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>>61909978
POSTAN
>>61909978
I unironically think Episode One is a great movie.
>>61909978
Star Trek is better
>>61909978
MODS = BASED
Do you think sheev will make a flashback appearance?
Here mods!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psm7xcX_iOE
ITS HERE
Frogposting early in epic bread
>>61909978
About fucking time
first for kyle o'ron is actually dark vader
I think we need a sticky for each movie tbh
>ANOTHER death star
WHY
Reposting from previous thread:
>Knights of Ren
Am I the only one thinking JJ Abrams is lying to us again?
I mean he did that during Star Trek Into Darkness when everyone said, "Oh that is obviously Khan." and JJ's reply was "No it isn't. This is a completely new character, John Harris, who is a Star Fleet captain gone rogue." This continued with JJ saying over and over that Benedict wasn't Khan.
I am thinking the Knights of Ren is formed by Kylo Ren himself. The title is Kylo (because when has the Star Wars universe ever used a surname as a title?), and Ren is his real name.
I am thinking his Darth Vader fetish comes because he is Rey's brother, and they are both Solo's kids (and this is a repurposed use of the Solo twins from the EU storyline). He wants to be like his grandfather.
Boyega wielding a lightsaber is a red herring. Chances are he picked it up in that teaser to defend himself against Ren.
Only way to know if my theory is correct is if:
1) They outright reveal it in Episode 7 (they probably won't)
2) Ren and Rey never see each other face to face with Ren not wearing his mask. Likewise, Ren probably won't be in the same room as Rey or Han.
3) They are saving the reveal for Episode 8 as a callback to Vader revealing his heritage to Luke in 5.
I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure this is where they are going.
NERD ALERT
Porkins reporting in
did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
HOL UP
first for stannis
Bane?
>>61909978
The new The Force Awakens trailer will be shown tonight during the half-time of Monday Night Football on ESPN at around 10:00pm ET, which will be 04:00am tuesday in Europe and 01:00pm tuesday in Australia.
If you want to check your local time use this link http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Star+Wars+TFA+Trailer+Premiere&iso=20151019T22&p1=179
>>61909978
This is a fucking shit sticky
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>61909978
Next they'll be demanding a SW board.
>>61910066
who /bigguy/ here?
this thread is gonna be slow as shit by the time the trailer is even out
>>61909978
WHO /HORROR/ HERE? HORROR STICKY SUPERIOR STICKY
fuck the mods
>6 more hours of waiting
>nothing to to tide me over except dank nigger memes
>>61910066
Order 66, checked
>>61909978
I would rather have a cast of exclusively JarJars than the ape they have now.
if dubz interracial couple confirmed
thank fuck
>>61909978
What is it almost time for the trailer or what?
>>61910050
>and they are both Solo's kids
This is the most popular theory. I'm willing to bet it's correct.
>character speaking is almost inaudible
>turn it way up
>first action scene blows out your speakers
god DVDs were shit, this happened on like 90% of them
Why don't people like Attack the Block? he was good!
>>61910091
They'll make another bro don't you worry about a thing
Teh Rey
is this the interracial thread
4 tickets booked for the midnight showing. Can't wait to be one of the first to be cucked <3
>You know Anakin, the sith lords have the ability to save pregnant women from dying during childbirth
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>61910037
why did I watch this
>>61910145
would make force baby with /10
>>61910133
it premieres today during Monday Night Football.
I'm watching the movies for the first time today so its weird how this thread just randomly popped up, but yeah.
>star wars battlefront beta comes out
>play it with my friend
>mention ive never seen the movies
>insists that I should definitely watch them
First one wasn't anything spectacular but I heard its supposed to get better?
Pic related, the part on I'm on.
POST THE FUCKING DANCING WEBM
>>61910160
he red the script
>>61910037
wow Jimmy
>>61910032
Boyega actually looks decent in that pic
Who pissening Janoy monkey prick order 66 here?
Dark sith lord represent.
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
Every night I feel my leg, my arm, even my fingers.
The body I've lost
The comrades I've lost
They won't stop hurting.
It's like they're all still there
You feel it too, don't you?
I'm gonna make them give back our past
>>61910070
>thanks anon
>thank you so much
>wanting another trailer
>wanting the movie spoiled for you
why?
Han Solo a best
>>61909978
POSTING IN STICKY
Finally
Stay in here, nerds
Who /pol/ here?
>>61910189
underage get out. Star Wars is the best of the six.
>>61910189
>First one wasn't anything spectacular
Didn't you feel anything when Han Solo came back at the end to save Luke? Not even a little? You might be autistic.
>>61910037
Accurate preview tbh
>>61910204
Han, I'm already a sith lord
>>61910204
THE FORRRRRCE NEVER DIES
>>61910189
Which versions are you watching?
Because here are the versions you should watch
>New Hope - Original version
>Empire Strikes Back - Special Edition (though the Luke screaming as he falls nearly ruins it)
>Return of the Jedi - Original version
SPOILERS:
STARWARS IS SHIT
-OBNOXIOUS LAZER STICKS
-PANDERING ELDERLY ACTORS
-MAN CHILDREN FAN BASE
-JAR JAR
-BRAVO LUCAS
-NIGGER JEDI
FUCK OFF YOUR THREAD IS SHIT
>>61910009
No you don't.
Two stickies so quickly. Wtf has happened to /TV/
Kylo is hans kid
Rey is lukes kid
Kylo kills han
Rey finds luke
Rey joins the knights
Boogiewoogie is actually force sensitive
Whoever is mod today is doing a great job and its so unnatural it almost feels dirty
Tell the new owner we need a /cel/
>>61909978
>tfw not interested in this movie at all and never have or will be
It's almost as if some people didn't watch the prequals. Fool me once..
Fuck George Lucas and fuck the people that made him a billionaire out of fanboyism.
>horror movie sticky for no reason
>star wars sticky for no reason
Asian moot is shit
>the mods gave in
cuck
Execute order 66
>>61910227
in fairness it wouldn't have been a surprise to someone seeing the films for the first time after playing the video games and seeing Han was a major character in the franchise as a whole.
[smacks lips profusely]
>>61910225
5>4>6>3>1>2
Indisputable fact
>>61910050
>Boyega wielding a lightsaber is a red herring
>Its on the official cover
Would jarjar really go that far?
>>61910246
>Rey is luke's kid
No she isn't. She is also Han's kid.
WHO /CUBS/ HERE
>film stickies
WHY?
MAY AS WELL MAKE /TVG/ WHILE YOURE AT IT
Fucking idiot mod
LET'S JUST KEEP BUILDING DEATH STARS, SOMETHING IS BOUND TO WORK!
>>61909978
POSTING IN LEGENDARY STICKY
>>61910050
This makes the most sense to me.
>>61910146
Those reviews
>>61910009
good one
>>61910220
Red leader reporting in
>>61910279
4>5>6>2>1>3
>>61910265
in fairness the stick will come in handy for when the trailer hits.
>>61910262
>>star wars sticky for no reason
its to keep you cancer at bay from making this board shit again like the last time something new came out for this garbage
who /pisslord/ here
What versions did you grow up with? I had to borrow my cousins shitty recorded tapes until this version came out probably like twenty five years ago. Still my favorite way to watch them.
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
>DEATH STAR DESTROYS PLANETS
>DEATH PLANET DESTROYS STARS
IT'S LIKE POTTERY
>>61909978
POSTING FOR AIDEN
>>61910284
What I mean by red herring is he does wield it, but I am willing to bet only in self defense against Kylo Ren. That is what the one clip they posted implies anyways.
Doubt he is force sensitive at all.
Besides, the trailers have me believe he is a stormtrooper in the First Order who becomes disillusioned to what they are, and ends up tagging along with Rey for crazy space adventures.
/cuck/ general tbh fam
>>61910324
Because everybody will obviously post in the sticky and not spam the board right?
>>61910037
May as well stop posting now lads because this is more or less it
DUDE LIGHT SABERS LMAO
>>61910351
this tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you, fam)
>>61910322
>being this wrong
BOYEEGAH
>>61910317
Cuck leader standing by
>>61910335
>pretend
My ex-gf was big into Star Wars. Like she knew a whole fuck of a lot more about the movies and the EU then I did at the time.
Star Wars is so culturally ingrained into the world that I don't think I have ever met anyone who "pretends" to like it. Either they like it or they don't give a shit.
>>61910328
Here bro.
>>61910202
Waiting for further instructions.
>>61910146
REKT
>>61910050
this. I like this. and you.
>>61910330
I also had this tape. Reminder that Lucas even ruined this series by cutting up into a movie and changed the music. Will disney release the complete series?
>>61910204
To play the shitty games that suck ass
>>61910037
top cuck
>>61910361
why would people do something so needlessly disruptive?
>>61910146
Oh Bogoyolo, it's a shame nobody likes you.
>>61910428
The world may never know.
>#boycottstarwarsvii is trending
If you want to be entertained by a /pol/tard vs. cuckolds fight, it's worth checking out.
wasnt there supposed to be a trailer yesterday in some handegg game?
INCOMING BUTTHURT ABOUT BASED BOYEGA IN 3 ... 2 ... 1
>>61909978
THANKS MODS
While I'm here, why do you think Rey has a tribal staff while Finn and Kylo and (presumably) Luke all have Lightsabers?
more like cuck wars
>>61910103
Start drinkin' bro and see if you can stay conscious until the trailer.
>>61910204
Jar Jar sent us to hell. But we're going even deeper. Take back everything we lost.
execute order 66
horror movie sticky is questionable but Star Wars sticky is great.
NEW TRAILER WHEN????
>>61910145
It's almost like Disney went for the most uninspiring and plain-looking female actor ever.
Not bad, not bad.
>>61910070
>04:00am tuesday in Europe
Oh well, no funposting for me
What the fuck do we do if Bill Murray dies over the next 12-16 hours? Have three stickies? Just replace the whole board with stickies?
Mods you clearly haven't considered the implications of your actions.
>>61910050
Honestly, I like this theory.Which probably means its not true
The trailer will close with the shot of Boyega holding the lightsaber.
SCREENCAP THIS POST
Serious question: what are the chances of Lucas working on the next instances if this bomb hard?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast
Are breast still canon /tv/?
>>61910436
Why is this even a thing, why not wait after seeing the movie to complain about it if it really affects it that much?
I mean no one was expecting an episode vii to be made either way.
>>61910440
Not from me. I think he's going to be the next Harrison Ford. Or this generation's Denzel. He was great in Attack the Block
>yfw she gets a taste of the dark side
REMINDER: IF YOU DON'T LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
REMINDER: IF YOU DON'T LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
REMINDER: IF YOU DON'T LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
>>61910515
not in disney films they arent
>>61910130
>>61910087
>>61910513
Zero.
He wants jack shit to do with these.
Hiro, where the FUCK did you get these retarded mods? Get rid of them.
