When will Baneposting die?
If I save that webm would you die?
It became immortal today anon
its coming back in a big way since that plane crash
german wings code name 4U
crashed near a place called LE BAINS
this pizza shop is in the same town as where the plane crashed
https://www.google.ca/maps/@45.692851,5.896183,3a,77.3y,103.22h,79.83t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1swEdsikz7bRJS3tJMvBc56Q!2e0
>>54699111
nice triples
It was agonizing then this shit happened.
>tfw brendanposting already died
>>54699111
Don't forget the restaurant named LE FOR YOU which has a store with a fedora on the window next to it.
>>54699111
A picture of some of the events.
baneposting has manifested itself into reality
It shall live forever
Bundeswehr currently searching his PC
If they find 4chan in his search history I'm serious when I say I will probably die form laughing.
>>54699111
The most embarrasing thing was the Daily Mail literally baneposting on that article
>that shit got a sticky, O'Toole didn't
>>54699222
oh he definitely has a bane folder
>>54699151
Shit. Here's an updated vesion from the last thread.
https://archive.moe/tv/thread/44510024
>predicted a year ago
Star Wars Posting dealt it a pretty hefty blow.
Episode VII, or maybe even Jurassic World, should do it in.
>>54699267
Still needs the daily mail article
>>54699151
>>54699269
he became a pilot for the sole purpose of crashing a 4U plane with no survivors
Nolan's done it again
>>54699269
>>54699179
this is actually true to an extent, google Egregore
>Egregore (also egregor) is an occult concept representing a "thoughtform" or "collective group mind", an autonomous psychic entity made up of, and influencing, the thoughts of a group of people.
>>54699045
We will destroy 4chan and then, when it is done and /tv/ is...ashes... then baneposting has my permission to die
>>54699269
>>54699338
>baneposter crashes a plane
>baneposter manipulates the news
Holy shit, it's fight club.
BRAVO NOLAN
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>>54699338
Truly I orgasm whenever I see this meme in the news or in small, niche forums.
seriously guys, what if he was a baneposter and took it too far?
what the fuck do we do?
>>54699111
>le for yoo
this can't be happening!
>>54699507
make sure the fire rises brother
>>54699269
>https://archive.moe/tv/thread/44510024
holy fuck. i dont know whats happening.
>>54699151
This stopped being funny after 30 minutes, fuck ogg faggot
>>54699507
No one person can control it now. Just laugh.
>>54699507
He had a mental illness. There's nothing you can do except meme or cry.
It's already dead don't let the autists fool you
>inb4 hothead or some other retarded response
>>54699450
You meanFlight Club
>>54699570
>>54699267
>>54699151
Oh fuck Baneposting has transcended to nxt lvl
Are other boards even trying?
>>54699570
HOTHEADS GET OUT
the monkey was the best actor in that skit jesus christ
>>54699450
Jesus Christ just how big is this shit?
>>54699269
What in the actual fuck, why did that thread crashed with no responses?
>>54699570
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>54699269
What exactly am I supposed to be seeing here?
>>54699338
>>54699269
>>54699267
>God is a Baneposter
>>54699570
get this hothead outta here
>>54699507
Now is not the time for fear brother, that comes later.
>>54699563
>not multitasking
>>54699507
It doesn't matter who he was,
What matters is our plan.
>>54699045
when block ISP ban
>>54699570
>god is the biggest baneposter
>baneposting is dead
top kek. god's wrath will smite you soonhothead
>>54699269
wait
waaaaait
what the fuck
I'm legit scared of this meme now.
>>54699626
It's a big conspiracy.
>>54699675
Calm down anon, now's not the time for fear.
That comes later!
Guys do you think it's possible...is this all a coincidence or could this guy really have committed suicide by baneposting?
>>54699698
Way too many "coincidences"
Newer version.
>>54699698
the fire rises anon
>>54699698
Just think about it, if baneposting never existed, 150 people would still be alive
>>54699746
Almost comprehensible. Just needs to lose the /v/ aesthetic.
