> hacker
> taps madly on keyboard
> bites lip
> three dimensional image filled with floating shapes appears on screen
> "I'm in!"
https://youtu.be/aApTVqeGJMw
Fucking christ
>I need 10 minutes!
>You've got 5!
>second person runs in and starts madly tapping on the same keyboard alongside them
>hacks faster
>>55546560
kek are you talking about that one cop drama episode? I cant remember the name or the clip
>>55546639
ncis
ABOUT TO SEE A BUBBLE POP in Si-fi with the first over saturation of Star Wars. Too many films in too few years. Part of the appeal of Star Wars was that there were so few films, so they were a big event. The nerds could get expanded universe stuff if they wanted to, but that was for the hardcore nerds. The general public went for just the big films. Now there's gonna be a film a year for decades. Every character will get a spin off. The new generation of younglings will see Star Wars as Disney tier childrens shit.
Star Wars will collapse and we will see a new era of Sci-fi for Adults.
>>55546639
>>55546667
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
>I have good news and bad news
> that was the good news
He's wired in!
That's a big code
>>55546560
>Mr. Soldier who's obviously smarter than all the greasy nerds in the world and has life experience smugly pulls out the power cord for the client the IT guys are counter-hacking on
>somehow this stops the hacker, even though the servers are still powered up.
>also what is UPS
>hamfisting random keys on keyboard
>window pops up saying "WELCOME"
>"I'm in!"
>>55546998
The show's audience are self righteous baby boomers who need to be reassured that their practical thinking is still more valuable than kids these days and their technobabble. The show gives them what they want by pretending that unplugging their monitor would somehow stop the guy from remotely hacking their server.
>>55546338
It would be too uneventful if it was actual hacking. No one wants to watch a background buffer overflow.
>>55547152
A lot of these shows are written to make old people feel like they understand young people things while also making them feel superior for being older.
In this example, the two caricatures of young people do what old people think young people do: pound quickly on keyboards while shouting computer jargon. Hack! Node! Encryption! CODE! They are smart but baffled. Like the old people watching the show, they are confused by the technology things shouting at them.
Luckily, an old person is there to step in and save the day. How? Not by being smarter at the technology things than the young people but by employing ol' fashioned common sense. I.e., he unplugs the stupid technology thing that is causing all the problems. Yay old people!
And now a commercial for Metamucil Brand Life Insurance .
>>55547223
>stealing youtube comments
Pathetic.
>>55547223
>caricatures of young people
Post yfw you realise the actress playing the goth bitch is a 46 year old named Paul.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauley_Perrette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE
isolate the node
>>55547495
You didn't even read the thread, did you?
>awwww whuwuzzat
>>55547495
Does these actors realize how ridiculous this looks?
>>55547495
This clip was already posted and half the thread is talking about it. Congratulations, you won.
>>55546401
I wish someone would do this in a movie followed by "well then its not going to get done is it asshole? If it could be done in 5 I would have told you 5. Its not as if I would intentionally spread the 5 minutes work over 10 minutes in a situation like this. You've got me because im the best. if you want to do it yourself then go ahead. fuck you, you ungrateful bitch"
>>55546731
This is a joke, right?
>>55547840
Okay okay.. you've got 10..geeezum.
>10 meg pipe
>MaxDestructo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ZYVt8tmPc
>>55547891
Actually it is, writers purposefully make anything tech-related moronic just to troll nerds and anyone else who gets it. Pretty sure there's actually a competition going on to see how retarded they can make a hacking/computer-centric scene inbetween writers in hollywood. It's their own little in-joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqjoSfDKnEQ
>>55547840
pretty sure it happened before just that its built up slightly different
based ncis btfoing nerds
>HE'S GOT LEVEL 10 SECURITY
>.....
>Good thing i'm a level 11 hacker
>>55546338
this reminds me of pic related
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/m3qHepWxn-k
>"It's a 16-bit encryption"
>"that's IMPOSSIBLE... unless...."
>>55547840
>SJW plays in an action movie
>>55546560
shut up weeaboo faggot
>>55546338
Woah, hey guys! Welcome to EB Games!
>>55548708
>"It's a 16-bit encryption"
>"that's IMPOSSIB...