>>61910478
I demand another Bane sticky if this happens
IN MY OPINION, STICKYS ARE A GOOD IDEA!
>>61910534
>liking Star Wars after the shitshow that was the prequels
only children born after the prequels came out still get hyped for this shit.
>>61910272
JUST HOW MANY FUCKING THINGS DID THIS FILM PREDICT
JEEESUS
>>61910145
>>61910167
/nightmarefuel/ general?
>>61910465
Meesa already a goonga
>>61910330
Thet reminds me, it's funny how each trilogy has a different naming convention.
>Original Trilogy
Title
>Prequel Trilogy
Star Wars: Episode #: Title
>Sequel Trilogy
Star Wars: Title
>>61910513
he has very specifically taken the money and ran
>>61909978
>By popular demand.
>>61910553
>in my opinion the stickies are evil
You had one job, anon.
>>61910504
JAR JAR ABRAMS HERE, TRAILER WILL BE CLOSING WITH BOYAAH HEAVY BREATHING WHILE WAIFU TELLS SOMETHING MUCH DEEP MUCH PROPHECY WE MUST SAVE ETC
>>61910441
Putting a lightsaber in your vajayjay is dangerous.
hello swagl0rd
can you make them a new sticky when the trailer comes out and force them all into said thread?
>>61910555
9/11 as well
>>61910539
the only thing that would cause a bigger meltdown than the film being released is aiden gillen having a character with speaking lines in it
The Jar Jar Awakens
>>61910539
Dr Watto I'm Naboo Royalty
GO STAR WARS
GO TRUMP
WHAT AN AMAZING TIME FAM
>SHEEV IS THE TRAITOR AHHHHHH
What did he mean by this?
>>61910566
Funny enough is the naming convention was because Lucas never expected the original to kick off
So the original was just The Star Wars (and later renamed to Star Wars: A New Hope)
The next two were because he was toying around with the naming conventions to find one that works, and each one has multiple editions with multiple different ways the title is done.
I don't think we need a sticky, there were hardly any Star Wars threads up today
>>61910591
I hope eventually Aidan stars in a Star Wars movie, as an inteligence agent
>>61910534
REMINDER: IF YOU LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
REMINDER: IF YOU LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
REMINDER: IF YOU LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
>>61910593
i'd watch the shit out of that
>>61910591
poor cia
>>61910589
Oh lord post that fucking video
LADS WHAT IF IT ALL ENDS TODAY
>>61910216
gross
>>61910050
too complicated for Abrams.
the Star Wars series clearly needed to become more morally complex with this series but there's no chance of JJ actually doing it correctly. he might make a few ineffectual gestures in that direction like by making Leia a fanatic but that's it.
CLEAN UP MY SHIT MODS
>>61910103
The trailer is during halftime which won't be until 9:45 - 10:00 EST.
fuck star wars
hello, would anyone actually like to discuss starwars itt?
>>61910087
CRASHING THIS THREAD
>>61910009
To be frank, it's the only one of the prequels I can rewatch andhave funall the way through. It is a bad movie, but a watchable one.
Attack of the Clones, on the other hand...
Mods, since you are here and can see all of our IPs, can you put to rest whether or not we are flooded with Disney marketers? Do the ones who repeat the same crap every day liek they are reading off a script ever post in other threads and do they post the exact same content in said threads?
/shitposting general/
heheh. who anime here?should i watch the animated star wars stuff?
>>61910654
them jeans be tight
>>61910654
dat ass
>Two months before the movie even comes out
>Needs a sticky
Time for /sw/? Even ponyfags get their own board
Prequel posting isn't as funny when it's all forced into one thread
Jedi council, I'm Galactic Empire.
>>61910671
>me on the left ;_;
>>61910037
fucking kek
>come to /TV/
>there are 2 stickies about movies
>no celeb worship garbage
>little to non memes
>circlejerks are gone
OH WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>61910649
Abrams is only working on 7
Since they have different directors for each movie, I imagine that Kathleen Kennedy gets the final say so, and is pulling a Kevin Feige by telling them the notes they need to hit, but they can fill in the blanks as long as the blanks remain consistent.
Why do people assume Abrams is in total control of Episode 7?
>>61910678
Disney Marketers? They're all baneposting right now.
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR THIS BOARD TO GET ABSOLUTELY RAPED BY /POL/
>>61910591
Do you think he knows about baneposting?
I mean, Tom Hardy has an idea of it after crashing his AMA with no survivors
Who /ogaboga/ here?
>>61910631
Spotted the reditor.
>>61910699
>99
flipped is
>66
THANK U BASED SHEEV
>>61910710
Because he talks like he is.
>>61910654
Guatemalan man have big asses.
>>61910671
Me tbh
You got any juicy rumours to share?
What do you think about the sheer lack of creativity regarding ship designs / character archetypes / planets, etc...?
How do you feel about the TIE fighters that should have been TIE interceptors instead?
>>61910691
I think there should absolutely be a /sw/.
For christ's sake, >>>/po/ exists.
We have a fucking paper folding board.
Reminder that if you are white and you watch this movie you are literally funding the genocide of your own people
Anyone know the price for the marathon tickets? I've never done anything like that and got my older brother into Star Wars recently. I think it would be pretty cool going with him.
>>61910436
/pol/ are real sensitive aren't they?
if dubs world ends in two hours
>>61910009
I think it's ok, about a 6/10.
I really enjoyed it as a kid.
*sells deathstick*
>>61910719
He probably knows OF it but he probably doesn't comprehend the scope of it.
>>61910732
But anyone who knows what is going on knows that it is Kennedy who is currently making sure everything during the Disney-era is consistent in this canon. I doubt she'd let Abrams just fuck around and do a bunch of stuff she'd then have to clean up and explain in future movies, comics, and books.
>>61910350
Yea i got that and i know the clip. But it still seems lika a pretty bold move to have this particular scene on the cover
>>61910699
>>61910433
Well that's what you get when you cast someone for diversity propaganda reasons and have no young white male lead when that is the majority of your audience.
MANCHILDREN BTFO
THANK YOU BASED MOD
>be totally hyped for the new Star Wars movie
>get shot to death during the premiere by a maniac wearing a Jar Jar costume
Who /reddit/ here?
>>61910779
uhh, you don't get to sell deatthsticks
>>61910750
You don't want to do that m8. I can't even make it through eps 1-6 in one sitting at my house in recliner.
>>61910037
>p-probably..
>SPEAK UP
>Probably
>SIR
>s-sir
wow
>>61909978
I just finished the first episode and it's actually got me more hyped for the new movie than trying to rewatch the OT or replaying KOTOR did.
The Clone Wars didn't jive with me.
I'd say I quite enjoyed it. Characters aren't grating, villains are nicely one dimensional like I like them in my kidshit, good guys doing stuff because good guys and the main character isn't a little cocksucker and then you got the actually not a faggot jedi.
>>61910779
You don't want to sell me Deathsticks.
>>61910216
For some reason she's giving me the hardest boner.
>>61910784
Once again, wouldn't be the first time Abrams has either lied to us or pulled the rug out from under us.
The man is a master manipulator on pre-release info.
>>61910768
Its definitely not /pol/
they might believe they have this much power but they dont
>>61910050
IT'S LIKE POETRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
>>61910654
oscar is one handsome dude no homo
So now this will just be a board of stickies then?
>>61910750
Is AMC doing a marathon? That'd be fucking dope as hell.
I'd estimate, if they're doing all of them, roughly $40
>>61910717
/pol/ can't even find their microdicks let alone rape anyone
>>61910786
I knew there was a reason why 3 is my favorite.
>>61910146
why is he wearing sneakers?
Anyone else notice a lot more normies being hyped for this one than last time?
I mean star wars never obscure but I don't remember people being that excited for the episode 1 when it got released.
>>61910803
>kidshit
You haven't gotten to Moff Tarkin or the Inquisitor yet.
The series takes a pretty dark fucking turn.
Who is the Aiden Gillen of our generation?
who's your favorite of the new cast?
Who /pol/ here, I'm revving up my cuck posting as we speak.
>>61910675
This.
If they had kept everything else the same but made anakin Luke's age, EP1 would have easily been as good as ANH or ROTJ. It's the only one of the prequels that really felt like star wars and instilled a true sense of wonder and awe in the viewer.
AOTC and ROTS were like watching bad fanfics animated by the hacks who made sky captain and the world of Tomorrow.
>>61910625
If Hux survives he might. The actors have been in films together and might hook Aidan up.
>>61910857
It's cool to be a nerd now
Where do we watch the trailer if we live in Britbongistan?
>>61910719
>>61910781
he does, the guy in the picture next to him is from /tv/ and aiden immediately knew his question was about TDKR
>>61910810
probably because shes 191cm tall
Post your Boyegas.
post you're seat(s)
>>61910895
NO SINGLES POLICY
>>61910821
"No homo"... ok sweetie...
dude niggers lmao
>>61910819
I never actually realized how similar the plotlines are.
That's kinda cool.
l am a poz-cuckold. You wanna know what that means? Well, lemme explain.
The normal cuckold seeks out just one gift from his black bull: a mixed child. But the poz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little whores. Here's how we do it:
Normally, I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped black men train their muscular bodies, their sweaty skin reflecting the sun light and the air filled with their hot, african scent. I get hard just thinking about it. Sometimes I leak precum in my pants even before making my way to them. I get out of the car and ask if anyone of them has AIDS. At that point, they already know what'll happen.
One of the men with AIDS gets inside my car and we drive somewhere isolated. I then take a small pocket knife, stick it into my pee hole, and twist it 360 degree. In the cuckold community we call this AIDS twister. Sure, it hurts and bleeds like a motherfucker, but it's worth it.
The black man then proceeds to dock me until we both cum and I contract AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS at that point. That's the first gift. We then drive to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted various types of AIDS. That's the second gift. And then, 9 months later, the third and by far best gift arrives: a black child that also has AIDS.
>>61910794
It's not back to back. I'm pretty sure are breaks in between.
>>61910835
Yes, here's a list.
http://www.slashfilm.com/details-on-star-wars-marathons-tickets-and-trailer-revealed/
>>61910857
It's just the nerd culture XD effect, as evidenced by how well the reboot of Star Trek did. The first film will do well, the sequels will be the real test. Did anyone like JJ's second star trek movie that much?
Oh great, an eternal sticky that's going to slow the board down and hog every good reaction image.
Can we just stop with these pointless stickies, please?
Y-You guys don't want me on the wheel for this one?
O-Ok...
>>61910654
That's a nice ass.
who /cheekywankoverValkyrieDrivebeforetrailer/ here?
>>61910666
Satan has spoken.
>>61910864
>our generation?
which generation would that be you fucking dipshit?
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByQR6taehVh7MUdKLWdLRUx5eG8/view?pli=1
Spoilers for all. Weep as they ruin a already ruined movie.
