New episode of American Horror Story starting now
is this the thread senpai
I had to stop watching. It's like the show lost all of its self awareness
tonight's predictions?
MURDER HOUSE
INCOMING SWAMP WAIFU
MURDER HOUUUUSE OH FUCK
>>62655526
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
FUUUUUUCK
oh boy a reference!
reminder fargo is a bad show
FUUUUUUUUUCK
nothing better than a vampire abortion
>army of vampire children
>live vampire child birth
So they're just doing Twilight?
>>62655630
lady gaga gonna kill all them vampire kids
she basically kills any vampire she didnt make her self so
Live stream?
>>62655630
as long as theres a scene where a werewolf fucks a baby im fine with it
Oh my a nipple
>mommy and daddy are both in the room
Way to go Liz
well this went full homo real quick
>>62655790
why do you think half of us are here?
I did not expect this relationshipI like it
Well this came out of nowhere.
>>62655688
http://ladygaganow.co/ahs-hotel
>>62655790
It's not gay because she is a girl
>>62655790
dont worry its not gay
What the hell has happened in this episode already?!
>>62655821
yea...i fucks with it
CUM UP
God damn that ass on Gaga
le edgy man of not caring has feelings now
>just fluff him up, I'll finish him off
Why do I feel like that's not the first time Gaga has said that.
Who the fuck is watching the detective's daughter?
God, how can someone with that hairdo be insecure about his sexuality?
>>62655952
Grandmother
>forced gay sex
>walking around the hotel with no shoes on
nigga do u want athletes foot
is it weird that Gaga is more attractive to me now that shes thick
why are like fucking 3 women in love with their babies? Like I could get 1 crazy bitch but this is a weird theme
>38 posts
>12 ips
>>62656092
And?
>>62656092
Yes, and?
>>62656092im lonely
>>62656078
Gaga and Alex, who else?
>>62656092
Better that way. This s my 3rd post
>>62656132
we few are here for you
>>62656141
Kathy Bates?
>>62656078
was i the only one that got a specifically incest-y vibe when cop's wife laid down in the coffin with holden at the end of last episode? she like lingered for a long time in front of his face
>>62656141
I was including the maid lady but I guess shes more 'in love' with Peters?
its still fucking weird
>>62656155
yeah, there we go. So 3 for sure. 4 potentially.
>but I'm not gay!
4chan on traps
>>62656162
>>62656155
I guess that makes 4 then.
why does he have to wear a white snake suit
we hot foreign girls now
>Gaga named her kid Bart
Is foxy cloepatra died?
THAT FUCKING CUT TO BREAK.
I want more Murder House references this season
are we ever gonna get a full shot of the vamp baby?
Now that the pool's empty, they can fill it up and start murdering people in it.
I swear to god if Liz Taylor dies, I am dropping this show.
well i am erect
Can we get some shots or webms of Gaga this season? I haven't had a chance to grab any that have been posted the past few weeks. It's amazing how polarizing she is. Some scenes shes repulsive, others I want to ravish her all night long until the sun comes up.
fargo is a bad show
>this fucking episode
All sex, no plot
>>62656650
Oh, ya?
>>62655548
>>62656650
we heard you the first time, didn't care then, you literally couldn't be more wrong
Why do all of Jessica Lange's characters do literally nothing wrong? Sister Jude, Fiona Goode, etc.
>>62656658
i think you mean
>this season
>>62656658
You just described season since Asylum
Ahegao
Where is the vampire kid army??
>>62656704
*every season
what fucking happened this episode?
This season has been so fucking self-indulgent it hurts
>>62656680
what about figuratively
>>62656704
Oh.
I didn't watch coven or freak show..
>>62656695
>>62656695
alcoholic who thought she killed a child and locked up someone in an asylum because she was a lesbian.
>>62656763
Don't they're both terrible
>>62656748
That describes every character, though.
>>62656748
What do you mean by 'self-indulgent'?
what a goofy sex scene
EPISODE SAVED
needs more gaga ass
i would love to have bloody sex with those foreign whores
lets get the disagreement going!
asylum > murder house > hotel > coven > freakshow
>>62656960
id argue freakshow>coven but the only 1 of the 2 ive actually seen is coven
so is bart gonna join the vampire army and takeover the world?
>>62656960
Switch the last two.
OH FUCK STAR WARS
>>62656763
I liked coven but alot of other people did not. I hated freakshow though
Don't forget to preorder your tickets for Star Wars™ guys!
Wes is so qt
>>62656996
>>62656999
coven wasn't scary but it was still funny and had a central plot at least
dandy and like 1 or 2 side characters were all that made freakshow watchable for me
so the nurse just abandons one kid and then tries to get these ghost whores to make her husband go crazy. what a stupid fucking cunt. this is why women are the worst
Oh SHIT
>>62656960
Asylum > Murder House > Hotel > Getting your dick bit off by a ghost maid > Freak Show > Getting raped repeatedly by the addiction demon ghost thing for all eternity > Coven
>>62657116
im really curious, the people who liked freakshow more than coven, what did you like about it?
Vampire baby in luggage!!!
>>62657158deez nuts
I want to eat Bentley's ass.
Why are these threads so slow?
I only come to this board for this show, to practically MST3K the bullshit, so is this board just slow?
>>62657158
Freakshow was the first season I've seen. Haven't seen any of the first three. I thought Dandy and Twisty where the best parts of the season. Especially the early episodes when Twisty was running amuck all over Jupiter.
