>"I didn't know you could do that"
>"that makes two of us"
>>62662929
Dumb frogposter.
>>62662929
>>62662944
>2929
>44
noice
dumb frogposter
>>62662929
>>62662944
>>62662988
whoa
>"How'd you know that wouldn't kill him?"
>"I didn't."
gets for everybody
>gets shot
>rips open jacket to show bullet proof vest
>>62665762
>not a small book/lighter/locket given by the love interest
>>62665762
>gets shot
>bullet hit a sheriff's star or a bible
>>62665762
>gets shot
>dies
>character infected by zombie virus or something similar
>hides it from the rest of the group
>group doesnt consider them an asshole post-mortem
>bomb has nicely colour coded wires
>bomb has a visible timer
Bomb makers are such bros.
>>62665762
>gets shot
>rips open jacket to show the bullet wound
>rips open his pants and underwear too
>his mom cures him by breastfeeding him with her magic milk
>>62665762
>gets shot
>another character reaches into wound and digs out bullet
>i need 10 minutes
>you have 5
>a guard is strangled in a sleeper hold
>doesn't regain consciousness in a few seconds
>>62665875
>I'll do it in 2
>ok, let's try plan B
>what's plan B?
>RUUUUUUUN
>how do i know I can trust you?
>you cant
>ends phone call without saying goodbye
>hacker taps keyboard
>"I'm in"
>i will now kill my loyal henchman to prove i will kill you
>don't kill you
>we're not so different, you and I
>how do i know you won't kill me?
>if i wanted to kill you i would have done it by now
>glimpses high arched feet
>sharts
>america
>character wears shoes in the house
>people sit down to eat
>nobody actually takes any bites
>conversation over in five lines
>one character gets up and walks away without having eaten anything
>it aint me starts playing
>how do we know we can trust you?
>you don't
>>62665942
>lets all sit around just this side of the table
>main character kills dozens of guards to get to boss
>doesn't kill the boss
>>62665910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
GIVE ME A HAND
>cop movie
>THE DEA IS GONNA HAVE MY ASS
>johnny, what happened to you man?
>i grew up man! and it's time you did the same
>>62665910
>looks at picture of dog on the wall
>hacker taps keyboard
>"I'm in"
>>62666013
>ending scene of the movie johnny has grew down again in order to win
>>62662988
>2929
>Car seat headrests removed
>grizzly veteran comes out of retirement for one last gig
>>62666024
>"I can't access the main frame, the firewall is too encrypted!"
>"here, let me help you"
>two people start duet hacking on the keyboard
>>62665942
>characters sit around to eat
>everyone just talks while slightly poking and moving the food around
every tv show does this
>unattractive nice guy gets the girl at the end
>>62662929
>>62665659
Watched the latest episode of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., have we?
>>62665942
>character orders food
>gets a call
>his food arrives
>runs away without eating
>>62665942
>I made you breakfast
>I DONT HAVE TIME FOR BREAKFAST
>*throws breakfast into garbage*
>>62665861
This happens way too often.
>>62662929
Name 3 movies where this happens.
>>62665940
>teenagers wear shoes on their bed
why
>>62662929
>new Agents of SHIELD episode
>>62666105
>Fitz gets keked again
>>62666261
They probably just scroll through these trope threads in the Agents of SHIELD writer's room when writing a new episode.
>>62665762
>gets shot while holding a gun
>gun turns out to be a squirt gun
>he squirts the shooter
Love that shit.
>Character says something unusual
>............really?
>hero and villain are intensely pointing each other with guns
>BANG!
>they both seem dumbfounded
>villain falls down revealing a third person behind him holding a smoking gun
>need to make a quick getaway
>car stalling out
>c'mon c'mon C'MON!
>vrooooom
>>62665762
>Gets stabbed
>>62667469
would that mithril shirt save a person from a bullet? the impact would hurt like a motherfucker but it wouldn't penetrate the shirt.. right?
>>62665950
>because right now, I'm the only thing keeping you alive
>>62665880
>It's ready in 1
>>62665942
>people sit down to eat
>everybody actually takes bites
>conversation over five lines, or maybe more, tough to tell because everyone is talking with their mouths full
>one character gets up because they are choking on their food
>>62665960
>>62666284
>tfw
I just want him to surprise kiss Simmons. It would be so cute! :3
>>62667469
How did shelobs stinger go through the mithril shirt?
>Hero gets shot in shoulder or leg
>Is fine
>>62667768
>bad guy gets shot in shoulder or leg
>dies instantly
>>62667748
hit the neck didn't it
>>62667768
>hero needs serious medical treatment
>''it's just a scratch''
>>62667768
I don't know how much experience you have with gunshot wounds, but as long as you don't get shot in the chest, gut or head you can get up and walk away if you're not a total pussy.
>guy is getting strangled
>strangler is some weakling, somehow manages to maintain a stranglehold on the victim with his bare hands
>victim dies within 15 seconds of strangulation
>>62668047
Yeah, but I think he also meant all the acrobatics the hero usual does after being shot.
