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>She makes a sweeping gesture toward the bed and says, “This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Then she shoots me a get-real look. “Literally zero magic has happened in here.” She holds up her glass in a toast: “Cheers to my hymen growing back!”
>“No one ever asks me out,” she says when Van Meter visits her in Atlanta. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”
;_;
Literally just like us.
>“Um, private jets? I have such a hard time flying commercial. I always want to—it’s cheaper, it’s easier—but there can be 300 perfectly lovely people at the gate and one crazy person who ruins it for everyone, so flying private is great because I don’t have to worry.” A big fake smile spreads across her face: “Is that relatable enough for you?”
Why are rich so depressed? If money doesn't buy happiness I'll take it off your hands.
She doesn't take care of her feet. That's her problem. No guy will want her otherwise.
>>62674036
>if
it's basically an open secret that it doesn't
>>62673986
She could always sit on Emma Watson's face.
>>62673986
>no one will chance Weinstein's wrath by touching his casting couch fucktoy
Im always nice to the women I cum all over.
>“I was raised a Republican,” she says, “but I just can’t imagine supporting a party that doesn’t support women’s basic rights. It’s 2015 and gay people can get married and we think that we’ve come so far, so, yay! But have we? I don’t want to stay quiet about that stuff.” It is not that big of a stretch to imagine her becoming a modern-day Jane Fonda, whom she deeply admires. When we discuss the presidential race, she says something that she will later repeat to a reporter from Entertainment Weekly. “My view on the election is pretty cut-and-dried: If Donald Trump is president of the United States, it will be the end of the world. And he’s also the best thing to happen to the Democrats ever.”
>a baseless, feminist tirade will surely endear me to stable members of the opposite sex
>>62673986
She's that quirky annoying girl in high school that no guy wanted to be around. That doesn't change just because you have money, retard.
Aww I feel so bad for her :(
whats her net worth again? like 40 mil? yea right get fucked bitch
Wasn't she a goofy just like us just a year or two ago? And now she's supposedly serious and sad. Is it her pr agent who is inventing all these personas?
>>62673986
>I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad
IRAQED
R
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>>62674097
>It’s 2015
Oh, boy. :rolleyes
>>62674097
>It’s 2015
>As we talk about the gamesmanship of love in your 20s, she mentions someone she dated whom she describes as “sexy,” and then says, “but I didn’t like how he made me feel. When someone makes you insecure, it’s strangely exhilarating because you keep trying to fight for that validation.” She pauses for a moment. “It’s what you want to have before you get married, so that you don’t seek it out once you are.” Lawrence’s best friend Justine just got married this fall, and her other best friend, Laura, is getting married next year, so there has been a lot of girly wedding talk in her circle lately. “I can’t wait to be married,” she says. “I feel like if I find that one person who I want to spend the rest of my life with, who I want to be the father of my children, that I would absolutely not fuck it up.” She waits a beat. “But I’m also not banking on that.”
>>62674083
boohoo so sad, I don't have to be rich to have zero human interaction faggot
>>62674097
>becoming a modern-day Jane Fonda
People want to be Jane Fonda, Jesus.
>>62674123
You can bet on it.
>As we get seated in a dark corner, tucked away from all the commotion, I notice a tattoo on her hand. “It’s just H2O, to remind me to drink more water,” she says. “I’ve never had a symbol or a quote that was so important to me that I wanted it tattooed on me. So I was like, I’m going to need to stay hydrated. Forever. It’s very practical.”
>>62674097
>Millionaire actress going on about inequality
>>62674122
I was about to say money doesn't buy happiness, but my family is worth a million and I'm really happy. Maybe too much money buys happiness.
>muh money doesn't be happiness
Fuck off somewhere, you're doing it wrong. If you can't buy happiness you sure as fuck can force it. I don't know why these depressed and mopey celebs don't just take all their money, retreat to some isolated cabin in the woods and drink myself to death or something. I mean, that's just what I would do. If your gonna be fucking miserable and depressed, might as well do it in style, especially if you have the resources to support that lifestyle.
>>62674097
>it's 2015
JOHN OLIVER SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK
>>62674083
I love how he always whines about this shit yet never does anything to end his loneliness or invest his money into something he loves.
He could build the fucking /v/ mansion
>>62674097
>2015
Also she is a huge drunkard after seeing the fappening photos
She also played the "I work to be able to eat"-card to get sympathy
This is literally the same thing all over again and someone is dedicated on shilling her on /tv/ now
I mean this guy didnt even read the article and shitpost with 2015, this is literally /v/-tier gamespot/IGN shilling
>>62674176
>I've never had a symbol or a quote that was so important to me that I wanted it tattooed on me
So don't get a fucking tattoo you dumb bitch.
>>62674154
>>62674097
>>62674012
>>62673986
stop forcing us to read your shitty interview you stupid ass nigger
>>62674097
>Hollywood liberals only caring about social issues and other garbage
woah what a shocker
>>62673986
Y'know, maybe if she hadn't uploaded 1500 pictures of her anus to iCloud, this wouldn't be happening.
