ITT: Movies you forgot exist
I saw this with a girl I liked and a friend who was cucking me,
>>54658409
I saw that too in the cinema with a girl and a buddy.
>>54658370
I've never seen so many elderly people and families with little kids walk out of a theater.
>>54658690
they must have been retarded
>>54658558
I saw it in the cinema with my two best guy friends ^-^
2 hours of JL crying. This movie could be done in 30 min.
>>54658370
>i will randomly turn this movie on and send a picture of a really gay part via snapchat to my friends
>mfw one of them told me they opened it in public and some stranger saw it
>>54658690
>>54658797
Yeah...how did they not know what they were getting into. I think this is made up.
I love that brief scene when Harrison Ford tells him to fuck off.
I watched it with my parents
>>54658370
how would i post a movie that i forgot exists?
Am I the only person who thinks that swinging flopping penis was the as funny as anything that's been in a movie?
>>54658820
Oh fuck i forgot i saw that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwJVguhccMc
top tier promotion
>>54659119
How could you forget a movie directed by Commander Riker?
>>54659119
That cum bum on the right is now starring Cock Starters starring my dick
>>54659119
>cuckstopers
>>54658820
I actually like this.
>>54659119
oh shit I was trying to remember the name of this just the other day
>>54658926
When I saw Kingsman, 20 minutes in I heard some guy behind me ask, "What movie is this?"
Some people are clueless.
>>54658974
exactly
>>54658370
i thought it was actually funnier than borat, but they should've known it would flop hard
Borat worked because he was dumb and innocent. Bruno's just too much of a cunt.
Spy Kids 4. 3 too.
>>54659284
This.
>>54659291
The cgi in that movie was so unbelievably crap.
this is a movie starring only ryan reynolds and the whole movie takes place inside a box he is trapped in, extremely bold for a hollywood mainstream movie
>>54659324
Why did you even watch that?
>>54659401
>human eyes shooped on a dog
Make it go away.
>>54659383
oh man Keanu was into some nasty shit wasn't he
>>54659291
What was that one which was similar about monkeys going into space to get a missing probe? An alien was using the probe to rule his planet and it got a sequel too.
It was the most god awful thing I had ever seen.
>>54659416
Tim ALLEN.
>>54658409
I saw it with this older chick and then we made out
>>54659426
2001
>>54659401
can't unsee 2 dongs hanging above the dogs nose
>>54659426
>>54659466
Wat? You must be gay or something.
By far the most forgettable capeshit movie. Its not even bad its just pointless.
Also theres about 30 animated kids movies in the past decade that are forgettable.
>>54659426
I'm >>54659324, aren't they the same movie? That shit with the monkeys and the alien is what I was thinking of.
>>54659379
It was on tv
>>54659337
Yeah, we know faggot.
>>54659555
>It was on tv
I let it slide this time pal but you better watch your step.
>>54659593I saw that too
>>54659337
The ending to this made me extremely sad.
Today I will remind them
>>54659337
I saw it. Why the fuck did that cost 2 million?
I liked how he died at the end too.
>>54659593
>ozzy osbourne
>-hey ozzy how about a bet?if i win you'll have to voice on my shitty movie!
>>54659677
That dinosaur face is dumb as fuck.
>>54659614
Why?
>>54659677
The scenes with the Carnotosaurus were 10/10
Everything else was trash
>>54658370
saw this with a closeted friend who came out a year later
>tfw unknowingly went on a gay date to see bruno
>>54659677
GOAT Disney World ride.
Meh at best movie.
>>54659677
>>54659677
How the fuck was the CGI so good?
>>54659677
>>54659754
Samefag. Stop posting scenes from the same movie twice.
>>54659716
Tv made me do it
>>54659677
>>54659474
No one can forget this movie. It's one of the biggest flops in history.
>>54659677
I love this movie and will never forget it existed. I think I still have the hand puppet happy meal toy you could get when that movie came out
>>54658985
i thought it was hilarious, over half the theatre walked out
GOAT movie you forgot existed coming through
>>54659651
I loved that film
>>54659789
Over the line. There are books and DVDs and online streams to discover. Something is fishy, I can smell it. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
>>54659763
dont even say nothin to me boy u look like a mufuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>54659807
>I think I still have the hand puppet happy meal toy you could get when that movie came out
Holy shit, those things were everywhere.
>>54659824
Does he really think that face is funny?
>>54659912
>making fun of a guy seeing his wife getting fucked by blacks
Don't kick a man when he's down...
Rekt
>>54659941
I parsed that title as "Children 5 & It" at first.
