IT'S HAPPENING
>>62720441
IT'S A TRAP XDDD
IT'S LE TRAP!!
>>62720441
>More A new Hope references
JJ confirmed mega hack
the guy who claimed he saw it last week and said Ackbar was in it and says "it's a trap" might have been telling the truth since at least we know he was right about Ackbar being in it
Abrams can't help himself. He's going to yell LE ITS A TRAP MEME and plebs will love it
Why is 3PO's arm red?
>>62720441
He better be in command of a spaceship, or I'm walking out of the theater.
>>62720513
hes a new order spy
Please don't make him say IT'S A TRAP.
>>62720441
I care about Chanel #3 more. My dick
>>62720549
TOO LATE
>>62720513
The same reason why Black Widow and the X-Men ladies cut their hair for follow-up movies and why Captain America got a different costume:
to differentiate the action figure so it doesn't look exactly the same as all the other C-3PO action figures.
>be a kid
>parents hate Admiral Ackbar
>joke argue with them that he is the best character in the movie
>internet is born
>Ackbar becomes a meme
>all of my fun is ruined
JJ, you hack fraud.
>Captcha is select all the fish
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piVnArp9ZE0
meet for sex?
>>62720507
we (and that guy) already knew that before he posted that shit
ackbar has been confirmed for at least a month family
The guy who played Ackbar in RotJ confirmed that he was returning over a month ago you idiots
http://www.blastr.com/2015-10-2/its-not-trap-admiral-ackbar-actor-confirms-star-wars-force-awakens-return
>>62720575
He speaks the sad truth.
>>62721508
Not all of us nerds.
>>62721681
*are*
>Admiral Ackbar did almost everything strategic in RotJ
>Princess, I mean, General Leia take over and put her as militar ruler.
fuck that shit
Think we'll see Kitik Keed'ka in this one?
My favorite Star Wars character.
>>62721961
I don't get it senpai.
>>62721916
So randum. XDDD
>>62720513
Punished 3PO
>>62720488
>a new hope
Fuck off with your shitposting. It would still make sense for high ranking leaders of the original trilogy to continue being involved in the cause. Luke, Han, Chewie, and Lando on the other hand, not so much.
>>62722452
Creepy autistic virgin.
>>62720441
Is this from a tv spot?
>>62720441
the rebels are still those hipster looking cool faggots.
i like it
>>62721916
"More alcoholic blue milk?"
"Yeah might as well stay for one more, wife's gonna chew my head off when I get home anyway"
>>62720513
To mark the passage of time. To have that fact stand out more. It's like when you see someone that you haven't seen in years and notice the lines in their face or a scar, etc. and suddenly the fact dawns on you that they've lived this whole other life in all their time apart from you.
In other words, nostalgia exploitation feels ( fine by me)... Who knows if it'll even be explained?
>>62721681
After having deigned to enter such a thread, you now know. Better fuck off before the stink becomes indelible.
>>62721761
Rare Pepe?
>more OT references
gee I'm sure this movie will be a great thing and stand on its own merits rather than nostalgia pandering
JJ is a hack, he's doing the exact same thing Lucas did for Episode II and look how that turned out
YOUR FACE WHEN ADMIRAL ALLUH ACKBAR IS THE HERO OF THE MOVIE
>>62720575
That's very cynical but also probably true
>>62720441
dat punished protocol droid
That might not be Admiral Ackbar.
It's pretty fucking racist to assume all Mon Calamri people look the same.
But this is /tv/, what else would I expect?
ITS A HACK
>>62722937
>Meeting between rebel leaders
>ADMIRAL Ackbar
>Racist to assume the most famous and highest ranking of his race is attending a meeting
So then it must be racist to assume that's C3P0 since he's not the only protocol droid and he has a red arm
>>62722672
Referencing the previous 3 movies in a timeline doesn't necessarily mean pandering. It's a continuing story, so that has to happen to connect the narratives. I would say that shoehorning "it's a trap" would be obvious pandering and would be gross.