>>62674123
she's always looked a bit depressed in photographs, even the fappening ones which eliminates the idea that its a pose for PR value. as far as speculating about the personalities of celebrities goes, I guess you could say it's intriguing.
>>62674176
>Too stupid to remember to drink water without a permanent reminder
>>62674225
He's starting up Notch Airline, look it up not joking
>>62674163
you're telling me lol XD
>>62674242
>>62674268
yknow that was probably a joke, most people won't really explain their tattoos if asked
>>62674256
This. Every guy worth a shit doesn't approach her because it's publicly known she's damaged goods at this point.
>>62674176
STARCRAFT 2 PLAYER CONFIRMED
>>62674203
Money can buy you happiness just fine as long as you're not the kind of headcase that's determined to be unhappy. That one's kind of a trump card.
>>62674273
>Notch Airline
>ends up getting hijacked by angry minecraft autists
this can only end well
>>62674250
>someone forced you to open this thread and read every post
lol
>>62674097
>Trump is bad! Gay rights and women's rights are important! Republicans are close minded! Poverty is important! Racism is bad! War is dumb!
>I have an obligation to let the world hear my highly developed totally original views on the world! I don't care who gets angry or offended, I'm brave like that!
It has nothing to do with agreeing or disagreeing with them, everything about the celebrity self important egotistical bubble reality is awful.
>"It's not that I consider race a big factor in guys I like, I try not to even think about that", Jennifer told me when the subject of recent racism allegations came up. "It's just when you're with a black guy there are certain physical satisfactions, you know?". For the first time since we sat down, I thought I saw a glimmer of happiness in Jennifer's eyes.
I have never seen her in a single movie.
Call me bby she looks cute.
>>62674225
>He could build the fucking /v/ mansion
but why would you want to?
>>62673986
>I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad
what did she mean with this?
>>62674386
BIG
>>62674370
>?".
this is how i know it's fake
JIHAD
>>62674370
>/tv/ will willingly and gleefully gobble this b8
>>62673986
>“Cheers to my hymen growing back!”
what a vile woman
Does she think they don't have big movies in Baghdad? I am pretty sure they have seen the hunger games.
The fuck is she talking about?
>>62674376
Well I'd build more of a /v/ detention facility personally where anything goes but they get access to all the vidya, mountain dew and doritos they desire.
>>62674396
ISIS
>>62674351
No, at this point Notch is safe.
The game was passed on to a dev team he set up, no real progress was made except mounts and biomes and some items under some years.
Then microsoft buys them out for some billion, no progress for a year, no patch etc. Just advertisement and fringe projects as psuedo VirtualReality
Sure Notch could make minecraft better, but he realized he was sitting on a growing gold pile that whoever owned would never have to work for their rest of their life
>>62674053
Kek
No amount of care can fix fucked feet, unfortunately.
>>62674370
>",
gb2school m8
>>62673986
I can't wait for her to get married so she can just shut the fuck up already.
>>62674225
the quote makes it sound like he was trying to end his loneliness, but it didn't work. note that he said he was partying "with a bunch of friends".
there really is evidence that this kind of thing is purely a matter of how your brain is wired or something.
Just lower your standards.
>>62674419
I'm pretty sure everyone in Baghdad has furiously masturbated to her naked selfies.
>>62674036
>Why are rich so depressed?
Most aren't. Almost everyone who doesn't have to worry about their finances is extremely satisfied with how their life turned out.
>>62674456
I think it's pretty safe to say she's gonna be one of those chicks who gets married and divorced repeatedly.
>>62674097
IT'S
>>62674097
>It’s 2015
Fuck off with that bullshit. "I'm so lonely on Saturday nights :(" Bitch. There are actual people who are legit lonely with nobody. You have millions of adoring fans you can spend time with. Don't give me that "But I still feel lonely in a sea of people :(." Bitch. Get to know individuals then. There's a father somewhere who works 80 hours a week so his daughters can fucking watch your shit movies, so he can waste his precious life so his daughters can watch your shit movies, and you sit there and complain all the dam time. Bitch fuck you. What, you can't get to know a fan because you're better than them? They aren't on your level?
