Mel tasks you with reviving his career to A-list level
How do you do it?
>>62661556
Lethal weapon 5, there'll be a joke with Riggs apologizing for saying some really stupid shit while drunk
go to 400 day rehab to kick alcoholism
undergo estrogen supplement treatment to curb aggression
get deprogrammed and drop his dad's mad cult
>>62661556
Get a DeLorean and accelerate to 88mph
>>62661556
>22
>have that hairline now
jdimsa
what the fuck do I do
transplant?
Live-action Don Quixote, filmed for Spanish television as a twenty hour-length episodes.
Use your friend RDJ to direct iron man 4 with jackie chan as the mandarin. Will make 1 billion or close guarentee.
It's cape shot but you gotta start somewhere
>>62661594
hey, that's pretty good
The Beaver 2: Right hand Side
Mad Max re-reboot. Jews are leaders of the wasteland and make the whites do all the labor. They use niggers as cronies and such. Mel is being chased and finds a cave full of whites. He rallies them up and does some driving and killing. He then faces off against Tyberius. A black rip off of Master Blaster. Max wins and escapes to hide in the desert to heal from his wounds. He then later sneaks back to kill King Schlomo and succeeds. It end with Mel on the throne drinking whiskey and looking down on his white utopia.
>>62661594
Holy fuck, this is great
>>62661594
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>62661594
10/5 post
>>62661594
my sides
Hire Ben "Zyklon-B" Garrison to clear the path
Star in the next season of True Detective.
>>62661594
...damn, that's just great.
>>62661594
Cannot. Stop. Laffin.
>>62661556
Braveheart 2
>>62661556
Make him play hitler in his final hours
>>62661629
> lets make this thread about me and my hair
baldlets, will they ever learn?
>>62661556
give him $500 million and say "Now direct that damn Viking movie you always wanted to make"
>>62661594
Rolled on the floor, laughing
By getting him to direct my screenplay of Blood Meridian.
>>62661556
A sequel to Triumph of the Will.
