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Stuff from seasons 1-9 only
cant remember, what episode is this pic from?
>>62729325
>So I say to the President: "Get this..."
classic simpsons is 2-6, senpai
>>62729376
Really? Most people would at least add 7 & 8
I'M MR. PLOW THATS MY NAME
THAT NAME AGAIN IS MR. PLOW
>>62729413
they were good but not classic-tier
it was the first obvious sign of the show going downhill
;_______;
>>62729443
kek. Sounds like one of my drunk texts
>>62729443
I can hear it in my head. Some of the best line delivery
>Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!
Did you know the raven Treehouse of Horror episode is taken from an old poet?
>>62729528
Hey that's not completely true, it's only half true!
>>62729549
Yes.
It is based on The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe.
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/178713
You're welcome.
Finish your homework.
>>62729549
>not knowing this
Sure is pleb today...
>>62729549
Next you'll tell me the one where they go to Mr Burns' holiday home and Homer goes crazy is stolen too.
Chief Wiggum is a top tier secondary character.
>>62729468
the show could have ended there and it would have been perfect
>>62729549
Please be bait
>>62729468
overrated
The episode where she died was much better
I thought the agreed cutoff point was season 10?
>>62729376
>Leaving out 8, the best season
>>62729325
I believe its the one where Springfield gets a casino
watching season 10. some good stuff so far. the celebrity stuff gets a bit dull at points. lisa gets an A is pretty cool though.
>>62729694
hobobama
>>62729953
10 is watchable but its not classic. 9 is the last season with more good episodes than bad.
Trambopoline!
>>62729428
You're cutting out the single best episode of the whole show.
>>62729443
Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and REPLACED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL KRULL. ALL HAIL KRULL AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME! Sincerely, Little Girl.
>>62730412
This is so great. Classic simpsons had so many of these perfect throwaway gags.
>I'm seeing double...four Krustys
>>62729943
>homer you gotta take my ashes and destroy a bad corporation with them
>>62729528
>At 6:30, Marge Simpson put the cat out. Possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.
I HAVE TO GO NOW
>>62729549
Drop dead
>>62729325
I don't know why, but Flanders wearing the baseball mitt is the funniest part of this.
Also, I love how homer imagines himself as buff and fit, but still bald.
Is the alien carbon based or... silicone based?
>>62729694
Is that Gilbert gottfried?
>>62729848
>I have no idea what I'm watching
>>62730118
>you handsome devil
>>62729376
1-6 desu
>>62730199
I never understood why Benedict Arnold would be in Hell. He did more good for the continental army than anyone else. Without him (and the French) there's a good chance the revolution fails.
>>62731147
MY PLANET NEEDS ME
>>62731271
name a single memorable moment in s1
>>62729200
>Sean Connery signed by rodger moore
absolutely perfect
>>62731354
QWYJIBO
>>62731311
He was a traitor, invalidating any good he did
>Good lord, what is happening in there?
>Aurora Borealis?
>Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
>Yes
>May I see it?
>Er, no
>>62729468
>>62731607
what episode?
>>62732320
Lisa Goes Gaga
>>62732320
Mother Simpson
Where can I download old simpsons seasons friends?
This scene is perfection, the funniest thing I think I'll ever see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaDSiPrFGs
>>62730412
Read this in both voices.
Cape Feare is my favourite episode though so not surprised.
>>62731354
ONE OF US
The entire safety episode
RDRR
The Christmas episode.....like jesus that was great.
>>62732669
I just watch them all here:
http://putlocker.is/watch-the-simpsons-tvshow-online-free-putlocker.html
>>62729270
WHEN THE JAZZ MAN'S TESTIFYIN' A FAITHLESS MAN BELIEVES
I was at the pornography store
I was buying pornography!
Greatest scene/episode
Okay someone help me out here.
Its a quote from an episode where Homer quits the power plant. On his way out he insults Mr. Burns. Later Mr. Burns is recanting the insults in a humorous fashion
"Bald am I? Big nosed will you? Old are we?" That isn't the exact line thats just my best impression of it from memory. Anyone know the episode?
>>62731168
I like that it's on his right hand.
>>62731168
But why the glove?