You know what I'd be doing if I was world famous, had 100 million dollars, and was bored on Saturday? I'd go out and get to know people you dumb broad. Holy shit imagine that, talking to people who aren't Hollywood executives
LEL SO QUIRKY
>>62674525
THE
>>62674012
JUST
LIKE
US
Yeah it's almost like you're a giant ragging cunt in RL Jlaw fucking toxic tard
>>62674549
END
>>62674549
MOTHA FUCKIN D R E
>>62674169
I remember in History class when we learned about what she did literally every guy in the class was pissed off. Fuck Jlaw
>>62674541
you seem upset
>>62673986
I think me and her would get along well
If I wasn't such a racist womanhating bigot
>Rich beautiful successful Hollywood actress appropriating loneliness and tfw no gf
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62674466
[Citation needed]
>>62674176
She's seriously the definition of "Haha guys I'm so wacky and random, but I'm smart and know a lot of about important stuff"
>>62673986
>establish dominance
>>62673986
>take nudes like a basic slut
>have a basic 'lolsoquirkyxD' personality
>spout feminist bullshit all over the fucking place
>wonder why men don't like you
OH also i forgot
>have a massively inflated sense of self worth since magazines/media describe you as a 9 or 10/10 when in reality you're a 6/7 with a good body
>>62674117
This.
>>62674223
Solid.
>>62673986
>why won't chad thundercock ask me out
to be fair most people saw the nudes so theres nothing left to imagine about her.
>>62674097
Does anyone else kind of support Trump just for the unprecedented scale of asspain his election would cause?
>>62674012
underrated post
>>62674541
You know Jennifer Lawrence isn't here reading this right?
>>62673986
>Empowered feminist complains that no one ever asks her out.
Does she also get annoyed when the man doesn't pick up the check?
>>62674617
she's smart anon
>Lawrence seems determined to learn as much she can from the legends and lunatics she is often surrounded by. It’s as if she hopes to fill in the gaps in an education that was eclipsed by her own raw talent: “I have a seventh- to halfway through eighth-grade education. But I’m not stupid.” Her Hunger Games nemesis Donald Sutherland recently gave her a big box of classic books. “Anna Karenina, it was just like, putting your socks on and reading, like, a pile of Vogues. East of Eden, I love it so much, but there’s a part of me that thinks it shouldn’t be a movie. The beauty is in the writing.”
liking steinbeck is literally a patrician choice
>>62674648
At some point the shitposting has to stop, anon
>>62674648
I support him because i agree with most of what he says, the asshurt is just an added bonus.
>>62674083
IM ISOLATED. HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ISOLATED
>>62674667
SHE'S LITERALLY ONE OF US, SHE'S LURKING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW GETTING READY TO DO SOME BANEPOSTING
>>62674435
>taking that post seriously
>>62674648
lol i know right, it's gonna be epik when he nukes China because he feels like it and triggers WWIII and kills us all!
>>62673986
>I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”
NICE TV HAS A CHANCE
>>62674097
>its 2015
>why don't we just nuke the fucking mudslimes due to there problematic views on woman and violent outlook on others
Seriously. Why haven't we fucked those people already.
>>62674154
>. “I can’t wait to be married
TOP KEK. Don't hold your breath. Something tells me the guy would love to spend the rest of his life with you is not quite around the corner lmao
>>62674648
If he wins the nom you'll see I'm moving to Canada posts all over the place, bruv.
>>62674648
I support Rand Paul but I'll probably support Trump in the general because he'll bring the culture war back in our favor.
Also I like his opposition to the TPP and his desire to reignite our bromance with Putin.
>>62674541
she is constantly wondering if everyone she meets has seen her asshole breasts and vagina
>>62674706
because some are innocent children/people stuck in their circumstances
>>62674604
Nice bait. Very few men are as fucked up as that.
>"I don't pay much attention to the haters. I think there will always be people who just like to bash other people's work." When answering my question about whether she thinks she gets unfair amounts on criticism because of her strong stance on social justice and women's issues, Jennifer's eyes lit up: "There are definitely people stuck in the past, mostly online on certain forums and websites that get mad when you point out inequality. They have nothing better to do all day than hate on women like me that are saying 'enough'."
>>62674699
>Berniefags actually believe this
>>62674722
she literally says she's not expecting it a few sentences afterwards
>>62674723
Fuck off we're full.
>>62674610
>>62674466
Some rich people obsessively chase money and it consumes their whole life. They think of nothing else except making the number grow. These are your happy billionaires.
Some people get lucky and end up incredibly rich with no worries to distract them, no fantasies left to fulfill and nothing to accomplish that is not far more hassle than it is worth. The only thing that gives them brief pleasure is substance abuse.
These are your depressed millionaires.
>>62674743
Total slacktivist
>inequality is bad
Share the wealth then.
>h-hater
>>62674083
why doesn't the fat cunt go live in Kathmandu or something for a year. Take 1000 dollars to his name?
>>62674743
nice fake quote again m8
you still don't know punctuation tho
>>62674648
Yes. Completely. It will be hilarious.
>>62674676
Tolstoy is a patrician choice, Steinbeck is for Americans with misplaced literary nationalism.
>>62674083
If I were Notch, I'd build a big house out of nothing but cubes. Shit would be sweet
>>62674732
>caring about future children that have no hope and have already been raped to know there place
Its called mercy anon.