>>61910912
Yeah, it is why I always recommend people either do the 4-5-6-1-2-3 or the 4-5-2-3-6 viewing order.
The prequel trilogy has so many callbacks and "poetic" moments that unless you've seen the original trilogy, you aren't going to make the connections.
Really wish the CGI wasn't overdone and I am hoping Kathleen and Abrams (and the rest of the directors) keep with keeping the CGI to a minimum/enhancement only.
ayy
>>61910037
JIMMY DONT!
>>61910903
I hope he grows a moustache and becomes something like the Soontir Fel of the New Order. A based hero adept at killing terrorists with his badass TIE
>>61910866
clearly Phasma
>>61910943
Jorge was actually present for some of the early meetings
>>61910918
I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti-biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
The reason white women are turning from the cause and running to niggers is simply because they are not being sexually satisfied. Can you blame them? If you dont get enough to eat at home youre going to go out to eat. The only way to save the white race from miscegenation is cuckolding. My pure white wife is my angel, the apple of my eye. And I want nothing but the best for her. So every friday she gets to have her fill of big black cock. And our relationship goes on like normal. We love each other, and plan on having a child soon. She also shares my red pilled beliefs.
Monogamy is a tool of the jew. Just give it a chance once. Its exhilarating. Theres something deeply majestic about watching a toned muscular black stud going in and out of a beautiful white woman. Try it once.
I see no contradiction between believing that niggers should be subservient to whites, and allowing them to service our women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294hTLgfbNU
>>61910918
So the legends are true...
>>61910943
return to us George. We're sorry.
HAHAHAH IT REALLY IS BLACK PEOPLE AND NOT WHITES CRYING ABOUT RACISM
who /sp/ here
>>61910895
I got a whole theater bitch.
So who else is buying tickets for the marathon? I've never seen the OT in theatres, so I'm pretty fucking hyped.
>>61911030
I love it when niggers get triggered
>>61911030
>A dindu calls you a racist asshole
Why would he think anyone would give a shit?
>>61911030
IT'S KRAGER
>>61910858
I appreciated how they were straight up killing stormtroopers indiscriminately in that first episode, and how the pissed off C list villain kicks one to his death.
>all of 4chan descends on /tv/ tonight
>Oh my god I can't wait for Star Wars! It's been too long!
>Those people most likely don't give a shit about the books or the cartoons and whatever else there is
Is Star Wars a perfect example of "It's popular because everyone say it's popular"?
>>61910204
what happened to his robot hand that had skin?
>>61911050
>Not being alive or old enough to see the OT in the theaters during '97
How long till half time at hand egg
>>61910976
I'm going to introduce my eventual children to the movies in the 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, 6 order.
Why skip one?
Yeah yeah politics and nonsense, but it's a SW movie. I'd hate for them to realize however many years later that they missed a whole fucking movie.
I miss him guys ;_;
>>61911030
dumb nigger
L E A K
W H E N
>>61911092
I was a wee lad
>>61910037
100% 4chan the video
>>61910644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ULjJ3EqyY
>Trailer debuts on Monday Night Football
WHO /sp/ HERE???
>>61911013
>>61910918
>>61910037
cuckposting in full swing
>yfw the Empire wins
>>61911099
Skipping 1 makes sense if you skip 2 and 3 as well. Which you should or you're a horrible parent.
>>61911142
/sp/ and /tv/ guy reporting. It's a combination of the two boards I frequent.
The shitposting will be glorious.
>>61910330
2004 DVD
The first versions to have the god awful dark colour grading
Based mod.
>>61910037
/tv/: the video
>>61911083
>"It's popular because everyone say it's popular"?
It's been around since 1977 so no, I don't really think that's it.
>>61910037
>Interracial entertainment
>>61911154
yfw you realise the empire were the good guys
>>61911030
>people still unironically getting triggered on a Vietnamese piñata making forum
Why even bother coming here if all you do is take things to heart and get sincerely offended? Aren't you just putting yourself through needless frustration?
And what good is complaining about it going to do?
>>61910009
It's mediocre, but not as awful as fanboys often say.
stickies are fucking shit and stifle discussion. who wants to load up a ridiculous monster thread that groans with the size over weeks? that's not how this website works. lots of short spammy threads that appear and disappear in hours, full of spurious conversation and silliness that gets rightfully deleted as soon is it burns out, that's why i'm here
>>61911099
You can technically watch 1 at the tail end, but it basically gets talked about and viewers are brought up to speed in 2.
I like the 4-5-2-3-6 order because it feels like two trilogies meeting at the end (4-5-6, 2-3-6) and the ability to go from Luke losing his hand and discovering his heritage to learning more about Anakin and Obi-Wan's Clone War days is great. Then when 3 ends and you go back to 6, with the way Luke is introduced in 6 the 2-3 viewing before cements the unknown idea of whether Luke has fallen to the dark side or is starting to be tempted by the time 6 starts. Like is he going down the same path his father walked before him and all that.
You can add in 1 after 5 if you like, I just think if you've seen the entire series already it isn't needed. If you haven't you can have 1 at the end of 6 if you really want to.
So where can I go to watch the football game? Like a streaming site or something. Also how does football work.
>>61911213
no shit, 161 posters in here, how am I supposed to call everyone the cancer and faggot with all these dumbasses.
Alright I'll try cuck porn.
Jesus christ you people are persistent.
>>61911250
It'll be on youtube at the same time
probably even a few minutes before it airs on television
>>61911235
is he natty?
>>61911170
i was only on /sp/ for the world cup memery
>>61910673
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>61911270
NO
NOOOOOO
Query, as I've been away for a while.
Was it this board that started #boycottStarWarsVii? Seems like the sort of thing we would do...
>>61910037
>me on the left
>>61909978
MODS = GODS
thanks so much
>>61910155
tickets arent available yet man
>>61911270UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRR
>Finally moderating /tv/
About 7 years too late, but I still enjoy the sentiment
>>61911270
The Dark Side is a metaphor for steroids, so no.
>>61911307
Nope and it wasn't /pol/ either surprisingly
Its been going on for a few hours and they just joined it
>>61909978
My mom bought a bunch of vanilla pudding that has Star War shit plastered all over it
The top of the one I'm eating says "STAR WARS" and on the side it has a Stromtrooper™
THIS FUCKING MOVIE ISNT EVEN FUCKING OUT YET
WHY
WHY MAKE FUCKING PUDDING THAT SAYS "STAR WARS" YOU FUCKING KIKES
>>61910889
>the guy in the picture next to him is from /tv/ and aiden immediately knew his question was about TDKR
Source?
>>61911357
Strange. Was it "le 9gag army"?
>>61911090
Hand got shot in Jedi. he probably needed a new one
>>61911323
Sheevening delts and triceps tbh famladm8
>>61911270
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
>>61911307
Probably /pol/ the glorious little bastards, if there is a monkey/white romance I will drop this movie harder than a sack of shit.
>>61911307
That's the racest thing I've ever read.
>>61910393
Your ex was a whale then.
>mod sanctioned shitposting general
Why can't this board not be so fucking terrible?
>>61911372
FINN
A trained warrior desperate to escape his past, Finn is plunged into adventure as his conscience drives him down a heroic, but dangerous, path.
Do you guys think JJ and the other people involved in making this movie are aware that there is a character in a star wars video game that has a very similar look to Kylo Ren?
Doctor Who is objectively better than Star Wars.
>>61910957
jesus fucking christ, the dedication.
Only star wars fans can do such an extensive spoiler report
>>61911453
>Doctor literally who
>>61911453
*high fives you through the internet*
Damn right!
>>61911427
I'm sure, but the game is not considered canon so...
>>61911424
I don't think they made pudding with Finn on it.
I saw some with Yoda, Darth Vader, Luke and Storm Troopers, no Finn.
>>61911427
they probably dont care since he is non canon now
>>61911427
yfw the plot turns out to be a kotor ripoff too
post more sheev
>>61911427
>>61911482
>you will never watch a KOTOR movie
are any theaters selling tickets yet? The one I am aiming for said theirs would be up immediately following the trailer
>>61911472
At least our 50 years of lore is still canon :^).
>>61911235
UNLIMITED
>>61911427
He doesn't even look like Kylo if you look longer then five seconds. Go away.
>>61910895
All_by_myself.mp3
Don't shoot anon, the people there just want to watch a movie.
Attack the Block>TFA
>>61911427
>>61911482
I honestly doubt that they know about Revan, its just a coincidence.
>>61911544
Congratz, anon. You're blind. I feel sorry for you.
>>61911533
RICE PUDDING
>>61911549
That film was better than it had any right to be
>>61911395
Hi /pol/!
>>61911522
Seth would have been a better non-meme name
>>61911142
>Eagles lose to footage of galactic cuckoldry
I'm hype as fuck
>>61911565
disney arent idiots. they're well aware how dedicated their fanbase is. its going to get some kind of subtle reference for sure
>>61911384
No. Its called public backlash against shoehorning minorities into huge roles. I bet you think only /pol/ has a problem with this don't you?
>>61911549
Good movie
YIP
>>61911604
>disney arent idiots
Oh come the fuck on.
>>61911549
I want London to burn to the fucking ground, the entire city is overrun with niggers, whites who now talk like niggers and pakis. I hate that place with a passion.
>>61911549
shit movie pleb
>>61911574
Hahaha, nearly made me piss meself. Good job lad
>>61911604
>disney arent idiots
Not sure if serious
>>61911622
>look at me ma! i'm shit posting!
What are the chances of Based JJ bringing back a few friends from the prequels?
>>61911030
fucking lol
hi jeff
>>61911622
>shoehorning
So a nigger can't be the hero of a movie, that's what you're saying? I get the backlash against Fantastic Four, since the Human Torch is an already established character, but why all the hate for Boyega?
>>61911427
At first I thought they were the same people but under different alias
>>61911676
>pretending to redditpost
>>61911679
>filename
I don't have a reaction image to describe my keks
>>61911307
It's quite good that we're getting more black folk than Mace Dindu and Lando in the films.
>>61911565
Yeah, brah the people making a new SW movie don't know about SW lore.
It can't be that these people actually do their research or actually hire people that know about this stuff, no, they just go in blindly and hope it turns out for the best.
I'm sure Disney gives them the creative freedom to do so too, it's not like they're literal jews that will probably assassinate everyone that destroys their recently acquired highly successful franchise.
>>61911622
/pol/ and a small minority of other brain dead idiots.
>>61911690
HES HERE
>>61911711
>>61911711
>>61911711
>>61911720
That's the problem, they don't. That's why we're getting a third fucking Death Star.
>>61911736
>small minority enough to get a twitter hashtag trending
keep telling yourself that reddit...only those evib 4chan racists hate this!
>>61911622
Yeah.
Just like the people that said Mad Max was a feminist movie.
Wait and see.