>>62667721
>sneaks into room to surprise kiss Simmons
>sees space-Chad fucking her from behind
>it's a cartoon
>the small part of what they are standing on that you think will fall stays where it is when attempted to be cut off and the large part falls
>>62665990
>DEA
>>62665878
Would they normally? I actually have no clue how sleeper holds work desu and I'm really curious
>Women using a pistol
>boobs not even bounced
>Protagonist encounters various problems throughout his life
>They were all orchestrated by his jealous, presumed-dead, adoptive brother
>>62668770
You'll come to fairly quickly. Takes a little longer to regain motor skills and clear thought. In the movies though the bad guys go into a full blown comatose state.
>>62669208
>bad guy is "killed" by an explosion where his whole secret base is blown off with the force of a litteral airstrike
>lol I'm fine, I just have a scar on my face completely unrelated to the type of wounds I should actually suffer from an explosion
UK'S FINEST
>>62665960
oh fucking kill me, who writes this shit
>Horror movie
>"Is anybody there?"
>>62669540
Don't blame the writers, blame the audience that's eating all the horse shit and keeping the show on air.
>>62666081
Bet the food is trash to begin with , add that to it being cold after X takes.
>>62665762
>Be American
>go to school
>get shot
>rip open jacket to show bullet proof vest because it's mandatory
>>62670155
>Horror movie
>''HAHA!'' Really funny, guys. You can come out now.
>..guys?
>Be in mob
>Chrissy doesnt watch it
>>62670155
>>62670281
>Character checks suspicious hiding spot
>Opens door
>It's empty
>Monster appears behind them
>>62665990
It's DA, retard.
>Movie starts
>Typical day at the start of the class
>Kid looks like he's got no sleep
>In between his yawns he slips some glances towards his crush across the room
>Smiles softly to himself, content that he has the chance to see her
>Suddenly hears clattering in the hallways
>The screams of a teacher running across the doorway as bullets crash into him
>Everybody moves back to the windows, the kid is now beside the girl he loves
>Door is pushed open with force, a young man only a few years older than the class studies the room for a split second
>He levels his rifle and picks a target
>The scream from the girl is cut violently short as a bullet tears through her skull
>The kid crouches down in fear and sees her lifeless eyes from between his fingers
>The man opens fire again, more of his classmates scramble and fall
>The eternity of the scene ends with footsteps down the hallway and he can't move
>Schoolbell rings
>The kid wakes up with a jolt, the teacher taps him with a ruler
>"Homework for thursday Anon!"
>He looks around the room in a dazed panic
>His girl is giving him a smirk
>He realizes he's not American
>The day goes on.
>>62670346
>edge
>>62665909
Niggers do this in real life
>It's a one of the Winchesters is about to "die" again episode
>>62670452
You could do an entire thread on Supernatural tropes alone. How many monsters have fallen to the trusty old stab from behind by either one of the brothers or the guest star of the week?
>Napoleonic Wars
>French are incompetent
>parent character
>"son...."
>>62670542
>incest porn
>characters exclusively refer to each other as "son", "mom" "bro" "sis" etc
>>62670612
Only shitty modern incest porn does that. You need to be watching quality stuff like Taboo 2 and Taboo American Style.
>horror movie
>lonely character
>hears something behind him
>slowly looks back
>you're supposed to expect a jumpscare
>nothing
>character looks back in front of him
>le crazy loud jumpscare
This is even more annoying than the basic jumpscare because it's like the movie is saying "Look my original unexpected jumpscare !!!" when it's even more predictable than a normal one
>>62668047
I got shot in the calf by a .38 and my calf muscle turned to jelly. Fuck off.
>>62670684
>only shitty modern mainstream incest porn does that
ftfy. you gotta go looking harder
>>62668047
Oh, horseshit. Get shot in the right place in the arm or thigh and you'll bleed out in minutes. Get one in the shoulder and your fucking arm is useless.
Getting shot is a pretty big fucking deal. Adrenaline might carry you out of danger for a minute or two, but you're not going to be scaling walls and jumping through windows 20 minutes later.
>>62670524
>the French competent in war
>ever
>comedy flick
>character gets lauched into the air
>"I BELIEVE I CAN FLY"
>abruptly crashes
>horror movie
>"Alright whos gonna check this out?"
>3/4 characters step back
>last guy in the front gulps or sighs
>>62670996
>I literally have no knowledge of history
>>62665937
>farts
>>62670996
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>Character gives motivational speech
>Exhausted/wounded team mates suddenly superhuman
>ugly character
>loses glasses
>changes hairstyle
>is now sexy
>>62666236
It's a defense mechanism when they see Tarantino or Dan "The man with the van and a chloroform can" Schneider lurking in the shadows.
>>62662929
>Everybody gets wasted
>Drive home
>In the history of television and film no one was ever killed by somebody DUI.
>>62662929
>>62662944
>>62662988
Nice, can I join?
>>62670542
My moms boyfriend calls his son "son", quite often.
He has never referred to his daughter as "daughter" though.
>American college party
>Character drinks two standard drinks
>"Woah dude so wasted XD"
>>62671099
I can smell you from over here, Pierre.
>>62671295
JUST
>>62671192
>>In the history of television and film no one was ever killed by somebody DUI.
Les petits mouchoirs
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