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Why didn't he just take heraway?
you just KNOW
funny he was a "gray" jedi when it suited him and when it came to freeing smee, he hid behind jedi bullshit
I always wondered myself why there was implied romance vibes between those two. When I was little, I thought it was trying to hint that he was Anakin's dad for some reason. Was it just to show that he was a flawed Jedi that he was interested in her?
>>62736946
don't think it was meant to be implied. If george was a good director he would have made it clearer
He didn't take her because it wouldn't do to have her come along. Anakin needed to leave his old life to become a Jedi. You don't get to bring friends
>>62736919
Are you implying there was internal inconsistency in a Star Wars movie?
>>62736808
Didn't the slaves have bombs implanted in them that blow up and kill them if they run away?
I think I remember the kid talking about that
>>62739737
But they brought Jar-Jar "Ku Klux These Keks" Binks along for no apparent reason as well.
>>62736808
>queen of entire planet
>can't afford to go back and purchase a slave
>>62736946
This was so cringeworthy, I felt very uncomfortable while watching those scenes
>>62739787
Yes, that's right.
The truth of the matter is he could have gotten her free if he really wanted to, but what >>62739737
is probably right, as in all jedi have to detach themselves from their loved ones.
>>62739804
Yea I'm sure the tax payers would be fucking thrilled their queen is spending their money on slaves.
>>62739824
They could of offered a sedated jar jar
Im sure the Jedi would have come and arrested the Hutts and Watto if he didnt win the race.
....wait why were the Jedi allowing slavery?
What?
>>62736808
>may have been anakin's father
>pushed to have anakin trained despite it going against all good sense
>chose to leave shmeee behind, perhaps knowing it will later help push anakin to the dark side.
> discovered the path to immortality
MFW Qui Gon Gin was Darth Plagious
>>62739824
As opposed to the harem of hand maidens? Or the luxury spaceship which apparently has the rarest parts? Or the palace with an in built reactor and fighter bay?
>>62739824
Monarchs typically have their own personal wealth.
i don't think qui gon was even a real jedi
Is the audience meant to believe Anakin was born from thin air or that she was a liar?
Cause unless other people are born without sperm I think that she was just a slut who got pumped and dumped by somebody
>>62740205
>Anakin is the son of Smee and Maimen
>>62736808
he was a whimsical faggot
>>62739944
they said the galaxy is big and they have better shit to do.
>>62740205
>Is the audience meant to believe Anakin was born from thin air or that she was a liar?
audience is meant to believe that she does not want to talk about the father "he is out of the picture and she raised him alone/ there is no father"
>>62740120
Queen is an elected title on Naboo.
>>62740205
She represents the Virgin Mary
It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. Everyone was pretty much okay with slavery back then.
Jedi Jesus probably signed papers stipulating that Anakin was a slave and his property while he was at it. Then Obi-Wan herited Anakin.
>>62740205
>Chosen One
>born from a virgin and raised by an old Jew
It's just poetry, you wouldn't understand.
>>62740205
>women claiming "im a virgin i swear i have no idea how i get pregnant mustve been god :^)"
its lucas' subtle critique on womenhood
>>62740303
Lets speculate who was old enough to be his father and was force sensitive
Holy shit... Sheev is his father? Or Count Dooku?
Cause if you can have immaculate conceptions its just fucking nonsense and any of the female characters can randomly have a child and thats just fucking dumb
>>62740312
>implying she is not rich as fuck
>>62740205
Anakin is Space Jesus who then decided to kill all the Space Samurai and became a Fascist but then changed his mind after his estranged son convinced him it was the wrong thing to do.
Or Smee was probably raped in an ally and just said Anny was a virgin birth because shame or whatever. Up to the viewer to interpret it I guess.
>>62740205
Anakin is the son of Smee and Palpatin
>>62740362
its some random spacer who used to come by to buy ice cream for Anakin and his friends
>>62740344
But she actually was impregnated by the force being used from a space Jew.
>>62739737
He initially tried to get her included in the deal though.
>>62740205
She was a prostitute and got impregnated by a jedi bounty hunter doing work on Tatooine.
>>62740312
Really? So Padme ran an election campaign and won when she was just a teenager?
>>62740370
>the prequels are symbolic for how western christian influences destroyed ancient samurai culture in japan
Bravo Lucas!?