>>62674793
[citation needed]
>>62674477
>titcow
>fags caring about feet
kek
>>62674541
2nd. Can get some seriously dank weed that'll help the depression. Also she can get some high end booze rent out a suite in a high class hotel invite a bunch of randos and party.
>>62674676
>“I have a seventh- to halfway through eighth-grade education. But I’m not stupid.”
lol
>>62673986
>I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings.
Literally manchildren who never developed emotionally beyond elementary school. And there are billions of these assholes.
Just keep looking, Jen.
>>62674743
>There are definitely people stuck in the past, mostly online on certain forums and websites that get mad when you point out inequality.
Does Jlaw browse /tv/?
>>62674819
It's real.
>>62674604
>A 4chan fag make this image just to trigger people
>>62674676
Welp she has a 13 year old's education so i shouldn't be surprised she has a 13 year old's view on lit.
>>62674939
You're pathetic.
>>62674083
>becomes a billionaire
>actually bitches about it on twitter
I really fucking hate this fat prick.
>>62674691
For you.
>>62674699
>nukes China because he feels like it and triggers WWIII and kills us all!
There's literally nothing wrong with that.
>>62674541
women don't understand the concept of having to work to get social status / acceptance. to them it literally doesn't matter if they have self-esteem and self-confidence or not.
a good example would be one of those "nerdy" girls who hangs out with like 5 dudes at once, and literally every single one of them wants to fuck her - and yet she keeps texting her girlfriends how boring her saturday night is. for dudes we're so used to the bullshit most of us don't really give a fuck, i've hung out at bars by myself and also experienced the exact opposite.
>>62674973
GED student confirmed
>>62674973
Does that leave you with a high school education? It wouldn't make you stupid but it would make you academically incapable.
>>62675015
high school in the US is from 9th-12th grade
>>62675008
I'm not american, so i don't know what that is.>>62675015
Exactly.
>>62674734
oh yeah, r-r-right, i was totally just k-kidding
>>62674604
To most women, 99% of men may as well not exist when it comes to them looking for a mate.
I believe that she believes she's lonely
>>62674988
NIHILISTS 4 TRUMP 2016
>>62675035
Yeah that would leave you pretty retarded compared to people that have completed any decent college degree. Like no problem solving skills. She probably comes across like a complete bimbo even if she had potential.
>>62675003
>i've hung out at bars by myself and also experienced the exact opposite
wanna hang out big guy?
>>62673986
>they're trying to establish dominance
>>62673986
weird fas face, roastie, ugly feet, shitty fake annoying personality: that's your problem you entitled cunt
>>62673986
Yeah Baghdad's full of nice respectful men.
>>62675142
That's how you get whores senpai. You crush their self esteem, then you make a small complement.
>>62675151
>roastie
Nope. Say anything else you want but her pussy is objectively perfect
>>62674977
>muh preconceptions about life
boo hoo why won't he validate my blind faith in the pursuit of material gain ;____;
Wow I bet she really did like that kiss. Probably the first one she had in a really long time, and it made her curious. I wonder if she went home and fantasized about Natalie that night? And Natalie seems like such a dirty girl, she'd definitely be willing to give Jlaw head.
>>62674097
She's quite right, 2015 is in fact the current year.
>>62675182
You have to lower their self esteem first? Pfffft.
>>62675206
She's a slut. She probably tales dicks from various ethnicities at the same time.
>>62674097
2 0 1 5
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Maybe no guy wants to date you because they don't want their girlfriend's pussy and asshole to be available for their friends to see on the Internet?
>>62675132
i'd love to buddy
we can pretend i'm rust and you're marty
>>62673986
>“Cheers to my hymen growing back!”
What the hell is wrong with her? She said that knowing it had the potential to be quoted in a magazine.
I don't know why rich people just don't admit "I know I am sad, but really my life isn't that bad and I have it pretty fucking easy compared to the average person." or does money and the ego make you so deluded you never even consider this?
>>62675256
Do they come with low self esteem for you?
That would be a nice perk senpai.
>>62674413
if she actually said that, that's pretty disgusting
white women not even once
>>62674404
>>62674450
In British English it's standard to put punctuation inside the quotation marks only if the punctuation is part of the quote. Otherwise we put punctuation on the outside.
Examples: "Hey", he said. "What's going on here?".
>>62675295
i don't have a lot of money to blow on beer and drugs
Because these dipshits isolate themselves from the true friends that they had before they were rich and famous (if they even had any). Then they are surrounded by fakes and moochers.
The one example that comes to mind (I'm sure there are more) is Mark Wahlberg who sort of maintained his "crew" of friends from home. I bet he doesn't feel this way because he actually has real friends.
>>62675302
>>62675318
Stop judging her, faggots. Atleast she isn't afraid of speaking her mind. How many of you are closeted pedos, or are into girls with dicks?
>>62674229
this website has gotten so bad i think we pissed off an elite (probable soros) and hes just bought/created a poo in loo firm whos mission is to shitpost and shill on every single board of 4chan.
