Shia Livestream Thread #9 - Happy edition
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http://newhive.com/allmymovies
NO SOUND NO SOUND NO SOUND
http://livestream.com/accounts/16049710/events/4499804
next up:
- surfs up
- disturbia
-...
first for metamodernism
So, he isn't going to shower for the next 3 days?
wake me up
where are we at with surfs up? trying to get ready for tath disturbiameme
also, would you guys like a propper fucking stream? with shia and movie in 1 fucking frame so you don't have to wizard shit on your own?
i wouldn't mind throwing up a 1080p strim
>>62651117
who is that kurt cobain at the back
Was he autistic?
>>62651120
I'd appreciate that anon
>Brendan tries to book a movie theater to watch all his movies while live streaming it
>remembers that all his money is going to alimony so he can't rent the theater
>decides to live stream himself watching his movies on his laptop in his shitty apartment
>invites everyone over to watch with him
>no one comes
>streams it anyway
>/tv/ watches the stream
>Brendan looks like he hasn't slept in days
>thick, dark bags under his eyes, he's gained some weight and has a double chin
>has obviously been drinking
>the chat box is nothing but JUST
>he's trying not to cry the whole time
>his hair is visibly falling out while he watches
>after a while, The Mummy Returns ends
>looks at the camera, points a gun to his head an pulls the trigger
>gun jams
>he has a breakdown and starts crying
>screams at the top of his lungs and the stream goes black
>>62651139
the order of the movies is right
"As soon as the first movie in the marathon, the unreleased Man Down, came to an end, one theatergoer sitting right behind LaBeouf called it “sh–ty.”
"The comment started a conversation among a group of people, all of whom went on to talk about LaBeouf as if he wasn’t even there. "
:'(
uh oh...
>>62651170
I laughed audibly.
>>62651185
wait who was in that place at the end of Man Down?
Was it the black guy?
>>62651120
Do it pls
>>62651185
where is this from
>>62651150
>was
>tfw have the exact same shit tier beard as shia la
>>62651120
please do!
>>62651222
>>62651213
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/11/10/shia-labeouf-all-my-movies-marathon
>>62651170
it's actually "wake me up inside"
>>62651120
You would do God's work desu senpai.
>>62651120
do it senpai theres atleast 100 people lurking
>>62651120
make sure to include a chatbox so we can spam dank memes
>>62651120
Based anon
>>62651156
kek
anyone got him crying after man down?
What did he mean by this?
>>62651338
art bro
>>62651120
do it negro
>>62651338
hes anonymous there and thusly a nameless, faceless, non famous entity.
>calling this a "performance"
Who is he in I, Robot? Haven't seen that in years to be honest family
>>62651349
When does Disturbia start? The schedule posted ITT is cut off on the time column, but it looks like Disturbia starts in like 15 minutes? Is that right?
>>62651380
he plays the black dude
>>62651380
random guy who throw a basketball ball to will smith
>>62651380
a side character, the guy thats say's 'she shot with her eyes closed' i think
>>62651380
I think will smiths friend but I dont know if I remembered that right
Are the two streams synched?
>>62651380
Will Smith inexplicably has a much younger white friend (Shia) who appears and exchanges "witty" dialog with him several times in the movie.
>>62651380
He plays a teenager that is sort of Will Smith's friend.
>>62651423
No. One is live and the other is just some anon playing the same movies in the same order according to the same schedule as what the Angelika is showing.
>>62651150
no, he's ripping off the idea from an artist who wrote the same letter to himself everyday for like 30+ years, except his letters said "I'm still alive" or something like that. I can't remember the artist's name, but there was a really cool art exhibition at the Guggenheim in New York about it last winter.
>>62651392
Not meant to be a reply, just a general question.
>>62651120
>i wouldn't mind throwing up a 1080p strim
please do
>>62651505
the rape! its habbening
>tfw no qt jap gf to go to cinema
>>62651487
disturbia is next
>tfw these threads and those pics of him smiling have made me love shia
I want to become famous just so I can become best friends with him.