>yfw luke has only 3 grandparents
>hurr i'm one quarter force
>>62740405
Yes but it helped that her predecessor was a corrupt dick and that there was a counter movement favoring very young candidates.
>>62740394
>Qui-Gon and Watto play dice
>Qui-Gon tries to use the force
>"Jedi trick again?"
>Qui-Gon has to bring along the mom to the Jedi temple while Anakin stays alone with Watto
Yeah, doesn't make sense. Slavery is illegal in the Republic so they shouldn't feel guilty about it. She has her own house and no surveillance so why not just take her unless she has some bomb collar which she doesn't.
>>62740471
Watto was fucking her right? Who wouldn't use a female slave for sex? It's not like he demonstrated morals
Do you think she was into it?
>>62740394
we both know he did not really try. as was pointed out 1000 times he could have sold the big ship for a small ship or even just hurt watto till watto gave him everything. lets face it he used the force to cheat on that roll so its not like he was leaving it all up to destiny. hell he could have gone gambling in a bar and payed watto with that money. the whole thing was convoluted and retarded, it would have been better if his real objective had been finding the connection between the hutts and the neimoidians
>>62740405
others ran it for her. she had a boost from helping some refugees and others wanted to get rid of her predecessor due to their own motives
>>62740501
Tatooine isn't part of the Republic and they DO have bombs in them. There's a whole conversation about it
>>62740509
they retconed watto into a kind master who just wanted companionship and who sold her to her husband once it was clear they were in love.
>>62740577
what husband? is this non canon EU stuff?
>>62740577
>Watto just wanted a goy son to raise in his shop
>Jedi comes in, cheats in gambling and take him away to join a cult
>become poor as shit
>Your slave son comes back edgy; find out later he killed a whole sandnigger clan in the desert
>>62740614
the husband you see in ep2. the fucker that lost his leg trying to fight sand people. its like you guys don't even watch the basics.
>>62736808
It's easier to train the kid, when he's the only person of authority in his life
>>62739988
IT FITS
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>>62740284
But they dont
Theyre constantly seen just milling around their temple.
>>62740362
I thought it was implied the "the force" was his father, and the it brought Anakin into the galaxy to bring balance. Which would mean that Anakin was fucked from the start; he never really had a choice to be good or evil in that he was pre-destined to become Darth Vader.
I don't know, that theory is equally as stupid. I'm in the camp that Qui-Gon was actually Darth Plageuis.
>>62740657
yeah but still, he could have taken her and put her somewhere else and have her set up with a job and home, where she wasn't a slave, in a place where she couldn't influence anakin directly
>inb4 slave to capitalism
>>62740784
yeah so free will doesnt exiist in star wars hey?
he HAS to be evil and he HAS to become good and kill sheev
wait im just reading too much into a movie thats just fun cause of music and environment
>>62740415
2deep4me
>>62740616
Watto is a jew though, he would be proud that Anakin killed a bunch of sandniggers.
Ankin was conceived by Sith force-dickery, but why some random slave on Tattoine? Did they just not have any control of where he'd be born?
>>62740362
You're confusing immaculate conception and virgin birth.
>>62740860
watto is a sandnigger not a jew
>>62740799
he could have, but he doesn't care enough
>>62739737
But Smee was listed in the flight plan.
>>62736808
shes a slave and has an explosive device in her head
they take her away and her head gets blown off
>>62740362
The force allowing you to make things levitate, deflect lasers with your hands and become a spirit isn't dumb but immaculate conception is?
>>62740860
>Anakin is Space Jesus
>Shmee represents the Virgin Mary
>bunch of sandniggers murder her
>represents desecration of God and "purity
>Space Jesus slaughters sandniggers
>yfw Episode 2 is an allegory for The Crusades
George Lucas confirmed for /pol/.
>>62740908
No because lots of people have those powers
Making one person a virgin birth jesus figure and making him only able to force choke people is retarded
If he could walk on water and shit ...
>>62739789
jar jar was the key to everything that happend you pleb
>>62740934
>you underestimate my new powers
>jumps kind of high
>>62740984
>will bring balance to the force by choking people who are metres away without using his hand
he couldve just used his hands senpai
>>62740614
>>62740634
Niggas it was uncle fucking Owen's father
>even in a galaxy far far away, it's single mothers that are the leading cause of kids turning to the dark side
>>62741124
Well he did choke that one guy through the tv, across the galaxy, so theoretically he could kill anyone at any time. Also he can apparently block surprise blaster fire with his hands, which seems to me means that no one besides another jedi could really kill him. Unless I guess they blew him up.