>>62675351
What does liking girls with dicks have to do with jennifer lawrence not being afraid to speak her mind?
>>62674939
she didn't even finish high school?
>>62675351
>How many of you are closeted pedos, or are into girls with dicks?
if everybody who fits that description here on /tg/ actually replied to this post we would hit the reply limit
>>62675351
She get admit being a pedophile and the piles of cash would keep coming. Since she's hot she'd be fucking worshipped more and fetishised. Fuck you and your bait.
>>62673986
>I am lonely every Saturday night.
Hard to imagine.
>>62675401
Why would she?
>>62675302
she's quircky!!'111!!!
>>62675392
I'm talking about the ones without the balls to admit it.
>>62675422
Being surrounded by people who are only there to leach off her fame and being unable to establish any real relationships is probably pretty lonely.
JUST
>>62675448
to get a BASIC education
>>62674273
Holy shit, kek! I knew he wasn't bright, but this is outright hilarious.
>>62675419
My bait was not bait, idiot.
>>62674036
Let me guess, you never had more than $5000 in your bank account, if you even have an account. When you get rich, you're going to buy a gigantic mansion, right? Or pay your mom's house off, right? If she's still alive. You have no idea what rich people are like, neither do I by the way, but you have no imagination either. You will always stay poor, the universe will end before you ever become rich.
>>62675448
Well she didn't get famous till she was something like 20 right (when Winter's Bone came out)? I don't know why she would drop out of high school cause she was not doing anything that I know of in entertainment at that time.
>>62673986
Who gives a fuck?
>>62675497
Isn't she very close to her family? I get that she, allegedly, has no genuine friends, but what about her family?
>>62675536
It was boring senpai.
>>62675314
You just admitted to needing to lower their self esteem. You cant turn that around XD
what did we do to see her potato face everyday? and she's not even a good actress but she gets praised because she speaks her mind? ok
>>62674097
This is why no real man wants you you dumb fucking slut.
>take nude pictures
>spread them around
>whore around
>say dumb shit constantly
>shrude feminist cunt
>HURR WHY DOES NO MAN BE NICE TO ME?
GEE I FUCKING WONDER
>>62674642
THE
>>62674105
She's not wrong at all. You might be measurably retarded if you think anything she said in the interview is unreasonable.
>>62673986
JLAW IS THE MOST UNLIKABLE CUNT IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD
SHIA LABEOUF IS THE MOST LIKEABLE
THESE ARE FACTS
>>62675497
I'd bet that a friend isn't REALLY what she's looking for.
Bitches say shit but it don't mean a thing
>>62675351
>closeted pedo
>closeted
I find her character pretty abhorrent but I'd be nice to her if it meant we could snuggle and order pizza and things on a Saturday night instead of just ordering my own pizza and sadly masturbating
>>62675536
She was on that shitty sitcom with that redneck guy when she was younger.
>>62675568
It's a joke senpai. I don't get any girls.
>>62675102
>Like no problem solving skills.
honestly the only problem-solving skill High School taught me was how to get beaten up
>>62675596
pic related.
>>62675659
I mean, actually...yeah.
IT'S 2015 THE MEME
>>62674036
Incremental money gives more happiness until you have all of your basic needs met. After that it adds nothing. JLaw would be equally as happy if she made $150k a year.
>>62675568
>You cant turn that around XD
>XD
No, but apparently you can turn it around for him.
>>62675705
KINDOF RIGHT
BUT MAKE IT 500K/YR
>>62675664
Oh i didn't know she was on a sitcom.
>>62674169
Whats goin on here?
>>62675685
My thoughts exactly
>money can't by happiness xD just b yourself
https://instagram.com/danbilzerian/
wew lad
>>62675526
Hi JLaw
>>62675820
SOME SCUMBAG TRAITOROUS CUNT BEING A SCUMBAG TRAITOROUS CUNT FROM BEFORE WE WERE BORN
>>62674360
>Has problem with celebrities criticizing Trump in magazine interviews (when they're asked) because they're celebrities and nobody should care
>Has no problem with a reality TV star running for president
>>62675302
>>62675318
>muh hymen
sorry why is the "hymen growing back" quote offensive to people? am I missing something?
>>62675770
are you an alien lifeform that eats diamonds or something?
i don't get this, i'll never do, maybe i'm naive but how the fuck do celebrities like her with a huge fanbase can say they can't find a relationship, someone nice to them etc ?
Like i know it's probably weird for a movie star to date a fan or whatever but i'm pretty sure whenever she goes out she meets plenty of fans, some of them very nice, and very hot.
Honestly there's a fucking shit-ton of people that would date her.
Heck, she's not especially my type nor the hottest girl in the world but obviously i'd date her if i could
>>62675955
NIGGA 150K IS BASICALLY THE POVERTY LINE IN HIGH END NEIGHBORHOODS
>>62675958
Don't you get it senpai? She has high standards.
