>Alejandro has prepared a delightful meal for us. Chili and sea bass, I believe. Shall we?
What did he mean by this?
>>62738778
Chili, sea bass and ginger is a pretty high class dish.
>>62738805
What the fuck is with /tv/ always making me want sea food? Crab legs and now these threads.
>>62738805
For you
>>62738778
Chilean sea bass you fucking mong
>>62739151
Why John, that hurt!
>>62739207
Hello John!
>>62739047
Do americlucks really eat seabass from chile?
I thought he was talking about chill E and C bass
>>62738778
It's Chilean Sea bass you cock gobbler
>promises chilly seabass
>it's clearly been cooked
SPARED NO EXPENSE
Was Alejandro the true hero of Jurassic Park?
>>62741349
Is that Alfred from Batman?
>>62741392
It's Al-Fred. He was a notorious jihadist before being employed by the Waynes.
>>62738778
sea bass = pussy (cos pussy smells like fish)
alejandro = his bull
GWANT
>>62738778
>Finally decide to take 4chan advice and be alpha and ask women out
>after years of isolation and 4chan as only social outlet didn't realize how weird my jokes were to most people
>walk up to group of girls at starbucks
>"you don't get to bring friends"
>"what?"
>"you're going to suck my dick, the hard way or the easy way"
>"what the fuck"
Laying on the charm
>the hard way is me taking you out to a lovely romantic dinner, sharing heartfelt moments and at last making love
>laugh
>or the easy way is you could just get on your knees now
>"...what the fuck go away creep"
>wew that pick up line didnt fly so good
>start talking to next girl
>get that hot head out of here amirite dot jay peg
>"can you please leave, no one wants to date you here, thanks"
>its okay no one cared who I was until I put on the mask
I cleverly put on funny mask
>....
>....
>I'm a big guy you know...
Look at each one of the girls, let my gaze linger on the last one
>for you
the cops ended up being called, guess those girls were 15 anyway so no biggie.
>>62741557
well done f a m t b h af
>>62738778
>Alejandro
>Chilean
Clearly a sly reference to Jodorowsky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA
>Lady Gaga
>Female baby noise
>Females make babies during sex
>Females make noises during sex
>Sex noise
>Chilli is an aphrodisiac
>Sex, chilli
>Sea Bass are fish
How far down the rabbit hole are you willing to go, John?
>>62739239
Only in the 90s and only if it is called "Chilean Sea Bass." It was all the rage amongst upscale types back then, in reality it is known as Antarctic Toothfish. Fished mostly from The Ross Sea, a mostly untouched marine habitat and the world's decreasingly most pristine sea.
>>62741758
>chilli is an aphrodisiac
>>62741557
I am not sure what I just read but I laughed
>>62741773
>Eating chili peppers generates physiological responses in our bodies (e.g., sweating, increased heart rate and circulation) that are similar to those experienced when having sex. The capsaicin they contain is responsible for the effects and is also a good pain reliever. Another reported effect of eating large quantities of chili peppers is an irritation of the genitals and urinary tract that could feel similar to sexual excitement.
Nice. I have a coupon.
>>62741785
swimming a bunch of laps in a really unsanitary pool would accomplish all those things too
>>62741808
That would be stupid. John. I thought you were a man of science? What kind of show are you running here?
>>62739212
Oh, Mr. Deedle-ee, where did you come from?
>>62741419
this. Al Fred Jandro. people call him Al "Eh" Andro because of his indifferent attitude towards the whole dinosaur thing. Al Jandro just wanted to make sure people got the best chili and sea bass
>>62738778
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>62739296
underrated post
spared no expense
>>62738778
>>62738805
>>62739047
>>62739151
>>62739296
>>62739887
>>62741276
>>62741349
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>>62741557
>>62741758
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>>62742143
Ironic shitposting is just shitposting.
>>62742143
looks delicious to be honest family
shall we?