If it affects the movie for the worse go wild, right now it's just bitching for the sake of it.
>>61910747
underrated post
>>61911748
literally who?
how hasn't the trailer leaked yet?
IT'S 2015 COME ON
>>61911791
the majority of the tag was a few people tweeting over and over and over. now it's just people saying "this is disgusting" towards it
>>61911748
literally who?
based mods
Do you prefer the extended edition or the original movies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRA7-jA5GJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXaDtAtpLPs
Apples were only the beginning
Is it true that /pol/acks migrated to /tv/ during the cuckholding?
>>61911679
WELL HELLO BEAUTIFUL
Thrawn trilogy is shit tbh
Postan in historic thread
After this I'm leaving 4chan to not get spoiled.
>>61910589
That was the first one
>>61911736
Reminder Disney has shills here
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/10/08/star-wars-the-force-awakens-john-boyega-calls-racist-star-wars-backlash-unnecessary/
>I’m not saying get used to the future, but what is already happening. People of color and women are increasingly being shown on-screen. For things to be whitewashed just doesn’t make sense.”
According to cancer here no one outside of 4chan cares so :^)
>>61911270
Hes shooting up midiclorians like he doesn't give a fuck, they wrinkle your face though.
just preordered three tickets, one for me, my wife, and her personal trainer Tyrell. I can't wait to see this film!!
Gdjhf
>>61911855
/pol/ack here
this is true /tv/ is very redpilled so i felt right at home here!
SOME
>>61911872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ULjJ3EqyY
Ties in to the second one
>>61911895
Tyrell sound like he lifts alot of weights being a personal trainer
>>61910654
is this Wedge's son?
>>61910037
>So Jimmy, what went wrong for the white man?
>>61910478
>Bill Murray is 65 years old
>looks like 85 years old
really makes me sad
>>61911855
No just redditors
>>61909978
Here's an old photo I took back in '77.
i literally can not wait for all the nigger hate to come from china and japan. this movie will do poorly in the asian markets.
>>61911920
Tv is based they know 24 frames per minute is cinema anything higher is a sporting event or a news broadcast
>>61911034
CRASHING THIS MOVIE
WITH $521
>Canadian election ongoing
>new star wars trailer hits tonight
>i'm stuck studying for a mid-term instead of funposting on /tv/ and /pol/
FUG :-D :-D :-D :-D
>>61911238
I guess I'll figure it out when it comes time to.
Thanks.
>>61911838
What's the point of editing this scene?
>>61910819
It shows how bad of a writer lucas is.
It's not some deep cinematic philosophy, Lucas couldn't come up with anything new, so just rehashed shit.
>>61911960
Robert Downey Jr. Looks really old there
>>61911969
>24 frames per minute
you're an idiot.
>>61911968
Do asians really hate blacks or is that just a meme?
No jar jar, no party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz-SaMu8k3w
>>61911968
Asians are not human either way.
Who /Krillin/ here?
>>61911090
skin wore off from jacking it too much
>>61911968
>implying they won't market it differently
Finn isn't even the main character.
>>61911930
My wife is always incredibly sore after her sessions with him
>>61911895
same!! i just bought tickers for me, my wife and her african physical studies trainer, i hope they are available for the premiere because they still have to answer the phone!!
>>61909978
eta on the shitstorm?
>>61911636
YIP IN HELL SHEEVFAGS
I just came from /b/ and they are saying that kylo ren is luke skywalker, is this true?
>>61912017
he's not? it sure seems like it with how much he's in the trailers
Leaked image
>>61912018
Thats good your wife comes home sore after a long workout with tyrell it must be a long deep and hard experience thise work outs
>>61911946
Being an ongoing alcoholic smoker will do that to you
HAHAHA I CAST A BLACK PERSON IN STAR WARS /TV/'S GONNA FREAK
>>61912058
Jimmy Fallon is Rey?
>>61911395
You're in luck
This is Boyega's love interest
>>61912051
It's just people guessing. There's concept art where Kylo is a cyborg man looking at Vader's helmet, Adam Driver's been even more tight-lipped than the other actors, and Luke doesn't show up in the official poster. The theory is probably not going away until the movie releases.
>>61910050
are those traffic lights in the background?
>>61912002
there's no reason for jar jar to NOT be in sequel trilogy. He was in return of the jedi after all
I FUCKIN LOVE STAR WARS
>>61912105
>goldberg
>>61910076
No, it's a prudent sticky. This place is going to be a zoo once the trailer drops. At last attempting to corral it is a good idea.
>>61911990
nice
The best thing about new star wars is that there's new plinket reviews.
>>61912105
No thats reys and niggerstormtroopers love child all grown up
>>61912134
When does it drop?
>tfw I haven't been paying attention
>>61911857
Even Lucas agrees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A45FQvlfU6Q
My body is ready
![the-machete-order-the-best-way-to-watch-star-wars-that-you-may-have-never-heard-of-513844[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8owioOj.jpg "the-machete-order-the-best-way-to-watch-star-wars-that-you-may-have-never-heard-of-513844[1]")
I somehow haven't watched any of these movies, should I do the machete order like or is it just a meme?
>>61912183
watch original trilogy, throw prequels in the fucking trash, this isn't rocket science
I don't like John Booga.
Not because he's black, he just seems like a really unsympathetic person.
Looking besides him as a person and viewing him as an actor, I'm not sure if he will be able to carry Star Wars.
Who is this new mod and why does he like to sticky so much
>>61912177
10:00 tonight, nigga. During halftime on ESPN.
>>61912183
yeah, vader is luke's father by the way
>>61912051
yes, it's true -- and Boyega is really Chewbacca who lost all his fur.
>>61912158
He's just going to repeat that he's looking forward to it like the last two trailer reactions and shoot the shit with Palpy, and I'm totally okay with that.
do you think we'll see full frontal nudity and penetration scenes in the trailer?
Am I the only one who prefers this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd7Wh4vrVyk over this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np6vAuS0KNs
I don't know, yub nub feels kinda shitty compared to the other one.
Niggers
>>61912178
wow i knew he was autistic but not to that extent. holy hell.
>>61912221
Ah, cool. Thnks
>>61912216
Some redditor
>>61912231
holy shit so niggers are wookies?
>>61912221
EST? I'm wondering when I'll have to set my alarm, britfag
Rebels.Empire.
>>61912278
Yes my son
>>61912251
Mind if I save this?
>>61909978
Who /POE/ here?
>>61912183
Watch all six so you understand why people shitpost about them all the time.
>>61912249
No
Victory Celebration is 100 times better than Yub Nub
>mfw there are people who cry that they hate the Ewoks but love Yub Nub
>>61912251
>dem eyes
do Siths smoke weed all day?
>>61912279
Not sure, there's a world clock around somewhere.
>>61912264
No problem m8
If Boyega wasn't sweating profusely in every shot, /tv/ wouldn't have gone full reddit.
>>61912244
Chewbacca doesn't wear clothes and penetrates the Imperial base? Sure!
>>61912158
He sucked JJ and Star Trek dry in his 1-3 review, I don't think he will say any negative things.
500th for Abrams is a hack fraud who doesn't know how to do anything but ape older, better directors and make non-stop callbacks to classic Star Wars
>>61910330
I am 23, and my first exposure to Star Wars was The Phantom Menace. I didn't see it in theaters, but my mom bought me the tape because she thought I'd like it. I loved it. Watched the shit out of it. Loved it so much. I was about 9 I guess.
My sister then bought me the original trilogy on VHS. It was the 1997 re-release though, so I never got to see it without the shoehorned CGI and shit. I didn't mind it though. I loved every second of every film.
Then, my aunt took me to see Attack of the Clones in theaters. Again, loved it.
Then when Revenge of the Sith came out, I saw that in the theaters. Once more, I loved it.
So needless to say, I've loved every Star Wars movie. They were a big part of my youth. I even made a Star Wars fan film with my nephew back in 2004. It features a lightsaber duel and CGI robots. Pretty great.
I'm super excited for the next installment. I don't care what anyone says - it's gonna be epic.
>>61912183
The machete order is such a gay meme
Just watch the fucking movies
>>61912297
He doesn't look to bad in this picture.
>>61911994
You'd be surprised at how many people around the world hate blacks.
Us whites in europe and north america seem to think we are the racist ones, but in fact we treat them better and think of them in an above average manner.
Asians hate blacks, russkies hate blacks, hindus hate blacks (they're less than rats to them), even blacks in africa hate blacks (you'd be surprised to find out that blacks in africa are extremely racist between each other)
in summary; most everyone around the globe hates blacks.
>>61912353
Lea wants sex.
>>61912326
>implying you wouldn't sweat in a stormtrooper uniform on a freaking desert planet
After lost and star trek 2 where they spend the 90% of the movie in the spaceship I can't get it how can you be hyped for this.
>>61911960
Man Princess Leia is really super short
>>61912259
But he's right
>>61912341
Better than Lucas. Who cares?
do you think they..
>>61912178
Mara Jade is shit. George is right to be upset.
>>61912375
lawrence kasdan
>>61912342
you are the reason why george ruined star wars, how does it feel?
>>61912309
Dear lord.
I'm straight as an arrow, but arrows have to bend slightly
>>61911192
Why is she smileing?
White men cant compete
>>61912249
It's out of place to how everyone's jigging at the party, Yub Nub is more fun to listen to, and the original also has a nice orchestral melody at the end to highlight when the force ghosts show up.
>>61911427
I actually like that mask better
>>61912435
>>61912105
I tought her real name was the zany name of a SW character
>>61910070
>04:00am tuesday in Europe
fuck everything
As a white, pro-cop, conservative, republican that generally can't stand black culture and how the typical negro behaves, I have to say, I'm not at all upset about the casting of the black dude for Star Wars. I mean, he's British. He's barely black. Now, if they cast a black American, I'd be pretty upset.
>>61912472
>>61912300
Go for it
Post darth pepe everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIJOaR66Kuw
>>61910579
he had his own
after 4 halloweens
>>61912497
>a black American
>>61912497
I also love brits.
>>61912491
I can't see what is the problem with that. I will go to sleep in one hour, when I will wake up for work I can watch it.
>>61912472
Carrie fisher was so fucking hot in that movie
I AM THE GOVERNOR
>>61912501
>>61912374
You wouldn't. They're temperature controlled numbnuts.
>blacks 13% of the population
>blacks barely 10% of the main cast
bb-but muh jooos!
>>61912419
Nothing wrong with noticing that someone is handsome anon.
>>61912497
They casted ONE black guy like every other movie does, and the one black girl is playing a indistinguishable mocap alien. I realize much of the outcry is just funposting, but people that are genuinely angry about this are stupid.
>>61912552
>>61912511
>their dubs
>your dubs
spooky tbh
>>61912596
>>61912497
>he's British
stop saying this meme.
>>61911574
/who/ is leaking
>Death Star 1 gets blown up.