>>62651463
On Kawara is his name, in case anyone's wondering. I don't know if Shia actually knew his work, but if he did, he must have missed the point completely.
Disturbia starts in about 5 minutes
Some bitch almost took his seat
How many numbers has that hobo scored today?
I hate these dirty hipster normies sitting all around him.
I really wish those two drunk faggots would move
JESUS OF DISTURBIA
get these dirty hippies out of my shia time
is 1080p stream guy gonna do it? or is this 1080p dream just gonna be a dream?
>>62651556
But he's not famous anymore.
I hope Shia punches that dirty hippy thats going to be beside him in the mouth
Where did Shia go? I hope he comes back cause that faggot in the banada is really distracting
>>62651563
>On Kawara
what was the point?
ETA 3 minutes until Disturbia
I hate his wimp hipster wrists.
fucking dirty hippie piece of shit you're no better than shia just because you're with some hipster rich cunt gtfo
How long you guys thing bandanaman is going to last? He's been there since New York, I Love You. Still waiting for he and Shia to make out, actually.
Also: is anyone other than the Beef allowed to sleep on the floor?
>>62651618
but being famous is the only way he'll accept me as his best friend.
>>62651639
What is he watching right now, then? The theater is lighting up in the stream as if something is showing, even though it's supposed to be intermission.
>>62651625
>even hobo dudes have gfs
smdh
Asian qt still there
>tfw not in a theater with Shia
>tfw you will never take a selfie with Shia
He looks so happy...
will he actually stay and watch the movie where he plays a retard
>>62651658
hobo's don't have iphones
>>62651637
http://www.guggenheim.org/new-york/exhibitions/past/exhibit/5895
HAHAHAHA WOWWW THAT KID WAS SUCH A FAG
>>62651156
top kek
You know that faggot is from /tv/ and is going to post those photos in the thread later.
Okay chink, go home you got your photo
That hipster bandana guy is such a fucking douche. He's acting like Shia is not even there. It would be okay, if, I don't know, HE WOULDN'T CROSS HIS PERSONAL SPACE? He's literally pushing on him with his bobble head. Jesus.
MyGFis going to try and be there when he watches Holes. She's assuming it will take 7 hours to line up.
Dubs decides what sign I make her hold up.
>>62651675
>http://www.guggenheim.org/new-york/exhibitions/past/exhibit/5895
thanks
>>62651563
yeah, hes continuing his trend of intentional plagiarism
>>62651673
IT'S 2015 PEOPLE!
EVERYONE HAS AN IPHONE!
>>62651156
>>the chat box is nothing but JUST
>>he's trying not to cry the whole time
>>his hair is visibly falling out while he watches
couldnt read after this, trying to pick up my sides
fuck somebody punch that faggot bandana hipster cunt
>>62651685
Wait, that Asian kid? Or did I miss the best part? ;_;
>>62651616
I have verizon DSL mang... cant stream any faster than current
>tfw they just want me for a photo opportunity for their social media to make them look cool
moments after he walked away in disgust
>>62651701
I have a feeling it's gonna be really hard to get in when Holes shows
Does the guy that's been sitting next to him for hours wanna suck Shia's dick or something? Yikes.
>>62651701
Nausicaa isnt being shown dingus
>>62651728
yeah the slant eye kid
What is the layout of this theatre? Is Shia sitting in the front row? How many seats has it got?
>>62651736
For being hipsters and oh-so alternative they sure don't get what this is all about and the meaning behind it desu senpai.
this is the movie that started the shia money train
>>62651156
This actually made me sad
Hobo hipster faggot is pissing me off so much.
>>62651782
Hipsters are dumb m8. That's the point.
He's trying so hard to show us what his fingers say.
