Whats that expression on her face?
>>62691475
>thinkgen of bbc
>>62691475
''Thats not a BBC....''
with that neck she looks like pic related
haha bbc
>>62691475
>is this bitch serious
That being said, my one real worry is that Rey might be a Mary Sue.
all from the leaks:
>Rey beats up a group of stormtroopers all by herself on Jakku
>Rey is praised by Han for her skills during the Falcon escape
>Rey is force sensitive
>Rey picks up the lightsaber and beats Kylo
>that thick neck
She looks like a butch dyke
>>62691566
l i t e r a l l y a jew-jew abrams movie, is it even doutable?
"I wonder if that thing shoots faster than a BBC"
Ford's hair are glorious. Ford is still glorious.
>Y-You're a pilot?
>Part time.
>>62691475
LITTLE
BIG
PLANET
>>62691475
thinking of the BWC
Everything looks inferior after you've taken a black cock.
>>62693595
*white
>>62691566
>Rey might be a Mary Sue
>might be
NO!!
TELL ME MORE!!
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THIS?!
THIS IS NEWS TO ME!!
>>62691475
Disdain for Han Beta.
>>62691475
Man I do like the new weapon designs. They're sleek and stylish, but still somehow gritty.
>>62691566
She is not going to beat Kylo in a duel in the first fucking movie. It's pretty clear that Disney/Jew Jew is playing it safe by emulating the original trilogy as much as possible. Luke didn't even directly face Vader until Empire, there's no fucking way Rey is going to win against Kylo. Either she is defeated and nearly killed until Luke is revealed and fights Kylo, or she just manages to hold her ground but not actually beat Kylo, who has to leave for whatever reason.
>>62691617
She'll be "born" with the skills and powers too. He did it in Star Trek. Turned a bunch of people with some natural abilties and years of skills into a bunch of special snowflakes with superpowers. Super Birth Leadership Skills. Super Birth Tech Skill, Math Genius from Birth, etc.
Even in the OT, Luke wasn't born super special. He was gifted, but nothing more. He had to learn as the movies went along.
>>62693699
>but muh midichlorians
>>62693718
Midiwhat?
H-have I done it?
>>62693766
>Oh gross, uncle Han! Flush that shit down!
>>62693766
Kek.
Also, I like how her eyes just so happen to be focused on the horrific 90 degree bend in the shaft.
>>62691524
literally 100% aryan overlord
>that jawline
>those steel blue eyes
>perfect blond hair
why are my genetics so poor?
>>62691566
well at least for once there's an in-story reason for a girl to beat up literally everyone, its da force!
>>62691475
I actually kinda hope they make a toy or replica of that blaster, it looks pretty nifty!
>>62691475
The look in her eye, you JUST know...
>>62693766
>not a white cock
try again
>>62693879
Looks lazy as fuck to me. Like they just took a revolver and slapped some shit on it. Doesn't look like it belongs in a Star Wars movie at all.
>>62693614
*black
>>62694537
*white
>>62694545
*BLACKED
>>62694496
Much better to take a mauser and slap some shit on it.
>>62694552
Little black dick is no match for the BIG WHITE COCK
These threads are why I come to /tv/ xD
>>62694496
>Like they just took a revolver and slapped some shit on it. Doesn't look like it belongs in a Star Wars movie at all.
That's literally how they made all the prop guns in the OT, taking real guns and modifying them to look like ray guns.
>>62694574
It's the other way around. Tiny white wieners are no match for the BIG BLACK COCK
>>62694584
BIG WHITE COCK embarrasses the tiny brown dicks
>>62694585
Good work
>>62694583
Well it didn't look blatantly obvious as it does here.
>>62694583
Yeah but at least those were convincing. This is pretty pathetic.
>>62693779
>90 degree bend
You failed Geometry didn't you
>>62693766
Yes, the fire rises
>>62694890
now is not the time for fear, doctor
>>62694965
That comes later
>>62693651
fuck off
>>62694688
>I take every single word literally: The Post
>>62694992
>>62693766
Why are anglos so obsessed about black cock and keking ? There's something wrong with you.
>>62696434
It'sa joke
>>62691475
Sexual confusion.