Delusion is just the lovechild of imagination and confirmation bias, right?
I think most people are delusional. All of you are. I certainly am.
It looks worse when the wealthy and powerful show their own delusions to the world because they are, in fact, situated above the majority of people who will read what they write and listen to what they have to say. A really common delusion of the rich is the belief that money hasn't cured their sense of powerlessness. They probably feel this way because they don't want to feel isolated from the human majority. Seems like this is the particular delusion Lawrence is leaning on here.
But frankly it's no worse than believing that Jews decide the fate of the world in shady, smoke-filled rooms or that the moon landing was faked or any of that shit. People hold you in the exact same, absolutely disgusted esteem when you spout this shit as we all hold Jlaw when she tries to tell us how hard her life as an internationally acclaimed millionaire thespian is. The reaction is exactly the fucking same.
>>62675598
WORLD
people still believe in an "end point" to human suffering? you can get the perfect wife, the perfect job, more money than you can spend, great friends.. and they all come with their own problems and downsides.. you'll always want something else, the grass is always greener. there is no finish line, even rich celebrities have problems.. and if their natural personality is one of loneliness and pessimism, then that will continue.
"money doesn't buy you happiness, it just give you a good bargaining position"
>>62676051
>nuttin will make you happy ayy lmao
https://instagram.com/danbilzerian/
>>62676015
Delusion is a basic defense mechanism, so yeah.
>>62676051
KEANU REEVES HAS 350 MILLION DOLLARS
>>62676015
>thespian
LETS NOT GET CARRIED AWAY, SHES A FLICKSTRESS AT BEST
>>62676012
Yeah so that's what i expected, she can't find any nice guy by her social standards, means she wouldn's date some cool guy she'd casually meet in a bar
Not that i care, i don't even live on the same continent, but that's actually pretty sad
>>62673986
>whore pics are seen by everyone
>have to pretend you're not fucking randos daily
>>62673986
>“No one ever asks me out,” she says when Van Meter visits her in Atlanta. “I am lonely every Saturday night.
Lies. This is an insult to people like me who are actually lonely every saturday night.
>>62675610
>t. angry lonely roastie
>>62676015
>hasn't cured their sense of powerlessness
did you mean to write HASN'T?
because although I'm sure being able to quit your job at any time is nice, it doesn't actually mean you're more "powerful" in any real way.
do you think Presidents don't spend their whole time in office literally butting up against the limits of what they can and cannot do? why would feeling powerful even make someone feel happier necessarily? the world is a tiny speck in an infinite void, after all.
>>62674083
The response on 4chan to this is always hilarious. You can't hate someone this much.
I'd date her. Almost all of you faggots would, don't deny it.
>>62674097
Of course she admires Hanoi Jane.
>preaches about gender equality
>won't ask any men on dates even though she's OMG SO LONELY
Women are the worst
>>62673986
she's a fucking attention whore
she needs it to stay relevant
how is that hard to gasp?
>>62676080
> instagram is real life
>>62676195
I said that was a common delusion, not a statement of fact.
Damn man, at least read something before you get all huffy about it.
>>62676051
ever read "the ones who walk away from Omelas"? it demonstrates to the reader directly that actually buying into the idea of human happiness is based on drawing a comparison with someone who is worse off.
>>62676206
But she won't date any of us.
She loves being fucked and played with by alphas, she's just to empowered to admit it
>>62676051
>Life sucks just as much even when you change it
This is the worst excuse for being lazy. No one has a perfect, 100% happy life, but making an effort to change can make you life much more enjoyable than just sitting there wallowing in your misery with the philosophy of "What is the point, fuck it"
>>62676196
it's doubly ironic because in theory anon might just as easily sympathize. but we never do.
the great part is that Notch definitely DEFINITELY isn't faking, he actually is as pathetic as us.
>>62674370
BLACKED
>>62676304
If there was hope for me I'd try
But there isnt
>>62676268
how does one delude themselves that they AREN'T powerless? I mean firstly that's a double-negative, and surely there's no actual reason to hold a delusion that is based on making yourself feel less empowered than you are?
>>62673986
who the fuck does she think shes fooling?
>I feel like I just need a guy willing to throw me in a cellar, deny me food and water for a weekend, then ravage me when I'm too weak to fight back. Hollywood has all these expectations of women to fight for rights and equality but deep down I just want to be a sex slave for a guy still living with his mother
WE'RE IN BOYS
>>62676396
Cool
>>62676396
>2 days later
>THESE FAT HAIRY GUYS WONT LEAVE ME ALONE HELP
>>62674036
Its a fucking chick, they find any reason to bitch.
Unless you are face to face with Jennifer Lawrence, trying to fuck her, don't concern yourself.
>>62674086
Underrated post.
>>62676497
rose byrne is definitely perpetually sad
>>62673986
Does Bendis write her interview answers for her?
>>62674097
>It’s 2015
Wait, what year is it?
