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How the fuck did Princess Leia not need serious psychological
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How the fuck did Princess Leia not need serious psychological therapy? You know she was jabba the huts sex slave and he fucked her in all 3 of her little holes.
Did jabba have a big dick?
Don't you think she would have been an emotional basket case after getting pumped full of jabba jizz 24/7?
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>>62630960
you do know the time frame between luke coming in and leia being captured was extremely short right?

also, arent these things asexual
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>>62630998
Dude he's her sex slave. You don't think jabba even tongued her pussy?
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>>62630998
What makes you think this?
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>>62630998
They're not asexual.
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>>62630960
potentially she got raped by like one of jabba's henchmen
but hutts are giant slugs they aren't into owning slaves except as status symbols
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>>62630998
In the novel for Return of the Jedi, its like a month
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>>62631681
Because it was.
Ham was still blind when everything was going down which means it wasn't a long time.
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>>62630998
>imply even asexual creatures wouldn't want to hit this
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>>62631769
Goddam she was hot
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Don't lie to yourself... Even if it was only a month, that comes out to 4 weeks of this fat nigga gettin it
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>there are people who think this is more attractive than daisy ridley
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>>62631734
So in the novel Luke goes from getting his hand cut off to a bad ass Jedi in a month? Calling bullshit
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>>62631933
the time between the end of empire and infiltration of jabbas palace was much longer. the time between getting caught and the sarlacc pit was much shorter cuz han is still blind
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>>62630960
>>62631899
everytime
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>>62631967
That makes sense. But you know jabba tongues the hell out of her pussy the first night
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>>62632176
Holy shit my sides hahahaha
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>>62631916
she doesn't look like a great white when shes happy to see you. She has tits.
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>>62632176
>Dan "Bo Shooda" Snider
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>>62632176
Dude I work with kids in my profession and I would never hug a kid like that
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>>62632368
DUDE I HAVE A JAY OH BEE LMAO
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>>62630960
She also watched her home planet get vaporized. Shouldn't that be enough to instantly drive someone mad?
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>>62631933
time between Empire and Jedi is like three years or so
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>>62632847
New Hope to Empire is 3 years. Empire to Jedi is about 1 year.
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>>62630960

>Coincidentally, Han was put in the same cell as Chewbacca while Leia was confronted by Jabba, who, to her great displeasure and humiliation, licked her neck. He ordered several of his female dancers to strip her naked and force her into a revealing slave girl outfit, and chained her scantily clad body to his throne, now being Jabba's new personal slave and a subject to his affections. During her captivity, Leia was also forced to dance for the crime lord, which would have humiliated her further but pleased her new master greatly.
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>>62630960

I never thought about this as a child but now that you mention it you're absolutely right.. She was definitely raped many times by different alien creatures.
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>>62632865

Why did it take them so long to free Han? Why couldn't the Rebels just send in a few squads of troops instead of all the cloak and dagger?? Jabba didn't seem to have a ton of security at his palace. Maybe 20-30 guards maximum.
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What was the original plan? If Leia had managed to free Han and escape, what would happenn to Chewie and the droids?
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>>62632176
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>62632996
Maybe getting caught was part of their plan?
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I got the impression that Luke showed up like a couple hours after Leia got captured. Otherwise it makes absolutely no sense that Han Solo was still blind but his blindness was conveniently healed right when they went to throw them in the sarlac pit.


>>62631734
Completely retarded and also not canon. Why would it just happen to take exactly the amount of time it takes Luke to show up for Han's eyesight to heal? And what was Lando doing this whole time, just watching the rape?
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>>62632996
What if Chancellor Valorum actually did something about the Trade Federation? That would have stopped Sheev dead in his tracks.
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>>62631804
>someone was paid to check her boobs were in order
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>>62633518
>what was Lando doing this whole time, just watching the rape?

I would've too t bh
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I remember hearing on here that she used to fuck fans, is that true?
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>>62632176
LA BOODA NO BOTAFFA COSGROVE. HO HO HO.
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>>62633596
if harrison ford counts as "fans", yes
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>>62631198
AKCHUALLY