>>62741184
>luke turns to the dark side when his father hits and quits
its potery
>>62741184
fuck off m8, my mom is single and there's nothing wrong with me
>>62740784
Lucas has always maintained that the "unbalance" in the Force is having any Sith at all. Anakin brings balance to the Force when he finally kills Palpatine and dies in Luke's arms.
>>62741205
You're here.
>>62741205
>there's nothing wrong with me
>posted on 4chan.org
>>62741205
you're here on 4chin m8
>>62740166
>Perhaps I killed a jedi and took it from him.t
>anakin literally single handedly destroys the trade federation battle ship that not only had hundreds of smaller fighter ships, had thousands of droids, and was also responsible for the droids on naboo who were lighting up the gungan army.
>padme, the goddamned queen of the PROSPEROUS TRADE PLANET NABOO can't come up with 2000 "credits" to save the mother of the hero of naboo and let her live a comfortable life and bring her along when she goes to coruscant so anakin can see her.
>mfw
>>62741220
so thered have to be like a hundred prophecies then? cause more sith came
or its one big long prophecy and it means that his coming signals the end of the sith, its just theyll reboot in a sequel and then be destroyed?
>>62736808
Because OPenis, if you weren't paying attention and I do not blame you if you weren't as Jar Jar's bullshit was really distracting, they said that slaves there are equipped with a device that will explode should they leave the designated boundaries.
>>62741375
or that's why there were varying levels of canon before Disney sorted that out.
>>62741400
>put saber to sandniggers dead
>device gets removed
???
>wait until he disables anakins head exploding thing
>force grab it out of wattos hand then push him over
>free his mom
>fuck on the way back to coruscant
>make more super powerful force babies
Obiwan wanted to fuck the Queen but he got cockblocked by Quigong so he in turn tried cockblocking Anakin and when it didnt work he became a bitter beta orbitter beta and Anakin turned against him which was fair enough
>>62736808
He didn't take her because he knew that Anakin would have turn to the Dark Side in order to bring balance to the Force.
And he knew that leaving his mother would be beneficial to that cause.
Anakin's mother was a necessary sacrifice.
He did what he had to do ;_;
>>62736808
What did Anakin's mother actually do?
Like she was a slave, but had a sweet house and comfy living.
Just casually had jedi guests over to hang out with her and her rape baby.
How was Watto getting his moneys worth?
>>62741877
She 'presented' for Watto and his guests.
>>62741877
Anakin was Watto's rape baby.
Watto is a being of pure midichlorians.
>>62736808
The Empire probable outlawed slavery, while in this despicable republic jedis would let slavery going on.
And that's the kind of society the rebels wanted to being back.
>>62739737
>You don't get to bring friends.
nice
>>62739737
uhh she wasn't his friend
>>62742333
Empire used wookie slaves homie. "Slaver" was a legit occupation during the Empire.
t. Trandoshan
>>62742864
W were S during PT.
>>62741154
uncle fucking Owen was anakins brother.
>>62736946
Oh Mah God...
Qui-Gon raised Anakin like Dooku raised the clones. It's poetry!
>>62741205
you're browsing /tv/
Who the hell is Smee?
Is this another one of your bullshit inside memes /tv/?
>>62736808
Star Wars is literally some kind of cheap Lord of the Ring/GoT knock off with little green man instead of elves and jedis instead of wizards.
Just do yourself a favor and watch Star Trek.
>>62736808
Because Lucas is a hack writer and didn't know how else to force conflict on Anakin other than by writing in that he loses his mother over some very convoluted ways that make no sense and have plot holes bigger than Madonna's Grand Canyon sized pussy.
>>62740931
>George Lucas confirmed for /pol/.
Lucas married a nigger
>>62744043
he strayed away after his marriage broke and the prequels happened
Why is Qui-Gon such a goon?
>>62741245
all padme and the others had was republic money.
watoo told quigon that he can't use that money because it's worthless in hutt controlled space.
that was the intire point of betting on the podracing.
