https://www.projectoxford.ai/demo/emotion
This thing can detect emotions, bring it on /tv/
>Happiness is the higher
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HIM BANEEEE ARGHHHHHH
>>62643508
He was such a happy CIA ;_;
>Error:"0 face detected"
holy shit
>>62643476
Deep down, he really wanted to bring friends.
Someone do the JUST photo
>>62643545
>you will never be 99% happy
>>62643476
>no fear
Now is clearly not the time for fear
Presumably that would come later
pretty much what I expected
>>62643539
lol
>>62643605
>0.00001 fear
based Keanu
>>62643599
such a complex play of emotions
welp
>filename
Why are the numerical values so stupid? Just use whole numbers fuck
>52%
you could have saved him /tv/
>>62643708
>Demon 666.00000
Prison so boring
>tfw not controlling the drug dealing empire you created
>tfw boring party
I expected more disgust and anger, to be honest.
Interesting
>>62643764
forgot face
He wasn't that happy to eat that big sandwich.
Check these dubs
>brehs
>>62643811
Surprised all her life.
fucking kek
this utility knows things
I think this one speaks for itself, really.
>>62643706
>00
nice dubz
>>62643654
>top 2 emotions are disgust and happiness
>>62643476
pretty accurate
this shit is fuckibng stupid
It doesn't recognize baring teeth as anger. Needs work.
>>62643605
>Neutral, happiness and sadness are the highest
>>62643784
shes dead inside
W A S T E D
O
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N
D
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D
>Surprise 0.58
He wasn't expecting these dubs
RIP in Peace
>>62644043
>0.00001 anger
>0.00001 sadness
>0.00000 fear
>>62643763
o i am laffin
>>62644065
>>62643824
>>62643697
>>62643981
I'm pretty sure the neutral value actually measures
>how stupid does this person look
he was triggered internally
Bob Ross confirmed for 99.9% happy
>>62644043
>>62644090
made a reaction pic
>>62643545
he just saw the face of God
>>62643545
lol that thing really suck
What is her secret?
>>62644234
1.0 boner
well
>>62644346
bad acting spotted
>contempt of sandwich
this is stupid. everyone is neutral or happy
>>62644196
>what is rounding
>>62644212
Saved
>>62644399
>giving a shit about a meme actor
>>62643654
3:17
delete this
>>62644459
>that contempt for all human life sneaking through
Not quite a perfect mask there, Tom.
>>62643476
>Fear: 0.00001
He's a brave guy
>>62644446
>posts a meme actor
>>62644360
>that contempt level
kek, it knows
>not 1.0 disgust
this thing is obviouly broken
>>62644485
0.00004 you
>>62643711
>he doesn't understand what percentages are
>>62644548
>0.00004 you
>>62644413
get out of here with those big words
>0 face detected
that's clearly a face
>>62643907
>It doesn't recognize baring teeth as anger
Are you a chimp?
>>62643605
I laughed.
>>62644485
FOR YOU.
>>62643978
>Fear: 0.00001
>moot is a robot
>>62644705
His face looks shopped, holy shit.
>>62644048
>0 anger
yeah sure
>>62644090
Someone needs to start feeding animal faces into this thing.
>>62644774
>fear 0.00887
IN '87..
>>62644896
100% accurate
>>62644880
They don't pick up animal snouts and beaks, dumbfuck
>>62644980
See >>62644880
Have fun.
;_;
>>62643806
he's thinking about the white man
>>62644420
best bromance ever
100% happy Latza
>>62643476
he was not angry, just hurt ;_;
>>62645316
BRAVO PORTMAN
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>>62643763
someone shop this to 100% fear
>we want the Tumblr audience
accurate
>>62645381
I got you f.a.m.
>>62643706
>Except for greed and DISGUST
>>62645757
ahh shiet forgot the stats
1/3 neutral, 2/3 suprised
>>62645511
kek
;_;
>>62643811
kek
>>62645858
>Sadness 0.0000
>>62643763
Has science gone too far?