>>54699779
don't fool yourself, this is all on Nolan
>there is a higher power in this world
>and he's a baneposter
>>54699783
I didn't put it together. I just added the new bits.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>54699807
Where did he actually crash. All I know is somewhere in the Alps.
>>54699338
>>54699151
No fucking way.
Are baneposts being deleted? I can't find anything on it, no discussion.
Is 4chan going on lockdown mode?
Does anyone remember when Nolan predicted sandy hook?
>>54699807
LE FOR YOU
>>54699807
What the fuck, it never ends.
>>54699852
Baneposting is out greatest institution.
plese explain what the fuck banepostnig means
>>54699896
>banepostnig
when bane post a nig an yo squad back u up
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BANEPOSTING TORE OPEN THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY?
Like, idk maybe the pilot posted on /tv/ or MAYBE BaneGuy4u got so built up in our collective consiousness that it would manifest itself in the physical world, or idk im really high right now.
I can't fucking believe someone actually put that in an article
Baneposting has taken over the world, hotheads be damned
There's no fucking way he wasn't a Baneposter, no damn way.
What happens when the Germans are done looking through his computer and find out that he was Baneposting in his freetime?
>>54699746
Needs the DailyMail screen cap too.
>>54699338
why was that a sticky?
>>54699852
>>54699959
>yfw they found a bane shrine and his posts from here
I'd bet 10000$ that this is the optimal flight choice for maximizing baneposting.
http://www.nationsonline.org/oneworld/IATA_Codes/airport_code_list.htm
BCN is just about as close as you can get to BANE. Yes the C doesn't fit but there's no BAN and BNE is in AUSTRALIA.
>4U
>9525
>le Bains
This fufills 3 criteria. Adding this fact makes 4.
I'm almost certain you can't make 3, or even 2 of them, leaving from BNE. Hell maybe you can't even get 1 (not counting BNE)
Therefore we meet 4 bane criteria with
>BCN
>4U
>9525
>le Bains
>5 if you count the pilot being a manlet
So how much does the rest of the internet know about baneposting?
My thread gets deleted while a shitposting thread gets 80 replies?
FUCK YOU MODS
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>>54700021
When /tv/ raided that reddit AMA.
If everyone died a fiery death, does that make them all hotheads?
>>54699986
Because it was fucking unbelievable, baneposting transcended time and space and became the world's best meme
baneposting will probably be explained to the public as a fetish, rather than the dankest meme that ever was or will be
Another hundred deaths attributed to TDKR as well
>>54700037
F O R Y O U
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>>54699267
You forgot theres a cafe called Le For You 150 km away from the wreckage and 150 people died.
never forget, /tv/
we lost one of our own
for a good cause? probably not
>>54699986
>why did a supernatural event forged by a 4chan consensus-mind get a sticky?
You're just mad that whatever meme you couldn't force didn't materialize like ours did.
>>54700112
Why is 150 significant?
>>54699269
IT WAS LOVE ALL ALONG
this world is amazing and beautiful
>>54700004
Has someone confirmed the 9525th frame thing?
>>54700150
Its the temperature at which fire rises
BRAVO NOLAN
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Do we have a theory about this? I MEAN YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>54700181
add this and the LE FOR YOU thing to the compilation
>>54699924
>>54700150
150 people died and 150 kilometers from the crash is a cafe called le for you, it explains itself.
>>54700141
Somewhere in the world, there's a bald man and a frog knowing each other's feels.
>>54700201
Bravo Nolan
>>54700175
assuming 24 fps, that's like 6 1/2 minutes in so it sounds plausible
>>54700195
This.
now please someone help me I'm scared
>>54700201
It's like poetry.
Why do we continue to let this mass murderer walk free?
>>54700258
He is trying to warn us. From the fifth dimension.
Using gravity. To bring down planes.
>>54700258
the biggest murderer since the silent era
bane backwards = ANEB
>Aneb-Hetch (White Walls, also Inbu-Hedj, White fortress) was one of 42 nomes (administrative division) in Ancient Egypt. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aneb-Hetch
Is it just a coincidence?
If Baneposting did this, what other /tv/ memes will alter reality soon?