>Fuck it build another.
>Rebels destroy that one too.
>Did we mention they're the size of fucking planets and cost more money and resources than several worlds can produce?
>LOL GUISE LET'S BUILD YET ANOTHER FUCKING DEATH STAR NOTHING MATTERS
BRAVO JJ
>>61912105
That means...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how bad will Star Wars break /tv/?
>>61912583
That's pretty gay tbh
>>61912639
>they're the size of fucking planets
they're LITERALLY SAID to be the size of a small moon in the first movie you asshat
>>61912388
why don't you faggots ever keep the audio intact?
>>61910037
Jimmy boy looks so sad. Isn't he supposed to enjoy it?
>>61912660
>>61912639
has this been confirmed anywhere
>>61912656
Why are you shitlords all assuming she conforms to the traditional binary sexuality spectrum?BB-8 is her love interest
>>61912656
YES! The spic gets to drill her.
>>61912595
HE'S THE LEAD YOU STUPID NIGGER
WE WOULDN'T CARE IF HE WAS SUPPORTING CHARACTER
actually I still would care because he looks so hideous, but I would care far far less.
>>61912388
she's hot but damn, dem teeth
Thank god there's a sticky, I have a question I desperately need answering.
Why was Satan in Star Wars?
>>61912656
Nah, Rey is a dyke, mark my fucking words
>All those Stormtroopers who had friends that died on both death stars
I'm sad now.
>>61912678
Because you can't post them with audio on 4chan outside of a few boards.
The romance has been confirmed to beinter-racial homosexual romance between Oscar Isaac and Boyegawhich is going to confound people and I for one am glad that JJ is finally challenging people's perceptions of what love can be.
>>61912581
>13%
nice try shill
>>61912712
Because you touch yourself at night.
FINN
I
N
N
Padme is cute. CUTE!
>>61912712
Because a galaxy far far away is actually hell
>>61912750
Would watch for Isaac tbh
>>61912704
I feel the same gorrila nigger is not leading man material he is fine as a supporting actor like funny black buddy or black guy that gets killed first in a horror movie
>>61912388
Shes qt af
mmph
I actually think Boyega will be better than the female lead.
who /sexistnotracist/ here?
>>61912764
nigger uprising
>>61912712
because mos eisley is actually hell
>>61912769
Sand is coarse. COARSE!
>>61912781
HAHAHHAHAHA whatthe hell man?
>>61912704
>caring how another man's face looks in a movie
What are you, some kind of fag?
>>61912769
Young natalie portman is so hot
Id lick her asshole
>>61912656
Poe is gay and he and Kylo used to be lovers back when they were in the same Squadron
>>61912826
are you trying to be condencending?
>>61912781
kek
>>61912836
This guy was the only well cast character tbh
>>61912808
It's gonna be
BB8>Poe>Finn>Rey
post more poe
>>61912836
Looks like Kenny Hotz in this one.
So is the reason Luke isnt shown on the poster is coz he's the dark jedi?
(no idea if already asked. thread was giving me cancer so i flicked down to the bottom)
>>61912838
He just needs something to whine about.
I mean there's a guy bitching about the Death Star being rebuilt like he paid it from his own pocket.
What the fuck is up with all these stickies?
>>61912852
Messa weally weally weally lika dis image
>>61910145
Asuka>Rei
>>61912678
gotchu fam heres one
>>61912836
he is gonna be the best character in the movie
he fits his role so fucking well
>>61912881
she has a lot of moles. She should get checked regularly due to an elevated risk of skin cancer
>>61912838
yeah man let's cast the Elephant Man as a leading man, what are you some kind of bigoted homosexual faggot
>>61909978
>tfw it took 8 hours to book my tickets for it at biggest IMAX in Britian.
I was meant to go to work today. Tbh it's the last time I ever give these fuckers my money.
>>61912781
Wasn't ready for this laff tbh
>>61912898
>he's the dark jedi?
Not dark, but he is supposedly in an self-imposed exile - recluse,hermit because shit went sideways between VI and VII.
>>61912881
that bitch raped someone
>>61912836
That eye though.
>>61912898
It's just because they want to keep him under wraps. Kylo Ren is Adam Driver.
>>61912697
>BB-8
>B-8
>B8
>BAIT
BRAVO JJ
R
A
V
O
J
J
>>61912917
YOU JUST KNOW
>>61912898
Allegedly it's because he's barely in this one and is supposed to be a surprise at the end
>>61912966
I'd let her rape me.
>>61909978 (OP)
Fuck you, you NEET piece of shit.
>>61912836
Looks like Mike Stoklasa in the thumbnail
>>61912790
>>61912917
Oh those poor black women.
They just lost all their value the moment a white women stands anywhere available to anyone.
Can someone explain to me the rationale behind having a trailer premiere on a more obscure channel like ESPN and during a football game? You'd think they'd do it on a major network like ABC.
I dunno maybe they're trying to reel in the non-nerd crowd.
Reminder of what we could have got.
>tfw your child heroes (and not the fucking JEDI characters) for example Wedge and the Rouge Squadron are no more
>tfw you child heroes from the extended universe are no more for example the wraith squadron, republic commandos, Corran horn.
I can't even cheer for star wars anymore.
>>61912917
delet this
>The boycott hashtag is #1 trending in the US
>>61913013
That is very clear cum.
>>61913013
look at that sink full of dirty dishes smh
>>61912998
she can't live with the guilt, she's trying to kill herself with that lightsaber
>>61912581
>young white males 90% of the paying audiance
>young white males only cast as villains.
>>61912781
the fuck
>>61912994
>surprise in the trailers*
Ftfy.
>>61912930
My point still stands
>>61913056
Boycott Star Wars?
>>61913023
why is that dick-and-balls shooting at a speeder?
Kek all this shyt trying to hide Luke, hint maybe he turn bad or something but then you just get leaked the fuck up and ruined lamo
>>61913020
>I dunno maybe they're trying to reel in the non-nerd crowd.
Why do you think they got the guy who turned Star Trek into braindead popcorn shit?
>>61913023
now I'm happy with what we have, that would have been shit
JJ Abrams here, ask me anything
>>61913056
>its full of people condemning it
>>61913023
Looks like garbage.
>>61913041
That is because the actor who plays Wedge is a faggot.
>>61913056
Like less than 1% of the people using that are trolls and 99% are people complaining about it.
God I love everything.
>>61913004
Ok...
>>61913064
I wish I could slay her with my dick.
>>61913068
White males will pay to see this once it wont have people seeing twice like episode 1 and 3
>>61910037
>mfw the camera guy is white
>>61913106
tell me about kylo
why does he wear the mask?
Wait, what's happening? New trailer? Something leak? Both?
>>61913023
EU was retarded, almost anime levels of shit.
>>61913056
good lord people are b8ed easily
>>61913121
>Kenny Hotz
what a dork
>>61913108
thats the best fucking part, make great bait and leftists flock to it to bitch about it
>>61913106
Would you cast a black man as the human torch?
>>61913127
>replying to yourself in order to dump your fat slag folder
Stop
>>61913130
Anon... More like at LEAST three time and not five.
>>61913013
Not even an ooga boyega poster, but are there people even on tumblr (where that clearly came from) that don't cringe looking at that? She's trying so fucking hard, you can just tell.
>>61912898
I am sure that Luke will be there only for several minutes.
tbh I think only reason why disney erased the extended universe is that the only thing happens is this (except the vong saga)
There is a force user who is good at first, then he will turn to the dark side and shit will happen, but alwyas the Jedi win. yaaay
They want to give us star wars, not fucking force wars.
>>61913056
99% of the tweets are making fun of it tho
>>61913183
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BoycottStarWarsVII?src=hash
>>61913092
He didn't need to look so fat
>>61913149
New trailer on tonight at Halftime during the football game.
We in for it now.
>I AM VADER
>>61913106
My favorite film of yours is Super 8.
What other films inspired you to make this film?
Dude, according to >>61912413 you're money
And evidently you don't know that, so you could say you're so money and you don't even know it!
>>61913164
More like make great false flag and let people do the marketing for your movie FOR FREE
>>61909978
#BoycottStarWarsVII is trending
>https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/656156295456645120
>Can't say how but I saw tonight's trailer. Easily one of my favorite promos of all time. Breathtaking. Tears of joy.
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>61913020
Football is a ratings juggernaut in the US and Monday Night Football is considered one of the biggest games
>>61913252
>that cuck kevin smith
literally couldnt care less about his opinion
>>61913020
How fucking stupid are you?
jesus, #boycottepisodeVII is trending as fuck
okay, who started it? Fess up
>>61912320
the dark side is one hell of a drug
>>61913056
fucking with twitter is too easy.
It is like bullying someone and then he starts hitting himself.
>>61913252
Kevin Smith is the same fucking faggot who said that episode 3 was great
>>61913239
and it's just normies complaining about the first few racist tweets.
>>61912898
>>61912964
He's Obi-Wan.
And only appears in a flashback and the end scene.
>>61912881
>>61912966
>>61912998
>>61913064
>>61913127
>>61913178
K
>>61913252
>Kevin Smith
this guy cried when Jar Jar stepped in shit
>>61913253
They need the normies knowing a new stars wars is comong out not just nerds and internet savvy folks
>>61913290
Coming less than an hour after Anthonie Mackie supports Trump.
Disney MCUcks are triggered as fuck today, holy shit.
>>61913252
I don't like the pandering cunt that he is, but I literally had tears of joy when I saw the 2nd trailer
>>61911994
mywifeis Chinese, i can confirm it is true
>>61913020
No shit. Disney owns ESPN, plus all the dads out there will see Han Solo and Luke and bring their kids to the theatre to see it.
Why didn't spielberg direct the new movie?
>>61910216
Real talk, I'd climb that mountain
>>61913345
Cause he's a hack.
>>61913332
You fucking homo. Lmao.
"Dudes I cried, please pay attention to me, because my connection with these kids movies is deep and profound!!"
>>61913345
I thought you'd make a good sith Dean.
>>61911994
Ever race on the planet is united in their hatred of blacks, even blacks.
>>61910011
what is the klingon translation for, "you're gonna die a virgin?"
Whats Rey's weapon, REEE I want to know.
>>61911427
They clearly killed the EU for the sole purpose of lazily taking Revan and placing him in the film timeline. So they don't have to come up with their own interesting character. He may have a different name, exist in a different era, but I'll bet there are basing kylo ren on Revan. He may even have a similar backstory or personality we'll have to see.
>>61913364
Are you trying to be mean to hide your own insecurities? That's both cute and pathetic at the same time.
>>61913398
a BIG
>>61913363
I liked war horse tho
>>61913252
I remember how I felt when I saw the second trailer for the first time.
If this doesn't live up to the hype, I'm gonna be moderately disappointed.
Should I even watch the prequels after I finish the original trilogy?
You guys make it sound like the worst fucking shit ever made.