>female hacker: done
>>55548726
Okay, sorry.
dumb frogposters
>>55548449
kek
>>55548191
Dat nigga hacking into the fifth dimension.
>>55548774
>a group of the best hackers in the world couldn't get through this military grade protection
>female hacker: that's because they didn't have me
>"We need this guy, hes a hacking legend, hes the only one who can break into their system."
>12 year old black kid
>>55549005
>go to hunt him down
>find his house
>his mom answers the door
>>55549005
What does being black matter her?
Somebody post the webm of Dexter using the computer to match Saxon with the photo of him as a kid in season 8.
>>55547840
>not padding your estimates so you look like a wizard when you actually get it done in the shortened timeframe
Laddie...
>>55549005
>>55549002
>>55549055
>"HES UPSTAIRS ON HIS ADDING MACHINE PLAYING NINTENDO, NOT GOING TO GET HIM ANYWHERE IN LIFE I KEEP TELLIN' HIM"
>protagonist look at teach other
>cue for audience laughter
>>55549055
>she's white
>>55549064
because black coders don't exist, let alone genius ones
While we're at it why don't we post some proper hacking scenes.
GOAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51lGCTgqE_w
>>55549534
Because it's the only believable scene ever made.
>>55549055
>they go upstairs to his bedroom
>the door is already open and he's playing an Xbox game and eating Cheetos
>"THIS is the elite hacker we're looking for?"
>>55549821
>He turns and looks at them
>Yells at his mom for letting them in
>His mom wants to make them all sandwiches
>>55549853
I thought this thread was supposed to be about dumb cliches, not awsome cliches?
>There's an electronic lock on the door, and it's one of the newest on the market, completely unhackable
>Give me your phone
>Opens it up, messes with it and ends up hacking the door or whatever
>>55546398
>obvious hexidecimal numbers
>lines up to spell out a word
>a word that starts with G
>>55550083
That doesnt happen
give 2 examples of that exact scenario.
>character is from lebanon
>explains that they are lebanese
>another character mistakes "lebanese" for "lesbian"
>A beautiful, yet recluse hacker.
>>55549853
>"I don't wanna help"
>"be a nice guy young man"
>"ok mom what do you need"
>"we need you to find the digital signature of this person . every info that the NSA have is in this flash drive"
>"no need i already have access to NSA data base"
>the two agent look at each other .
>>55547990
>you hold the high score in virtually every Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game
mf is somewhere between this...
>>55546401
>You need to be original
>just repost my shit up
>>55550577
...and this
>>55547840
Which is your favorite DBZ character?
I ask because you type like a fucking autist.
>>55550682
It's the guy that fucks the other guy lmao thanks doctor
>>55548191
at least they went all out and tried to make the boring scripting that happens in actual code entertaining
>>55546731
>is that a videogame?
might as well be
>>55549526
wil.i.am from black eyed peas apparently went to school for coding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZflD3ql3zo
there is a gapping void for black coders.
>>55548572
>repeating letters on the keyboard
>sips coffee smugly
damn that's good stuff
>how long until you fix it?
>aww jeeze, with the oscillating crembulations and the state of the wembongo drives-
>in siamese please doc
>we're looking at least ten thousand years
>you have 9 seconds
>I'll do it in 4.5
You know whats worse than the way hollywood portrays hacking?
People complaining about it.
Real hacking is incredibly fucking boring. Hours of hours of looking at code and assembling your own to navigate the loopholes and security oversights is not very screen friendly.
Someone mashing at a computer for a few minutes while SHIT HAPPENS looks much better on screen.
>>55548191
they're just playing SNES Starfox
>>55547223
and just as i was beging to worry about my current covage
>picks up corded phone>>55547223
>>55549055
and his dogs dring the car
>WHO IS THIS MAN!>>55549055
>>55551162
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>55546684
> Star Wars will collapse and we will see a new era of Sci-fi for Adults.
There is no "Sci-fi for Adults". There is sci-fi for children and for manchildren, and that's it.
>>55551263
You can say this about pretty much anything. I work in a pathology lab and it isn't anywhere as interesting as diagnostics on House was made out to be. Its just the doctors looking at slides all day.
>>55551943
Man even being paid for it watching Sliders all day must be painful.
>>55550682
Not him but I was thinking about the DBZ movie Lord slug when I read his post and now your post.