>>54699151
Holy shit its true for the daily mail
If its really his house, i dont belong to this reality anymore
>>54700277
WHAT'S UNDER THE X?
>>54700276
So Nolan's crashed three planes with no survivors and there's no signs that he'll stop?
What's his end game?
>>54700292
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>54699936
On /tv/ baneposting
>>54700304
The next step of the master plan, of coursh
>>54700292
Brendan Fraser's suicide confirmed
>>54700292
there are no other memes like Baneposting. Nothing will ever come close.
>>54700276
>bane backwards = ANEB
niqqa wut?
Am I being memed?
Bane backwards = ENAB
>>54700292
I expect something horrible happening when Avatar 2 is released.
>>54700150
>150
Checked
>>54700277
>drawing weird shit on the map
>thanks to baneposting now you know that there are mystic forces in this planet
>>54700276
Bena Posting
>>54700292
None of them.
>we finally discover that memes really are the DNA of the soul and we can do anything by having a collective group believe in something enough
>we use this power to banepost irl
>>54700277
>mfw under the X lies the location of the LHC
oh fuck
where are these "pilot forums" as alluded to in the dailymail article?
>>54700187
It's magic. When performed deliberately, you don't even need as many people as there are Baneposters. Crash the plane inside your mind.
http://asounder.org/resources/morrison.pdf
>>54700385
CHAOS
>>54700334
>Enab (Persian: اعناب, also Romanized as Eʿnāb; also known as Eman Āb-e Qadīm, Eman Āb, and Īmanāb-e Qadīm)[1] is a village in Qurigol Rural District, in the Central District of Bostanabad County, East Azerbaijan Province, Iran. At the 2006 census, its population was 438, in 77 families.[2]
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!
>>54700150
>150
This is getting 2deep4me
This plague- the baneposting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.
>>54700366
This shit is unreal, seriously the collective unconscious must actually exist. That or solipsism and this is all a huge fucking joke to God somewhere.
>>54700112
How do coincidences like this even happen? Unreal.
>>54700150
Well you tell me
>>54700366
>implying it doesn't prove that our world is a simulation
>>54700394
A Vietnamese basket weaving website
>>54699344
I think its obvious Lubitz was a baneposter. I wonder how long he had been planning this, setting it up so he would be on flight 4U, presumably with some big guys, flying over Le Bains, with a master plan of crashing a plane with no survivors.
>>54700385
That's in Switzerland
>>54700419
Why contain it?
>>54699807
Fuuuck it really exists
>>54700402
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis
The Middle East truly is the meme region.
>>54700402
>>54700150
I think checking your post number might help you understand
the thing controlling our universe simulation likes to put little easter eggs in for us sometimes
Anyone got a link to that one video where it gets all trippy and the plane like goes through a portal or some shit.
what are the chances that 2deep4u experts start to explain this event by linking it to /tv/?
>>54700430
I think it has to have been around a year after seeing this post. It might even be him
>>54699269
>>54700419
contain it? Its time for the whole world to help start the fire!
>>54700150
What the fuck?!
>>54699845
Digne-les-Bains
>>54700470
https://youtu.be/kVkv3F3tfsY
>>54700473
I'd say 100% because it's already habbening
>>54700150
>mfw completely missed it the first time
REALITY?
>>54700292
>our love of Baneposting transcended time and space
Next up: fat ogre shits.
>>54700150
the end is near
>>54699269
How was this even found?
>>54700150
Holy shit
>>54699338
Oh boy, the quote is still there. But further down the page.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3012937/Germanwings-pilot-Andreas-Lubitz-28-praised-exceptional-flying-skills-rising-star-fleet.html
DAILY REMINDER THAT BANEPOSTING IS THE ONE THING THAT TRANSCENDS TIME AND SPACE
NOLAN WARNED US AND ONLY 4CHAN LISTENED
>>54700467
>implying this post isn't my controller actively disrupting my consciousness simulation to fuck with me and see if i can recognize i am living through a mass delusion or not
>>54700150
And this is the yearly sacrifice that we must carry since the AMA, Just wait to the next year, It'll probably be happen in Spain
>>54700150
>150
all of this is happening because ww3 is coming and the world is going to end soon. it's the universe fucking with us, because there isn't much time left anyway.