>sheev forms the most powerful and cohesive empire the galaxy has ever seen in a little under a year
>rebels can't get their shit together in three decades
>>62722492
>getting this ass devestated
>>62720513
to sell toys with the excuse that its a "new" figure that Star Wars fanboys need to get to add to their millions of different C3P0 figs
>>62720575
pretty much
>>62720568
is she on the trailer?
>>62720513
>>62723042
I don't see what's wrong or implausible with that
This isn't a war on the surface of a planet we're talking about, which is your only real-world reference.
its not Admiral Ackbar you racist fucks. not all fish people are ackbar.
>>62720591
>>62723024
>So then it must be racist to assume that's C3P0 since he's not the only protocol droid and he has a red arm
I mean kinda, there are shitton of protocol droids, there's really no reason to assume its C3P0 purely by looking at him.
>>62722672
>>62723024
The movie is going to be littered with "HEY LOOK AT THIS WACKY REFERENCE!" moments.
I just hope they don't try to make fun of the prequels in some way. Yeah they were terrible, but there's a limit.
>>62720513
toyetic
>>62723197
>no reason to assume
Except his personal connection to all the other people there
Same with Ackbar. Come on, anon use some common sense.
>>62723241
I just think you need to check your special privilege.
>>62720513
He fisted Leia's asshole until it bled.
>>62723262
I think you need to stop being willfully obtuse
If you saw a woman that looked exactly like your mom, standing in a group of your family whom you all recognized...you would assume that's your mom right?
>>62720441
There was an anon ranting about how dull the color palette was the other day. After seeing this picture, couldn't agree more.
>>62723273
>walking golden dildo
>a fully functional protocol droid
>>62723304
Is this picture the only thing you've seen on the movie?
It's actually much better of a palette than what has been churned out lately (orange/blue and whatnot)
>>62723300
Yeah but what if she also had a weird red robotic arm in place of her normal arm along with a lobster face?
you need to stop thinking so one dimensionally
>>62723304
It was you, faggot. Quit trying to spread your faggoty sentiment.
I don't think you can really defeat something like the empire militarly, I mean when Vietnam defeated the USA, the USA didn't vanish or collapse, they simply got out of Vietnam.
It should be the same in star wars, the rebel can just avoid the Empire becoming all powerful and free a bunch of planets and limit the influence of the empire, not defeat it completely
>>62723386
If it was me, there would be no reason to comment any further.
Talk about the thread.
>>62723370
you're the one unable to use logic to indentify someone
you're thinking one-dimemsionally in that you're only using hard evidence to support a possibility
>>62720513
read the comics, family.
>>62723042
Sheev is the best, most successful character in the history of fiction. Of course the empire worked.
Once Han and Luke left the rebellion, the movement was lost. Unfortunately, women and aliens (and dindus) are incapable of building and sustaining any institutions.
>>62723435
look man I don't know how your mom looks, but if mine had a lobster face I'm pretty sure I'd be able to figure out it wasn't her...
>>62720549
Search your feelings, you know it to be true. This whole movie is going to be pandering to the OT and there is no way JJ ISNT going to make him say it.
>>62720513
He's already a demon
>>62723556
I'm pretty sure you're a lobster face
>>62721961
Thanks for reminding me to watch this past weeks nathan for you episode. I've been too consumed byFallout 4and forgot to watch it.
>>62723589
On the internet no one knows you're a Mon Calamari from Dac.
>>62723664
On the internet, autists pretend you're not Admiral Ackbar because of a SJW anti-racism campaign
>>62723681
On the internet, actual autists can't detect obvious irony and continue on a dumb as shit conversation for several posts.
Uh a name like "Ackbar" is a bit insensitive with the current circumstances.
>>62720441
Are they playing space blackjack in a space casino?
>>62723728
Kind of like what you're doing now?
>>62723820
Nah not really.
