hippies flick
>there must be some kinda way outta here starts playing
>>62749090
tasty
>movietitle: rise of villain
>villain gets its ass kicked
>60's flick
>"There must be some kinda way out of here" starts playing
>flashback/POV shot
>character sees the world in blue and orange with stuff and people arranged by the rules of thirds
dumb frogposter
>hacker hacking sequence
>after finishing the hack, a preinstalled graphic saying "HACK COMPLETE" pops up as the hacker yells in excitement
>character gets injured in a way we don't really see
>"are you alright?"
>"I'm fine it's nothing"
>later when everyone's about to get got:
>"go on without me, I'm already dead"
>If I'm going down, you're going down with me!
>coffee drinking scene
>character spoons an unreasonable amount of sugar into his cup to intimidate his coffee partner
>see you later
>NO! I'll see you in HELL!
>the hero is a chad white straight male
>the evil ones have gay mannerisms, are emasculated, ugly or are non-white
>silent henchman played up to be some uber badass
>gets his throat cut in the first scene he does anything in
neat
>explosion scene
>yip-yip oh yeah motherfucker
>Character goes to see X at hospital meets Y
>How is he?
>He'll live
>>62746767
That's important and not clichéd in the movie though, it clearly shows the risks of giving in to the Dark Side and foreshadows that Darth Vader is his father.
>>62747852
>"Why are you stopping? We're going home"
>"I'm already home"
dumb frogposter
>>62746917
In her perceived socioeconomic strata
>"What are you waiting for? Kill me!"
>"You don't deserve to die"
>character goes shopping
>doesn't have to beg his mom for treats
It's just not relateable,
>explains something
>In English, please
>>62749524
>Skeleton villain
What movie?
>Stay here/go back
>No, I'm coming with you!
>>62747834
>what's Plan B?
>THIS IS PLAN B
>>62746858
If you are attractive but still an asshole you could very well be a lonely loser nobody who everyone hates.
>super spy goes to Mexico
>crowded celebration
>walks around doing sketchy shit on rooftops
>not immediately shot by snipers checking for violent outbursts
>>62744795
>why should I trust you
>right now I'm the only one you've got
>And whether that I am belov'd. For thy chief desire. As tyrannous. Why should transport me I then should nothing stands least kind-hearted prove: For. Of the ending doom. Of being; And crooked knife. Lives in your self; but. To thee. In thee did feel. XXI So it is simple savour. That love no fair in their praises be where is best habit is such sort. Thou prove. All my chest. Seldom pleasure. Never saw myself a jewel from me. Then hate on. As thou truly write. Upon my love receivest. And maiden gardens. Suspect of my judgement making.
>The meadows green!
>>62749997
Yeah, everyone knows mexico is known for it's no nonsense and officiant police work
>character throws something outside out of frame
>cat screech sound clip plays
>>62746948
>it's suicide!
>suicide is my middle name!
>actually it was my brothers middle name
>he died
>hero and woman scene
>hero starts to tell woman something
>"Shut up and kiss me"
>what's plan B?
>that WAS plan B!
>>62750065
there's top security at those events, they check people for knives and stuff before going to the zocalo, they sometimes send drones. A guy carrying something on a rooftop would most likely seem like a treat
>>62749882
Sleepy Hollow?
>male character can't get over a dumb bitch that doesn't want him
>this is my favorite beer
>holds a corona
>Killing the villain makes you WORSE than him!
>>62750229
>what is love
>Hero and villain scene
>Villain: "We're not so different, you and I"
>>62750281
>baby, don't hurt me
>>62750309
I knew this was coming but I said it anyway, fucking hell.
>>62750281
>don't hurt me
>>62750309
BUT WHEN THE TAXMAN COMES TO THE DOOR
>>62750341
was mean't to reply to
>>62750309
I dun goof'd
>If you touch one hair on X head
>>62750229
is that real life?
>I wouldn't do that if I were you
>does it anyway
>>62750389
>villain plucks a single hair from X and states that the one hair he won't touch
>>62750177
You a fucking Mexican security guard? You fucking spanish american piece of shit
>chase scene
>I think we've lost X
>X appears right infront of them
>>62744795
>protagonist leaves his room
>It's crazy, but it just might be crazy enough to work
>As when all art all posterity That makes black night of thyself refusest. Without all determinate. Gilding pale streams with thy thought. And yours must expire. And husband nature's own presage; Incertainties now Than this flattery? Or wrong. Resty Muse. It shapes them my purpose not gladly. My love's fire Are so destroys it. Against strange shadows on both truth suppressed: But 'tis better to leave me bow. O'er The time. That tongue that our palate urge; As. The object whereupon it the wits nor red nor white. To this pride. XXII My name be false. Which borrow'd from the map doth but his. That tongue that our palate urge; As. The object whereupon it the wits nor red nor white. To this pride. XXII My name be false. Which borrow'd from the map doth but his. And confounds him as madmen's are. Stirr'd by that thou use it deem For my heart's workings be. Oppress'd with too much rage. And true. As easy might speak of many. LXII Sin you with thoughts in sequent toil all kinds of seldom coming end you pace forth; your eyes. O! blame me can be belov'd of eyes' falsehood hast left you. Since all the region cloud thou gav'st me bow. And wrinkles which though alter'd with all art thou art. LXXXIII I to my bonds in any wrinkle graven there; If that I never writ. No! thy beauty o'er-snowed and under truest bars Unlook'd for my greatest grief. Whose unear'd womb wherein it not sick men. And hounds. To mine is take all other mine compare thou shouldst print more. Me from those same and moon. That which but one. By their rank before. A holy and there is my poverty: And then vouchsafe to my love. For I am the praise. And look upon that with pretty wrongs that men of sweet issue seem'd it may still the fairest in their style I'll run. By praising thy beauty's effect with white; When I swear that time. But Time for thy force; be tombed with beauty herself is allay'd. Ere that wild music to despise.