>>54700473
>mfw they are reading this thread RIGHT NOW
Just when you though baneposting was dead then this happens.
>>54700563
almost as if it was a master plan
>>54700559
>>54700509
what? sauce?
>>54700150
>150
I'm scared.
>>54700201
I still don't get the significance of 150. Fire clearly rises above 150 deg C.
>you were alive to witness the Golden Age of Baneposting
>>54700150
>150
>>54700545
No... Baneposting seems to be growing exponentially... The AMA was baby shit compared to this. Baneposting has taken the lives of 150 people... the only logical next step, is a dictator of sorts coming to power named bane, who uses kamikaze strategies to take out U.S ships, and eventually in a flight they will attempt to capture him and then all die in a huge accident over a city. He will leave behind a death count of over 170,000
mark my words, screencap this post, this will ALL HAPPEN by the end of 2016
>>54700277
Somebody get on google maps and find out what's under that x
>>54700150
What other powers can we awaken?
>>54699267
I think you should add
>>54700112
and
>>54700150
It's a sign people
>>54700150
>tfw when you can feel a shudder as the universe begins to stir into wakefulness
THE LEVIATHAN RISES
>World is a simulation
>Certain strings of conversations are extracted to be used as a basis for world events
>Baneposting has been done so frequently it slipped into the collection system
It all makes sense.
>>54700150
this confirms that God is real and that he hates us
>>54700150
>>54700150
This can't be happening
Is TDKR an unrecognised masterpiece?
Think about it. It spurred that guy to shoot up a movie theater. It lured /tv/ into making it part of our fucking culture, it is permanent. And now this. Is the film insidious? Has it seeped into global consiousness, infecting the unwitting? Was the pilot Nolan's Manchurian Candidate?
>>54700676
Or maybe this simulation is based around you or I. It takes what's relevant to our lives for example baneposting and uses it to finish the simulation.
It finds a means to an end through your common experiences.
>>54700629
reddit, please go.
>>54700698
Fucking retard
>>54700658
4u
Never
>>54700150
STOP IT, /TV/!!! You've gone to far. You're meddling with forces beyond your control!
>>54700693
TDKR was cursed the moment ledger died.
look at the path of destruction its left behind, the proof is undeniable.
>>54700721
reddit pls go
>>54700722
>tfw my net is throttled tonight so I can hardly save any of this OC
just crash my plane already
>>54700693
>not knowing about Sandy Hook
>not living life according to the Big Guy
>>54700150
The number mason, what do they mean?
>>54700150
>>54700722
No one can deny the power of advanced memeing now.
>>54700741
He was the calf on the altar of destruction
>>54700150
>>54700179
Fuuck you can't make this shit up
>>54700150
Ladies and gentlemen we have just lost cabin pressure.
>there was no response from the cockpit where Lubitz was supposedly inside
WHAT IF HE WASN'T EVEN IN THERE ANYMORE
>>54699045
When you become a big guy, for yourself.
>>54700722
add the image of the cafe
>>54700767
>>>/school/ for science class.
>>54700693
>yfw the pilot was a baneposter
>he was waiting until he was assigned flight 4U
>he specifically crashed the plane in les bains, in a town that has a bar called "le for you"
>he ensured there would be no survivors
>nothing, he said nothing
>it would've only taken one person with the right planning to orchestrate such a large number of coincidences
>he was already going to kill himself, he just decided to do it in style in service to baneposting
All joking aside, what if baneposting really DID kill all those people?
>>54700773
>Lubitz is Bane
>his master plan is not yet complete
>>54700150
I'm out
>>54699507
if anything it was a hothead and at least he's outta here now
>>54700756
>mfw playing black ops
>mfw can't stop thinking about bane for some reason
holy shit man
No other bard can match our meming. We've transcended this board into reality
we are the memesters of the universe.
>>54700150
Do any of you naysayers still believe it's a coincidence?
>>54700815
you forgot the carlos image...