>>54659833
Honestly, I think I saw that movie on a plane, same with >>54659701
If it makes you feel better I hated the monkey movie, the gnome one was just boring. Free birds was passable.
>>54659978
....is that not what it says? someone in their art department needs to be slapped
>>54659807
>>54659860
Hand puppets? The fuck are you talking about?
I remember having one of those tho. I can't remember which was mine and which was my cousins.
>>54659291
Little monkey fella.
>>54660048
these badass things
>>54660094
Shiet I don't think we had those over here.
>>54660052
>push the left button
>>54660048
Sweet Christ I remember those
>>54660116
>>54660048
I had those exact same things. And a carnotosaurus one, that one was badass.
>>54660094
Look like bad dragon masturbation aids.
>>54660094
>>54660112
You dirty liar.
>>54660157
Until Lucy came out this was the last movie I remember seeing that used that "10% of your brain" myth.
>>54658409
I saw it with my mum and dad
Only really good for the scene where he trolls Ron Paul.
>>54659337
Fuck this movie.
>>54660167
These are all of them.
What kind of fag would take the monkey one?
I think most of these movies are forgotten for a reason. Yikes.
>>54660178
just because they were made by fisher price doesn't mean they weren't sold at mcdonalds.
http://www.amazon.com/McDonalds-Happy-Meal-Toy-Dinosaur/dp/B00E1UEHQI
>>54660191
that part with Harrison Ford was great
>And here we are with great Hollywood actor Harrison Ford!
>fuck off
I saw this opening day in theaters
>>54659383
I never forgot this one, just like how I never forgot G-Baby.
>>54659975
Is this picture implying at some point in the movie he rides the segway on water?
Was anyone else unfortunate enough to experience this?
>>54660270
Oh lel looks like Fisher Price thought the movie would be a massive success and when it wasn't they had to sell their overproduced shit to McD.
>>54660148
This and Semi-Pro. I always know they exist, and I know I've seen them each 4 times, but I cannot remember anything from either movie
>>54659239
Well the movies take so long to start you forget what movie you are going to watch.
>>54660330
lel those movies are the worst.
>>54660157
That one's really good.
DO YOU REMEMBER
>>54660270
>>54660178
>>54659677
I saw this movie in the theatre as a kid and actually really liked it at the time. Shame I forgot about it. Pretty sure I had one of the McDonald's hand puppet tie-in toys too.
>>54660148
Rogens best (and arguably only good) performance. Honestly liked it a lot more than that Paul Blart shit.
>>54658915
>>54660405
no
but thank god
i do recall some sort of gay robot
>>54660405
First one in this thread that really hit me
Luckily it sank like a brick and nobody mentions it any more
>>54660485
Is that Oblivion?
>>54660480
>gay robot
I read this post without seeing the post you were replying to and thought you were talking about Jude Law in AI: Artificial Intelligence
>>54660469
you know she actually cucks two guys at the same time
Hell
she cucks everyone!
no black people either
yet somehow she fucks everything up
what is this called
>>54660485
how can you hate Nolan's best film yet?
>>54660148
>dude blart lmao!!!
All the Sweded remember tho, the movie has reruns every christmas.
People will forget this.
>>54660519
Because the "big twist" was some of the most predictable shit I've seen on screen, and instead of acting scientific the token female scientist spent much of her part giving a bullshit impassioned speech about the "power of love"
>>54660502
had to google it to remember
i dont recall a gay robot in that movie though
>>54660566
The hell is that?
>>54659442
how does shit like this get made
>>54660320
It's certainly implying there are dolphins in the Bellagio fountain.
>>54659677
yee
Shark Tales
>>54660530
Jesus Christ Sweden
>>54660566
"From the makers of 'Dragons'"?
Did Dreamworks make a spin-off of How to Train Your Dragon called "Dragons"? I'm confused.
>>54660575
Everyone remembers this movie. Bad /=/ unpopular.
>>54660575
I watched this movie when I was 10 without any knowledge of the video game franchise it was based on and found it unironically enjoyable
If I forgets that it exist how can I post?
>>54660583
I'M BIG
YOU'RE SMALL
>>54660611
>>54660583
>>54660405
>>54659824
>>54659239
>>54658820
all great candidates
>>54660655
People want to forget bad movies
>>54660640
how can you forget christina aguilera's iconic contribution?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVlpy5USN-E
>>54660460
>go in expecting light hearted super troopers esque stoner comedy
>get dark story of drug abuse, psychosis, and abuse
God this movie was fucked HARD by its marketing people.
>>54660640
I saw this on a plane once when it was showing as the in-flight movie. It was shit.