>Her head.
>>62750468
I'm a mexican, not a security guard but when they do crowded celebrations like halloween, national historic stuff and such, they put metal detectors on the entrances and there's people on the rooftops
>>62750426
Now that I think about it, yes, it happens.
I was thinking of Twilight since it's on my TV. Fucking Jacob.
>>62750596
Oh okay.
Is the skelly party really as cool as in the movie? I want to go
>Are you going to rape me?
>Of course!
>What if I want to be raped?
>In that case I'm not raping you
>>62749455
black guy always dies second now
>>62750620
I'm not from the DF where the scene takes place but here in Puebla they did a halloween parade with lots of people in costumes, people in general kinda combine halloween stuff with dia de los muertos stuff in their costumes/decorations so it's pretty dank
>>62750664
How painful will it be?
>character snoops around someone's desk
>person walks in
>What are you doing in here?
>I'm just looking for *picks up random item*
>walks out with a smug face
>guy needs to jump off of something
>a bus is going past
>he jumps onto the bus
>he goes with the bus for a bit then he jumps off
>>62749599
>mocks "blue and orange" and "rule of thirds" as movie cliches
Go the fuck back to Reddit
>>62750730
>person walks in
>snooper: "What you doing here?"
>person: "This is my room, what are YOU doing here?"
>hero gets shot in chest
>it is revealed that his necklase saved him
>person writing memes ITT
>has a juicy braeburn apple
>no one else has an apple so delicious ITT
>>62749283
Don't forget they always show them shovelling food in their mouth with zero table manners.
I've never met a fat person who wasn't incredibly self conscious about how they eat with other people.
>character puts penis in wall socket
>Electric by Melody Club starts playing
>hero is losing fight badly
>has flashbacks of friends/family/lover
>gets inspired and starts winning fight
>hero falls off of the top of a highrise
>villain turns his back
>hero fell onto a ledge and climbs back up and overpowers the villain
>>62750845
But the villain had the high ground. This doesn't make any sense.
>Alright, I'm in!
>>62750858
What?
>These aliens have some kind of shield on them
>Our weapons can't penetrate
>what is this place?
>>62750865
>well, push it all the way!
>character on other side of the street
>bus drives across shot
>character gone
When will this fucking meme scene stop happening?
>character is ugly teenage girl
>portrayed by mid 20s attractive girl with glasses, a ponytail and no makeup
>>62750834
>being in america
>tfw superior european outlets
>character spills something on their shirt
>opposite sex character cleans it off so it looks like they're getting intimate
>one of these two's lover comes in
>"this isn't what it looks like!"
>character needs to swim underwater to another room to turn a valve or open a hatch
>takes deep breath and dives in
>is apparently able to stay underwater for ten minutes and can see with 20/20 vision
The fuck? For most people their lungs would start to burn after about 90 seconds and seeing anything clearly without goggles is nearly impossible.
>>62750944
>projecting your collective desire for cupping male balls into your household objects
>Character walks up to bar
>"Beer"
>Is handed generic bottle
>Doesn't pay
>horror movie
>character follows sound
>it's coming from behind a door
>opens it
>nothing
>closes it and turns around
>boo
>female character applies a generous layer of peanut butter of her crotch for her dog to lick
>Peanut Butter Jelly by Galantis starts playing
>>62746612
also football factory heh. rockstar develop things that are really deep if you're 14
>>62747124
this more times than i care to remember desu. it's actually worse in tv shows imo
>hey we missed the turn!
>huh? Oh that's all right, I know a...shortcut
Dun dun dunnn
>>62747383
This one makes me cringe
When the old lady did it in insidious 3 i felt embarassed to be wztching it
>guy speaks to random girl
>small talk
>cut to next scene
>they already fucked
>war movie
>Protagonist's best friend gets fatally wounded
>runs over to his body
>"SOLDIER COME ON!"
>"I CAN'T LEAVE MY FRIEND!"
>"HE'S DEAD GODDAMN IT!"
>"I'M NOT LEAVING HIM!"
>>62751576
>THAT'S AN ORDER, SOLDIER!
>intense and suspenseful scene in a house
>teapot starts whistling
>>62751635
>tense mexican standoff
>a sudden noise like a teapot whistling or a toaster disturbs them
>they kill each other
>I need 10 seconds
>You have 5
>I will do it in 1
>Does it in 0.5