>>62644548
Underrated
>>62644896
I seroiusly hope you guys dont build this
>>62643599
>>62643631
amazing range senpaitachi
is nobody even going to do costanza?
what the hell
JUST
>>62646521
I can understand the anger, he was supposed to be in control here.
>>62643605
Why is Keanu looking so asian lately?
>>62646745
Late gene expression
>>62646698
Can it not tell fear in ones eyes?
What a shit program
ABSOLUTELY DAMAGED
>>62644043
God bless you, my friend.
How do you get the stats to come up without mousing over the box?
L E G E N D
>>62646893
....well, that's actually an interesting combination for the joker
>>62646521
kek
this is pretty spooky
>>62646893
he a happy boy
he dindu nuffin
>>62647214
Damn
>>62647469
absolutely perfect
>the amount of emotions CIA goes through in this scene and subtle facial expressions
Does CIA rival Tony Soprano in terms of depth in modern entertainment?
Emotions are for the weak
Neutral but sad, with just a smidge of contempt.
>>62644243
big thick penis
>>62643605
True neutral
Noni is love
Flavortown was built on hatred.
>>62643476
Another one of those stupid image gimmick things, huh?
>>62648220
Not muh Guy
We finally know.
>>62648274
>0% fear
>0% sadness
That's our fearless Guy, forever a beacon of hope and joy.
>>62646521
needs a zero percent in charge shopped in
>>62643545
> extremely happy with a trace of contempt
What kind thing could do this?
>>62648480
The person taking the photo was an elightened fedora tipper
>>62648298
> face of utter contempt
>0.00001 contempt
Can anyone find a "Contempt" image higher than a few percentage?
Shit's all happy, sad, and angry
>>62648743
manlet btfo
>>62648786
probably in porn
>>62648841
>Smug 0.99874
>>62643599
>>62643631
I'm human and I'm not sure I can classify those expressions, what did you expect from a machine?
>>62648786
Highest yet
>>62648943
That's because those aren't really expressions. This is what happens, when you make a picture of something moving
>>62648786
>>62648985
>>62648975
>>62648786
chloe's got this
.99317
>>62649117
I see.
Contempt is squishing half your face.
Anger is doing it on both sides.
Thank you computer for teaching me
>>62649154
i wouldnt trust it, this computer is more autistic than you
>>62648841
clasique dano
you know this is actually a pretty incredible piece of technology that could be life-changing and all you do is use it for dank memes
>>62643978
I vehemently lost my shit
i knew he enjoyed it
>>62649304
I want so see it on the absolutely disgusting man.
>>62649585
kek
>>62649585
Tip top
>>62647469
>the mildest of contempt
>>62649500
was looking for this kek
>>62643476
He's quite happy there's a chance he might finally meet the big guy
>>62643599
Duck 0.99892
>>62643476
>Detection Result:
>Error:"0 face detected"
>>62649992
10% surprise
>aw good, they don fit
>>62643605
>>62643629
He don't afraid of anything!
>>62649992
>dat surprise
>>62650120
SO VERY HAPPY!
holy shit
>>62650367
It was pretty obvious.
>>62644234
Is Cortana included in Windows 10 or something like that?
>>62643636
actually made me kek
>>62643476
I was expecting the perfect symmetry of Wes Anderson's movies to be great for this algorithm.
Well... I actually got what I expected, considering this girl's almost unchanging facial expression in this film could be best described as "slightly puzzled and mildly annoyed"
someone do sadfu
>>62650708
why don't you just do it yourself?
>>62650869
because you guys could do it for me
Shit status: fucked up
Pretty fitting considering the scene desu
>>62650489
how is such a chin even possible?
>>62651245
It's a pretty normal chin, he just shaves his facial hair weird.
>>62643984
Notice how the older generation of actors turn up clear results.
>>62643805
neutrals check'em
>>62647799
Nailed it.
>>62643894
Disgust is fourth in line you inbred fucking retard.
>meme spammers
>people who laugh at memes
>>62648734
Holykek that is brilliant.
>>62650200
WHOA!
Choose happiness.
Suffer brain damage in a terrible motorcycle accident.
>>62650242
>0 sadness
;-;