>>54660664
I wish all remnants of this franchise were torched and erased from human memory.
>>54660569
Why do people hate the love speech so much?
Why do you want them to be boring old scientist with no sympathy?
The twist was obvious but I still liked that bit a lot, that part had a lot of tension
>>54660157
all I remember about this movie is that christopher lloyd drinks a lava lamp and that I hated it.
>>54660704
This largely forgotten movie was also mismarketed as fuck
>>54660664
But this was fun. And it had a whole tv show and also Carl too. Why would anybody have forgotten?
>>54660707
You are out of your element the show was great.
>>54660157
I was actually thinking of this movie today.
Remember how this was meant to be a trilogy?
>>54660736
I always wanted those toys.
>>54660094
Oh fug nigga you made me nostalgia
>>54658820
>>54659291
>>54659442
>>54659474
>>54659510
>>54659701
Jesus, they make so many of these animated movies that I haven't even heard of some of them now.
Selenas career is beyond dead even with this. Don't do drugs kids.
>>54660789
fuck I love this movie
>>54658370
I saw this in the theaters with a guy I cucked.
>>54660789
>forgetting this fun as fuck movie
Nigga are you serious?
>>54660736
I'll never understand how anyone can forget this movie. There's some really disturbing shit in there like Kristen Dunst getting raped by her demented Barbies.
>>54658820
>>54659291
>>54659442
>>54659510
>>54659593
>>54659912
>>54659941
>>54660583
>>54660611
>>54660640
>>54660664
Is there some sort of compilation image of all the posters of animated kids' movies that have the main character raising one eyebrow and smirking/crossing their arms smugly?
terrible CGI
>>54660736
I had the toys for this
>>54659677
This was my first DVD. I was fucking blown away.
>>54660789
Big local push around here in southeast michigan for this movie. "OMG the director is from Ann Arbor they filmed scenes here!"
>One goddamn scene in the library that could be any other library ever
Dude spent the whole movie getting his ass kicked.
>>54660815
>>54660736
they promoted it heavily through burger king.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Burger_King_products#Rodeo_cheeseburger
>>54660530
>thin white male threatened by giant bare assed man with giant cock
You don't need to tell me it's Sweden, I already knew
>>54660822
Are you a grill?
>>54660786
Movie was a bit blah but sweet Christ that cover art is horrific.
George Lopez was the villian
>>54658370
I saw this with my ex. Even though she turned away at the dick scenes and hated the movie, I had sex with her best friend as revenge.
>mfw she apologized but I still broke up with her
as if I'd let anyone cross or visually cuck me
>>54660848
Wasn't there a sequel to this that didn't even have the original voice actors in it?
>>54660642
>danish text
>sweden
>>54659510
Never even heard of it>>54660189
>>54660910
Fuck off
>>54658985
That scene made my dad hit my mom
What was the name of that movie that this surfer kid was from another planet or something and his kind was being hunted down by this guy that had these gliding monsters and the kid had a shape shifting dog that protects him?
>>54660848
Wasn't this supposed to be shit, like Terkel I Knibe?
Harry and the Hendersons
the Pagemaster
>>54660934
>From the lead animator of 'Matrix Reloaded'
>>54660947
Lilo and Stich
>>54660820
Plot was shit and I hate Adam Sandler but it had good Warner Bros. inspired animation you don't see a lot with CG crap.
>>54660952
I know someone who forgot it right away
>watching this in the living room
>dad walks in as the dick is flopping around on-screen for 30 seconds
>>54660947
Jackie Brown.
>>54660898
Literally my first waifu
>>54660971
I really really really liked this movie
>>54660971
i really like this movie
captures the spielbergian childhood well
Remember 9 or those french Mimimoi movies?
>>54660952
guy must be a george lucas tier retard irl.
>>54660829
I vaguely have flashbacks to some early morning Fox News report I saw as a child when this movie came out talking about "dangerous" toys being sold on the shelves.
I don't think I saw the actual movie until much later. All I recall was that the Doctor from Star Trek Voyager was a main character.
>>54658370
>see thread
>find bruno on netflix
>watching it
>roommate walks in during swingers party
>thinks i'm fapping
it's pretty funny though
>>54660941
What are you gonna do about it? Ya, nothing, that's what I thought
>>54660820
Didn't Genndy Tartakovsky agree to do this and some Popeye movie everyone will forget because Sony promised a third film where he has the creative control?
>>54660786
thank you, I was wondering what that childhood movie that was not Treasure Planet was.
It's been in my head for years but I could never find it
>The Witches
>The Little vampire
Brings back memories
>>54660952
Oh, hey /int/.