>>62676340
That has to do with your attitude, not that actual situation.
>>62676734
That's what people who are happy, tell themselves to feel like they deserve to be happy more than other people.
>>62676602
it's legitimately possible that the interview is rehearsed, as in J Law knew the questions in advance and planned specific answers, but it will have actually happened.
>>62676819
actually the solution to being happy is more about NOT feeling like you deserve it as a right.
This just confirms that muslim men are alpha and burgerbois can't treat their women right. You make your women lonely and make them turn against you. They go to Iraq seek for muslim men instead. laughable
Face it whiteys, youre shit is fucked
>>62676734
Attitude can help you cope with problems but it doesn't help you solve them.
If you want to drive a nail you use a hammer, not positive vibes.
>>62676945
And who said the otherwise?
I'm simply against people saying people aren't happy bc they don't try.
You don't have the right to diminish the suffering of anyone.
>>62676997
it depends on what your problems are, and also whether on some level you've chosen to have those problems by not taking easily available alternatives or changing your goals.
>>62676997
No no no, you are not understanding, which is part of your problem.
Your attitude is preventing you from changing things for the better. You are acting like it is impossible for you to change things to a happier situation, which is bullshit you are telling yourself so that you dont have to make the effort to try.
>Jennifer Lawrence is lonely every saturday night
I wonder if she ever masturbates to the thought that thousands of men have lots of pics of her naked on their computer and beat off to them.
>>62677084
the world/universe is a big place, everyone's happiness and both suffering can only be viewed in subjective terms.
>>62677242
of course all famous women do that
>There is a rabble-rousing spirit in Lawrence that gets stirred up when certain subjects are broached. “I was raised a Republican,” she says, “but I just can’t imagine supporting a party that doesn’t support women’s basic rights. It’s 2015 and gay people can get married and we think that we’ve come so far, so, yay! But have we? I don’t want to stay quiet about that stuff.” It is not that big of a stretch to imagine her becoming a modern-day Jane Fonda, whom she deeply admires. When we discuss the presidential race, she says something that she will later repeat to a reporter from Entertainment Weekly. “My view on the election is pretty cut-and-dried: If Donald Trump is president of the United States, it will be the end of the world. And he’s also the best thing to happen to the Democrats ever.”
It's official she's been ruined by Hollywood.
>>62677300
>getting paid more than men
>getting leave that men don't
>getting free birth control
>these are basic rights
>>62677300
The only reason why I have some small affection for her is because she reminded me of a massive middleschool crush I had, and her face is strikingly similar, despite being from lebanon
>>62675319
looks fucking retarded desu
>>62677358
Being a woman is a handicap. So i think its fair of them to want more money.
>>62673986
At first I feel endeared toward her, taken in by her down-to-earth charm and vulnerability.
Then I realise that 90% of the stuff women say is complete nonsense and that the opinions she espouses today will be gone with the wind tomorrow.
O women of the world, you are a most treacherous race.
>>62677266
What's your point?
>>62677461
Show your hamster pussy.
>>62675659
only real post in this entire thread desu
>>62677165
It is medically impossible
>my publicist needs me to relate to sad lonley women so they watch my movies more
Bring back the mel gibsons the mike tysons the keifers who arent processed and are just fucked up
>>62674154
>"When someone makes you insecure, it’s strangely exhilarating because you keep trying to fight for that validation.”
lol and people still try and say treating women like shit doesn't work
>>62677461
hamster pussy or gtfo faggot
>>62677498
>>62677664
That's a wombat
>>62677472
you're giving other people too much power by imagining it matters what their attitude to your suffering is.
>>62677566
It's pretty funny
She wants a normal guy that treats her nice, but that guy hasnt got to fuck her once.
The ones with game have been fucking her her whole life.
>Women are retarded
Why do you care so much about this shit /tv/?
>>62677519
>fantasizes about snuggling with Jennifer Lawrence
>real
sure totally grounded
>>62677717
That's what you're saying.
You don't know me.
>>62677839
>You don't have the right to diminish the suffering of anyone
>>62673986
maybe she should lose weight and quit being such a bitch in interviews
do women's vaginas get tighter with lack of sex?
>>62677839
No one wants to know you. That's how shitty of a person you are. They tolerate your presence, nothing more.
This thread is horrendous
>>62677880
First. I was not talking about my suffering as i'm not even the guy you were talking to.
Second. It doesn't imply your opinion matters, it says you don't have the right, bc you don't.
>>62677963
Keep projecting.
>>62678054
Keep practicing avoidance.
Look how far it got you.
>>62673986
Her agent/publicist is so fucking on point. Probably the best on in the biz. He/she knows she's been going overboard with the sjw stuff, now she's looking for sympathy from the fappening "rapists" she used to berate.
Even if that answer was somehow sincere. It wouldn't be accurate. Because those are the guys she goes out with. That fantasy guy she mentioned, she wouldn't be into him at all, and even if she was she'd kek him by hooking up with some co-star "who is mean to her"
You can't rationalize women, they really don't know what they want.
