Finns mom, decided that Han is a bastard man and adopted him out to be a storm trooper for cash.
Only black character unaccounted for that is brand new canon.
Why else would disney introduce her?
>>62655332
What about Lando?
you should be ashamed of yourself. Reconsider your life, sage.
this is correct.
This is the plan Jewjew abrams had all along.
the same way luke found out about his sister. We will find out that han solo got some jiggaboo strange pussy and left the planet laughing his ass off with chewie like a fucking frat boy.
Its going to be the most progressive and anti white thing ever to happen.
Millions of young white boys will feel guilty and angry about what han did and instantly have the urge to raise lots of little finns to be strong jedi fighters but this time with a DAD WHO LOVES THEM :3
thanks disney
>>62656583
No one remembers the fucking nigress Han was married to
>>62656699
i promise you she will fucking show up in the sequel and tell finn after she finds out they were hanging out with her "husband" she his mammy and they will go on a space quest together.
remember.
we are going to replace a all white male cast with one woman with an bunch of women and a shaved wookie
I cant think of anything more progressive than this.
and thats exactly why its going to happen.
Disney made that bitch canon. Finn is all but fucking confirmed the secret child of every white mans favorite star wars character.
just wait. Im right
Jew jew is going to redefine what it means to ruin a franchise with political gimmicks. I cant wait to find out chewie is gay.
>>62656892
It wasnt in the MSW plot, but I still think thats misinfo
>>62656962
its confirmed
jewjew abrams wants to destroy start wars. He destroyed star trek and wants to make star wars fucking kiked up trash.