>>54660971
Monster House was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHWo7QJbZyI
>>54660887
>>54660786
>Titan A.E.
>Blah
It was a pretty solid epic space fantasy, and the animation is some of the best in the western world. It's actually better to watch as a young adult than as a child, though.
One of my favorites, to be honest.
Remember the direct to video animated sequel to Kangaroo Jack?
>>54660606
>It'll be like A Christmas Story, but for Easter!
It actually made decent money, too. http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=ihop.htm
>>54658915
>Movies you forgot exist
You forgot it existed? Do you memory problems?
>>54661003
Who the fuck was this even marketed to? Not a terrible movie but...what was the demographic?
>>54661030
Is The Witches the one where the kid turns into a mouse?
I always wanted that to happen to meso I wouldn't have to grow up in an abusive home anymore
>>54660971
saw this movie with my mom before everything went wrong.
>>54661039
Then how come you forgot it?
>>54661069
>>54661030
Holy shit. I remember this shit, so much crap.
>>54661030
>Little vampire
I vaguely remembered Ben Stein being in this movie - but I checked imdb and he was nowhere to be found!
I must have been confusing him with another actor.
>>54661023
No longer doing popeye because he's a hack.
>>54659593
>michael cain
>maggie smith
>patrick stewart
>ozzy osbourne
>pepe
what le fuck
>>54660506
being a woman?
>>54661086
Mallgoths.
About 4 years too late though
This was a thing.
>>54661030
>The Little vampire
Those childhood boner memories
>>54661086
I could see it appealing to people who like quirky, dark fantasy (the kind of style that 4chan's user base disparagingly calls "edgy")
>>54661086
Burtontards
>>54661097
What went wrong? Also gee how old are you?
>>54658820
I think I liked this, but I honestly couldn't tell you anything that happened in it.
>>54661092
Yup that's the movie. I never finished it. Remember watching it at the Boy's Club. It's ok anon we all wish we could escape.
>>54660989
Pepe needs to be stopped.
>>54661092
The book by Roald Dahl was an okay read. It wasn't one of his better ones, though.
I used to relate heavily as a child to the themes in his books ("unique child up against both literally and figuratively monstrous adults" being a common motif)
>>54661131
Do all babies have pudgy bellies or is it just a shitty shoop?
>>54661131
What kind of epic memes would we get from this steaming pile if it came out today?
>>54661092
>abusive
In what way?
>>54661127
Speaking of which Popeye starring Robin Williams was dull and cringe as hell
>>54661076
>pink bunny suit in Christmas Story
pottery
>>54661141
She looks super British now.
>>54661178
Nobody forgot that.
>>54661179
Where do you think the term babyfat comes from you jackass?
>>54661118
i remember this being on netflix and wondering when the fuck it was made and how they got jake gyllenhal to do it
I'll take "Movies that were crushed by modern technology" for 200, Alex.
>>54661148
Tim Burton was a really good director but started tapering off in quality with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and going further downhill with Alice in Wonderland and Dark Shadows
Pretty sure Sweeney Todd was his last good movie.
>>54661131
I like how the critic they cited was just called "Box Office". I think this was even an episode of How Did This Get Made.
>>54661234
>>54661178
Eh I remember these ones.
I saw this on theaters. Goddamn it fucking sucked
>>54661178
I legit enjoyed the twist that the villain finally breaks into their family vault to find it's only full of sentimental junk and that their real fortune is in stocks and assets.
>>54659651
Teachers always used to show this in school on the day after final projects were due
>>54658370
you know this is meant to be watched with an audience, right?
>>54661257
Is this the /ss/ movie?
>>54661238
Babies are weirdly shaped. Plus, I've always heard it referring to people's faces.
>>54661273
are you calline me a faggot? quit criticizing my posts and post something good for once in your life retardo
>>54661265
Every fucking Disney CGI and Dreamworks movie looks the same.
>>54661131
>there is a Baby Geniuses 2
>>54661265
The character design is so fucking awful
>>54661141
This is the chick from Narnia.
>also no remembered Narnia right?
>>54660611
literally never even heard of it until now
![The_Oogieloves_in_the_Big_Balloon_Adventure_Movie_Poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bl52dQ7.jpg "The_Oogieloves_in_the_Big_Balloon_Adventure_Movie_Poster[1].jpg")
Lowest opening weekend of all time. They even aired the trailer before Brave so there's no excuse.
>>54661178
Why the fuck is Netflix rebooting this horseshit anyway?
The original comic books weren't good, that movie wasn't good, and now Netflix is treating it like a viable property
saw it in theaters