With Apu I can take a stab and take it's a three incarnations of Krishna, the man in a bikini is to quench the fear of the audience, the alligator is the paranoia of crocodile tears by the few, the everyman is of course behind the protagonist hidden from view, the penguin the the blind majority afraid of looking up, the woman represents those that turn their nose up at people afraid of being with the masses and the baby are those who never grew up emotionally. but the glove confuses me.
>>62731147
Bart's right, let's none of us have a cow.
A pretty good example of the degradation of the simpsons and animation in general us how many reaction images you see from classic simpsons or spongebob, but never any from the newer episodes, because the new animation isn't half as expressive.
>>62731172
want some head and shoulders?
>>62734097
Flanders is left handed.
The glove is on his right hand.
That's all I can think of.
>>62731354
If you're serious you're a fucking retard.
>>62733909
That was certainly one of the lowest points of the decade, pure cringe.
>>62733989
>Not leaving the reveal of the bat in
For fucks sake
>>62734039
Was it the one where they talk about how Marge got pregnant with Lisa?
>>62731218
Looks like Ben Garrison desu senpai
Who controls the British Crown?
Who Keeps The Metric System Down?
We Do, We Do...
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We Do, We Do...
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg, a star!
We Do, We Do...
Who robs kegfish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We Do... We Doooo!
>>62733909
This episode had some of the best feels in the series.
Mr. Simpsons what are you gonna do?
I've come up with a plan. During the exam I'll hide under some coats and hope everything will somehow work out.
>>62734359
Stop posting any time :)
>"Hello my name is Mr.Burns..."
>>62734188
Left handed people wear baseball gloves on the right hand
Oh wow.........
>care to join me in a belt of scotch?
>but it's 9:30 in the morning
>yeah but I haven't slept in days
>>62733863
Someone else for RDRR, thank you.
>inb4 "those aren't memorable"
I don't expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral
>>62735424
>Hurr I have to show the Terminator 2 gifs to make sure people know it was a reference!
I hate reddit
>>62730163
>Seattle
>>62731938
>Seymour, the house is on fire!
>No Mother, its just the Northern Lights.
Bumping this thread because /tv/ is fucking terrible tonight.
>>62738656
i love how i can tell that homer says "yes sir" after bart laughs at him just from the animation alone. it's so damn expressive.
>>62729468
in the commentary on this episode they were saying how they fought Fox extremely hard on this final shot so that there wouldn't be a cutaway screen to "up next" when it aired the first time.
>>62736223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEwddMPX1NU
Quite possibly my favourite side story/joke in any Simpson's episode.
>>62738734
>hurr its so adult for a cartoon what else will they get away with!
please
>>62738804
I was referring to the firework side story.
That sinister looking kid is coming to get me!
>simpsons will never be on netflix/amazon
>fxx's site requires you to get their channel on cable
>random stream sites are shit
why wont they let me give them a couple bucks a month to constantly have the simpsons on in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_dhUv_CrI
>>62739022
1. Download all the seasons you enjoyed.
2. Add them all to a VLC playlist then set to shuffle.
3. Enjoy.
>>62731938
i think ive got a bigger version of this..
yeah here it is
>>62733989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE6hKlicTR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_X0t5OunL4
I'm half Joe Camel and a third Fonzarelli.
I wanted to be equipment manager. But nooooo.
![The_devil_and_daniel_webster_DVD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/94yCxaM.jpg "The devil and daniel webster DVD[1]")
>>62731311
It's because he's one of the Jurors in "The Devil and Daniel Webster" which is what the segment is parodying, your point about Benedict being simultaneously a traitor and a good man is raised in the original too
>>62739048
the GOAT
>>62734214
>Hey kids! Want me to drive through that cactus patch!
>Yeah!
>Yeah!
>n-No...
>OOP! Two against one!
Saddest scene coming through.
Does anyone have the image of Homer making a big dumb smile at Marge, while she facepalms?
>>62739291
But that's the happiest scene
>>62739294
Does this count?
>>62731938
>steamed hams
Goddamn this show was so great. And now it's just so shitty. How can something so great become so fucking shitty?
I hate people who fuck up great things.
>>62729570
>butchering the line this badly
>>62739109
>x1079
for what purpose
>>62731140
>>62729528
That episode was gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqDP8SnPVA0
>>62729200
Classic Simpsons is 1-10
Golden Era is 3-8
Ten had some nice gems in it too.