>>62651796
same bro, same
beef massaging butter into his mustache. whata boss
>>62651773
It fits around 70 people, he's sitting in the middle row, aisle seat.
>>62651796
Is his gf still sitting on his lap?
>>62651805
And he thinks he's subtle somehow.
>>62651805
what does it say?
where the stream at? did that Anon make it yet?
i miss black dude ;_; now we have this fucking hipster hobo and his whore grilfriend..
shia is not amused by poorly constructed family bonding
>>62651820
Not anymore. The movie started. I turned it off when I saw that though.
I hate how his faggot face is always in shot because he's leaning it that way. I hope his neck gets permanently fucked up because of it.
is he getting any sleep between movies?
>>62651844
im a big finger
dude.. i am PERFECTLY queued. throwing up stream now
www.livestream.com/thatdumptruck
>>62651820
Cool, thanks informed anon!
>>62651701
Your girlfriend is a dumbfuck and so are you
>>62651865
He's getting sleep during the movies
>>62651865
he's slept during a few. last night and this afternoon
>>62651865
>between
Shia should drink more water, all that salty/sugary stuff and no water to compensate is not good for him desu.
>>62651863
Shia is not amused by cars hitting shattered flipped over cars, full speed in the middle of the road.
>>62651875
stream is already going dude
bandana hipster is getting a blow job
>>62651820
Any info on the type of camera? Is it big? I guess it is attached to back of the seat in front of him or something?
>>62651844
071CREW
other finger something like Boflofuck I have no idea.
>>62651875
Holy shit, its beautiful... thanks anon
>>62651875
shit, nice
>>62651117
>http://livestream.com/accounts/16049710/events/4499804
Whats Kurt Cobain doing there
Anyone else starting to like Shia after watching this?
>>62651875
thank you based OP
>>62651865
fucking based anon
HE'S ENJOYING TWO MOVIES IN A ROW
HORRRY SHIT
>>62651875
Thanks man
>>62651976
I started to like him more since that plagiarism incident. He's been doing weird shit ever since.
>>62651976
there is nothing wrong with liking Shia. Yeah he's not a good Indiana Jones but so what?
>>62651875
thanks for the effort anon but are you sure this is correct?
the light that is being thrown across the audience member's faces doesn't seem to match what's happening in the movie
I'm surprised there are no photos from inside the movie room.
>>62651927
I guess we'll have to wait for a photo.
>>62651976
hey guys, i'm the guy dressed as kurt cobain from earlier
i've been a fan of shia since before it was a meme
Wasn't he in the Dogtown movie? Have they shown that one yet?
Neet the movie
HOLY FUCK THE DUDE IN GLASSES IS MIMIKING SHIA
>>62651976
started to really like him after the JUST DO IT thing, he likes, mocks people that do this perfomance thing while also liking the perfomance thing and doing it
>shia and me are nodding our heads to SOAD together
>>62652102
I noticed that too. They were eating in sync. And he switched to his left hand after shia did.
>>62652090
there is a list of the movies somewhere around here but he is going in order from newest to oldest
>>62652102
haha you're right
>>62652136
HES FUCKING DOING IT AGAIN
>>62652102
so many fucking attention whores
>>62651875
>maximum numebr of viewers
>minimizing movies over stream
>having both videos in one window
shit anon. try again
why is he always wearing ramones t shirts?
>>62652185
Most people are going to do something to get them noticed if they are sitting in front of a camera
>>62652193
shutup faggot best stream yet
>>62652193
faggot go be a faggot elsewhere
>>62651156
Holy fuck my sides
>>62652102
What an absolute madman. I bet he can't wait to tell his friends.
>>62652224
how? it literally has a viewer cap and a suboptimal video combination
>>62652257
holy fuck i bet u cry when a girl sucks ur dick but that she didnt stick her finger in ur ass too
>>62652287
yes, saying a video is bad because it literally cannot be watched means that i complain about fetishes as well
>>62652055
Pics or it didn't happen
Is this what it's actually like to watch a movie with someone?
