Netflix™ has always provided the best content that satisfies all of my viewing needs.
$8.99 a month?! What a STEAL!!
Time to #Netflixandchill with some Master of None. A great irreverent comedy, created by none other than Aziz Ansari! I am #hooked!
>>62676533
TAG FIVE FRIENDS
>mfw poorfaggot autist /r9k/ losers get upset that we spend $9 a month on something we enjoy
Fucking kill yourselves and I'm not kidding because you a detriment to society and you make life worse for everyone else around you pitiful drain on society.
>>62676533
Netflix, pls.
>>62676533
And remember don't forget to grab some Trojan™ Magnums For #Netfilxandchill!
>>62676696
Thank you for you support Netfilx™ operator!
>>62676696
They do? The only time I lurked there was when the shooting at the college happened.
>tfw you use netflix to fuck sluts every weekend
based tbqh. Thank you netflix
>>62676765
>Trojan™ Magnums For #Netfilxandchill!
tfw i've had the same few for so long they expired
>When bae see Hot Girls Wanted in your Continue Watching
>>62676765
>using condoms
>>62676911
>When bae sees Weekend in your History
>I, uh, I thought it was Godard!
>>62676820
You're welcome Netfilx user! We are proud to be the number one facilitators of modern casual intercourse! Don't forget to watch our new programming, Beasts Of No Nation, only on Netflix™!
Do people really just torrent everything they watch?
Netflix may have a lot of garbage, but unlike cable it's such a cheap expense that you don't even have to think about it, and there's loads of good stuff when you just want to sit down and watch something, or even just put something on in the background.
>master of none
Yeah, that kinda sucked. Try Bojack.
>>62677065
>Netfilx
You're fired
>not knowing about Mubi
No patricians to be found on this board.
>>62676996
Here at Netfilx, we want all if our users to enjoy our services with little interruptions as possible, why not prevent any unnecessary births from casual sex?
I would pay 20 bucks if they had a decent collection of movies. It's all shit including their Original series.
>>62677065
>Don't forget to watch our new programming, Beasts Of No Nation, only on Netflix™!
Why did Agu had to get rape?
>>62676533
>>62676533
autists, keks, shills oh my! can we even tell the difference? oh i surely deny
>>62677195
Is there anything we can help you with regarding Netflix?
-Your friends at Netflix™
>>62676533
Hey Netflix I'm looking for your spookiest horror it could be a movie or tv show, what would you recommend?
>Netflix has spiderman 2 and 3 but not 1
>has hangover 1 and 3 but not 2
>list goes on
What the fuck netflix.
>>62677295
>scary
They're better with so-bad-they're good horror. Watch Monster Squad.
>>62677295
We recommend;
The Den
The Creep
VHS & VHS 2
The Babadook
Nightmare On Elm Street
>>62677295
It doesn't matter.
Whenever you browse any sort of horror/monster movie, the screen shot they always show first is of the monster.
Even if the entire movie is building up to the monster, and you don't actually see it until the last five minutes, they will slap a shot of it right up front in the fucking browse screen.
Every.Single.Time.
Did you know that baja chicken has chef inspired sauces?
>>62677353
We apologize for the inconvenience, but our licensing agreements have expired for some our titles.
Is there any reason to pay for netflix when torrenting exists? Does unnecessarily giving money to a corporation make people feel good?
Go to help.netflix.com and open a chat. Have a conversation with at least 3 exchanges and then close the chat and answer "No" to the survey. Agents fucking hate that, I guarantee you'll ruin their day.
>>62677665
torrents and chill sounds stupid.
>>62677665
BECAUSE WE LIKE TO BE PAID FOR OUR SERVICE UNLIKE YOUR WHORE OF A MOTHE- I meant to say that Netflix™ provides original programming on top of classic flim and television. Statistically speaking, the majority of media content is purchased or viewed through a service, Pirating is at an all time low.
>>62677982
You've helped me see the light. Signing up for a Netlix™ account immediately.
>>62676533
>Aziz Ansari!
since my thread got deleted, reminder that Aziz is a crybaby hack
holy shit this is some hardcore shilling
why do mods allow this shit
>got company over
>"hey guys you want to watch x?"
>hol up guys let me just find a torrent
>hol up guys let it finish
>hol up guys got to set up my seed ratio or I get kicked out of my secret club
>hol up guys it's the police
>>62678925
>>got company over
implying
>>62677138
:^)
>get invited over for netflix and chill
>ends up being netflix and kill
>>62678671
you realize this is ironic comedy posting right
>>62679270
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there isn't a single good movie on Netflix that I hadn't already seen years ago, except for that African child soldier movie which I liked
they just pack the catalog full of shitty Chinese cop movies
>>62677107
I torrent every movie or tv show that just came out because I don't want to pay for cable.
It usually takes about 5 minutes to download so I make some food or something.
>>62679556
I mostly use it to binge (often in the background) the dozen or so good series that I'd just be watching on TV, with commercials, if I paid 5 times more for basic cable.
>just started x-files from the beginning after i don't know how many years
>watch a random mitm episode when there's a thread up and i'm reminded of something i hadn't seen for awhile and had forgotten about
>>62676533
>Aziz Anzari
If you support anything he is in and you have white skin, you are literally a faggot
>>62679270
Netflix does not condone nor is affiliated with #NetflixandKill, we do however have a large selection of horror and sci-fi movies.
>>62677353
One month they had Terminator 2 and not 1 then the next month they had 1 and not 2.
DOES NETFLIX HAVE A "NETFLIX AND CHILL" OPTION I CAN SUBSCRIBE TO, AND WHAT KIND OF WOMAN WILL BE SENT TO MY HOUSE FOR THE CHILL, WILL SHE BE WHITE, WHAT IS HER WEIGHT, DO I GET TO CHOOSE?
>>62680490
Who is this qt?
>>62680295
What if im literally a faggot and dont support him?
>>62680904
This but replace chill with onions and woman with > Shrek.
Netflix is a lot better since it started making it's own content.
Before i never took notice, because it was just a bunch of old movies or shows i watched before
With programming though, it's almost like it's own network. It's a good model, and seems to be where the future of TV style material will go.
A shame they didn't snag the Top Gear crew though
Literally Reddit: the subscription based movie and television streaming service
>>62680904
JUST TO REITERATE. I DONT WANT NO NIGNOGS
>>62680904
We are are currently testing this in sex worker friendly countries.
>>62680490
Source?
>>62681128
Anything anyone enjoys is "Reddit"
Let's be honest, /tv/ only uses the "reddit" argument as an attempt to deflect from their their hipster attitude
>It's popular? well it MUST be Reddit!
>>62681314
>>62681236
>>62681001
>Literally one of the first results when you google search the image
Come on
>>62681236
>>62681001
http://emilybador.tumblr.com
>>62681314
I didnt come here to feel but now my heart and balls hurt, th-thanks Netflix™
>>62681128
Literally homosexual: you; the pos
>>62681084
And it all started with Bruce Springsteen's guitar player playing out his fantasy of being on the Sopranos.
hows Master of None? i loved Ansari in Parks and Rec
I'll just use Kodi+Genesis, thanks.
