...is Wes Anderson an aspie?
He a quirkie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8dWtK4H7cE
No he's an aesthete
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/the-grand-budapest-hotel-wes-andersons-artistic-manifesto
http://metro.co.uk/2016/04/01/jackass-bam-margera-told-his-drinking-will-kill-him-as-new-tv-series-shows-him-at-his-lowest-point-5788441/
well he could stop drinking
that should save him
and i laughed at the webpage
the links below all point to "STEVE-O HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE!"
>>67820019
>fucking up your shit this bad
>g-g-guys! pls pay attention to me!
Anyone else thinks it's a really good movie? It's ridiculous how SJWs tried so hard to make it fail just because the Egyptians weren't black enough for them? They were actually portrayed historically accurate because Ramses' mummy has red, straight hair. He was not black! It's annoying how SJWs are tying to change history to suit their fantasies.
>>67819987
I like how your post is more about SJWs and the race controversy than the actual movie itself
>/tv/
>>67820336
There wouldn't be a controversy if SJWs didn't start this all. I really liked the movie. It was good. I think it's unfair they tried to sink it.
Okay let's settle this. Which one was worse?
Batman : where everyone involved didn't care anymore
Or
Iron man : where the star and director actively tried to annoy the audience ?
Which was the worse part 3
The one where the studio shoved quips into every other line
>>67819550
Iron Man 3 is a decent flick. Only comic book fags hate it because >muh mandarin
TDKR is just irredeemable trash.
i liked Iron Man 3
Has there ever been a movie so completely ruined by quips?
>>67819803
yeah the Avengers 2 was even worse.
Tony Stark is just a constant stream of redditry
>>67819803
I remember being excited about this. Fuck the male feminist with the abnormally huge forehead and the jews who hired him.
>Want to go see Zootopia
>Ask little sister if she wants to see it
>She says no
>Fine whatever
>Arrive at theater
>They won't let me in unless I have a little girl with me
>They're renting little girls at the concession stand for $30/movie
>Want to just go rent a girl from the gas station down the street since it would be cheaper there but the movie is starting in 2 minutes
>Fork over the cash for an Emily
>She's 4'6" with brown hair, green eyes, and big cokebottle glasses
>Ugh
>Movie starts
>Thinking about putting my arm around her but don't know if that's allowed
>Instead we just sit and watch the movie in silence
>At the end she gives me a hug and a kiss and says "I really enjoyed the movie big bro! Thanks for taking me!"
Everything turned out better than expected? What brand of girls do you rent when you're at the kino?
I once stuffed my fingers down the girl's panties but she started screaming and the staff called the police so I had to bail lmao
>>67819708
Wait, where do the girls go after the movie?
>>67819708
falcons > girls
Broke bitch
Hey /tv/ say something negative about Bryan Cranston>implying it's possible
>>67819617
he wasn't in Godzilla enough
Trumbo is shit and a filthy commie who deserved everything they gave him.
http://humanevents.com/2015/11/06/the-truth-about-trumbo/
>>67819676
Came here to post this
>You have a plan?
>I am the plan.
>>67819565
name 4 movies where this happens
>>67819659
>name 4
>you've only got 5 minutes
>>67819659
>name 4 movies where this happens
Name 13 movies which name 4 movies where this happens
September 30.....
>>67819477
I really hope they get creative with how criminals try to take down Cage, tear gas, flashbangs, suffocationNO BREATHING.
>>67819551
Johnny Cage!
>>67819477
Get ready to get CAGED
Star Trek is stupid.
>>67819361
WH40K is more plausible than Star Trek in every single way.
>>67819361
the original series has some excellent episodes, but it's already running out of plots even in the first season.
then of course we got 4 more series to recycle basically the same ideas.
HAHAHA GOD IS A LIE
10/10 COMEDY
BRAVO GERVAIS
>>67819189
Triggered?
I hate Ricky too. God, I hate him soo much. You wanna DM me and take this private?
>Louis CK had suggested an additional scene to Gervais where he cowers in the corner whilst Jamal, a character not used in the film, would have sex with Jennifer Garner. This idea was eventually shelved
It bothers me that I keep seeing BvS reviews where they just can't understand basic things in the movie. There are good criticisms to be made about the movie, but they keep making bad ones.
>Why does Luthor hate Superman?
Because Luthor doesn't think power can be innocent. And like Batman, he thinks that if there's a 1% chance Superman will turn then he has to treat is as an absolute certainty. So he takes it upon himself to preemptively kill Superman.
>Why did Luthor think Batman could beat Superman?
Luthor planned from the beginning to get the kryptonite into Batman's hands. That's why it was so easy for Batman to steal off screen and why Luthor smiles when he discovers the theft. He knew the kryptonite could beat Superman, but he still had to actually use it in some way. Who better to weaponize the kryptonite and go up against Superman than Batman?
>So why didn't Luthor let Batman have the kryptonite during the batmobile scene?
Because Luthor doesn't divulge his plans to random goons he hires. He told them to get the kryptonite to him so when Batman attacked they fought back.
>Why did Batman stop just because Superman said "Martha"?
Because Batman's life revolves around the murder of his parents. He saw himself becoming the murderer from that alley. And he finally saw Superman as a person instead of just some monster.
>Why did Batman think Superman would come fight him just because he turned on the bat signal?
Because the last time they met Superman told Batman, "The next time they turn on your signal, don't come to it."
>Why didn't Superman just save his mother on his own?
Superman didn't know where she was. Kinda stupid given he has super hearing or whatever, but that's why. Batman learns the location because Alfred traced KGBeast's phone after the fight.
>Why didn't Luthor just use a kryptonite bomb at the hearing to kill Superman?
He hid the bomb in the wheelchair. He didn't have the kryptonite yet when he gave the wheelchair to the legless guy.
>>67819103
Now for the good question.
>Why did Luthor create Doomsday? Isn't that Luthor just creating something worse than Superman?
I don't have a good answer for this one. The best speculation I can come up with is that Luthor had some kind of failsafe against Doomsday that they just never showed in the movie. Maybe he implanted some kind of kryptonite bomb in him when he was being grown or something. But since they didn't show any of this, it's still a good criticism.
>>67819390
If Doomsday won it would have proved Lex right about Superman not being all powerful or some kind of god, thus confirming his worldview. For a guy like Lex that's all he wants. To be the smartest cleverest most right guy of all time, then he can take his ball and go home, and by go home I mean die happy being the biggest shiniest piece of shit on this floating turd called Earth while Doomsday runs around blowing everything up.
Or maybe he had already been talking to the hungry horrors from the dark and was planning on flying the Krypton ship to another planet to meet up with Steppenwolf and leaving Doomsday on Earth or some shit.
>>67819103
>Luthor planned from the beginning to get the kryptonite into Batman's hands. That's why it was so easy for Batman to steal off screen and why Luthor smiles when he discovers the theft.
This is actually wrong on both accounts.
Like a fine wine
>>67818988
Bond. James Bond.
>>67818988
>that bowtie
JUST
>>67818988
Doesn't he owe loads of money to his ex?
What is Gus Van Stan's best movie?
They're all gay.
>>67818746
Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season
That one movie about naked boys
Until this day my main entertainment were flicks, but now i want to change my taste. So i came here to ask you ¿what movies will help me to start in the path of the patrician?
Recommend me directors (both modern and classic) and their best movies.
>>67818654
>asking /tv/ for help
>>67818654
Fritz Lang, Metropolis
>moving on from flicks to movies
talk to us when you're ready for kino, after you master films and cinema, respectively