I've been missing out.
>>62652320
nah man usually they talk through out the movie or on their phone
you aint missing out
What movie is this?
Buffering Shia is actually Christ himself.
>>62652373
I wish
is that slut still on hobo jesus lap
Anyone else think Shia took too much LSD one night and has been on a permanent trip ever since?
>>62652373
man, Laurent art is so crisp and detailed but there's something about it that I don't like
Shia calls you and says he's coming over to watch a movie with you. It will be livestreamed.
What do you put on?
When will bandana leave
>>62652473
avengers
>>62651875
>www.livestream.com/thatdumptruck
i love you
>>62651875
you da man
>>62652473
the even stephens movie
also did he/will he watch that one?
AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE JUST
>>62651875
OK
since this guy seems to have stream covered I'm gonna peace from my shitty stream unless popular demand says otherwise. I'm the OP stream guy
This is like the most fake meta art autistic thing ever and he's doing nothing.
The amount of dank memes that should come out of this is great.
>>62652525
He's going to, it's on the schedule.
Has anyone brought him food?
>>62652517
>www.livestream.com/thatdumptruck
>>62652503
how are you guys still getting into this?
I keep getting told that there are too many members
>>62652638
he only has disturbia ready though
>>62652717
he bought pizza for everyone some time ago
>>62652746
so do I...
I was planning on quitting until Holes and Even Stevens tomorrow
but fuck it, hes got a shitty old livestream account with limited viewers so I'm gonna leave mine up until the end so everyone has the chance to see it
>>62652740
i know, i dont know why its like that for him. the one in the OP works good but doesnt have both streams combined
>>62651875
>maximum number of viewers allowed has been reached
>only 50 viewers
>>62652740
me2 m8, i want in
>>62652808
nice try, faggot :^)
its revenge of the fallen right now? idk if my time conversion is correct
>no sound
Coulda been a fun event
Damn sm h
>>62652785
thanks anon.
Still waiting in line friendos, I'm gonna give him a note.
Proof
>>62652853
you're welcome. I've been streaming for 8 hours straight so far
>In the dumptruck stream
>Muted in another tab
I don't have any memes saved, but pretend I posted a picture of smug pepe or something
>>62652866
you have to wait in line for this shit? How long was hobo jones sitting in line to be able to sit next to SHia?
the girl in this movie is cute as shit. why did she drop off the map?
>>62652911
because shia put his le beef in her ass
>>62652911
cause there a dime a dozen.
How do we even know what he's watching
>>62652866
>All those shaggy hipsters.
I can only imagine the smell.
>Stream ends with Shia shooting himself
>The entire stream was a literal interpretation of your life flashing before your eyes just before you die
The ultimate poetry
>>62652888
that just what i was thinking
>>62652972
wouldnt be that surprised
>stream capped
>fuck you
Did he watch Nymphomaniac yet?
Honestly wouldnt be surprised if he doesnt know whats going on in this movie either
>>62653010
yeah
>>62653010
i think it was the first movie played
>>62651749
what a fag
fuck the cap
I wish I was Shia rich.
Just do shit like this all the time with zero ramifications.
>have to work tomorrow
>cant watch Constantine and Irobot with Shia
;_;
>>62652972
I can see this happening.
I've known a handful of people in my life that killed themselves between 26-29 years old.
It would be interesting to see if there is a mass suicide from people in this demographic afterwards.
>>62653024
>>62653033
Literally the first reply in this thread is the film schedule
>this dumb movie made $120 million
Based Shia
>>62653059
he was in constantine? wtf
the video in either stream isnt syncd up at all. The lighting on shias face does not match whats happening
>Winnie Ripperton
>>62653056
It wouldn't bring you happiness, anon
>>62653024
>>62653033
>>62653061
>not uncut versions
>>62653157
but I am happy
I think
>>62653127
lolllll
>>62652941
>diamond dozen
well I'm one diamond right here I bet theres 11 more
Someone should have baked him some cookies or something.