As the SW universe is progressive no one has an aside gender and seeing a phallic object gets her wet in the pussy and confuses the equality portion of her brain
Cockhungryness
WHY IN THE NEW TV SPOT CANT THE LIGHTSABRE GO THROUGH A FUCKING BLASTER
IN THE PREQUELS THEY HACKED THROUGH STEEL PLATES AND BLAST DOORS
IN THE OT THEY LITERALLY SLICED METAL UP
IN NEW TRIOLIGY THEYRE FUCKING PUSSY LASERSWORDS TO PLACATE THE FUCKING SJWS
YES IM MAD FUCKING HELL
>>62696460
It's pretty recurring, though
>>62691475
Holy shit, he look awful. He looks like his face is melting.
Seriously though, she's a fucking terrible actor.
>>62691566
That's almost certainly what's going to happen. The fact that we can already see that the whole movie is just a retread of NH with a super DUPER death star now, tells us this is going to fanfiction tier writing.
>Rey hang on I'm coming to help you!
>No! Don't worry I can handle myself.
>You sure can :^)
>>62696460
It stopped being ironic about a year ago. The obsession this board has is legitimately scary.
>>62691475
>"If he only knew where I put that lovely shiny thingy he would be licking it right now...".
haha bbc guys xd
niggers like chicken top kekkk bbc
"...line..."
>>62696434
did you mean amerikeks?
>>62696504
>IN NEW TRIOLIGY THEYRE FUCKING PUSSY LASERSWORDS TO PLACATE THE FUCKING SJWS
....what?
>>62697176
They made lightsabers not fun.
>>62695182
search your feelings, you know it to be true
>>62697390
I'm going to humour you. What did SJW have to do with it?
>>62697412
Because SJWs don't like violence or something.
Lightsabers can slice people up and that's bad
>>62696434
It's a black male thing
>>62693699
What's up with murrica and its obsession with exceptionalism? I'd expect it from a feudal shithole like nipland but Murrica is supposed to glorify the self-made-man rather than the elite
>>62697468
>Using "murrica". Twice
Hello reddit
>>62691566
>leaks
top kek
god you people are gullible
>>62697510
I can smell your burgers from here.
>>62691475
is that a girl or a boy? also is it Leia's daughter? everyonje is saying luke but hes a jdi so he a virgin for life
>>62697464
UNO FARTO 3:17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcNLD9FCiSk
>>62697468
conservatives want to pretend that we never did anything bad ever
>>62691488
INCONSISTENT MODERATION
>>62696504
The prequels don't exist. They're a myth. Not canon.
>>62697427
>this retarded.
>>62691475
"So uncivilised!"
>>62691524
Why does she look so unbelievvably cute in the movie yet like total shit IRL?
>>62691487
>>62691488
>>62691529
stay classy /tv/
>>62696434
what do you expect when the whole country is a massive kekshed now
>>62693784
>aryan
>is literally a mixed blood hybrid
/pol/ B T F O
>>62697629
It gets banned only when it slides
four dildos are still up in this thread
>>62697629
Hmmm... I feel tempted to type that word in uppercase just to see what happens...
>>62691475
Of course a leftist commie degenerate will have a full head of hair even in his 60's. I'm sure the evil empire overlords will have a receding hairline or full baldness. Why are bald guys always evil in movies?
>>62691524
Alien bounty hunter ples
>>62692210
>>62692186
>>62691934
Nice
>>62691475
she was BLACKED
>>62696987
little white cock detected
>>62691475
what's roger waters doing there?
>>62691566
Anakin, Luke were mary sue jedis. What's the gender got do with it? A jedi of that quality is going to rip shit out of anyone but other jedis.
Look at yoda. He's like 2 foot and kicks ass.
>>62699269
Stop talking about the prequels
they were commercials
It took Luke multiple years and a ton of training to even be able to face Vader, and he still losses to him. He also lost to the Emperor/Vader, it was Vader who saved him at the end. Luke was not a mary sue at all
>>62691475
They saw a mirror.
Ford
>When did I get so old?
Girl
>Everything above my shoulders is a blob of flesh with no definition, I should kill myself with this laser gun
>>62696987
that gif sums up my life
when did ford get a lazy eye
>>62699425
nigga crashed his plane in the middle of filming
OOGA BOOGA I KNOW YOUR EYES
>>62699425
That eye only works part-time.