She was considered top shelf luxury ass. So much that she was only ever assigned to Boba Fett. However, instead of tearing her ass apart like any sane male, she and Fett spent the entire night talking politics and arguing

probably no longer canon
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>>62633882
So Fett was a faggot?
I always suspected he was
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>>62633929
His dick was lopped off when he use to serve as the head guard of a crime lord's harem. He's basically a eunuch.
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>>62633969
Poor Boba
If I was a eunuch I would disintegrate people too t
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>/tv/ has daily 'I want to fuck Carrie Fisher' threads
>/tv/ has daily 'Maggie Gylenhaal is fucking disgusting' threads
>they both look exactly the same
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>>62632368
Me either, it ruins the merchandise
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>>62630960
There aren't any SJW's in that universe to brainwash women into thinking that coerced sex is some kind of suicide-inducing trauma.
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>>62633882
Source?
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>>62634159
4U maybe
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>>62630960
So, how many times Jabba raped her? Is there any canon subtle hint?
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>>62632897
Hnnnghh

>you JUST KNOW that dewana wanga fucked her while Jabba tongued her asshole

Why isn't there a Japanese porn version of this?
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>>62631769
>>62631804
>>62633596

I would literally dump my current gf AND chop off one of my nuts to fuck Carrie Fisher in her prime.
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>>62633596
>ywn save her from a downward spiral of drug and booze addiction

She really would've been a top tier qt waifu had she not gotten into all that. Feels bad man.
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>>62634159
>using deez nigga meems
baka nigga desu senpai
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Jabba the Hutt was a hermaphrodite so therefore his species reproduces asexually. If anything, Jabba only saw Leia as a prize to own and display. Plus a fat slug such as him wouldn't be able to stick his dick or whatever he has into anything.
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>>62635464
>Plus a fat slug such as him wouldn't be able to stick his dick or whatever he has into anything
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!
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hutts are asexual

they keep slaves as a show of status
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>>62631804
>George's face

YOU JUST KNOW
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>>62631804
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>>62633549

Will you defer your post so a commission can be established to explore the validity of your post?
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>>62635464
Challenge accepted.
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>>62634159
get glasses nigga
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>>62630960
In a galaxy far far away people aren't so hung up about shit like that.
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>>62632784
>>62632368
Only on 4chan will someone ridicule you for having a job
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>>62632368
She wasn't a kid senpai.
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>>62633596
Why is her skin so nice?
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>>62636746

>Ree-Yees
>Amanaman

I saw those names and was like "who the fuck are they", then I googled them and loled. Well keked my friend.
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>>62636746
I've had enough
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>>62631804
If I had a one way trip back in time, I would go back to give Carrie my children. I would fuck her nonstop until she couldn't pop out any more.
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>>62633882
Fett = holden claufield confirmed.
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>>62633656
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>>62636821
High est Bruh
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>>62636300
lel
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>>62636746
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>>62633656
Never change, Dan
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>>62630960
Jabba is a giant land snail. Some snails have separate sexes, but most snails are hermaphroditic and have both male and female organs. Snails have internal insemination, which means they all have a benis. And according to the Han Solo trilogy, Jabba is a male and is known for his great attraction towards humanoid females (other Hutts consider him a pervert because of that). He banged Leia for sure.
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>>62630960
She's a generic looking American woman, who's gormless too, her face is so homely looking and plain, ok her body was 7/10 hot.
Just because she was famous shouldn't add the exotic edge everyone thinks she has.
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>>62630960
this picture makes me so hard

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Jabba the Hutt is known to be THE most hung guy in the galaxy, possibly one of the biggest in the universe. his cock has been described as "like a turbolaser cannon", with gargantual thickness that would rival his aunt and Sheev. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed organa's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Jabba barely able to force it past the knob, and organa moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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>>62638673
>Liam's monstrosity
Jabba the kek
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>>62636459
source on that scene senpai?
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>>62630960
>people in the Star Wars universe have sex
kek
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>>62631769
>me on the left
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Daily reminder that Disney is killing all slave Leia merchandise and never speaking of it again.

inb4 the next OT release has her edited out somehow

http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/movies/news/a39411/princess-leia-slave-bikini-retire/
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It might be surprise to some but women are actually designed to have sex and sex isn't actually as traumatizing experience as tumblr wants you to think.
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>>62635050
>not wanting to do rails and fuck her while Paul Simon watching and singing Graceland
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>>62631810
>Goddam she was hot

>was
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>>62633596
Have you ever seen 70s Star Wars fans?
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>>62631804
I saw an interview with Anthony Daniels where he said that, standing behind Carrie in shots, he could basically see everything. He said it was a good shoot.
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>>62633596
god damn what a fuck toy
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>>62633596
>women don't look like this anymore
The 70s were a golden age of absolute fucktoys
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>>62638673
TAWANGA
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>>62636459

I love how hentai game adaptations always look like cheap shit compared to original.
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