>>61913398
Hopefully a lightsaber pike
So when the trailer is coming out?
>>61913290
#boycott/tv/
>>61913437
MEATY
>>61913442
you gotta
>>61913366
I know right!
>>61913447
Halftime of Monday Night Football
>>61913438
Why is one American hero arresting another American hero?
>>61913442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jmF900DHKk
watch this and decide for yourself
>>61913447
in 5 days
Mark Hamill here, please support our work by buying tickets in advance
We really appreciate it
>>61913442
Watch them. Then watch The Plinkett Reviews.
One of the most accurate takedowns of a film ever created.
>>61913443
>One end shoots bolts, the other is a lightsaber.
Would carry
>>61911307
>#boycottStarWarsVii
Because a black guy in a film means white genocide?
Fucking /pol/ are such unbelievable scum.
>>61913438
>tfw I watched it being made on Dartmoor
Was pretty neat
The ending number of posts in this thread predicts Ep. VII's box office in millions/billions.
So, I'm guessing that the trailer is gonna go up online faster than the speed of light, but I'm debating whether or not I should watch the Giants game or not.
I care absolutely nothing about football, but damn do I wanna see that trailer when it premieres.
>>61913442
They're worth watching so you can watch the Plinkett reviews, which are fucking great
>>61913323
>>61913345
eat it faggot.
/pol/ on suicide watch
They're getting torn apart on twitter.
so when is it coming
T-???
>>61913519
It wasn't /pol/ you low IQ redditor. They only picked it up after it got big
>>61913020
>implying only nerds are looking forward to Episode VII
Also, MNF gets higher ratings than any ABC show
>>61913506
I'll buy 10.
I love you Mark.
>>61911030
implying this isn't a troll. the guys name is jeff BROWN and his screenname is starwart1
obviously a white guy pretending to rile you up
>>61913481
So at what time specifically, I do not foot the ball.
>>61910649
The most morally complex things to have happened in Star Wars so far are Han shooting first and that dude in RotJ who cries over his monster dying.
>>61911154
>yfw the New Order are now the good guys who only act evil to stop greater acts of evil from the new rebels.
>>61913536
That's what I'm doing, and I have no idea what football even is
https://www.reddit.comr/nflstreams/new/ should have links to streams in a couple hours
>>61911307
>all the people using it are condemning it
>somewhere there are already people writing articles about how this is the biggest trending hashtag and that proves America is racist
The internet is so great if you find stupid people entertaining.
>>61910654
I keep thinking this is that jewy guy who was in a bunch of comedies.
>>61910009
I unironically enjoy all three prequel movies. They all had parts I didn't like all that much, but everything else made up for it. Seeing Obi-Wan act as a Jedi detective in Attack of the Clones, investigating Jango Fett and Count Dooku was great, loved the dog fight between his Jedi Starfighter and Slave I. The end battle was awesome. Wasn't a huge fan of the Padme/Anakin love story, but seeing him slaughter Tusken Raiders on Tattooine was pretty great.
I liked pretty much everything in The Phantom Menace, with a few exceptions. Jar Jar was annoying. The invasion of Naboo because of some trade route bullshit was dumb. Jake Lloyd was a shitty Anakin.
The only part of Revenge of the Sith I didn't like was the shitty dialogue and Anakin always sounding like a whiny edgy little teenager. I think Lucas himself said that he's always had a problem writing dialogue.
is Starkiller canon or not?
>>61913411
Id bet everything i have that JJ has absolutely no idea who Revan is, so your theory is silly.
Inciting sympathy to get free publicity is the oldest marketing trick in the world and you guys are acting like it's something new.
>>61913442
At the risk of being called a redditor or a RLM drone, you should really just watch the Plinkett reviews instead. They're far more entertaining, insteresting and well thought-out than the movies themselves.
>>61913569
Thankfully I have a roommate that does so he can just call me in when its time.
Just look for it online this evening.
>>61913663
hes cannon now
>>61913663
the person? no
The new death star(starkiller)? yes
>>61913106
Hey jj have you seen this star wars 7 fan made video? And what do you think about it
https://youtu.be/JStz7rdSqmY
>>61910037
WOW
>>61911307
>#boycottStarWarsVii
Are you fucking serious?
It's Mad Max Fury Road all over again
>>61913536
If you're just chillin on your couch browsing 4cgan and glancing at the game every now and then lookin at the slo mo plays it could be fun.
>>61913442
Don't see them at all. The movies are dogshit
>star wars 1, 2, 3
You probably already know it all
>star wars 4
George Lucas is the master of oversimplification. All the characters in Star Wars are terribly black and white and not a single one even remotely leans towards the second dimension. The cheap trick to use plain text as exposition for the upcoming events is a slap in the face of cinema. The entire purpose of film is to convey stories through dialogue and images.Lucas doesn't get that.His writing skills are pre-school.
>star wars 5
The most over rated movie of all time. Pseudo nerds will have you believing that george lucas ruined this movie that was once so great even though they probably didnt even see the original version until after the new ones came out. You can find these geek posers at your local comic cons repeating everything plinkett says wearing there han shot first shirt thinking they sound like they know what there talking about, but take it from me these movies are on par with bollywood scifi shit dont waste your time.
>star wars 6
Let's see, for an adventure, the pacing is mostly off, with lots of periods where nothing happens, and even the action scenes are nothing special. The plot also seems fairly contrived. Say, since this is the final battle between good and evil and all that, the emperor's preparations seem fairly rushed. You'd expect more care to have been taken in keeping that shield intact, for example. Also, since his grand scheme is to turn Luke Skywalker to the dark side of the force, isn't he trying to kill him too soon after Luke offers some resistance?
>>61913664
Bullshit, Kylo looks just like him!
>>61913659
NICE MICHAEL SKELLIG
but I can't tell what I'm looking at
>2 stickies in one day
wew lad
>>61913731
>>61913691
>>61913659
WHAT
THE
FUCK
So how long after the trailer drops, willwe get a Plinkett review?
>>61913691
>candles
>>61913731
That's a definitely a beard. Luke confirmed for not having roboface.
>>61910037
>tfw you watched this from beginning to end and pic related was one of the suggested videos at the end
So with Luke being in exile, he is basically the new Yoda?
>>61913659
>>61913691
>>61913731
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>61913659
>>61913691
>>61913731
>>61913786
This already confirmed to be fake
>>61913686
>>61913688
fuck star wars then, what the fuck is disney doing?
>>61911852Imadom
>>61913731
>>61913691
>>61913659
>filming date
>timer
>setting in movie
>filming location
What kind idiot thinks footage is labeled like this
>>61913793
my guess is hes communicating with quigonn, anakin, obi wan and yoda and also hes meditating
>>61913762
ironic
>>61913809
He has better proof than you have, cucko.
>>61913809
good.
>>61910803
>Based Zeb is voiced by Steve Blum, a Jew.
His voice never gets old.
>>61913840
editing room
>>61913848
very ironic
I just want niggers, feminism and pretty much all non-whites to go and be kept out of muh movies, is that TOO MUCH to ask? pff
Can we IP ban everyone who's in this sticky?
>>61912581
Might just have to watch it for Iko Uwais fam
>come to /tv/
>2 stickies
can someone please tell me what is going on?
>>61913874
How fucking new are you? This shit came out like last year
>>61913717
New Sun movie quadrilogy when?
>>61913922
new trailer
>>61913922
faggot mods
>>61913922
Nah..nah I'm just filming you.
Think about it.
If they are planning on releasing the trailer online right after it airs on ESPN, that means it's probably already uploaded to the Star Wars YouTube account.
It's already online.
We just can't see it.
>>61913935
>This shit came out like last year
And that's what makes this fake? hahahaha nice babby logic there, dicklick.
>>61913922
mod faggotry
>>61913922
no idea fam
Am I the only one here that will consider these films non-canon? George Lucas has nothing to do with it, and they will not follow the books. it's like the Dragonball GT of Starwars.
>>61913922
They're finally keeping the star wars and horror plebs under control
>>61913092
>implying that wasn't misdirection
>>61913975
Lets get on it boys!
>>61913975
...so?
last shot completed
>>61913765
space candles you dumb frogposter
>>61913922
redditors were complaining last night about the great amount of star wars threads
>>61913975
No shit, Sherlock.
Master Yoda, I'm Sheev.
>>61913922
Nah aint gonna do it
>>61913922
MMMMMMMMMM
>>61914006
Fake as shit.
>>61914004
>>61914006
Done tbh
>>61913937
Netflix announced it already.
>>61914006
fake as fuck
>>61913721
Perhaps some random guy in the art department randomly saw an image of Revan and it influenced his design of Kylos mask, but you are a fucking idiot if you think the director of the new star wars is aware that one of his characters resembles the protagonist of some 10 year old game...
>tfw Zach Snyder pitched an Obi Wan spinoff movie of him leading a team of Jedi remnants against the Empire in a pseduo Seven Samurai remake
>>61914006
Nice b8
how long until it's released on youtube?
>>61913659
>>61913691
>>61913731
>>61913786
>>61913847
>>61914044
seems pretty real to me fam
>>61914072
I would totally fucking watch that.
Nice Thread
Mind if I post here
>Star Wars sticky
>>61914098
>Zach Snyder
URBAN MARKET
>>61914099
Why is Paul McCartney doing the Spongebob dance?
CMON LEIA IT WAS JUST A PRANK PLEASE MAN THERES CAMERAS RIGHT THERE DONT BE MAD ITS JUSSA PRANK JUSSA PRANK!
REMINDER THE BOYCOTT STAR WARS THING WASN'T /pol/, /b/, /tv/, reddit OR tumblr
YOU'RE FALLING FOR MARKETER TRICKS
>>61914072
>Zach Snyder
Nope.
PT>OT
Prove me wrong. Protip:You can't.
So when is the trailer going to air/go online?
I need a time with timezone, not a fucking football game reference.
Who else buying their tickets tonight? How long after midnight showing should I wait all the pathetic people who will dress up, or woo and clap and cheer whenever Han Solo references the original trilogy? Thinking at least a week.
>>61910323
He was a good friend.
>>61914099
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
this thread reminds me why i come here
it's basically a tsunami of shitposting on top of more shitposting
Anyone who wastes their money to see this in theaters is literally a good goy. Have fun discussing how terrible it was and burning money.
>inb4 hurrr muh FRENS are seeing it so I have to too!
Good fucking goy.
>>61914153
Monday Night Football halftime
>>61914153
in 4 hours 10 minutes
>>61914164
Why would you support this God-awful film?
>>61914164
I bought my tickets 4 hours ago, now I just want my trailer...
>>61914006
why are they flying batwings?
>>61914184
sad cunt
>>61914153
this. fucking chads and stacies being prioritized over us neets.
Let's predict memes that we'll get from this trailer
>>61914147
And this wasn't either: >>61910146 ?