>>62678033
people diminish the suffering of others constantly, though.
>>62677994
well that's mean
>>62678077
>assumptions and more assumptions
You don't know me. Stop acting as you do.
You're just buttmad.
>>62674176
Reminder to stay hydrated bros.
>>62678079
>those are the guys she goes out with.
I don't know. Chris Martin and Nick Hoult are both quite beta for famous guys.
>>62675931
Right? They can stomach cunny, BBC, everything under the sun until a girl makes a primetime-tier sex joke.
>>62678139
More avoidance that got you nowhere.
Just read that Vogue 'article'. God, I want to gouge my eyes out.
>>62674097
This fucking slag thinks she can stump?
They're really going all out. They're terrified.
>>62678196
You're ridiculous.
>>62678257
And no one cares about your suffering.
>>62673986
God i hate her, she's like every other woman. So fucking inconsistent.
>>62673986
REAL LIFE
>but it hurts my feelings
>>62673986
SHES TRYING TO SUCK US IN AGAIN GUYS
>>62678307
My suffering!? I'm quite happy right now. Just living my life the way i want.
>>62678411
>avoidance
>completely disregards his comment tree
You should kill yourself.
>>62678451
As i said, i'm not talking about myself.
What simpler times they were when Winter's Bone had just come out and 95% of /tv/ held JLaw as a top-tier waifu.
>>62678468
>As i said, i'm not talking about myself.
Yet here you are making this shit about you.
Do it.
>>62674154
>I exclusively date bad boys/players
>>62674083
He is a fat fuck, he could start trying to lose weight then
>>62678474
I don't remember that. But well, she's popular now.
That been said, I thought she did pretty good in that film.
>>62678510
How i'm making it about me, retard?
Please, explain in detail.
>>62673986
>I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years
>>62678474
>>62678538
that was also when we saw her in that red dress, the best she's ever looked
>>62678543
>How i'm making it about me, retard?
You keep doing it. The irony here is amazing.
>>62678589
>keep practicing avoidance
Talk about irony.
>>62678553
>red blood
>>62678579
>red dress
they should have sent a poet
>>62674097
>It’s 2015
>>62678606
>keeps making the topic about their problems.
Classic.
>>62678652
More avoidance that got you nowhere.
>>62678678
>keeps doing it
>>62678690
Understand that you are the one who started talking about me. I was just talking back. But, please keep troklling.
>>62678726
>still doing it
>>62678789
Stale. Try something new.
>>62678816
>still doing it
>>62675840
>literal faggot that has to pay whores to hang out with him
>heart condition from steroid abuse because rampant insecurities
>grows a beard to hide his ugly face
>went to hospital multiple times thanks to said condition, nobody visited him
What a winner
>>62678842
>still doing it
>>62677300
>It's 2015
CONFIRMED FA/TV/IRGIN
>>62675958
as a major celeb i guess you're constantly afraid of there being some really awkward tension due to the difference between your incomes, your fame and whatnot
in that sense celebs have a much smaller dating pool than all us unwashed masses do
>>62678896
>got BTFO
>resorts to mirroring several times
>still can't admit to himself no one gives a fuck about him or his problems.
The only person who suffers at the end of all this is you. I feel bad for you. You have no one to listen to you or care about your problems. You just have 4chan.
I hope you realize how sad that is and make changes before it's too late.
>>62678079
what a nice ass
whats going on in that image
>>62673986
Umm, how many times did she and Chris Martin get together and break up? They just broke up again like a month or so ago
>>62674477
>is a titcow
>has hooves
>>62674205
>force it
But she's a woman that isn't going to just buy hookers and think she is happy
>>62674122
She made $54 million in the last year
>>62678079
They're human beings, you stupid cunt. You are drowning in so many paranoid fictions in this hellhole that you have lost all self-awareness and sympathy.
I thought she was fucking dating someone
>>62679381
she probably is
but we all know all famous woman are attention whores
she just wants to stay relevant
>>62674083
>says that he is having fun and making friends with equally successful people
>claims he is lonely in the exact same tweet
What a fucking pissbaby
>>62675262
Nice salamander
She has received, for having worked for a few months of her life, enough money to ensure that she will never have to work again for many, many lifetimes over. Not only should she endure every single picture taken of her every time she steps outside of her house but, like all A-list actors and actresses, she should tell every single person who has a conversation with her or asks for her to appear in a picture with them, without the faintest hint of irony, that she is grateful for the opportunity to live a care-free life, thanks to the support they have given by watching films she has appeared in.
The problem with most of you narrow-minded cunts is, you put these creatures of flesh & blood on such a high pedestal, that you are completely blinded from the overwhelming, disgusting truth. Some professions are horrendously, abhorrently overpaid.
You really ought to fucking kill yourselves.
