Which actor is the biggest jerk, you often don't think of though.
It's Ben Stiller.
>>61708928
John Travolta often jerks me off, does that count?
C'mon dude
I'll jerk ya off
>>61708973
Ben Stiller was almost my dad. He dated my mom for a few years.
>>61708928
I've read that Tommy Lee Jones is a huge jerk somewhere, I think.
>>61708928
Met him at the tag heuer store in lima.....very cool guy and we talk a bit about good places to eat some local food
>>61709007
he ever slap her around?
>>61709007
You better post some story with that, double oh seven.
>>61708928
>jerk
>>61709164
He dated her in the late 80's to early 90's. She hasn't told me anything else, but I have a few pics of them together
>>61709269
Post them, faggot.
>>61709269
And you haven't posted them already because...
>>61709331
Let me go find them, they're lying in a Polaroid scrapbook somewhere in my garage.
>>61709269
Your dad's a cuck LOL
>>61709381
I look like my dad though (he's from Lombardy, and Ben is Jewish, and I don't look like Ben and I'm not circumcised)
>>61708928
Obviously Ryan Gosling. I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>61709432
well memed, friend
>>61709359
As usual, nobody ever delivers.
>>61708928
COME ON DUDE
>>61708928
C'MON
>>61709007
right, except you wouldn't exist at all, but other than that, ben stiller would be your dad anon
>I met Russell Crowe at a hotel/restaurant I worked in. A little while later he came back and smacked my co-worker upside the head with the landline telephone he’d ripped out of the wall in his room, because it wasn’t working properly. Russell Crowe got arrested, went on Letterman and apologized, and settled out of court with my pal for about $100,000
>>61710368
COME ON DUDE
>>61709432
>catch my self saying infetterence IRL
>>61710368
Can you blame Travolta? That dude has a big dick face.
>>61709432
>I was working cleaning Regis Philbin’s pool. He belittled me, yelled at me, and acted like a douche the whole time. At one point he asked me if I was thirsty, and before I could answer he yelled WELL YOU CAN’T HAVE MY LEMONADE and sat down in a chair, drinking lemonade, and watched me work. Complaining that I wasn’t fast enough the entire time
>>61710548
>>>/reddit/