DIN DU NUFFIN
>>61914164
the friday it comes out, during the day if you're a NEET. normies will be busy in school or work
This composition can only mean she turns dark side.
The trilogy's Empire will be her doing dark shit, in the third she'll find redemption.
>>61914186
Can we get a stream going?
>>61913922
Halloween has brought an influx of "recommend me le spooky movies guise xD" threads from redditors and somefag trying to make Horror Movie Generals
Star Wars thread is because a new trailer has caused a flood of xD CUCKCUCKCUCK NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER xD EPIC BLACKED.COM xD LE STAR WARS from /pol/
>>61910673
>CIA's neck
Copy that.
>>61914212
Big guys
>>61914099
confirmed
~How many bongs until the trailer?
>>61914153
4 bongs 30 bings
Go GNATS
>>61913252
Smith is so bloated and emotionally unbalanced from weed, it's hard to tell when he ISN'T crying
>>61914208
Good goy.
>>61914225
It will literally be on youtube the minute it airs on tv. Stop being so fucking autistic.
>>61913659
>>61913691
>>61913731
>>61913786
>>61913847
>>61914006
My brother worked as a sound tech
>>61914147
https://twitter.com/DarklyEnlighten
This guy made the hashtag, he look like a marketer to you?
>>61914189
>in 4 hours 10 minutes
Thanks for the actual time, instead of all the football assholes in this thread. But that's in the middle of the night here in Europe, so I guess I'll just sleep.
>>61914221
but why? something about kylo ren manipulating her?
>>61914153
8:30 am Tuesday. Shanghai time.
>>61914221
This is the poster for the first movie.
More like for 10 minutes she'll sort of be with the bad guys and then she'll decide lol i'm the hero after all!
>>61914212
Any quote with "posting" added after it because of how desperate bane redditors are and now dumb star shit plebs are
>>61914266
jesus fucking christ dude, work on your photoshop skills, or is this picture intended to be shitty?
>>61913514
>>61913514
>>61913544
>>61913677
Damn, RLM really does shill on this site. Why though? Is the userbase on /tv/ really that impressionable?
>>61914221
Its means theyre siblings or cousins, most likely the latter
>>61912849
Would actually be a good twist tbh
>>61914266
woah
>>61914266
order 66 confirms
>>61914220
It's out on Christmas. Both Normies and NEETS will be home. I think week 2, but then I'm not sure if it'll be on the screen I want to watch it in.
>>61914267
>/pol/ didn't start the hashtag
right
>>61914283
They're looking in the same direction and their weapons are aligned. It's too weird a thing to do on a poster, invites confusion by making it look like she has a light saber staff, so they wouldn't do it without a reason.
WHEN DO IT COMES OUT???
>>61914339
>Christmas is the 18th
HOW CAN I GET MY HANDS ON ONE TICKET FOR THE MIDNIGHT RELEASE OF THE FORCE AWAKENS AT THE BFI IMAX CINEMA.
>>61913703
>darkness
>light
>last
>friends
POTTERY
>>61914333
>trips confirming order 66
>>61914354
9:30PM EST roughly
>>61914364
Crush Fool Men
I guess I'm a feminist then.
>>61909978
>you cant report a sticky
FUCK YOU FAGGOT ASS MOD FUCK YOURSELF FUCK THE JAP THAT OWNS YOUR DICK FUCK OFF AND STOP MAKING FUCKING STICKIES
>>61914364
Men made coke
>>61913087
kek
QUICK
IS STAR WARS REBELS SEASON 1 GOOD
Does anyone here actually think the planet thing is really another Death Star? Granted they did try the Death Star thing numerous times in the original EU, i.e Centerpoint, the Suncrusher, Darksaber, ect. But it's hard to imagine them doing it in a movie a third time. Maybe it's just a big cannon that targets capital ships.
>>61914364
>Nig-mad
>>61914420
No.
>>61913624
>that jewy guy who was in a bunch of comedies
You have to be more specific
IT'S TREASON, THEN
>men age like wine
I want qt Luke back.
>>61914420
No, and the main kid looks like he could be on the original BSG
>>61911307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8xPLmxRyg
>veto this shit faggots
mein sides
that is pure, unadulterated nostalgia
>Anakin! The sheev is evil
How could anyone say this with a straight face?
>>61914381
I legit need one ticket. How can i honestly get one? I had some good shit planned out and i accidentally missed the tweet.
Sooooooo should I buy my ticket tonight or will I be okay if I wait until December?
>>61914446
>NEAT TRICK TIME
>>61914364
Bail Us The
>>61914421
It's going to be something retarded like the Death Star TIMES A MILLION.
The Death Star could blow up a planet. WELL WE JUST MADE ONE THAT BLOWS UP SOLAR SYSTEMS HOW YOU LIKE THAT? ONLY $299 FOR THE LEGO SET WHILE STOCKS LAST.
>>61914364
Mad sin rage.
Am I an edgelord?
SHEEV
H
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E
V
YOURE ABOUT TO GET STRUNG THE FUCK UP Urbinator
>>61913252
Was it like receiving oral but the girl don't stop?
>>61914515
>LEGO SET
>>61914067
First, I don't see why not. Revan is a pretty popular character. Second, even if it was a random guy in the art department, that would still mean Kylo is based on Revan, regardless of JJ's knowledge.
>>61910011
>Star Trek is better
damn right
> ctl+f "Trek"
> only seven results
I am disappointed /tv/
Though let's be honest, both franchises have gone to shit in the last twenty years.
Of course, JJ didn't fucking help Trek, but I think he's a much much much better fit with Star Wars. Let's see how he does there.
>>61914364
Fury Resent Malice
>>61914516
Let's take it over the edge, bro
do you miss him?
>thinking Rey is related to Luke, Han or Leia
10 bux she's Lando or Palpatine's daughter
>>61913345ISN'T THAT THE QUESTION OF THE DAY
I hope there's podracing
We all know its gonna be shit right?
You cucks wanna see the trailer early? 50 reply's and it's yours.
Fuck JJ Abrams.
That fucking traitor.
>>61914364
lust crush fool
>it was saifd that he could even use his powers to save pregnant wives from dying in childbirth...
>>61914420
Yes becauseLando is in it
>>61914634
1st for stannis
![boy-girl-drinking-hot-chocolate-17304579[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VdUYqDk.jpg "boy-girl-drinking-hot-chocolate-17304579[1]")
who else /feelingLikeAChild/ here
Its like being 12 and its Cristmass time.
>>61914494
>>61914475
>M.Bison.gif
>>61914634
but, anon, there'sah are alreadees 902 repliesah in this thread
>>61914634
bait
what will his opinion on it be?
>>61910330
Although the original Empire tape broke so we had to get a replacement.
>people actually falling for the BoycottStarWarsVII
Are all star wars fans this dumb
no wonder they put out the teaser with the black screen and lifesaver sounds lmao
QUICK!!!
Name the best thing to come out of the prequels?
>>61914687
It will be parroted across /tv/ for an eternity
>>61910335
>Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
That didn't take long.
>>61912204
>watch original trilogy, throw prequels in the fucking trash, this isn't rocket science
It's sad that this needs to be pointed out.
>>61914714
padme in that tight white uniform
>>61914714
Sheevposting
>>61914714
Darth Maul now go away
>>61914705
>lifesaver sounds
>>61914267
They don't have to start it, just ride it out.
>>61914714
Sheevposting
>>61914714
Sheev
>>61914493
no they're clearly going to sell out of tickets and you won't be able to give them your money every single seat will be booked for months and months and you won't be able to talk to your fag friends about shit wars and cuckolding
>>61914714
The clones.
>>61914266
>>61914333
>witnessed
>>61914726
>It will be parroted across /tv/ for an eternity
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Mega dittos to el Plinketo.
>>61914714
Ewan McGregor
Implosion missile sound
Natalie Portman's midriff
>>61914714
When they ended.
>>61914714
Mace Windu was the only character i iked
>>61914714
Plinkett Reviews
>>61914602
> Things that bother you NEVER bother me I feel happy and fine, ha-ha!
> Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time!
>>61914705
It is terrible.
It is all just people with frogposter avatar ironically shitposting on twitter. It is like /tv/ is bleeding out into the mainstream.
Why is this happening?
>>61914714
>QUICK!!!
>Name the best thing to come out of the prequels?
pic related
>>61914778
>Implosion missile sound
The one's Jango Fett uses right?
Patrish post
>>61914714
>Plinkett Reviews
>>61914714
Come on that's easy
>>61914785
>A SITH LORD
>>61914815
Because people are wising up after that third Death Star bullshit.
>>61914766
I'll try spinning, thats a neat trick
>>61914420
Yes, but the animation is bad.
>>61914714
Everything
They were love letters to Kurosawa
W-Will someone come see Star Wars w-with m-me?
A SHIT LORD?
>>61914823
Yeh those.
Also the sound of the Jedi Fighter in ep3 that are grinding towards the Tie-Fighter sound.
>>61914840
its not a fucking death star and Leia fucking has a giant laser too
>>61914714
BASED
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SHEEV
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>>61914634
Let's give it a try.
>>61914860
Definitely, come to england
>>61914834
nice try, sithlords
>>61914815
see >>61914705
Star shitters are gullible mongs
>>61914815
lol, it seems like a /pol/cucks action judging by the tweets
>>61914860
Sure. I still need a patsy for my no-singles policy.
Where you at, Anon?
sorry
what exactly are they boycotting star wars for?
>>61914886
>COME TO FUCKING ENGLAND
>>61914815
Congratulations /tv/, you made the news
http://www.gossipcop.com/star-wars-boycott-episode-7-anti-white-twitter-trend-force-awakens/
>>61914911
There are still white male actors on the cast.
>>61914840
Get over yourself, it's because people are pissed at the black dude on the poster.
/pol/ BTFO
>>61914804
pic of the kylo finn fight scene for proof
>>61914915
>http://www.gossipcop.com/star-wars-boycott-episode-7-anti-white-twitter-trend-force-awakens/
>gossipcop
C'mon now.
>>61909978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0wHqNi3x5M
>>61914364
>Lust
>Fool
>Tin
I guess I'm a horny dumb robot.
>It's three, son. Then.
Then what?
>>61914941
>>61914941
based saladin
lol
>>61914964
>>61914732
literally this
>>61914966
CRASHING THIS REPUBLIC
>>61914954
when the treiler be avaible in Europe? I mean at wath time
OP is a faggot.
>>61914815
I hope its /pol/ and they all come here
Something as low brow as star wars shouldn't be allowed outside of /b/ and /co/
>>61914966
>The Oppression of the Sixth shall never return
>>61914994
I don't get it. Shooters don't intend on watching the movie and then shooting up the theater. smh tbh fam
>>61914994
STAR WARS IS GAY :^DD
>>61915017
Around 4 AM in central-eastern Europe. 2-3 AM in Western Europe.