>supernintendo chalmers
>i am smart, much smarter than you... hibbert!
>luke be a jedi tonight!
>"did you know homer simpson likes to eat out of the flanders' garbage?" "homer!" "...i have a problem"
>max power (he has the name you'd love to touch)
>Canyonero!
And so forth. Not as good as the golden 3-8, but easily part of the classic era.
>>62729468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phE8HifoQ-8
someone rec me an episode quickly, im bored
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kthOJJT93IY
>>62739538
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
>>62729325
$pringfield, i think, they get a casino either way
>OH MY GOD!
https://youtu.be/a_VTvQLAfaE
>>62735376
That's why you're the judge, and I'm the law talkin' guy
>>62739146
H A C K T H E B O N E
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>>62739294
This one?
The summer wind came blowing in from across the sea
>>62739291
Legit got sawdust in my eyes senpai
>>62729325
>RoastedBreadEntersAThread
>>62739146
>And if you lose, I'll kill you!
>Fight, fight, fight, fight
>I'm gonna start doing this, if you get hit it's your own fault
>We'd ask you to come but... You know
>I just ripped the head off Mr. Honeybunny
>Maybe I will, Milhouse. Maybe I will.
Why is Lisa On Ice the best episode?
>>62739661
>I think I'm blind.
>>62740163
This scene was weirdly upsetting.
>>62738923
Poor Jimmy Stewart.
And that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell outta me.
>>62740382
Is Mel the only based Jew?
>>62739661
>tfw you've also sat up all night eating 64 slices of American cheese.
YOU LEAVE MR. BURNS OUT OF THIS!
>>62739811
>>62735376
>>62735343
>Well we didn't win... So here's your free pizza!
>But we did win.
>That's ok the box is empty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrpUSKE9p_M
>>62740754
>I've argued in front of every judge in the state!
>Often as a lawyer!
You've been gallivanting around with that floosy of a big brother of yours - haven't you?! Haven't you?! Look at me!
https://vimeo.com/48897403
>>62740863
Best bit character
Were you the ugly one?
>>62740989
rip phil hartman
OOH DAMN YOU SNOOOOW!
>>62741050
Simpsons died with Phil
>>62741796
Stupid babies need the most attention
>>62730118
how did they so expertly deduce my entire highschool yearbook entry?
>>62740402
There's plenty of based Jews. Get the /pol/ out if your head
>>62740450
Some of these players got a bad attitude, skip.>>62
>>62741031
Noooo, I was the tough one, Smelly.
>>62734536
True dat
>>62738920
Yeah, that bit with the fridge is one of my favourite moments too. That episode is probably one of the overall best they ever did.
He looks like you poindexter!
>>62736254
Don't call me Mr. Scorpion, Homer. It's Mr. Scorpio, but don't call me that either.
>>62740216
Bart, Mr. Honeybunny was your beloved childhood toy.
>>62740930
This is even more painful than it looks.
>Its an Al Jean commentary
>>62743170
its funny how that short skit was better than the entirety of that garbage movie
>>62731938
This. This is one of my favourite moments
>>62739291
Should those signs the saying kill bart on both side with the different pronunciation? Or is that earlier in the episode?
>>62739294
HERE U GO PAL
if need more i got all seaons 1-10 i think (maybe 11)
>Smithers I've designed a new plane, I call it the Spruce Moose. It can take 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild airport to the Belgian Congo in only 17 minutes.
>That's quite a nice model sir
>Model?
>>62744793
I said HOP IN!
>Lord have mercy I wish I weren't so fat
>>62745138
He's a big daddy
>the number you have dialed can no longer be reached from this phone, you negligent monster
just watching this episode, it was great
>>62729953
Gonna get a loooooot of shit over this, but its okay up to season 14.
>I call the big one Bitey
>>62729693
>You have the wrong number.
>This is 9-1....2
>>62729325
Monorail dude
>>62730412
Was awesome
>>62735111
Replace Lybia wit ISIS now
How do you come up with such great puns?
>>62735424
T2 is well know
>>62746474
witty remarks*
>>62746312
Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you post a response to a question that has already been answered. Then you suggest an incorrect episode that nobody could possibly have mixed up. Didn't you think this through...
[fade to later]
Assuming all the goofy shit was in the town hall meeting with the monorail song. Every top ten list of Simpsons songs had that moment...