Given the crowd though, they probably would have been vegan keto non GMO all natural carrot cookies.
>>62651090
Why no Idiocracy?
at this part in the movie, did her party just magically disappear.
>>62651701
>Your girlfriend calls you "dude"
>>62653361
Whats wrong with that?
>His gf isnt his best friend who he treats like his buddy
feel sorry for you tbqh
>>62652866
why don't you get a god damn job?
>>62653388
She is but a girl saying "dude" in any circumstance is gross
>tfw I have a spelling test tomorrow and I haven't studied yet but I'm literally watching a dude watch movies
>>62653388
wow, david morse is creepy as shit here
Has anyone brought him or offered him some drugs
>>62653424
>being this judgmental
you must be miserable
>>62653426
spelling test? nigga you in 5th grade asshat?
>>62653452
>He has a different opinion that is shared by most people in the world
>Must be miserable xDDD
>>62653458
4th faggot
>>62652221
Yeah, because most people are attention whores.
>>62653482
>xDDD
>>62651563
I think the On Kawara "ripoff" accusation is a little tenuous. However, he clearly has stolen from Daniel Clowes and Marina Abrahomsddffdvic
I saw that Guggenheim exhibition and loved it.
>>62653482
Sorry but if you think the word 'dude' makes someone gross you must have been rejected by a tomboy or some shit because that is retarded as fuck.
>>62653482
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
Was this film any good? I'm barely watching it, but it seems mildly spooky and entertaining
>Watching someone watch a bunch of movies
Twich for film.
>>62653543
14 year old me really liked it, havent seen it since though
>>62653388
>mixing business and pleasure
You both sound like trash.
mfw Shia is not for my social media, but for my 1000 img reaction folder
>>62653424
A girl saying "dude" is fucking hot tho
>>62653599
he just doesn't understand
>>62653595
Would be a sin not to even include a Shia
Fug lads
DUMPTRUCK IS A NIGGER
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE1
>>62651380
>>62651424
>>62651436
I recall he is a local harmless vandal, and since Will Smith is a cop, they sort of have a history
>>62651505
The Rapening.
>>62653659
Wasn't in the stream for a while, what happened?
>>62653659
this desu
fuck you streamer fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuck1!
Any survivors of the Disturbia 50 in here?
what movie is playing?
Dumptruckbro you still there?
Streams down, fix pls
>>62653705
would namefagging be OK in this case?
>>62653705
cunny here senpai i cant watch satantango anymore so im just gonna go to sleep
i'll probably make my own stream for 10 uk time
will make my own thread if i do senpai
dumptruck said hes fixing it
IT'S BACK
When is greatest game ever played gonna be i want to be max comfy with shia
www.livestream.com/thatdumptruck
www.livestream.com/thatdumptruck
www.livestream.com/thatdumptruck
www.livestream.com/thatdumptruck
fuck ivan
gn
>>62651057
does he sleep at all during this? has he been taking drugs to stay awake? this actually looks like a pretty unpleasant experience.
>>62653705
blacklives matter here
>>62653856
is it actually in sinc with them?
Wait a minute, which stream is synced up with the event?
>>62653874
Wheeeeeeeeen the last light waaaaaarms the rocks and the rattlesnakes unfold,
>>62653856
it says maximum # of viewers has been reached
dumptruck isnt synced anymore
abandon ship
this guy will kill himself one day, i can just feel it
>>62653936
not if i become his bestfriend first
im going to save shia
#protectshia
you guys think this is all a big ruse and he's going to something crazy at the end of this?
I missed a lot. Is there a best of already or do I have to start over?
>>62651057
literally a meme
>>62653872
speaking of drugs, it seems he doesnt have a habitif he goes three days not drinking or smoking. im impressed. id crack open a case.