>>62696126
> numbers dont have meaning
>>62699436
With no survivors
>>62698155
I don't know why people say this guy is the best part of Ep 3. His "QUI-GON?!" line is incredibly derpy, and everything else just comes off like some guy pretending to be Old Ben without really knowing how. I never felt like any of his delivery worked.
>>62691475
It looks like she had Down's in the thumbnail.
>>62691475
>they're paying you how much?
>>62699301
The fact he could even compete with Vader in rotj means he's a Mary Sue
That is neither big nor black.
>>62699425
Helicopter crash iirc
>the meme is collapsing
this is no meme
>>62691566
>Rey picks up the lightsaber and beats Kylo
Oh, that is awful.
>>62697584
lol, this nigger doesn't know about the leaks
>>62701299
To be fair, they fight to a draw and are interrupted.
>>62693766
It looks like a clump of shit. How do women find that attractive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBq5kTyRwCs&feature=youtu.be
>>62701409
Poe can speak!
what do you think will be the first media outlet to report on "media obsession with star wars and big dicks"?
>>62701299
why? kylo is just some vader weaboo dipshit
>>62701463
You'd think he'd have some training with the saber.
>>62696504
The blaster looks like it has some kind of force field Around it or electricity like those staffs the droids from episode 3 had. Probably specially made to deflect lightsabers
>>62699269
both luke and anakin got their hands cut off, also anakin was defeated by obi-wan and dooku the first time and luke by vader the first time they fought
>>62701145
>trains to become more skilled
>fails
>tries a different approach
>partially succeeds
>"Luke was a mary sue too"
retard
>>62701405
They don't.
>>62699425
Why does he have 3 Binacas in his pocket?
Do you get really bad breath when you get old????
>>62691475
>>62700208
KEK
>>62697468
It was a mix between reaganomics killing the middle class, the collapse of the USSR and 9/11. Americans see themselves as entitled to do anything they want when they want to just because they're that special and the rest of the world should bow before their greatness. The middle class is practically dead and the children of the working class have been sent to die but bombing third world shitholes feel good
>>62691475
>Whats that expression on her face?
I'm not accustomed to seeing that expression on her face.
>>62702448
yurupeen brainwashing in full force: the post
why are you guys so insecure?
pretty sad to be honest
>>62697032
underrated post
>>62702530
Why are you?
>>62702466
Jesus. From a cute but coked chick, to the jewiest, prettiest girl on the planet, to this shit.
>>62702864
She's not a jew
>>62702864
That's a terrible picture, but look again at those pouty chipmunk cheeks in OP's pic. I'm hoping there is a scene of her putting something in her mouth. Water canteen, food item. Anything will do.
>>62702912
No one said she was.
>>62702864
>prettiest girl on the planet
She is pretty.
>>62703023
she's pretty darn cute!
>>62703023
>>62702912
the post was referring to fisher -> portman -> whatever the force awakens horse's name is, smallsons.
>>62703023
She looks so edible in the film footage. But then in the con and promo appearances she open her mouth and bong comes out from between those column-sized baleen filters.
Just like Jenny Agutter. Such a bonekill.
>>62703023
So when he turns to the dark side what will his sith name be?
Darth Ooga?
>>62703251
That's Darf Ooga to you.
>>62700946
Because everyone else was WORSE (with the possible exception of Sheev, but he was just hamming it up).
It's an ex-negativo judgement.
>>62703251
Den'du Nu-Finn
>>62691475
I want to see my daughter shove this dildo into her cunt, but I'm afraid I won't be able to watch it while she does.
>>62697468
>>62693699
I miss the days when heroes earned their place rather than being THE CHOSEN ONE. I think people are just lazy these days, they don't want to leave their comfort zone, not even in their fantasies.
>>62704603
*yawn*
>>62700946
I don't really blame the actor, given what he had to work with
>>62700208
You. I like you.
>>62696987
Anyone else annoyed that hes notbgrab any carrots?
>>62703179
>Jenny Agutter
>english
>last name is the place her family was from
>a gutter