What did he mean by this?
>>61915049
Thanks
>>61914714
Darth Maul, Padme in her skimpy Geonosis number.
>>61914994
Literally btfo tbh fam
>>61914994
kek
>End of the movie
>Kylo Ren escapes to a mysterious planet
>Walks up to a throne obscured by shadow and kneels before a hooded figure
>Kylo: "I don't understand my master, I've adopted the darkness, how could I have lost?"
>Unknown man:"Ay, I've sensed a big dishturbansh in the Farce"
>The man stands up and moves into the light, revealing his face
>Aiden Gillen: "We will have to change our plans, but know thish: if yeh fail me aginneh, it will be exshtremely painful FOR YOU..."
>Credits roll
How would you react /tv/?
>>61914630
But what if it doesn't flop?
>>61915033
But le rayciss white ppl be shootin up theaters nd shit, even though guncrime is disproportionately black.
>>61915087
And then you look up the statistics of black shooting crimes vs white shooting crimes.
>>61915062
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_scream
Educate yourself you fucking pleb
>>61914894
>calls others cucks
>Literally worships niggers
This is what cucks actually believe
>>61914515
I think the set will be 349$ and 400$ in Canada but basically yeah.
> this shitty trailer still isn´t out
Just release it Disney you fucks. I remember when advertising shit was done with some sense behind it. Like releasing a trailer before the tickets become available to impress everyone with the laggy servers. It clearly isn´t necessary but getting plastered with non-news of 4 second bits from the trailer etc. every hour is just pure boring.
>>61915049
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>61914941
>Saladin Ahmed
opinion discarded
>>61915093
Does he get to bring friends?
>>61912656
YOU JUST KNOW
>>61914364
Rush
Fool
Pass
>>61914994
Why would a shooter want to watch a movie if they intend to shoot up the theater? That would be silly.
>all these stickies
I thought the mods couldn't get any worse.
>>61915093
>Credits roll
>,,some folks are born'' starts palying
Reminder that #BoycottStarWarsVII is done by JJ to promote his movie
>>61915163
You might be too autistic to handle the bantz properly
>>61912279
10 EST. So, around 3 for you.
>>61915129
Again, btfo
>boycottstarwars
>boyega has right know a bath in his millions while fucking daisy in the ass
>>61912388
YOU JUST KNOW
>Jon Boyega scene
>Can I Get a Woop Woop starts playing
What did J.J mean by this?
>>61915205
>says the cuck who screams /pol/ at anyone who criticizes boyega
>>61915187
>forgetting it's JJ
>implying this won't be the end credits music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-Jq6X6p-g
>>61915192
Diffidently 0 chance it was just an autistic /pol/ stormfronter, right?
>>61915192
This
>The internet hate machine boycotts us because of koko the gorilla being cast and stronk wymynz come see our movie u shitlords
>>61912388
Damn, Boyega looks handsome in that webm
The shot where he pops up in the desert really didn't do him justice
>>61915270
Whats wrong with white nationalism?
>>61915267
I don't do that though tbh
Star Wars is just a flick
>>61909978
>>61909978
Can we get a meme sticky?
Will we get more High Ground fight scenes, or did the art die with Obi Wan?
>>61910050
Rey-Ren being twins makes a ton of sense.
>>61915192
Careful anon, that way lies madness!
>>61915213
Glad to know Disney hates Africans and Europeans.
>mods finally listening to us and giving us quarantines for this garbage and horror
>hiro considering to remove being able to post from a mobile network
>a star wars quarantine board could happen
>/film/ might happen if theres a bit for demand for it from other boards
it's been a bad 7 years for this board, things are finally working out for us friends
>>61915319
but you can't make fun of it though because that's STORMFRONT!
>>61915302
Nothing, you defensive cock sucking nigger. I'm saying there's a strong chance it was just /pol/ storm kiddie for the dank meme race war XDDD and not some super Jew plot.
>>61915319
Vader told Luke that Obi-Wan had taught him well, and then Luke won that fight by utilizing the high ground.
Maybe Luke will teach the High Ground style to the new generation.
>Poe and other pilots get in xwings to launch
>friendly banter between them all to hide fear
>ships launching
>"It Ain't Me" starts playing
>>61915372
Was there really a big demand for a horror sticky? Literally the only horror I've seen people posting about lately is that Eli Roth flick. Almost every other horror movie has been ignored by /tv/.
>>61915205
Poor bantz laddy
>>61914994
lmao
>>61912916
Asuka a shit
Rei is forever the best, Asuka is a meme anime character for fat otaku losers who couldn't handle how Rei won Evangelion in the original
>>61915390
so show conclusive proof that it is "muh ebil nazis", find the /pol/ thread organising it
>You cucks are actually going to pay to watch the pic related animal have an inter-racial romance with the attractive White female.
What a bunch of faggots. God damm the Jews in Hollywood are laughing their asses off at White men.
>>61915472
fuck off to pol
>>61915424
when we get closer to halloween yea
too many threads asking questions you can quickly get answers to from google
The new trailer better have some new John Williams music.
Easily the best thing of the prequels and probably also for these upcoming movies. Although this movie feels nothing other than a nostalgia galore with hardly any new ideas.
>>61910037
>"Good boy!"
This literally gay.
>>61915459
https://twitter.com/DarklyEnlighten
>>61914027
Sheev rockin those 80's pads.
>>61915497
>halloween
Ah, fuck somehow forgot.
>>61915472
Is that sweat on his stormtrooper suit?
FUCK IMAX SYDNEY, IT'S BEEN 33 MINUTES LOAD YOUR SITE
#boycottstarwarsvii is totally a real thing. totally not manufactured to create racism controversy to promote the movie and at the same time make fun of white people.
>>61915493
>not even denying it
fucking cuck
>>61915540
>couldn't even post the "evil nazis /pol/ thread"
can you do anything right?
>>61915459
>Reading comprehension
What's you dysfunction, child? I was not implying there was a set plan or gathering, just the autistic entertainment of a /pol/ denizen. It wouldn't be the first weak race bait to happen on twitter either.
>>61915540
>https://twitter.com/DarklyEnlighten
He literally said nothing wrong
NIGGERSSSSSSSS
LETS GO FOR THE 5000 REPLIESSSS
DO YOURRR BEST
> There is a generation of kids who grew up watching DVDs where Greedo shoots first.
>>61914364
passion malice fool...
>>61915540
>>61915594
>>61915613
Replying to each other.
>>61915587
You fags have been bitching about how non-white this new SW is, and the moment your views are broadcasted beyond the echo chamber, you're all quick to to say "bu bu bu but Jew conspiracy marketing plot!" to try in vain to wash away any connection to this.
>>61915472
>being this fanny flustered that black people are an accepted part of society.
Somebody feels threatened.
Is it actualy going online 1.30am GMT (britbong time) or 2am ?
>TFW HAVE TO BE UP FOR WORK AT 7.30AM BUT WANT TO WATCH THIS SHIT TRAILER JUST FOR THE HYPE TBH
TRAILER WHEN?
>>61915493
KEK, does't even deny it.
You actually want to pay to watch some disgusting looking ape creature have mu dik with the White girl, and you get butthurt when someone calls you out on how pathetic it makes you.
I really hope you are not White.
>>61915649
>wash away any connection to this.
Thats because it wasn't us
If it was then it would be the best way to keep people like you off of our board
>>61915666
Just watch it in the morning, you dumb fucking cunt.
>>61914364
>Rage Art Maniac
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>61915649
>supporting non whites
white guilt faggot detected
>be American
>go to Episode VII midnight premiere
>dont get shot because white men are boycotting the movie
>>61915662
I think its more the case of the constant and never ending black male/White female race-mixing propaganda that is thrown out by the Jews in hollywood that is the issue.
You're a cuck, I get that, but there are still some White men left who don't get boners over watching human gorillas give the White girls muh dik.
>>61915700
wait so if white guys are boycotting, niggers don't care about star wars, and women don't understand it then who will be at the premier?
IT'S TREASON, THEN...
>>61914364
>Passion Sun Hate
k
>>61915686
Of course you would deny it was "you" Even you idiots here realize how stupid this sounds to the general public.
>>61915666
i thought it was at 4am or in about 5 and a half hours
>>61915690
have to witness the immediate reaction here fam
>>61915700
>not some loner driven to insanity by JJ's lens flare and lucas' poetry
Fools, Anakin had the higher ground all along.
>>61915736
Cuckolds.
>>61915686
You know the activities of every sperg on /pol/? Sasuga shitposter-kun.
Who /Redwood/ here
>>61915736
The Chinese which is pretty much all you need.
Are there any black people (or niggers as i like to call them) here who hate Boyega?
I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT
>>61915766
>have to witness the immediate reaction here fam
Why?
Are you some kind of teenager looking for the hottest new epic memes or something? Who gives a shit what other people think.
>>61915736
Asians. Who still don't have representashun so the sjws amongst them get to complain.
posting some official topless Twi'lek tittays from an old 90s Micro Machines set
>>61915372
>star wars board
nah i aint gonna do it
DUDE BEING A MODERATOR AND GETTING PAID TO MAKE STAR WARS STICKIES BY JJ "LITTLE BOYS MAKE ME HORNY" ABRAMS LMAO
>>61915771
Is that Maisie Williams on the right?
>>61911981
Saaaame
>>61915783
Id support redwhood more if he dated black women
>>61915835
DUDE DUDE LMAO LMAO
>>61915816
There were rumors about them putting Donnie Yen in one the the sequels and the guys from the Raid are in this one, I think.
>>61915771
>Fools, Anakin had the higher ground all along.
How have I never seen this before?
>>61914364
>Crush, Sin, Passion
Deus Vult
>>61915816
I would love some asian women in the new SW, even some not so women if you know what I mean.
>>61911981
>tfw no one good to vote for
>tfw can't meme vote for bloc since i live in bc
Im so happy boycottstarwarsVII is trending on twitt
>>61914099
ABSOLUTE
>>61915766
nah mate, if its 8.30pm in america (EST) then thats 1.30am uk time no ?
>>61915841
No, it's another goblin of the same species.
This one might be male, too.
#KirkShotFirst
Suck it, Star Wars.
>>61910768
It's more /tv/ than /pol/ if anything.
>>61912567
Not canon
>>61914714
Clone wars (Both the clown troopers and the CIS scum)
Ayla Secura
And most importantly Sheev.
>>61914714
Natalie Portman's sexy tight stomach in that hot white uniform from Episode II.
>>61914661
That's because you are a child.
>>61914364
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STALKER
>>61915811
id like to be here for the atmosphere
>>61915915
what? someone earlier said it was coming out at 4am britbong time
>>61915941
>Someone says something something niggers
>Someone else says says go back to /pol/
Its the same fucking people baiting each other and other retards. When will people finally realize it?
>>61916018
>meta analyzing shitposting
literally go back 2 9gag
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