>>54700150
WHAT THE FUCK
>this thread
I'm convinced baneposting will never die
This is getting out of control. What /x/ only dreams of of, /tv/ lives it.
>>54700779
>>54700773
But wouldn't they expect a body?
>mfw the other pilot was his brother they found in the wreckage
>>54700150
CHAOS MAGIC.
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WITH THOUGHT ENTITIES, MANIFESTING THEM IN REALITY THROUGH CONSTANT MEMEWORSHIP.
STOP NOW.
>>54700150
So much OC
3 three years and Baneposting still delivering
I am proud /tv/
>>54700864
this will only make it bigger, it's no longer a meme, this is history, legend and myth.
truly, these are dark times.
http://www.globalresearch.ca/armed-volunteer-battalions-heading-for-kiev/5438980
UKRAINE NEO-FASCIST PARAMILITARIES PREPARING TO OVERTHROW UKRAINIAN GOVERNMENT. WW3 IS IMMINENT. THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. ITS HAPPENING!
>>54700773
>Robin said Lubitz could be heard breathing right up until the point of impact.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/26/germanwings-flight-4u9525-deliberately-flown-into-mountain-says-prosecutor
>>54700150
Please help
>>54700909
It was a big day
>>54700909
Meanwhile Sheev posting is dead
>star wars fags still thinking they are relevant
>>54700150
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/explainer/2012/06/ray_bradbury_death_does_paper_really_burn_at_451_degrees_fahrenheit_.html
"Although paper ignites at around 480 degrees Fahrenheit, it gets far hotter once it's burning. The temperature at the center of a paper fire is 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit"
1,500 degrees Fahrenheit
1,500
150
The fire rises.
When will the sun cease to shine?
>>54700914
Baneposting is clearly a religion, and I am one of its big guys
Link to dailymail article pls
>>54700150
Overrated post
>>54700918
Add in ISIS and North Korea. Holy shit this may be the end just because of baneposting
how many more will baneposting claim before it ends
>>54700945
The sun would get fucking crashed with no survivors thanks to the Baneverse.
>>54700940
for you
>>54700277
There's nothing special apart from a geological formation that somewhat reminds me of where Bane first spoke... a hill to the west of the plane, a meadow underneath.
Oh God.
>>54700918
A neofascist paramilitary group is going to overthrow an illegitimate neofascist government
ok
>>54700918
>They do it for free
A lot of loyalty for hired guns
>yfw you realized Baneposting is the ultimate 4chan meme to end all memes and no other board or meme can compare
We /baneverse/ now
>>54699111
Don't forget the Marseilles Prosecutor is called "Bryce Robin"
>Robin
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/germanwings-plane-crash-watch-astonishing-5404816
Just found in my folder a file by the name
QUICK POST
>yfw you were born in time to see baneposting manifest in real life
>>54701019
apart from the /b/ classics that transcended 4chan, yes
>>54700876
Still missing the dailymail
And this >>54700181
Keep up the good work, big guy.
I sometimes think if /v/ had taken itself less seriously and embraced a meme such as baneposting it might've been a better board.
>>54701029
>hothead prosecutor called robin
god fucking dammit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525
>Survivors
>0
>>54700277
Someone should go to Castellane since it's in the intersection and find out the end of the puzzle
>>54701029
>Bruce
>Robin
What happens when unix timestamp reaches 150 trillion?
I think something BIG
>>54700292
Anna Kendrick will buy a pet rat or mouse or act as a rat or mouse in a movie.
Brendon Fraser will keep aging rapidly.
Abatap will be cast in the role of an na'vi extra in the new Avatar movies.
The new Star Wars movies will be ruined, someone will find a way.
>>54699045
Am I wrong in saying this is one of the funniest things ever recorded? It's so purely hilarious, no context is needed, it's just a dog doing something really fucking funny.
>>54700831
>Check on /tv/ years ago
>Its nothing but vaguely styled CP threads and foot fetish threads
>Check on /tv/ the past few months
>Dank memes, egregore creating and even decent movie discussion
Best board 2015 no doubt. /sp/ needs to step up its game.