>>62657236
/tv/ doesnt talk about the shows it enjoys.
daughter confirmed for abandoned. probably never gonna show up againthis season
>>62657283
i fucking hope so
something bads gonna happen in this scene i feeeeeeeel it
>>62657275
So just like every board.
Wait /tv/ likes this show?
that nigga dead
FUCK
gee what a surprise THAT was...
isnt he just going to come back as a ghost?
>>62657365
Obviously I cant speak for everyone that comes here. But if you look at the threads that get alot of attention, they tend to have the most shit-posting going on.
This thread has simply been discussing the show.
wait, isnt he a vampire or some shit?
>>62657409
do vampires come back as ghosts? or just humans?
>>62657409
I thought he was a vampire
Someone steal those gloves from her. Then she's useless.
THE FUCK WAS THAT THING
That come by my house I kill it
so basically it looks like the sink baby from PT. or that giant baby thin that chases you in that one prison horror game.
>>62655421
I made it two episodes into this season and decided they can go fuck themselves.
I'm glad the show is ending on such a shitty note, that way it won't be revived.
Straight up #killgaga2k16 right now. Fuck her and her fucking with my boo Liz.
>>62657426
It only makes them live forever with all the vulnerabilities of a human.
>>62657490
It just got renewed for a sixth season
>>62657497
That's lame.
>>62657504
what celebrity do you guys think theyll get for that one?
>>62657510
it makes for more interesting tv than like totally immortality
>>62657518
Elijah Wood
>>62657518
Lana del ray
>>62657518
last i heard ryan murphy liked working with gaga so much he'd asked her back
>>62657510
Kinda like it, no superpowers.
Holy shit some dumbass broke into the sealed floor next ep.
>>62657518
I want Jessica Lange back
>>62657518
Winona RyderI hope
>>62657534
For watching it is more interesting, but I would never want to be that kind of vampire.
>>62657584
What the fuck was that in there? Some sort of ghoul?
Mind if i can ask you guys why your bothering watching this shit? i mean im no better i wanna drop it so bad but something keeps compelling me to come back and watch make me hate this show even more
>>62657608
Watching her age is KILLING ME
>>62657701
for me its the few characters I give a shit about or still have some curiosity in their potential. Like Disney, kathy bates, and liz taylor for the first part. and I want to see those crazy vampire kids again. that was fun.
>>62657765
I feel so bad for Liz Taylor right now.
>>62657701
I'm an unemployed alcoholic. What else am I going to do with my time?
>>62657750
I think she's doing it gracefully. She isn't going the plastic surgery route which is refreshing.
>>62657701
because it's fun, stupid and flashy
just when you're fed up with it, something stupid happens and you want to see what will happen next
>>62657839
Re: Winona
True. But man the crazy eyes.
>>62657795
I mean, in the end, heaven is usually really in all of these universes so theyll probably just meet up their eventually.
[soiler]or you can just pretend[/spoiler]
>>62657701
There's a character I like, it's just something to watch, and I like supernatural shit.
>>62657504
I want them to make another season. I just want them to do better at it.
I'm not even sure what the theme of the show could be. The only things I can think of that they haven't based a show around are cryptids, aliens, and zombies.
>>62657608
She is so damn gorgeous.
I don't think Ryan Murphy understands how gayness works, or crossdressing, or transexuals.
>>62658288
and Coven and Scream Queens show that he understands nothing about women either
So baby Bart confirmed for Monstro?
>>62657608
>>62657750
>>62657839
She's still drop dead gorgeous. I don't understand how she has never been married.
>>62656156
her obsession with her son and her utter lack of care for her daughter is so damn creepy
definitely getting mother-son incest vibes, it's Coven all over agains
>>62658288
Ryan Murphy seems to be a self-hating fag
>it's a backstory flashback hijacks the episode and is more interesting than the current storylines episode
So guys who's your favorite character this season, I'm liking Liz and James March a lot.
>>62661446
Walt Disney
>>62657955
man I want a Lovecraft season SO BAD. Set it at Miskatonic University. Whatever the characters are, you could literally do ALL the stories: Innsmouth, Colour Out of Space, Mountains of Madness, etc
>>62662134
Too arty for women. Summer Camp is a whole lot more likely.
>>62662280
I wanted that too but I heard that's what Scream Queens season 2 is. Wah wah.
>>62661446
">"who's you favorite character
Gaga's Ass
>>62662756
My bad on the GT typo im drunk
>tfw you just realized the mother is from twin peaks
She aged like milk.
>>62655939
>>62662756
Post her GaGa ass.
>>62663203
Watched it live so I don't have a rip to make any.
>>62663264
Thanks anyway, anon.
>>62657158
Both are dog shit, one is more tolerable than the other, doesn't mean we like it faggot.
It's like reading 4chan threads
>crossdresser while walking around like a transvetite
>I AM NOT GAY
>Vampire Dandy after having sex with a man
>I am not even gay
>>62662447
>Scream Queens season 2
Is it already confirmed?
I thought the ratings were a failure or something but then again it was /tv/ talking.
Anyways I'm excited if that's the case
>>62661446
Kathy, Liz, Walt Disney, Vampire Kid,
I'm starting to get rather sad about how much the cop is fucked around with by everyone though
>>62665750seems legit
>>62655286
Maan I do love me some Gaga ass.
is the current season worth watching i should i go and watch coven?
havent seen both so far
Did I miss an episode, The detectives wife suddenly has her child at home with her.
