Has anyone else tried to use the force? Did anything happen. I was trying to move an object w my mind for a full hour once
The thing is if you try to use the force on candle light it actually works. So you know that the mind has some tiny bit of impact.
>>62724902
kek
How are the brain waves transmitted? do you move the air and then the object moves with that moving air? do you move the molecules actually forming the object? how does the energy required to do that gets to the molecules?
>>62724902
I was once wearing ship in a gale once and without thinking stuck my hand out to catch a rope that the rock of the ship was sending towards me. It was the next rope that needed hauled and it felt uncannily like the force. Was awesome.
>>62724902
this is impossible
i opened subway doors as i walked towards them once
>>62725137
no, but it's necessary
>>62724902
yeah i tried to move your mom but its impossible to have that much force
This isn't just Autism.
This is M&S Autism.
I masturbated once using the force
>>62724902
I threw a book across the room once with my mind. No one will ever believe me though.
>>62724902
I forced my cock in your dad's ass. Faggot.
How do I check my midichlorians?
I was able to turn off all the lights during a thunderstorm once
>>62724902
I undertook the study of aikido after watching some aikido videos on youtube and concluding it was the closest you can get to being a jedi in real life
>>62725282
eat your own cum, if it tastes salty you need more midichlorians
I fucked you'rer'r'e're're mum with me mind hehe oo aye not a word o lie there done cucckeedd
>>62725193
>>62725223
how did you do it
I dont belive in "the force"
>>62725511
>>62725511
>>62725511
>remember those guys who had a huge building in the capital of the universe two decades ago?
>no
I once tricked a bunch of people on /x/ into giving me a bunch of their personal information, including their name, birthday, where they lived and email addresses by being vague and mysterious. Just like a Jedi mind trick.
>>62725261
>brags about having sex with men
>calls someone else a faggot
/tv/
>>62725610
>ass fucking another man
>gay
fuck off, faggot
>>62725610
Fucking a man in the ass isn't gay. Getting fucked in the ass is.
>>62725423
With his mind.
>>62724902
>ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkyvI1c5oG0
>>62725712
makes sense
the Force is just magick
>>62725137
Then how do you explain this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk2f55CcBD4
>>62724902
Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.
The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.
They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.
Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.
The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
>>62725624
>>62725630
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
>>62726140
sounds like something you'd see being spoken to louis theroux and he'd go "is that really so?"
>>62725137
*tips fedora*
>>62726140
Fuck off
>>62726156
You sound like you're in the shag carpeted closet anon. Fucking a man is an act of dominance. Which is a manly thing. Getting fucked is a submissive and effeminate act. Which is mostly a girly thing. Learn2Gay you dumb faggot.
>>62726315
This, i bet he's one of those niggers who go "but it happens in nature" when its never consentual
>>62726362
I wouldn't doubt it. Most people who can't understand the fundamentals of sexual behavior tend to be homosexuals or serial killing Homosexuals
>>62726315
>>62726362
ho·mo·sex·u·al
ˌhōməˈsekSH(əw)əl/
adjective
1. (of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
noun
1. a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.
synonyms: gay, lesbian;
>>62725093
Politely ask the molecules to move and they might do it, depending on their mood.
>>62724902
bravo OP
first laugh of the day
I did that when I was 12 or so. Also tried to fly like in DBZ.
Now I wander the galaxy, kicking alien asses.
>>62726568
>needing to be attracted to someone to dominate them
found the beta
This thread is deep shitposting.
>>62725203
I like to call it gnu plus Autism
>>62726568
You can fuck a man and not be sexually attracted to them. Are you like retarded or something?
I used to try and do kamehamehas
I really put my whole power into it
>>62727083
>that one kid who swore it worked for him once
>>62727127
prove it didn't
>>62727148
huh
yeah, i guess?
>>62725137
That is why you fail
>>62727148
Le dragon in my garage.
>>62726140
>They are very sensitive, warm, and caring
nah nice try though. Autistic people lack empathy, that's a key characteristic.
>>62725094
>I was once wearing ship in a gale
wut
