>movie opens with character waking from a nightmare
>>61748357
>drenched in sweat
>movie is conceived and filmed within the timeline and space of the observable universe
>>61748420
>drenched in SWAT
>movie opens with what is clearly a dream sequence
>takes forever to reveal that it was indeed a dream
>>61748357
>movies that end with character waking up from a nightmare
>>61748469
TORETTO
>>61748478
>ends with an alarm clock
>character wakes up
>no full blown erection, crusty eyes, disheveled hair, and dry saliva stains in the corner of their mouths
Have any of you shitposted so much that you can't tell when you're normally posting and when you're shitposting? I literally can not not make a shitpost anymore no matter how hard I try. Fellow anons PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE! DO NOT FALL UNDER THIS PATH! IT WILL MAKE LIFE A LIVING HELL!
>>61748831
>saliva