>>62744121
>A billionaire country couldn't possibly exchange their money for Watto's money somewhere
>A billionaire country couldn't possibly exchange the slave for something worth more to Watto, like a podracing car or even some spare parts
Nice try prequel shill
>>62739824
maybe she could do with one less fucking outfit?
>>62744121
>Not understanding the basic concept of exchanging currencies
Fuck off prequel sperge
>>62736808
>>62736919
>>62739780
Because the Jedi-Order were meant to represent liberals.
There is no inconsistency. Liberals whose rhetoric is that of moral self righteousness ends when it involves an inconvenience to themselves (just like IRL where liberals talk about multiculturalism, except when it comes to blacks moving into their neighborhoods then they literally engage in redlining).
Sith = fascist
Jedi = liberals
Thought that was fairly self evident in the movie. Not difficult to follow the movie when this much is understood.
>>62744191
>people will never stop forcing their politics onto any movie they like/dislike
Feels bad man
>>62744218
First of all, everything is political; things that appear devoid of any ideological leaning are especially political.
Secondly: it's obviously an allegory between fascism vs liberalism, you dumb ass redditor. The first trilogy was space opera between good and evil, cut and dry. The prequels were a shitty space opera between liberalism and fascism.
This is not even an uncommon theme in movies. Just look at harry potter, same garbage against where voldemort is a goofy caricature of hitler.
>>62742255
Well
>Jews are statistically the most intelligent race.
>Watto is a Jewish caricature ramped up to eleven.
>It's stated that there's a positive correlation between one's number of midichlorians and intelligence quotient.
>Watto is the only one of his species that we see - could he be some sort of super powered force Jew angel? Anakin mentions angels.
>Watto is powerful enough to not be affected by the force himself which shows that he could actually be made of the same essence as the force.
Could Watto perhaps be acting as the holy spirit of the SW universe - impregnating Anakin's mother at the behest of the living Force (God) thereby creating the chosen one (Jesus)? It would certainly be poetic.
Does the Jedi Order support the institution of slavery?
>>62744121
huge plot holes because even in the movie they explain that Padme's ship alone was very valuable.
So they don't need to use currency they could fly back with another ship and trade it for her. It's a barter economy and a rich planet like Naboo has plenty of shit they can trade with. Shit that's probably surplus, like basic necessities.
Lucas is a hack, that's the long and short of it.
>>62744278
No, but the republic was corrupt and bureaucracy was everywhere.
When you have a big empire of 1000s of planets it's difficult to properly police everything
>>62744292
Why didn't the Jedi just confiscate Anakin and Smee and the part they needed for extra, and make an example out of Watto?
>>62744276
To add to this theory:
>the Anakin were a pre-flood race of super-beings created from the sexual congress between angels and mortal women.
>>62744276
Why is a shady Arab junk dealer a Jewish stereotype? I guess it's fallen out of use a bit but this character appears all over the place.
>>62744328
I don't know; people always seem to say he looks stereotypically Jewish rather than Arab.
>>62740509
With what genitals? He doesn't even wear pants.
>>62741236
He actually did, didn't he?
>>62744356
That's not a nose.
>>62744191
I love it when conservatives create these intricate constructs just to go on a rant about how they hate "leebruls".
If the last time I'd seen the prequels was less than 5 years ago, I could easily make an equally convoluted and half-assed explanation to paint the conservatives in a just as far fetched negative light.
>>62744191
How the fuck does /pol/ literally try and hamfist its retarded ideology into literally EVERYTHING?
>>62740501
she DOES have one, you absolute retard
please watch the movie before trying to discuss it
>>62744691
/pol/tards gonna tard
>>62736808
cause they BLOW YOU UP!
>>62740501
"He provided his slaves with their own hovel on Slave Quarters Row, which the Skywalkers appreciated greatly.[12] To ensured that his slaves did not try to escape, Watto had an explosive chip installed in each of them, that would detonate should they make any attempt to free themselves"
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Watto
Fucking autistic spastics like you should just end it all
So guys, are all jedi's orphans? Maybe that's why he let her stay and die
>>62740232
Maimen was her husband but she cheated on him with Juan Ovyu. Nobody knows who the real father is.
>>62736919
His flight plan only listed Maimen, Pavulheer, Button Lee and Juan Oviu.
>>62744255
>It's obvious!
>Why?