[later]
one of the most popular musical numbers of all time, sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?
>>62746572
You might say it's my racket..
>>62746590
good podt
[TENSE MUSIC RESUMES]
>>62746988
Damned tv! you've ruined my imagination, just like you've ruined my ability to
uh...
Pic related is one of the best written jokes in the show's history.
![tumblr_lkp1zdny3j1qh59n0o1_400[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/AHWmnX3.gif "tumblr lkp1zdny3j1qh59n0o1 400[1]")
>Marge: Well, I was sure you'd be on foot because you always say public transportation is for losers. And I was sure you'd head west because Springfield slopes down that way. And then I saw the lighthouse and I remembered how you love blinking lights like the one on the waffle iron.
>Homer: Or that little guy on the Don't Walk sign.
One of my favourite scenes. Touching and funny.
>>62734039
I thought it might be And Maggie Makes Three, since he quits working at the power plant in that episode, but I just skimmed the script and didn't see anything like that.
>>62735376
>Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog. ... replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."
>>62742970
>Scorpio: Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Homer: Hehe, yes once.
>>62734039
You got it backwards.
It's when bart gives him blood and burns doesn't say thanks.
Burns reads homers pissed letter which includes:
"Old am I? Bony girl arms are they? Liver spots did I?"
>>62745817
have to agree with this. There are some GOAT moments in here.
>>62739338
It's five years later, and I still think I'm a big guy! I'm a big guy, Marge!
![tumblr_l9y1sbHnkR1qztjn5o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bWxNVDc.jpg "tumblr l9y1sbHnkR1qztjn5o1 500[1]")
These are three of my favourite quotes. I love how they reference something we never see.
>Homer: Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
>Marge: That's because you were drunk!
>Homer: And how.
>Marge: Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.
>Marge: See all that stuff in there Homer? That's why your robot didn't work.
![b237e37bd0e8d01fd499296c438b38ca[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PxXCdja.jpg "b237e37bd0e8d01fd499296c438b38ca[1]")
>>62729428
How could the season that brought us You Only Move Twice possibly not be classic-tier?
>Homer: I'll do it! But if I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?
>Marge: Oh, anything sweetheart!
>Homer: Blow up the hospital.
>Marge: Hrmmmm. Well, I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTI8y5AYS18
>>62747178
I only get it now
Fucking hell
>He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto should be "Semper fudge"
>He then told me to "relax"
>>62750292
>Lisa, tell me when your father is done scratching himself
>Lisa?
>>62745817
GOAT S10-15 moments
>Oh, no! We killed Mel Gibson!
>You all saw it. He came at me with a knife, right?
>Leave it to the Democrats to let the Spaniards back in the pantry!
>Zero’s a percent.
>That show had limitless possibilities!
>Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built; it was fired only once...to keep William Shatner from making another album!
>The Christ Punchers!
>Stupid sexy Flanders..!
>Elmo knows where you live!
> I've been called "Ugly," "Pug Ugly," "Fugly," "Pug Fugly." But never "Ugly-Ugly!"
>Behind the Laughter
>Lenny = white, Carl = black
>You have chosen 'No', meaning you have committed a crime but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.
>OK Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around.
>Mr. Simpson, this procedure could drastically increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you.
>Hmmm... Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!
>I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
>Get off my property!
>I have a life outside of you, Bart.
> It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and super liminal.
>1-2-3 Fake Street
> Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
>I'll mace you good!
> Leonardo What's-His-Name, Herman Munster, motorcade,
Birthday parties, Cheetos, pogo sticks and lemonade!
You symbiotic, stupid jerk - that's right, Flanders, I am talking about you!
>I'm not gonna pick a religion just because it sounds cool.
>How about Judaism? When you turn thirteen, cha-ching!
> Look, the think about my family is, there's five of us: Marge, Bart, girl-Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him
> Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
>They'll never stop the Simpsons song
>My face is up here, Homer.
>I've Made my Choice
>>62729468
Before watching this I thought the plot was about how Homer's mom abandoned him, came back briefly then abandoned him again. The actual story is much less soul crushing
>>62734097
>>62734188
Represents the perfect father, so busy playing catch with his sons, and the perfect, upstanding all-American capitalist. Note that they chose a baseball glove instead of a football or baseball, since Ned owns a business focusing on left handed products.