What memes did I miss out on? The only one I caught was when that one guy flashed the "Big Guy 4 U" sign the other day
The greatest game ever played is a good film
and it has based Stannis
has he gone diarrhea yet?
surely he has to go bad after all the junk food he ate
>>62654009
its literally dude watching a movie, what the fuck do you want?
>>62654048
has he had anything to drink in a theater cup or something? might already be paying for that thing to be half liquor. I can't imagine watching movies for 72 hours straight with no substances regardless of the quality of the movies. sounds like a nightmare.
whats so funny about this scene
>>62654103
>http://newhive.com/allmymovies
like the big guy 4 u dude. Maybe someone else from 4chan did something cool. Or Shia made something
>>62654126
maybe he remembers the weird antics in shooting it with the crew
>>62651527
please call me, ayaka
>>62654147
afaik there were no more anon habbenings
just hipster douche antics
>>62654165
tom cruise jr died and she is at the cinema
I mean what the fuck
Did I miss him react to Indiana Jones 4?
>>62653856
I didn't do nuthin
>>62654193
yeah, but he hardly reacted to anything.
>>62654193
I watched the whole thing, he didnt react at all until the last 10 minutes where he laughed a lot and left before the movie ended
This is so fucking stupid in my opinion
Shia smirks when people die in the movie.
I'm worried.
>>62654259
most performance art is
>perfectly synced
>max users
kek
>tfw I managed to sync it perfectly in Disturbia
It's the greatest feel, guys, although I feel bad for not sharing it with you but seriously, I was so happy and seeing Shia's reactions
It was amazing
dumptrucks stream is way off sync
the intermission started ages ago and the movie is still playing
That girl in the white American Eagle sweater has a nice butt, pretty nice
>>62654259
fuck off tripshit
>>62654300
when i did this with transformers 3 it was the fucking best he was squirming so hard lol
>>62653664
Wow, you must be reading a lot of subtext to figure that out. I think they had like 45 seconds of onscreen time together in the movie.
how the hell do you guys know how to sync it up?
>that bitch humping shia's seat
Anyonr got a link to the video playing in the dumptruck stream?
>>62654363
Rob Cantor - Shia LaBouuf
>>62654356
with eyes, stream was 100% synced then his power went out..we expecting bobby to have a 100% sync though
>>62654349
>subtext
no, i think he just watched the film and what he said was clear as day. maybe try and watch movies without shitposting on /tv/ at the same time and see if you're better able to follow along.
>>62654304
>>62654363
That's because these streamers are fucking retarded, here's what I did >>62654300
>start the movie as soon as you see a glow from Dreamworks, whatever
>it will probably not be on sync but try to match the glow with what you're seeing
>fast forward a little bit and you'll see that you're seconds/minutes ahead
>pay attention to the scenes and the glow
>pause as soon as you see a really dark or really bright scene
>wait for the glow to match
>done
>>62654384
Thanks
Theres like 6 incoming movies that look boring as fuck
WELL GOODBYE BROS
RETURNING TOMORROW FOR HOLES AND EVEN STEVENS
>>62654386
For fuck's sake, the kid in the movie doesn't have any backstory--he isn't even a character. He's just a cameo and the guy who says "she shot at you with her eyes closed" in the trailer.
will he watch every episode of Even Stevens?
>>62654407
>these streamers are fucking retarded
not really... it was perfectly synced and then the niggers power went out. your system is retarded btw. just go by the schedule.
>>62653659
yeah, his stream was trash from the get go
>>62651057
>watching a douchebag watch movies with no sound
I thought game streamers were bad, you guys need to go outside.
>>62654544
>a douchebag
Rude
>>62654259
Wow a worthless attention whore tripfag hates it, someone tell Shia.
>>62654544
It's better than the real world
>>62651057
its over?
DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS
>>62651106
>implying you need to shower
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