>B-b-because I said so! It's obvious! Fucking brainwashed liberal!
>>62744691
Because /pol/ is always right, fuck off back to reddit, coo-coo-cu.cklord
>>62742950
Step-brother anon, he was Cliegg Lars' son with his first wife. Remember it was only ten years in between TPM and AotC, so any son Cliegg and Shmi would have had would've been much younger than Anakin was.
>>62740205
It was manipulation of midichlorians that got her pregnant
>>62736808
what if someone came back for shmi to find out she was freed and happy with cligg ?
the real question is when the Tuskans kidnapped her, why did the moisture farmers form a posse to go get her and get themselves slaughtered, just call her son, he's a fucking jedi
>>62744255
>First of all, everything is political; things that appear devoid of any ideological leaning are especially political.
>Secondly: it's obviously an allegory between fascism vs liberalism, you dumb ass redditor. The first trilogy was space opera between good and evil, cut and dry. The prequels were a shitty space opera between liberalism and fascism.
>This is not even an uncommon theme in movies. Just look at harry potter, same garbage against where voldemort is a goofy caricature of hitler.
>>62740205
qui-gon says this to the jedi council
>its possible he was conceived by the force
>>62736808
YOU JUST KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT REALLY KILLED HER.
>>62736808
He didn't want to piss of the huts. The boy being a Jedi initiate would be allowed to leave. A Hut slave, not so easily. Or were they watto's slaves, I can't even remember that shit movie.
>>62741205
You're here
>>62748076
They are watto's slaves you twat.
But I assume watto is a bit of a heavyweight, being a tryhard-darion, and can dispatch a bounty hunter to track her shit down if he felt like it.
This is the real answer to the thread btw. You're welcome.
>>62744255
>autism: the post
Not every is political, you are autistical.
>>62748232
Watto could probably petition the Hut to go fuck them up, slave laws are the law after all.
>>62736808
Reminder that Anakin & the Jedi Council left her as a slave for 10 years when they could have come back and paid for her at any point.
It's standard op for the Jedi to take kids from their parents so this just made it easy for them. Anakin is genuinely a piece of shit and didn't care enough until years later his conscience caught up with him.
Did Anakin ever free the slaves?
>>62736808
Reminder that Cliegg Lars freed Shmi shortly after episode i
>>62749208
Reminder that Anakin didn't even know about it and went back 10 years later expecting her to still be enslaved by Watto.
>ITT: not very subtle baneposting
>>62736808
>has the power of the jedi to manipulate objects in order to cheat
>even though his mind tricks don't work on the flying bird dude I'm sure there are others around that can be mind tricked later
>He and Anakin go years knowing the mom is a slave without trying to save her
and the jedi supposed to be good?
>>62748481
>the man who sold the world
>>62741220
Why would they even care about the prophecy? By the time Qui-gon finds Anakin everyone thinks the Sith are extinct.
>>62736858
Can someone explain this meme to me?
>>62740362
>thats just fucking dumb
no it's star wars
>>62740532
Plot twist:
>Sheev and Qui-gon are working together, Qui-gon being the ultimate inside man
>Kid too old
>Qui knows this
>Kid grew up slave, raised by single mother, likely abusive master/father figure, into street racing, Likely to grow up bitter and resentful
>With a small manipulation of the force, The plan is set in motion.
>Darth Maul is not a true Sith apprentice, but an assassin Hired by Sheev.
>An assassin hired to kill his former apprentice as he is no longer necessary while making sure the plan is still in motion.
>The look on Qui-gons face as he is fatally wounded by maul, is not a look of pain, but one of shock and betrayal.
>Obi-wan knew none of this and in his pain and rage killed Maul, But Darth Maul was disposable. Unnecessary to the greater plot. Spun by the only true maser.
>Even Yoda and the Jedi council were fooled.
>It all worked.
Because Jedi are good people. That space jew didn't wanted to give nor sell her so Quigon didn't want to steal his property.
>>62750982
good point, why would quigon choose to face maul alone when he could have ran backwards and reformed with obiwan
maul was trapped nomatter what
>>62744317
That would be like two FBI agents going to Africa and confiscating some random Arab's slaves.
>>62744191
Get out reality!
Why didn't he just take the ship part by force? And I don't mean THAT kind of forve. I mean choke watto while padme grabs the part then run outta there.