WITH THE MAN IN THE WHITEHOUSE
NOT LIKELY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vuVjiF8Jk
DUFFMAN, CAN'T BREATH
OH NO
OH,
NO
>>62750584
>AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GENIUS
>SUCK AND FUCK AMIRIGHT XDDD
>>62750810
>they'll never stop the simpsons song
>it was a joke at first
>>62750874
The way he says "I don't care" right before he swerves into the cat is ridiculously funny for some reason
>>62750810
>>Stupid sexy Flanders..!
this was post classic?
>>62751203
Season 10
>>62739499
>10
Nah, dawg.
>>62729549
>He doesn't know the entire bit is filled with visual references and gags based on Poe's literature
>>62740226
How so?
![The Simpsons [5x08] Boy Scoutz N the Hood.avi_snapshot_00.33_[2015.11.13_16.02.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2sfZeiF.jpg "The Simpsons [5x08] Boy Scoutz N the Hood.avi snapshot 00.33 [2015.11.13 16.02.00]")
I miss Golden Age Martin
>>62738734
The counter scene is based off American graffiti
>>62751424
> my dinner with Andre video game
Top kek
Indestructible...
>>62742276
Shut up faggot.
>>62751880
>Oh no, no, even a slight breeze could-
>Indestructible
https://vimeo.com/96581518
>>62750810
Forgot the best one
>>62739109
aaannnnnnd new wallpaper. thanks anon
>>62742276
so true.
>get the /pol/ out
cool meem senpai.
>>62742909
you've got a friend right here. The Dud!
>>62743240
whats really funny is the speech he gives at the end
>pic related
POTTERY
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Y
>>62742909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHGU9HuYDDk
That slow smile is hilarious
>>62734214
>>62739272
HANNIBAL
>>62750850
BOB DOOOOOLE
>>62745575
>Reverenrd....emergency...you see, the Simpson kids...eehddly. ahh baptism.. uddly, uuh TOODLY DOODLY!
>>62752650
Well, considering how /pol/ is the only one who whines about "da joos" and someone has to
make a statement like they're still middle school to try and fit in, it would be better to get the /pol/ out your head.
>>62752197
You sound triggered, faggot
>>62729443
I love Drake
>>62740709
SMITHUUUUUUUUUUUUURS
Don't be afraid to use your nails, boys!
>>62739146
I fucking loved this episode, especially that little montage of Bart answering every question in school that ends with Edna saying "Bart Simpson, would you put your hand down you haven't gotten a single question right!".
>>62735376
Wasn't it "A Free Law Firm?"
>>62754902
>/pol/ dislikes a tv show for MUH DUJENARASEE
what else is new
And truly she was....my friend Flicka.
>>62732734
I think he's talking to you.
>>62754902
Zzzzaaaap
>>62755418
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>62750678
God that's funny. It's kind of like a sub-genre of these >>62748775
Nathan For You had a prime example in one of the recent episodes, with the astronaut and the soccer kid.
>>62750810
Bronson, Missouri is post golden age too.
Radio bart is great
>The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated
>caution: Well
>we got a good ol fashioned HOLE digging
Can we all agree that "that's a paddlin" is massively overrated?
>>62756586
What's the best Jasper line?
>One hundred channels, and nothing but cats
>Burns: I'm riding on the bus!
>Barney: Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
>Burns: Oh my no, I'm Monty Burns!
One line that always annoys me in the monorail episode, even though it's funny.
>Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you
>Homer: Batman?
>Marge: No, he's a scientist
>Homer: Batman's a scientist
>Marge: It's not Batman!
Batman isn't really a scientist is he.
objectively the best moment of the entire series
>>62746590
Nice.
>>62753917
>screams le pol boogeyman like a jittery five year old because of a joke
>"w-why are you so triggered"
Shut up faggot
>>62757034
How can anyone not love this show? It's beyond me.
(I had to identify pictures of waffles for the captcha lel)
>>62734214
"ehrurhuhruhuh..."
>>62756851
He's an inventor/businessman. He's probably technically a scientist.
>>62756586
It would be pretty lame if not for the final closer of "Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'".
>>62756851
He is, he's the one who develops antidotes for all the poisons and toxins some of his rogues use.
![3789748329].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z8CXDvv.jpg "3789748329]")
