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ITT: Movies that couldn't happen today.


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ITT: Movies that couldn't happen today.
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I see this meme like twice a day
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>>62712063
Ms Doubfire 2
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>>62712164
kek
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>>62712063

WHERE DA WHITE WIMMENS AT

-STAR TREK
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>>62712164
kekkle my sheckle
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>>62712063
Why not? Mel Brooks is alpha Jew. He can do whatever he wants.
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>>62712164
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>>62712063
A Knight's Tale 2
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Movies that made fun of any racial stereotype ever.
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>>62712208
back to reddit you joke stealing shit
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Tropic Thunder
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>>62712063
Good.
It's overrated shit
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>>62712227
DAS RAYCIS
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>>62712164
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>>62712246
Shut your tasteless whore mouth.
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>>62712063
A Boy and His Dog. Guaranteed "Feminist" triggering all over.
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>>62712164
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>>62712164
>Ms Doubfire 2
I don't get this. What is it? Somebody please tell me.
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leon
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Big promoted R-rated action movies

Artistic integrity is thrown out the window and they're cheapened into PG-13 rated pieces of shit so that they don't alienate the teenage audience.
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Isn't Blazing Saddles the movie that old comedians say is the greatest comedy off all-time but is actually an unfunny pile of shit?
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>>62714598
Beat it kid, come back when your voice changes.
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>>62712063
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this movie would've been shit with richard pryor
he was not a good actor
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>>62715030
The NAACP actually protested when it was released
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>>62714391
>what is Mad Max Fury Road
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>>62712063
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>>62715518

It's shit leftist propaganda made to appeal to the lowest common denominator by putting them well cool explosion in it.
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>>62713522
They did when it was originally released.
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>>62715285
This is a good serious response, yes.

I think "Epics" are sadly a thing of the past.

If I were in control of a Blood Meridian adaptation it would have to be at least four hours long.
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>>62712063
You won, OP
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>>62714970
B A S E D R I C K L E S
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>>62712197
is he still alive?
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>>62716056
Yep
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>>62714573

BLACK MAN
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Blackface The Movie

https://youtu.be/z2zMrjBLwn8
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>>62712063
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Wolfman's got Nards https://youtu.be/TeZs0B0mjXY
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>>62716486

>fat kids will never gain the respect of their peers by blasting the Creature back to his Lagoon

Damn shame
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>>62712164
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Dude Where's My Car?

Still holds up to this day, but the amount of transvestite jokes, gay jokes, etc. would get it panned.
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>>62716654
>Still holds up to this day, but the amount of transvestite jokes, gay jokes, etc. would get it panned.

Yeah because it wasn't panned back then, hu-

>13 million budget
>46 million domestic

Well i'll be damned
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>>62714085
Ol' robbie kicked the bucket, may his soul rest in piece
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>>62716374
That movie has a very progressive message, or at least back in the days it was. It's literally about black people and white people learning not to hate each other based on superficial reasons.

Nowadays the mere suggestion of a white guy dressed as black guy would get rioted the fuck out.
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>>62715030

O LAWDY LAWD

DAS SUM RAYCIS RITE DUR
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>>62717203
This could be made but they'd be more beta and modern nerds that browse reddit and say memes and shit the only thing that would really change is when that dude technically raped that girl in that bounce house
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>>62712063
1. Maybe, with the advent of direct tv services like Netflix.

2. Offensive shit like Macgruber got made, Blazing Saddles isn't much of a stretch. I could see Chapelle making a remake and not getting any flack.
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>>62712063
OP is either namefag or Grill :^)

Why are you on worsechan :^)
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Gayniggers from Outer Space. Seriously, this is a real film from 1992. See here:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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