>>62720441
>all dat rebelscum
Sheev will be avenged!
>>62723801
that would be awesome
>>62724820
ya man fukken epic xD
>>62724864
Queer faggot.
would you bang grandma leia on slave suit?
>>62724969
Of course.
do you think Satan will be in the new movie?
fuck happen to c3po's arm?
We already knew ackbar is in the movie.. Same nien nunb or whatever his name is.
Hopefully based Kylo cooks that fish fuck and eats him
>>62720514
You won't. You slut.
>>62726486
I WILL, FUCKING FAGGOT NOBODY.
>mfw
Is that President Snow from the Hunger Games on the left? What the fuck?
Also, does anyone know of a webm of Anakin slaughtering tusken raids?
>>62727279
Clearly a Veiled Chameleon suffering from disease and not Ackbar.
>>62727522
seamless.
>>62720507
>the guy who claimed he saw it last week and said Ackbar was in it and says "it's a trap" might have been telling the truth since at least we know he was right about Ackbar being in it
Check your fucking privilege you racist! Not all Mon Calamari look alike.
>>62720441
>>62720441
Shits old
>>62727965
30 years later.. i'm still wearing the same clothes.. and what.
>>62720441
>No Admiral Antilles
FUCK
>>62721961
Did George do the scaling on this shop or what?
>>62727522
is that J.K Simmons?
>>62722398
kek
>>62720441
Is that a real still? please no, it looks like shit.
Admiral Ackbar and Nien Numb are back for this movie.
>>62728413
How Admiral Ackbar will look in this movie.
>>62728448
kawaii fish
>>62727522
greenlight this immediately
star wars: big guy for(ce) you awakens
>>62728413
it's good that they're going to have a mexican in this movie
>>62727940
>>62727965
why do the alien characters in this franchise not age?
>>62728561
They already do though. Guatemala is rightful Mexican clay.
>multiple HUMAN females sitting at the round table
NO! Fuck you!
BAZZOPER
IT"S A TRAP
>>62728097
Isn't Antilles the guy who Vader killed in A New Hope?
>>62720441
.Rebels finally defeat 2 death stars and leave the Empire on the run and mostly in ruins
>Still look they are living in comparative squalor
>No formal uniforms
>Can't even afford a gold plated arm for their robot
Why did the Empire need to lose again?
I wonder if Ackbar's face will be more articulate now, since we have the technology, or if they'll be keeping it the same because otherwise it feels wrong...
>>62728746
that was biggs darklighter, Lukes friend.. he was in same scenes they cut out.
Wedge Antilles was the dude who survived all the movies and helped blow up both deathstars
>>62723401
I assumed that is what happened? Most of the Empire still thought Sheev was still alive. Most of the damage was committed when they Empire split up into different factions.
>>62728641
Because they've all got really long lifespans. More importantly they look weird as shit. Kinda hard to age them. Twi'leks on the other hand... I hope we see a beautiful mother/daughter dancing duo.
>>62728812
This may be bullshit but I'm hearing that the Resistance is actually an offshoot of the Republic lead by Princess Leia who's fighting the First Order behind enemy lines.
The actual New Republic is weak and refusing to fight the First Order
>>62723401
>I mean when Vietnam defeated the USA
That literally never happened.
>>>/pol/
So basically everything written here is pretty much confirmed then?
http://makingstarwars.net/2015/05/a-compiled-synopsis-of-star-wars-the-force-awakens/
>>62720441
literally reddit: the character
>>62722398
>>62723582WOOOAAAHOOOOOO
>>62722452
Leia was always high in the rebellion. Han's her husband now, chewie has a life-debt to Han, and they kinda fucked up what lando had going on, so what else is he going to do?
But, wait. Lando is in this?
>>62721961
A mother effin beer.
>>62720513
I wonder what's the real reason
>>62732107
God I hate that kikes mug.
>>62732136
Which one?
>>62732354
>>62723304
would you prefer more blue and orange?
