Is it true Americans have theatre showers?
>>62738360
Yes.
>>62738360
You mean you don't?
I bet you don't even have dance intermissions
is it true Americans have designated clapping intermissions?
>>62738360
Do non-american theaters not? thats fucking gross dude
movie theaters are nasty...its full of butter, semen and gummi bears
>They don't put butter on popcorn.
>>62738360
>no crablegs at local theater
>legal sea food downstairs
Best way to sneak them in?
>>62738435
You're a bit mistaken. We have intermissions for when we take a pause in the clapping and sit silently for a while, then we resume constant clapping for the remainder of the film.
>>62738360
You don't? How do you wash off all of the butter after a film then?
>>62738360
>Americans don't say goodbye when putting a phone down, they hang up like in mid sentence
>>62738360
I remember watching a clip of a coke or Pepsi boss at a senate hearing about how much sugar is in their drinks, and n word of a lie he was sitting there trying to convince them that coke or Pepsi was as good and healthy as water
and some republicans there was backing him up hahahahaha
I was raped in theater showers. I don't trust them anymore. And I turn around right away and ask to refund my tickets if I ever see a guy who brought his falcon into the theater
>>62738497
man, that sounds too much like how I lost my virginity
> have a nice date night planned at my house
> watch drive and dark knight rises
> cook some crab legs for us
> take shower afterwards
>>62739353
I just drink water.
is it true that all americans were required to clap & cheer before they were allowed to get up & leave this film?
>>62739518
no one watched that movie
>>62738360
>>62738360
>be me
>go to America
>See a weapon shop
>walk over the road to go in
>buy a rocket launcher
>walk out
>police stop me
GET ON THIS FLOOR CRIMINAL SCUM, WE CANT HAVE DANGEROUS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WALKING THE STREETS OF BURGERLAND
>w-what have i done, he said the rocket launchers were legal
IT IS LEGAL, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR JAY WALKING
>in police station they search me
>find a kinder egg in my pocket
>serving 20 years to life now
I know this is a shitposting meme thread but I can give an honest response if anyone is interested.
Fact: most theaters are located in malls.
Fact: most malls have employee showers.
So yeah there are shower in the same building as the theatre.
>that one guy who comes to the theatre wearing nothing but a towel
You're missing out on nothing, eurobros.
>>62739635
>Fact: most malls have employee showers.
wat.. really?
How can I sneak my slow cooker into the theater?
>>62738360
We need them to wash the blood off our clothes from the daily theater shootings we have here.
>>62739635
Malls don't have showers.
>>62739732
you clean your clothes by wearing them into a shower?
>>62739695
Inside your pants, the gay guy at the ticket counter will probably let you in for free when he sees your bulge.
>>62739732
they will have Concert Hall showers in france now
>>62739680
>>62739741
Confirmed for either never worked in a mall, or only visiting the second rate shit malls. Any high end cadillac Fairview mall has employee showers.
>>62739750
Americans don't like being naked.
>go to theatre by myself for Jungle All The Way on Christmas Eve
>I've seen this movie fifteen times, but never in 35mm, immensely excited
>people everywhere in groups, getting anxious but go buy my ticket and get my hand stamped
>start towards room three
>bouncer stops me, "Hey kid, what does the sign say?"
>realize the showers slipped my mind in my anxiety and the bouncer can smell the BO on me
>go backwards through the turnstile and lineup to the showers
>shower quickly with one hand sticking out the stall so my stamp doesn't come off
>get it a little wet but it seems okay
>quickly changing to not miss the opening credits
>old asians come out of the sauna and a big cloud of steam billows into the change room
>stamp starts running down my fist
>have to pay again even though the attendant recognizes
>miss the first 5 minutes
>Arnie is mfw
>>62739635
>Fact: most theaters are located in malls.
I haven't seen a mall since the 90s.
>>62739741
Some malls have living quarters. Watch the Mick Foley santa documentary, at an upscale mall this mall santa gets to stay in a pretty sweet apartment located in the mall.
>>62739839
How did you get in at all? Was there really not a no-singles policy in place?
>tfw my theater showers have no singles policy
How the fuck so i scrub properly if i have to hold someone's hands while im in there!?
I'm sorry is this a troll thread or is this real? Google turns out no results.
>>62740515
It's real. It gets really hot in some theatres.
>>62740427
they usually let me in if I have a theater appointed chaperone to help me wash. I don't know why he always has to be a big black guy though, he scrubs way too hard.
>>62740515
It's true, Americans are legally mandated by the 17th amendment to shower before and after any veiwing of a movie in theatres.
it comes in handy sometimes, I remember after watching moonrise kingdom I was really sticky and needed a shower.
>>62738360
>tfw the umpire didn't believe I was waiting for my friend to turn up even though I put a bag on the seat next to me and bought two buckets of nachos
>made me use the singles only showers
>the only other guys there was a hobo and a creepy old guy who kept winking at me
>down in the basement really far from the theater so I missed part of the dance intermission.
Ruined my day
>go to the cineam
>mfw surprise penis inspection and virgin test
Needless to say that the nurse was laughing at me the entire time.
>>62740427
Rapists usually work alone, so it makes sense
>>62739624
>be me
>>>/reddit/
>>62739353
>coke or Pepsi was as good and healthy as water
But it is healthier. If you were stranded out in the wood for a two weeks with a 24 pack of water or a 24 pack of Pepsi you would survive only drinking the Pepsi.
my local cinema recently opened a sauna too, feels good as fuck to watch a movie while you sweat. you don't even need to take off your towel.
>>62738360
Yes, they also serve chili and sea bass.
>>62739391
>>62739442
Found your rapist.
My local theater doesn't have showers, but it does have the fucking no-singles policy. Last time I actually saw a movie there was literally years ago because of that.
>>62739665
does this actually happen?
i honestly don't understand why anybody would ever want a shower at a cinema. i don't understand why they would even think about installing showers either.
it's incomprehensible to me.
>>62741458
>But it is healthier. If you were stranded out in the wood for a two weeks with a 24 pack of water or a 24 pack of Pepsi you would survive only drinking the Pepsi.
You would also survive with the water faggot.
>>62739766
>Confirmed for either never worked in a mall, or only visiting the second rate shit malls.
You say that like that's a bad thing...
Is it true Americans give all of their meals a round of applause after they've finished eating them?
>>62742698
Only at formal dinners.
>>62739353
the only thing worse than an american post is a some smug yuropoor post like this
>>62742698
Only after dinner. Then we sing the national anthem and pledge allegiance.
>>62742698
We do this right after we pay the tip.
>americans playing along and taking a joke for once instead of getting butthurt
props to you my friends, I'll perform a celebratory clap and sing the national anthem in your honour
